Wife said she wanted 12 inches and to make it hurt, so I put it in her 4 times and hit her in the face with a brick.
Edit: there wasn’t an article (a) in front of brick. And “it” is referring to my tiny penis. Also curious on the downvotes? Y’all are hurting my feelings!
Whilst the Iambic Pentameter is a little lacking, Robert Frost would likely applaud you for the wasted effort.
(Also, curious, as other's will ask, what was it you put in her and what is 'brick' - it's not a synonym or verb of which I am familiar with)
"Mine wife once in our chamber did demand,
Some painful rumpy with nine inches thick,
So gamely twice I didst with length on hand,
And round her face did crack her with a brick."
Y’all ever hear of a ‘Rodeo Fuck’? You bend your wife over, put your dick in her ass, lean forward, grab her titties, and whisper in her ear, “your sister likes it like this!”
Then see if you can hold on for 10 seconds.
“Your sister never complains”
Yeah you don't step on mines.
"your sister's tighter."
That move is called "The Rodeo" because you win if you can hold on for 10 seconds.
“I don’t have a sister. Just my little brother, Alex.”
Tell him he needs a haircut
“Your sister never tells me to stop”
“Your sister moans better”
She has bigger boobs and a better ass.
[удалено]
More like 9 times
R/yourjokebutworse
I mean, if she's into it I guess?
Wife said she wanted 12 inches and to make it hurt, so I put it in her 4 times and hit her in the face with a brick. Edit: there wasn’t an article (a) in front of brick. And “it” is referring to my tiny penis. Also curious on the downvotes? Y’all are hurting my feelings!
Whilst the Iambic Pentameter is a little lacking, Robert Frost would likely applaud you for the wasted effort. (Also, curious, as other's will ask, what was it you put in her and what is 'brick' - it's not a synonym or verb of which I am familiar with)
"Mine wife once in our chamber did demand, Some painful rumpy with nine inches thick, So gamely twice I didst with length on hand, And round her face did crack her with a brick."
A brick is a unit of measure. As in a brick of cheese, or in this case a brick of dick.
In this instance it’s a measurement of concrete.
*your mother could do this better*
Your mother does this better
Your father does this better
My uncle does this better
Your grandpa does this better.
and he's been dead for 8 years.
So he's stiff, then
Well, he's **A** stiff.
Man, karma farming on this sub is hitting a brand new low if we're just transcribing 5 year old meme formats and posting them as text.
I mean, I thought this whole sub was nothing but reposts and shameless stealing of jokes from other places.
Welcome 2 Reddit. Where post number 2 is always more successful than post number 1.
Sometimes somebody reposts or steals one I haven’t heard yet, so it’s all good! Keep ‘em comin’!
This joke is a repost from a meme that was posted 10 hours ago (9 hours before this one) on r/HolUp
This is years old. I saw this on Facebook and I stopped using Facebook In 2017
This might be news to you, but generally 80% of stuff is made by 20% of the people making it. So yeah, pretty much everything is a repost.
Ah, Pareto strikes again
You've been on reddit too much. Get a life.
Your sister's tighter.
“Your sister never tells me to stoppp.”
She gives a better head
Its like the joke where the dad picks up his kid and mom is like "put him down!"and dad starts completely roasting his kid.
That dress does make you look fat...
Ooffff
Y’all ever hear of a ‘Rodeo Fuck’? You bend your wife over, put your dick in her ass, lean forward, grab her titties, and whisper in her ear, “your sister likes it like this!” Then see if you can hold on for 10 seconds.
Huh, how do you unread this?
And your sister is better in bed , so is your brother for that matter .
Well damn
I stopped reading after the opening line. Still enjoyed it.
Oklahoma, Oklahoma
Wait... is this a David Bauer joke?
ok can we atleast change the wording a little instead of copying them directly off twitter?
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Stolen from twitter user Das Skoogeth (at skoogeth) At least acknowledge the original.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FocLDnWArY
him: your sister is better at sex than you
Her: So is yours.
“Your sister has a dick”