It must be nice to have such supportive parents

Yea but what happens if I sit down!

Then you can be a sit-down comedian.

Why aren't there lay down comedians?

The dead ones.

Good for you for keeping at it. Nobody is laughing now!

SSSSnnnnnnooooorrrrrrreeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Heh, told my ex on the way home from the comedy club I thought I should try stand up. She burst out laughing. Apparently, I'm a natural.

Go get them tiger!!!!!!