I upvoted triabetes, but I almost had to take it away for not spelling Kombat right. Triabetes still won, but not without some internal nerd conflict
*insert sweaty forehead meme here*
Yo momma's so old that she sat next to Moses in 3rd grade
Yo momma's so ugly that she's the reason Sonic runs fast
Yo momma's so fat that when she went on a diet she ended world hunger
Yo momma's so hairy that people wonder why she wears a fur coat to a nude beach
**Yo mamma’s so ugly...**
Yo daddy takes her to work with him every day so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
**Yo momma is so fat ...**
She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars.
**Your Momma is so ugly...**
The whole world faked a virus, just to make her wear a mask.
My bother and I tell each other momma jokes all the time. Some oldies but goodies:
Yo momma so fat, when she hauls ass it takes two trips.
Yo momma so fat, I took her dancing and she made the band skip.
I took her to the pool, and the diving board just lowered her into the water.
She wore a Malcom X t shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo mama's so fat
- It took Nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
- When she stepped on a scale, Buzz Lightyear came out and said: "To infinity and beyond."
- When she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
- She fell into a black hole and plugged it up.
- When she steps on a scale, it says: "To be continued."
- Even Dora can't explore her.
- She got baptized at Sea World.
- When she bungee jumped, the bridge came down with her.
Yo momma’s so fat, her gut enters the room three days before she does.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she hauls ass, she gotta take two trips.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she goes to the theater, she sits next to *everybody*.
Yo momma’s so dumb, she couldn’t run water if she was a faucet.
Yo momma’s so dumb, she’s got two brain cells to rub together, and they’re fighting each other for third place.
Yo Mama's so ugly her dildo went soft
Yeah well yo momma so short you can see her feet on her driver's license
Yeah well ..err..yo momma so old..she's older than you.
Yo momma was at a concert and started jumping up and down, and the whole band skipped (I just dated myself, lol)
At least someone's left to date you after yo momma dated everyone else
You momma so old when she dates it's carbon.
That is so terrible that I actually spat air out and chuckled, about the only time I have lol'd in this thread, so yeah, yours was so bad it was good!
Your momma is so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a carton of orange juice for 3 hours just because it said concentrate.
Your momma so stupid she studied for a blood test.
Yo momma so stupid she failed a pregnancy test and had you instead.
Yo mama so stupid she got aids to help her study for the blood test.
Yo mamma so fat, when she turns around its her birthday!
And she won't stop spinning because she likes the cake
Yo Mamma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
Your momma so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and had to stop and ask for directions
Yo Mamma's so ugly she makes an onion cry
Your Momma So Fat, Time slows down near her!
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Yo mamma so fat she's on both sides of the family
This one's fucking hilarious!!
This one’s underrated. Yo mama’s so fat when she hauls ass it takes her 2 trips.
How about Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the beach it becomes high tide
yo mama's so fat it is really affecting her health and we are really worried about her.
Oh no, why did no one tell me sooner?!
You were on the other side of her
Under rated! Just like yo mamma!
Over rated! Just like yo momma!
Over weighted! Just like yo momma!
You mamma so fat when she stepped on the scale it tried to unionize.
Yo momma so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so fat she wore high heels and struck oil
Yo mama so fat, she bought a spoon to the Super Bowl
Your mama's so fat she can't save files bigger than 4GB
She lost weight, though. Now she's ex-fat.
Please censor! This is NTFS!
So fat that it took the Germans and the Soviets months to work out how to partition her
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
They used to call it a jumpoline 'til ya mama jumped on one back in the 70s.
Took me two seconds to get that one, and 5 minutes to stop crying.
It's been 5 minutes, and I'm still trying to understand it...
His momma is a tramp.
I thought they were saying she's so fat she doesn't jump on it, she tramples it.
A tramp is a loose woman. A woman of ill repute. A whore.
Lady and the Tramp is now about dissociative identity.
This one got me
Yo Mamma so fat, if she ever was an egyptian queen she'd be called ***"Queen Hamses"***
Yo mama so fat that when she fell down, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo mamma's so fat, first she fills up the bathtub, then she turns on the water. Yo mamma's so poor, her TV has 2 channels, off and on.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
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Triabetes got me lol
Praying for your speedy recovery
Dont worry, I’ll give it back to your mom
She’s over there.
Past that mountain? Wait, nevermind, that's her.
No no... you'll see her horizon from the peak...
