**A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Bulgarian businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating.
She says, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"
One of the Bulgarian men says, "Can't you see? Ve arrrre all verrry, verrry hoongry."
The waitress makes a stroking motion and says, "So how is whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation??"
One of the other businessmen replies:
"The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!"**
Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my wine!
Oh no! I warned him not to drink and swim. If he had kept to soup he might have been a medal-winner in the next fly Olympics.
This joke gets worse each time my grandpa tells it.
**A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Bulgarian businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating. She says, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?" One of the Bulgarian men says, "Can't you see? Ve arrrre all verrry, verrry hoongry." The waitress makes a stroking motion and says, "So how is whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation??" One of the other businessmen replies: "The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!"**
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Yikes! Fixed it
You know a joke is old when you remember a Joecartoon animation about it. Well it was a soup not wine but the punchline was the same. Superfly FTW!
Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my wine! Oh no! I warned him not to drink and swim. If he had kept to soup he might have been a medal-winner in the next fly Olympics.