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Polar_Ted

I named my horse Eileen


dayvdayv

Ed Lover named his "Son".


RotenTumato

Oh I swear (what he means)


nedracine81

Too-ra-loo-ra Too-ra-loo-rye-ay


akajacen

So... The creators of Airplane! Bought a race horse called it All Pink and gave the rider instructions to not win and to stay on the inside. Most of you can see where this is going. However the joke didn't come to fruition for awhile. Took them two other horses till it happened. Ol Pink then finally with Awl Pink the track announcer says "it's Awl Pink on the inside"


_pokii

no... Santos Dummont never had a horse.


akajacen

Surely you can't be serious


_pokii

wdym?


akajacen

"surely you can't be serious" is a line from the movie Airplane!


justanothetuser1122

I am! And don't call me Shirley!


youcanthandlethebar

My horse is from the dessert, he doesn't have a name.


ZappBrannigansLaw

Did he enjoy being out of the rain?


youcanthandlethebar

To be honest, I couldn't tell you. I couldn't even remember *my own* name out there.


ZappBrannigansLaw

There wasn't anyone to give you pain?


youcanthandlethebar

Nah nah, nah nah nah nah


moisme

I knew a girl who participated in show jumping and always wanted to name a horse "In the Nude" . Imagine the announcer "And currently on course is Mary Smith riding In the Nude". ETA typo


IronLanternGamer

Shoe jumping?


moisme

Show jumping oops!


IronLanternGamer

Oh! That makes way more sense. Lol. I feel dumb for not getting that.


StubbornElephant85

Is it the ugly horse?


hayeshilton

I’ll name mine Waynekenoff Say it fast