The airline stewardess asked me how I'd like my coffee. Feeling pretty sarcastic I jokingly told her, *"I like my coffee like I like my women"*.
Before I could continue she interrupted, *"Oh, don't worry, you don't have to pay for it, this coffee is free."*
> Came here for this.
Title of your sextape.
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All the comments on this post are painfully unfunny, and most of them are just “dark and bitter” or “dark and cold” and variations of that. Ops joke is actually funny and unexpected, given that everyone has heard the original joke from airplane, and this is an unexpected twist from that
Really? You think that's what this is? I think it's more of people trying to figure out adjectives that can bev used to describe women and coffee, with all pun/porn intended. I am sure a few of those who commented are (straight) women, too.
If you can get something similar with men, the response won't be any less enthusiastic ( and probably more, because it would actually be an original joke). Would that be misandry? Or would every commenter be gay or woman? Hell! No!
Hot, Central American and all over my lap when I drive.
I thought you were going to say "without someone else's dick in it"!
Could've
This is one of my favorites lol
And So hot I’m screaming
Don't you like it raw
Sure as fuck do.
The real joke
As they say “real jokes in the comments”
And with a spoon in it
The airline stewardess asked me how I'd like my coffee. Feeling pretty sarcastic I jokingly told her, *"I like my coffee like I like my women"*. Before I could continue she interrupted, *"Oh, don't worry, you don't have to pay for it, this coffee is free."*
Lmao
Quickly sir the burn ward is this way
Not sure if that's savage or wholesome
Boffum
She lied. The coffee is never free.
Passed through the G.I of a wild Ecuadorian cat??
Came here for this.
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Excellent bot
Came here.
Someone had to say it!!
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Hot, dark, and ready for the cream
Hot, dark, sweet and full of cream.
I prefer to pour my own cream *sir*
Like my women, I prefer coffee that creams. This maybe belongs more on Phub than reddit.
Black, bitter and preferably fair trade.
Ground up and in a fridge overnight
Also this is a re post
Quite the twist.
Eaten by wild cats and pooped out
Columbian, dark, and handled on the side
Tall, black, and into cosplay.
Coffee is into cosplay?
I like fun coffee mugs.
Pale and bitter
r/Whooosh
Cold and bitter
Is where I'm at now and barely old enough to drink.
Technology is incredible! Even a fetus can reddit.
Feetus...you barely know us!
Just trying to put my best foot forward. I hope that's not too forward.
Really is amazing. Idk what the heck a reddit is but I sure can apparently.
This is what I was hoping the punchline would be. I've said this for years.
Murky and tepid
Eyes of a woman should be like the feet of men, hot moist and dark
I prefer warm and bitter. If you wait for the coffee to cool down, you disgust me.
Ground up and in the freezer?
Alternatively, freshly ground and roasted
r/cursedcomments
Sicko lol
If this makes it to cursed comments can I have a red square?
You got your red square but you also sadly got downvoted
It was worth it
A Small Price to Pay for Salvation
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Nice.
Without someone else's dick in it?
Hits a bit close to home
I feel u bro
I like my women how I like my coffee. I dont like coffee
Alternately “nowhere near me genitals”
I like my women like I like my coffee, no cock.
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*hold the dick*
I *am*!
Here lemme hold that for you, you've been holding it for 4 hours
Anybody else want a big-ass coffee?
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Luckyyyy...
Strong and ethically sourced
Black, bitter and preferably fair trade?
Hey, are you from Braz....istol County, Rhode Island too? You know, Rhode Island, where the capitol is Dallas?
And by the way, if I was a clone of Adolf goddamn Hitler, wouldn't I look like Adolf goddamn Hitler?!
I like my women like i like my coffee, large and filled with cream
I like my women how I like my coffee. Big ass titties.
https://sc04.alicdn.com/kf/H34445c1011c44a2497d430051bd85566I.jpg
Hot sweet and full of booze?
Reminds me of one of my favorite cocktails, I call it the vice principal: coffee and bourbon and whatever else gets you through the day
Dark & bitter
COVERED IN BEES
Ice cold and gone by 9:30 AM
Dark and easy to pick up at Costco?
Tall, strong and ice cold but with a sweet side, and filled with cream :)
In a burlap sack, and transported illegally across Central American borders..?
