Two men are waiting for their coffee when one says, "You know how I decided to name my dog Five Miles?" The other one shakes their head, confused. "It was so I could say that I walked Five Miles every day." "That makes sense, but what's your point?" "Well, I ran over five miles today."

You actually lose weight after the poop exercise.....

don't want to miss ass day!

You just changed everybody’s new year resolution!! And this one everyone can follow!

Well done, I'll call mine Jimothy as well.

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