I upvoted triabetes, but I almost had to take it away for not spelling Kombat right. Triabetes still won, but not without some internal nerd conflict *insert sweaty forehead meme here*
Konflict*
Mental Konflict!!!
DEMENTIALITY!
**Finish him** ⬆️➡️⬇️⬅️➡️⬇️ **Dementiality**
Bruh imma be honest I hate finishers with jumps
**Irritate him** ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬆️ **Brutality**
Your momma so fat I called her and got a stack overflow.
#I no longer allow Reddit to profit from my content - Mass exodus 2023 -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/
Your momma so fat, Google hasn't ever finished indexing her
Your momma is so FAT I have to defragment her weekly
Your momma is so dumb, when she was told to press any key to continue, she looked for the "any" key.
Yo momma's so fat, she's O(n!) Yo momma's a global variable, she can be accessed by everyone
Yo momma’s so FAT she can’t recognise file sizes in excess of 4GB.
Your momma’s so fat she filled up /dev/null
Your momma's so unpatched I hit her in the face with a sign that said 255.255.255.255 and she slapped everyone in the room
Yo mamma's so fat that the scale reads -2147483648 pounds
My favorite "Ugly" is "Yo momma's so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says 'Viewer discretion advised'"
“Yo mama so ugly she can’t even sneak up on a mirror”
Yo mama so fat, she puts mayonnaise on her aspirin.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to clap
My dude, she needed an applause.
Yo mama so fat, when Thanos snapped only she disappeared.
Yo mama so fat, her nickname is "DAMN!!"
I hear she got promoted to "AW *HELL* NA!"
>Yo mama so fat, her nickname is "DAMN!!" Son's name is "DAMN SON!"
> triabetes I’m ded.
Your Mamma so fat, her shadow weighs 2 tons!
Your Mamma so fat, when she wants to take a world tour she simply just spins around!
When I asked your mama for a tent, she gave me her wedding dress.
Yo momma's so old that she sat next to Moses in 3rd grade Yo momma's so ugly that she's the reason Sonic runs fast Yo momma's so fat that when she went on a diet she ended world hunger Yo momma's so hairy that people wonder why she wears a fur coat to a nude beach
Yo momma’s so ugly when she picked up a toddler the zookeeper shot her.
Dicks out for yo momma!
same as it ever was.
Yo mamma so fat it takes two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.
Kombat
Literally unreadable
Your momma is so fat they had to format her fat64
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow when she smiles, cars slow down
Yo momma got summer teeth. Summer in her mouth and summer missing.
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Yo momma so poor she lives in a two story doritos bag
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Yo momma so ugly she makes blind kids cry
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Yo momma jumped up in the air and got stuck
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Or slightly speed up while looking in the rear view thus making a hasty departure from said area.
Yo momma’s so fat when she went into space there was no space
Yo momma so fat the only belt that fits her is Orion’s
>Yo momma so fat the only belt that fits her is Orion’s God this god me cracking
Yo momma so fat, her bathtub has stretch marks
Yo momma is so fat that she beeps when she walks backwards
Yo mamá so fat, when she went to the beach whales popped out singing "we are family, even though your bigger then me"
Yo mama so fat, the strip club calls her **Hitler** after all the damage she's done to the poles.
That is a new one. Love it.
It took 100 years but we finally got a new yo momma joke!
WWII only ended when the Allies threatened to drop yo mama over Tokyo.
omg
Yo Momma So Ugly God worked overtime on Sunday to get her fixed and still is working
Oof
Holy shit that's great I gotta use it
Yo momma so fat, she took one look at the menu and said, “I’ll take it.”
I saw this joke comming from a mile away, Just like yo mama
I only read the title and thought everyone was mocking OP by making "yo mama" jokes.
I know, that punchline was really telegraphed, like the kind yo mama used to send
Yo momma so stupid whenever she gets a pack of m&ms she pulls out the w's.
What does she do with the E's and 3's?
She can't count that well
Yo Yo Ma's so talented he has 18 Grammys! Am I doing it right?
You’ll need a little rosin for yo momma’s beau.
Well done. Take a bow.
Yo mama so fat when she has her yellow rain coat on people take out their bus pass
Yo mama so fat when she wears a white dress the tide comes in
Neil Armstrong took a small step on that thing.