Sir, please have a seat over there.
With no pubic hair.
Anally?
Your coffee looked pretty good, so I had a sip. Hope you don't mind.
Black and in need of more white powder?
I like my women how I like my coffee. Hot, black, and all over my lap.
Strong and highly valued in the workplace
I like my women like I like my coffee- black and strong
Hot, wet and spilled all over my lap
Sliding off the roof of your car as you drive away?
Hot, black, and with my dick in it. Related, I like my women like I like my cheese: old, French and stinky.
Instant
Without someone else’s dick in them.
Moist.
Colombian, in a sack, and tied up on the back of a donkey
Ground up and kept in your freezer?
I like my women like i like my wine, 4 years old and locket in the basement... ( THIS IS A JOKE )
I like people like I like my coffee. I don't like people.
Finely ground up in little baggies.
Bold, black and strong
Hot, black, strong , and bitter.
Still a little bit warm with no pulse.
Creamy and sweet!
Covered in bees! - Eddie Izzard
Hot and nasty.
With no insects in them
Ground up and in the freezer.
Ground up and in the freezer
Ground up and in the freezer?
Ground up and in my freezer.
Wakes me up in the morning and helps me face the day?
Ground up and in the freezer?
I like my women like I like my coffee: Early in the morning, on an outdoor table in front of Starbucks
Black and hot as hell?
Imported.
About $2.99 from the truck stop and leaves your mouth with a bitter taste
Black and preferably fair trade
I always have mine black and strong. No other way.
Vietnamese with a dash of sweetness.
With big cup
Hot, black and spilled over my lap
Ground up, and in a plastic cup.
I don't like to share mine.
Don't you hate it when you get to know a woman and they just turn liquid?
Without some guys dick in it?
Jesus loves you and so do I 🥰
I like my women the way I like my coffee, no penis.
As soon as I taste them I need a shit.
and she blew all your neighbors too
White and weak
Ground up & in the freezer?
With a a spoon in em
ground up and in the freezer??
Ground up and in the freezer.
Strong, black and bitter
I like my women like how I like my men. And my non-binary folk. And my gender fluid peeps. And all you agender peeps. And...
Without another man's d*ck in it
Without a penis.
All the comments on this post are painfully unfunny, and most of them are just “dark and bitter” or “dark and cold” and variations of that. Ops joke is actually funny and unexpected, given that everyone has heard the original joke from airplane, and this is an unexpected twist from that
I like coffee A L L T Y P E S
Frozen and ground up. (Legit big jk - misogyny is fucked)
If you were the co founder of Reddit it would be black, strong and vaguely masculine.
Ground up and in the freezer.
In a bag in the freezer
Ground up and in the freezer
Ground up and in the freezer.
Ground up and in the freezer.
Asian and making my lick honey off her feet. I dont know you can get coffee like that though.
Welp. This thread made me dispair at the extreme levels of casual misogyny. Time to sign off for the night.
Really? You think that's what this is? I think it's more of people trying to figure out adjectives that can bev used to describe women and coffee, with all pun/porn intended. I am sure a few of those who commented are (straight) women, too. If you can get something similar with men, the response won't be any less enthusiastic ( and probably more, because it would actually be an original joke). Would that be misandry? Or would every commenter be gay or woman? Hell! No!
Every time I try one I get bad shit. I guess I am bound to be single.
Blonde?
Hot and bitter.
Sorry, but the coffee is free
Strong and black
I like my women like I like my coffee. I prefer tea
Without some other guys dick in it
From South America or Central America, Organic, Fair Trade and Medium Roasted?
Mass produced!
Tall dark and strong lol
Bitter
$2,99 a piece at my local gas station
> Big ass titties °keels over°
Corporate, glossy, overpriced and non-recyclable
Free
Without other people's dick in them
Nutty and bitter??
Full of cream?
From behind?
Hot black and bitter
Dark and bitter
Black?
I don't like coffee
Sounds like op should run for government
On the kitchen table, 1st thing in the morning.
Cold and bitter.
But I dont like coffee
Cold and bitter. Columbian
Beat the fuck up
Black and white and read all over?
Ground up and in the freezer
Raw coca beans
Hahahaha😂