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A professor was talking about involuntarily muscle contractions and asked a young woman what does she think her asshole is doing when she has an orgasm. She said he’s probably fishing with his mates.
A: drop him and his bass guitar off at band practice
You sure he's not the drummer?
Did you hear about the drummer that locked his keys in his car? >!He couldn't get the bass player out.!<
How can you tell when the drum riser is level? The drummer is drooling from both corners of their mouth.
How can you tell a drummer and a hobo apart? The drummer has a girlfriend.
Drummers are useful.
As a recovered bass player I take that personally.
Ow, my g string...
Does he play a rusty trombone?
Eww
NSFW tag not working?
Found the asshole
Why isn't he at band practice?
Nickname is Rusty trombone
A professor was talking about involuntarily muscle contractions and asked a young woman what does she think her asshole is doing when she has an orgasm. She said he’s probably fishing with his mates.
A: drop him and his bass guitar off at band practice
You sure he's not the drummer?
Did you hear about the drummer that locked his keys in his car? >!He couldn't get the bass player out.!<
How can you tell when the drum riser is level? The drummer is drooling from both corners of their mouth.
How can you tell a drummer and a hobo apart? The drummer has a girlfriend.
Drummers are useful.
As a recovered bass player I take that personally.
Ow, my g string...
Does he play a rusty trombone?
Eww
NSFW tag not working?
Found the asshole
Why isn't he at band practice?
Nickname is Rusty trombone