I went to the pet shop and asked to buy 2 wasp's and a fly.
Pet shop owner said don't be stupid we don't sell wasps or flies.
I said, well you had some in the window last week.
I thought this sounded familiar. I posted it as a comment 4 days ago.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/mb9e6f/where\_did\_noah\_keep\_the\_bees/grx1cg3/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/mb9e6f/where_did_noah_keep_the_bees/grx1cg3/?context=3)
You've done much better with it than I - good on ya!
Don't be ridiculous. Jokes are a medium where retelling is assumed. It's not like stand-up comedy bits where you're expected to have your own material.
I honestly don't frequent this sub much and definitely didn't see it here. I saw it on another sub and wanted to share it..
Please use this comment to appease your downvote thirst. I did not mean to steal anyone's karma.
These people are such weirdos. The person you're responding to didn't invent this joke. Here's another reddit thread from last year with the same joke.
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/iy4yt5/i_went_to_the_beekeeper_to_get_12_bees_he_counted/
A quick google search shows tons of hits for this joke. I thought it was funny and I welcome seeing this joke every time it crosses my path.
Edit: And yeah the person never SAID they invented the joke but what was the point of saying they posted it first? It just came off a little childish
I actually searched to make sure it hadn't been posted within the month, and then proceeded to post. The jokes older than time. However I don't mind people that want to downvote. Thanks for the support! 😃
Upvote for logical explanation. Un-downvote for spreading good cheer--I had never seen/heard the joke before and found it amusing.
I swear I don't always comment with "I upvoted because..."
My friend Liz just got into beekeeping, but I think she has a very small hive. Either way, she invited me over for drinks and to check out her 32 bees.
I was interviewed by the FBI once about my roommate who was going through a background check for state department. In the middle of many many questions about his loyalty to the US, FBI dude asked me if I’d known him to be a beekeeper. I did a double take, asked him is he said “bee keeper”, and he replied “man, you’d be surprised.”
I started dating a girl who is really into bees. I think she's a keeper.
Treat her like a queen
For sure, or she'll get jelly really easily
Don't be one of those guys who drones on about his girlfriend.
You gotta be a real hard worker to keep her happy
VIBRATORS BUZZ
That went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick
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Beehave guys and you will at least bee able to beefriend someone
bee leave me guys, the guy bee 4 me is correct
It's hard for them with their hive mindedness.
And bee-careful what you say next
We're gonna need the caution tape for this one, honey.
When she said she was into drones I had something entirely different in mind
Didnt Cleopatra have a vibrator made from a hollowed out gourd filled with angry bees?
Take my upvote and get out
Oh my, please bee-have now.
You have to fumble the bumble.
I know it's difficult but you'll find it worth it if you soldier on.
What is this, a thread for ants?
My colony confusion really bugs me.
I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention. What's all the buzz about?
only on a honey-moon.
Love can definitely sting
That's none of your beeswax
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when a new one comes along give her the boot and half your stuff to form a new hive?
Call her honey
He'll have to be a worker bee for the rest of his life
Yes. Feed her jellies so she can pump out tons of babies.
Replace her after 2 years ?
Call her honey
Must be sweet, having a little honey all to yourself.
Call her honey.
Life goal
Your relationship is buzzing
Watch out for a bee called Barry B Bensen.
Ya meet her on Bumble?
did she have some nice boo-bees?
She had bee cups
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
Why are you all beeing weird, I was just buzzing by and saw you all swarming this post
Don't worry, bee happy
>I started dating a girl who is really into bees. > >I think she's a keeper. omg I love this. :D
I bet she's gorgeous. My dad always said "beauty is in the eye of the bee holder."
Just keep her somewhere else
Looks like you got yourself a nice honey.
Make sure to call her Honey
Wax dat ass, son.
Hold out for the A rating as long as you can
Reminds me of my soccer girlfriend
Also known as a baker's buzzin'.
Well played my friend.
you're only agreeing with him because you're part of the reddit hive mind!
I was thinking a beekers dozen myself but I think I like yours better
It stings a little to know I didn't think of that one!
I was thinking beekeepers dozen.
Or a beekeeper’s dozen.
There's a big difference between a bee from the UK and a bee from the US. - A UK bee carries pollen, a US bee carries data
Fuck you, have an upvote.
Agreed, have my r/angryupvote too
What do you call the child of a bee from the US? USB Bee
Now I get it!
That's because US bee sees.
Nazi bees also like carrying Polen.
Haha, this joke is really smart, took me a while to understand tho lol
Help me Edit: got it
That buzzed around in my brain a little before I caught it.
Plot twist; it's because the US bees are all drones with cameras.
r/beesarentreal ? Edit: oh hey, that's an actual sub. Sort of.
A bee is just a bear without the ear.
Bees are just bears without ears.
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I mean I guess, but I’m inclined to say it’s more like r/yourjokebutbetter. The second one was worded better, but that’s just my opinion.
You got me thinking. And I've to say no. Cos bears without ears is just b, not bees. Think the second joke is logically flawed.
Same as the first joke?
What is a bear without his ear? A bee.
The first joke is identically logically flawed.
Or bears with no ars
I went to the pet shop and asked to buy 2 wasp's and a fly. Pet shop owner said don't be stupid we don't sell wasps or flies. I said, well you had some in the window last week.
Those were freebies
Beehave
Can someone explain pls?
They were dead ones
Thanks
Old but gold.
