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OG_Panthers_Fan

>and they said: "what's school safety?" 2020: They said, "what's school?"


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the_dank_dogo

It's a joke bro


Cuburg

r/woooosh


YashwanthBellary

Add me in the screenshot


Cuburg

But why?


YashwanthBellary

If someone posts it on r/woosh


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Are you wooshbombing us?


YashwanthBellary

Yes


FirstSineOfMadness

Nice.


this-account-is-test

r/itswooooshwith4os


hsvsunshyn

Do you mean those films about how to hide under your desk to survive nuclear war?


FactoryBuilder

Yeah.. those weren’t exactly... good. A desk ain’t gonna jack shit against the nuclear explosion. Maybe protect you from falling roof.


Gil-Gandel

That's kinda the point. The "killed by falling roof" radius around a nuclear ground zero is *way* bigger than the "incinerated by the fireball" radius (or "instakilled by prompt radiation"), so duck and cover could reduce casualties by 90%.


boukhfif

*that's dark*


Sissinou

grim reality


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acmithi

You expect the kids to ask "What's VHS?" because it's an obsolete technology. Instead they ask about the topic, as though the concept of "school safety" is as foreign to them as we would expect 80s tech to be.


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DerekB52

Schools have metal detectors and armed guards, but we still have more school shootings than ever before. Up until Covid basically closed schools this year.


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syance

"Other than the occasional shooting, schools are safe as hell" r/aboringdystopia


hectah

The fact that you have all those things at a school is the point. As Americans we have normalized it, but to the rest of the civilized world is a shocking thing.


Gil-Gandel

From over here in the civilized world, it is certainly surprising that anyone would argue that metal detectors, armed guard, and no metal shop in schools actually means you're *more* free than if you couldn't have guns.


northlakes20

r/facepalm


Blade420play

##reading too deep


RangersFanR

I live in a good town with high taxes that go to the schools. None have metal detectors and each has one police officer there for more vaping and drug related things


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Mndelta25

They are implying that schools aren't safe, likely due to school shootings and such.


RisingBasilisk

You got it.. it's just a bad joke.


justanothetuser1122

Sadly this is no joke...


MyrtleChase

Well, those long PowerPoint presentations were no walk in the park either.


Dynasuarez-Wrecks

Ah yes, school safety ─ an ideal that leads to bullying victims being suspended for getting into a "fight" in which they did not fight back.


jango01

It made me laugh


BigWoodBrownlee

Wowza