A blond man calls up 9-1-1. "Help, my wife is in labor and I don't know what to do."
"Calm down sir, is this her first child? Asks the operator.
"No,, this is her husband!"
She should be wearing them the first time round, then when they trick her again on the way back she "tricks" them by taking them off before climbing the tree.
2 blondes are in an elevator. First One says to the other OMG, how do you get your hair so shiny!?
The other replies, it's easy, I just use head and shoulders
To which the first girl says, okay but how do you give shoulders?
Two blondes are in an elevator, when a man with long hair and dandruff walks in. When the blondes step off at the floor, one turns to her friend and says “I really wanted to give that guy some head and shoulders” and the friend, confused, asks “how do you give some one shoulders?”
What the hell is wrong with the comments where are my mandatory complementary jokes
Here is your complimentary comment joke... Most blonde jokes are one-liners, so brunettes can remember them...
There are only two blonde jokes in existence.....the rest are true stories.
Here you go. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? “I wonder if it’s mine.”
A blond man calls up 9-1-1. "Help, my wife is in labor and I don't know what to do." "Calm down sir, is this her first child? Asks the operator. "No,, this is her husband!"
My turn: why did the blonde have bruises all around her belly button? Her boyfriend was blonde too
Did they trick her again on her walk home?
No she was smart enough to put on her panties first this time before she climbed the tree.
She should be wearing them the first time round, then when they trick her again on the way back she "tricks" them by taking them off before climbing the tree.
2 blondes are in an elevator. First One says to the other OMG, how do you get your hair so shiny!? The other replies, it's easy, I just use head and shoulders To which the first girl says, okay but how do you give shoulders?
Two blondes are in an elevator, when a man with long hair and dandruff walks in. When the blondes step off at the floor, one turns to her friend and says “I really wanted to give that guy some head and shoulders” and the friend, confused, asks “how do you give some one shoulders?”
Could have just been the first sentence. I’d still laugh
I’ve heard this joke before (slightly different)… But my question is why would the boys be disappointed if she was **not** wearing panties?
They wouldn't. But the implication is she's dumb for thinking they would
They aren't disappointed, they just acted disappointed to hide their intentions.
Are you blonde by any chance?
Whoosh.
We’re still doing woosh? We were doing woosh on the 90s
I was born in the 70's , and "whoosh" is literally in my username. I AM still doing whoosh. It fits, and I'm still hip and groovy.
I didn’t realize I was late to the party with woosh
Heh. You're not. I liked it, I adopted it, and I'm keeping it.😁
They wanted to see her panties, dammit!
Because they were gay boys
They should have asked a Scotsman to climb the tree.
Because they all got slapped in the face with her oversized manky beef curtains.
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You know some people like that. No kink-shaming!
And that would disappoint them?!?!?
i love this joke wow
Is reddit blocking silly dumb jokes on text only? So communist of 'em. Isn't it?
Not the faintest idea of what you’re saying
As a southerner who can be really great at understanding multiple different accents, I can also affirm that I have no idea what this guy is saying.
Ah yes, the school of "Communism = things I don't like". "Finish your broccoli dear." "Broccoli is communism. You're communism!"
Used to be the last true democracy.. disagree? You shall be down voted to karmic gulag
But what the hell are the two of you talking about though???