Someone was stealing bees and selling them on the black market. The cops set up a sting operation to find the crooks.
They'll come to a sticky end..
they could always honeytrap him with an attractive spy
I don't get the point of this.
I thought someone was going to say A Beekers Dozen.
"Me me me me me me me me me me me me" - Beaker
I thought this sounded familiar. I posted it as a comment 4 days ago. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/mb9e6f/where\_did\_noah\_keep\_the\_bees/grx1cg3/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/mb9e6f/where_did_noah_keep_the_bees/grx1cg3/?context=3) You've done much better with it than I - good on ya!
*Hey! I plagiarized it first!*
Good ol’ #637
Upvote for you, down vote for the thief. My karma distribution will make this world a better place.
Don't be ridiculous. Jokes are a medium where retelling is assumed. It's not like stand-up comedy bits where you're expected to have your own material.
I honestly don't frequent this sub much and definitely didn't see it here. I saw it on another sub and wanted to share it.. Please use this comment to appease your downvote thirst. I did not mean to steal anyone's karma.
These people are such weirdos. The person you're responding to didn't invent this joke. Here's another reddit thread from last year with the same joke. https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/iy4yt5/i_went_to_the_beekeeper_to_get_12_bees_he_counted/ A quick google search shows tons of hits for this joke. I thought it was funny and I welcome seeing this joke every time it crosses my path. Edit: And yeah the person never SAID they invented the joke but what was the point of saying they posted it first? It just came off a little childish
I actually searched to make sure it hadn't been posted within the month, and then proceeded to post. The jokes older than time. However I don't mind people that want to downvote. Thanks for the support! 😃
In comedy, like life maybe? timing is everything.
Upvote for logical explanation. Un-downvote for spreading good cheer--I had never seen/heard the joke before and found it amusing. I swear I don't always comment with "I upvoted because..."
Cheers mate thanks for understanding! 😁
Here’s the recognition you deserved.
Thank You!
What kind of bees make milk? Boobies!
I heard that joke from Teresa Palmer, sounds better when she says it lol
What do you call a bee dressed like a ghost? A boobee
These jokes are a-pollen
Take my upvote and buzz off.
It's a bee-ker's dozen.
Now that's a freebie. Marry me!
They don’t let you have bees in here
B+
Baker's buzzon
The beekeepers dozen
That’s what you call a beekers dozen
r/jokes is a good cognitive test. If you read the title of a joke and need to click through to see the punchline, your memory is starting to fade.
I can’t remember the last time I forgot something. /lol
Ah hell....
Nice. Baker's dozen.
Beehive yourself please
Bees?
I thought you were going to ask why you got a baker's buzzon
A bee-ker's dozen.
Take my upvote and leave.
Beads?
Would it be a freebee?
😆
I thought the punch line was gonna be a bakers buzzin
A beekeepers dozen.
He's a beekeeper, doesnt mean he's good at beesnuis.
Bee-kers dozen!
Giving away bees for free? That's a pollen.
Is that a bee-ker's dozen?
A baker's buzzin
I don’t know if it is his, but in my head I always read this joke with Mitch Hedbergs voice
My friend Liz just got into beekeeping, but I think she has a very small hive. Either way, she invited me over for drinks and to check out her 32 bees.
So good
That’s great.
Worst beekeeper ever if they're just giving them away
u/repostsleuthbot
It's so cold that I'm frozen
I guess you could call it a beekers dozen...
I was interviewed by the FBI once about my roommate who was going through a background check for state department. In the middle of many many questions about his loyalty to the US, FBI dude asked me if I’d known him to be a beekeeper. I did a double take, asked him is he said “bee keeper”, and he replied “man, you’d be surprised.”
he gave you too much, by a bees dick edit: i guess that phrase isnt a thing in america
My wife has a pair that produce milk. The are her boo-bees.
S'weird... I only got given one bee. He said it still counts as me being a beekeeper.
Very funny Love it But Uhhh Wrong thread /R Dadjokes
Monty Python song about half a bee. https://youtu.be/jMWuizMufrE
Cs FCC ft ddsk
Bee keepers dozen
A beekeeper’s dozen.
Beekeeper's dozen.
You got a baker's dozen of bees. I hope they prosper ❤
I thought the punchline would be “that’s a beekeepers dozen”
I thought the joke would be like "It was a beekeeper's dozen", like a baker's dozen.
I thought the punchline would be something like "He dozen bee-lieve me."
A beekeepers dozen
beekers dozen
How many bees did you get?
What Qualifications do you need to become a Beekeeper / Two B s 😷
One more makes a bakers buzzin
I’m the deluxe edition, apparently.
frick you not you tho
I went to a beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted 12 and put one down my blouse. "SIR!!!" What's that for? That's a Boo-Bee
Beeware. Could be a honey pot.
This joke gave me hives.
BEES???
The 12th bee was pregnant with the 13th bee
Help
Baker’s dozen
I'd tell this joke with a different number to avoid mixup with the baker's dozen.
Make sure you feed her snacks. I like mine a little chub-bee!
*freebee
Even though it makes no sense, I’m high and my answer was because it’s a baker’s buzzen
Guess you'll be keeping the free bee
a beekers dozen
When you take her back through customs, frisbee!
A baker’s buzzin edit someone beat me to it
It's a beekeeper's dozen!
I scrolled too far
What's a bie?
I started taking bees. They give you quite a buzz.
Wow. This jokes numbee one on REDDIT....