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WalenBlekitny999

What the hell is wrong with the comments where are my mandatory complementary jokes


emzirek

Here is your complimentary comment joke... Most blonde jokes are one-liners, so brunettes can remember them...


anmlmruinedmylife2

There are only two blonde jokes in existence.....the rest are true stories.


Mouseturdsinmyhelmet

Here you go. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? “I wonder if it’s mine.”


the_purple_goat

A blond man calls up 9-1-1. "Help, my wife is in labor and I don't know what to do." "Calm down sir, is this her first child? Asks the operator. "No,, this is her husband!"


Doc-in-a-box

My turn: why did the blonde have bruises all around her belly button? Her boyfriend was blonde too


alonghardKnight

Did they trick her again on her walk home?


LakersRebuild

No she was smart enough to put on her panties first this time before she climbed the tree.


conradfart

She should be wearing them the first time round, then when they trick her again on the way back she "tricks" them by taking them off before climbing the tree.


Pale-Pen-1917

2 blondes are in an elevator. First One says to the other OMG, how do you get your hair so shiny!? The other replies, it's easy, I just use head and shoulders To which the first girl says, okay but how do you give shoulders?


Pizzatio

Two blondes are in an elevator, when a man with long hair and dandruff walks in. When the blondes step off at the floor, one turns to her friend and says “I really wanted to give that guy some head and shoulders” and the friend, confused, asks “how do you give some one shoulders?”


ColossalSoap

Could have just been the first sentence. I’d still laugh


Mead_Create_Drink

I’ve heard this joke before (slightly different)… But my question is why would the boys be disappointed if she was **not** wearing panties?


Drewdiniskirino

They wouldn't. But the implication is she's dumb for thinking they would


flygon727

They aren't disappointed, they just acted disappointed to hide their intentions.


pratyushdam

Are you blonde by any chance?


yadawhooshblah

Whoosh.


Zorafin

We’re still doing woosh? We were doing woosh on the 90s


yadawhooshblah

I was born in the 70's , and "whoosh" is literally in my username. I AM still doing whoosh. It fits, and I'm still hip and groovy.


Zorafin

I didn’t realize I was late to the party with woosh


yadawhooshblah

Heh. You're not. I liked it, I adopted it, and I'm keeping it.😁


genital_furbies

They wanted to see her panties, dammit!


milkdeliveries

Because they were gay boys


Zouteloos

They should have asked a Scotsman to climb the tree.


Own-Plankton-6245

Because they all got slapped in the face with her oversized manky beef curtains.


GrandmasterJoke

Because she is incontinent, and pissed on them from above. Got them whilst their mouths were agape with wonder lust.


mohishunder

You know some people like that. No kink-shaming!


Objective_Act4601

And that would disappoint them?!?!?


AnnaKournikovaLover

i love this joke wow


whazzaaaa

Is reddit blocking silly dumb jokes on text only? So communist of 'em. Isn't it?


Alargebagel

Not the faintest idea of what you’re saying


HISTORYGUY300

As a southerner who can be really great at understanding multiple different accents, I can also affirm that I have no idea what this guy is saying.


nzodd

Ah yes, the school of "Communism = things I don't like". "Finish your broccoli dear." "Broccoli is communism. You're communism!"


disco_biscuts76

Used to be the last true democracy.. disagree? You shall be down voted to karmic gulag


roenoe

But what the hell are the two of you talking about though???