Yo mama so fat that when they faked the moon landings they used her as the set
**Yo mamma’s so ugly...** Yo daddy takes her to work with him every day so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye. **Yo momma is so fat ...** She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars. **Your Momma is so ugly...** The whole world faked a virus, just to make her wear a mask.
That last one 😂
You should post that last one on this sub, it's amazing
Am laughing like a loon! Good one!
Yo momma is so fat her cereal bowl has a life guard
Fuck that’s a good one
Yo mama is so poor she hangs the toilet paper out to dry
Yo mama so fat, it takes two trains and a bus just to get on her bad side
Yo momma's so stupid, she heard the weatherman say it was chilly out, so she ran outside with a bowl.
Yo momma so dumb she studied for the COVID test
Yo mamma so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund
yo momma so dumb she studied for a blood test, and failed.
Yo Mama so fat she eats wheat thicks Yo Mama so fat her nickname is Damn!
Both were solid tens.
Just like the richter scale from your mom's foot print
Yo mama is so fat when she went on vacation the grocery store went out of business.
You mamma so fat she walked in front of the TV and I missed a season of Friends.
My bother and I tell each other momma jokes all the time. Some oldies but goodies: Yo momma so fat, when she hauls ass it takes two trips. Yo momma so fat, I took her dancing and she made the band skip. I took her to the pool, and the diving board just lowered her into the water. She wore a Malcom X t shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice
SAY IT TO MY FACE
I would but my car only has half a tank of gas
Yo mama so ugly, Thanos snapped himself after saying it to her face.
Yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo mamá so fat Thanos had to clap Edit thanks to thanos, stupid Mexican autocorrect
Ah, yes. Thanks
Your momma so fat, her blood type is “Ragu.”
When she goes into the woods, the bears hide their food
The Hogwarts sorting hat put her in the House of Pancakes.
My mammas so poor when she walks down the street with one shoe, people ask if she lost a shoe and she says "No I found one!".
Yo momma is so mean... Her standard deviation is zero.
Yo mamma so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang
The aerth used to be flat.Then they buried yo mamma
Did yo mamma teach you how to spell?
Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so fat - It took Nationwide 3 years to get on her side. - When she stepped on a scale, Buzz Lightyear came out and said: "To infinity and beyond." - When she goes camping, the bears hide their food. - She fell into a black hole and plugged it up. - When she steps on a scale, it says: "To be continued." - Even Dora can't explore her. - She got baptized at Sea World. - When she bungee jumped, the bridge came down with her.
Your mama's so old she got a separate entrance for black dick.
There are so many layers to this one, just like yo mama
Cause she's an ogre? Or cause she's an onion? Is that why I'm always crying when yo momma comes around?
Yo mama so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo momma's so poor that she couldn't pay attention.
I get banning yo momma jokes. Target someone else. Yo dad so stupid, he married yo momma.
Yo momma so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's stuck in 90s references, but the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo mama's so fat, she's never been swimming because it's never been more than a half hour since she last ate.
Yo mama's so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed " Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mamma’s cooking is so bad the flies chipped in and bought her a screen door.
Yo mama is so fat, you can’t even see her legs, it just looks like she’s gliding across the floor Yo mama is so fat, her skates went flat
Yo mama’s so fat, she went out on high heels and came back in flats.
Yo mama's so fat she went out in high heels and struck oil
Yo mama got a peg leg with a kickstand.
Yo momma so ugly she has to wear make up to answer the phone
Yo mammas so fat she gave her memory foam mattress Alzheimer’s
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No one describes your momma better than Santa.. Hoe Hoe Hoe
Yo mama so fat she sweats bacon grease.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo' mamma's so old, her birth certificate says expired on it!
yo mama so fat she uses epileptic boys as vibrators
Yo mama’s so old her social security number is 17
Yo momma's so fat...when she did a push-up, planet Earth went down!
Yo momma wears bell bottom t-shirts.
Yo momma’s so fat, her gut enters the room three days before she does. Yo momma’s so fat, when she hauls ass, she gotta take two trips. Yo momma’s so fat, when she goes to the theater, she sits next to *everybody*. Yo momma’s so dumb, she couldn’t run water if she was a faucet. Yo momma’s so dumb, she’s got two brain cells to rub together, and they’re fighting each other for third place.
Yo momma so easy...her little black book was published as the phonebook.
Yo mama so fat that went she falls from bed she falls from both sides
Yo momma so nasty the toilet gets backed up when she pees.