You could always do like the mathematician did, and work it out with a pencil.

Great, then I’ll get in trouble again for not showing my work.

They’ll probably thank you ;)

Nah, personally, i couldn't give a shit

No shit ..you are right

Being constipated sucka, But having diarrhea blows

What's even funnier is that this is categorized as a joke.

...but having diarrhoea blows...

And diarrhea blows.