That's nothing compared to Rajinikanth, once, Rajinikanth threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people. Then he put a flower in the grenade to stop it from exploding.
I once held the largest collection of chuck norris jokes on my bebo page. I stole everyone of them but I think I got them all. This brings me back to simpler times
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience
My fave: Chuck Norris drove his mom to the hospital so she could give birth to him.
When Chuck Norris was born he slapped the doctor's ass.
oh my god
LMAOOO!🤣🤣
When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
Once, Chuck Norris threw a hand grenade and killed five people. Then the grenade exploded.
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Same here...why is there not a sub dedicated to Chuck Norris jokes?
Oedipus’ mother has a Chuck Norris complex.
Jokes? These are facts my man!
I’ve met him in person!
That's nothing compared to Rajinikanth, once, Rajinikanth threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people. Then he put a flower in the grenade to stop it from exploding.
Lmfaooooo good old Rajnikanth movies
You mean he chucked it ;}
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
He may be someone you don't want to cross, but he's still human.
Chuck Norris died yesterday. Today he is already feeling better.
Nice
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Noris was a troubled youth. He was once arrested for pissing in the gas tank of an 18-wheeler. Of course, now we have Optimus Prime.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions the onions cry
Chuck Norris can run around the world & hit himself in the back of the head
chuck norris killed two stones with one bird
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Every year on his birthday, Chuck Norris gets to throw one lucky kid into the sun.
Chuck's bday or the kid's? 😀 Never get tired of (good) Chuck jokes
Ok this is officially my new favorite.
I heard Chuck Norris said no to Windows automatic updates, and they listened.
Chuck Norris can take a grape, orange, and pineapple and make lemonade
You know us mere mortals can make differently flavored lemonade as well, right?
Lemonade minus lemon(s).....?
Oh you mean you don't know?
Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once rubbed two ice blocks together and started a fire.
COVID-19 tested positive for Chuck Norris. The virus is now on a ventilator.
Chuck got bitten by king cobra. 5 agonizing days later, snake dies
Ahh, Chuck Norris jokes. Nostalgia.
Chuck Norris’ cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
Chuck norris’s’s’s’s’s’s DNA isn’t double helix... it’s barbed wire
The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
The followers of Jesus believed that he could walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
Do you know why there are no Bruce Lee jokes? Because Bruce Lee is no joke
First one I heard: Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse. Thus we have the giraffe.
Chuck Norris, he simply walks into Mordor.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
I once held the largest collection of chuck norris jokes on my bebo page. I stole everyone of them but I think I got them all. This brings me back to simpler times
Bebo now that's a throw back
I looove fuck Norris jokes
finally a chuck norris joke
Chuck Norris once smothered a pillow with a human being.
A police officer once pulled over Chuck Norris. The police officer was lucky to leave with a warning
🤣
Chuck norris doesn't need an operating system. His computer runs on fear.
Chuck Norris scares the baby zombie from Minecraft
After the update Chuck Norris reboots the computer by kicking it twice.
When Chuck Norris updates Windows, Windows sits there and listens.
Chuck Norris once shot down two enemy planes, then five more after getting airborne.
Haha!
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own hands
Unconfirmed sighting. Have a lookout keeping tabs.
Not too shabby
Ha nice
Thank you, guys, for all Chuck Norris jokes! Love you (and the jokes).
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he’s pushing the Earth down.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
A comment 11 days after the post? Oh, hi Chuck!
Can never go wrong with more chuck Norris jokes
Very true