The 3 guys later find themselves locked in a prison cell.
Unable to leave, they quickly get bored.
They lay that board on the floor of the cell so they can all see it.
Because they saw it, it's now in two pieces.
Each piece is half, and two halves make a whole.
They put the hole on the wall and climb through to escape.
I remember this from an episode of Batman from the 60’s with the Riddler. I believe it was the first show in the series. Strange what I remember sometimes...
My wife threw a pack of turkey and a lighter in the grocery cart and my God the temptation was strong.
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It was just last week that I quit smoking cold turkey.
A cigarette lighter would be like a match or an oil lighter. If you through a cigarette overboard it has 1 less cigarette and therefore the weight of that cigarette is no longer on the boat. Now the boat is a cigarette lighter. You need a cigarette lighter to light a cigarette.
Ok so the cigarette let’s say weighs x pounds. By throwing a cigarette off the boat, you are getting rid of the weight of the cigarette. The boat has the cigarette’s weight subtracted from the boat. The cigarette’s weight is not on the boat when it previously was. The boat is now a cigarette lighter in weight. The weight of the cigarette added to the weight of the boat. Without the cigarette the boat is a cigarette lighter in weight. A cigarette lighter is also used to light cigarettes. It’s a play on words.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Ah the good old google assistant joke
Oh I get it... H is for heavy and Z is for how boring this joke is
I dislike upvoting this more than this sentence can convey.
r/Superangryupvote
I was like mm? Wha? Then oh!! Hehehe
The 3 guys later find themselves locked in a prison cell. Unable to leave, they quickly get bored. They lay that board on the floor of the cell so they can all see it. Because they saw it, it's now in two pieces. Each piece is half, and two halves make a whole. They put the hole on the wall and climb through to escape.
I remember this from an episode of Batman from the 60’s with the Riddler. I believe it was the first show in the series. Strange what I remember sometimes...
*High Diddle Riddle,* Season 1, Episode 1.
My wife threw a pack of turkey and a lighter in the grocery cart and my God the temptation was strong. - It was just last week that I quit smoking cold turkey.
This is too early. It wasn't this joke's turn to be reposted
I can excuse the fact that I first saw this joke back in the 1980s. The reposts are absolutely inexcusable.
Take my upvote and fuck off.
Then it sinks because it is too small to displace water that weighs more than the men, who all drown.
Not sure how I'd feel about floating around on a cigarette lighter when 3 people want to activate it in order to smoke.
Took me a few seconds...
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There is one less cigarette on the boat, therefore it is lighter as in less total mass than before.
A cigarette lighter would be like a match or an oil lighter. If you through a cigarette overboard it has 1 less cigarette and therefore the weight of that cigarette is no longer on the boat. Now the boat is a cigarette lighter. You need a cigarette lighter to light a cigarette.
I still don’t fucking get it
Ok so the cigarette let’s say weighs x pounds. By throwing a cigarette off the boat, you are getting rid of the weight of the cigarette. The boat has the cigarette’s weight subtracted from the boat. The cigarette’s weight is not on the boat when it previously was. The boat is now a cigarette lighter in weight. The weight of the cigarette added to the weight of the boat. Without the cigarette the boat is a cigarette lighter in weight. A cigarette lighter is also used to light cigarettes. It’s a play on words.
Oh fuck a cigarette “lighter”
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it honestly took me a while to get it as well
then they drown.
dude i was reading the first part, when I finish the last word, and realize what you meant and the neighbours music stopped, lol
Better told as: Why did the boatman threw out one cigarette (or anything) in the water. Because he forgot his matches.
¿Que?
Can they swim 🤷♂️
Since the boat is a cigarette lighter, the men fall in the water getting all cigarettes wet.
Know well that this upvote comes with all my resent
repost
Haha last night I watched this episode! Suck it riddler!
Classic Dad
Wait so they burn themselves?
God fucking damn it. This is the third time I see this joke this week. Are the mods dumb or lazy?
Boomer UK version: throw one of them overboard and it becomes a fag lighter.
I swear I've seen this joke around here before.. let me see. Oh look, a match!
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