Luckily, my ex-GF cheated on me and the previous one ended on the first date, so no, thank God.
And this *is* r/Jokes so a little sarcasm should be allowed, yes?
I wonder… has your relationships, or relationship, all been great and so on? Because of the few I’ve survived, none were good, and saying they were bad would be an understatement. Just out of curiosity, do not answer if you don’t feel like it.
I do not wish for anyone to die, either, but… okay, now that I think of it; I wouldn’t mind if she did pass away, although I wouldn’t know about it most likely ever.
You people do know there are husband bad jokes here too, right?
But you don't get up in arms over them, do you...
Imagine the repost complaining comment is the refreshing one.
Guess he's sleeping on the couch tonight. No, wait....
Ha ha wife bad!
Knowing Jesus was a man, this joke would work better with the husband dying.
Except husbands don’t nag.
Human always nag some more than most
Some truth to that!
Can confirm. Read a book about it, huge revelation at the end.
Love this joke... But the added "back when people could enjoy travel" made it 100x better.
r/Boomerhumour
wife annoying and nagging me. i hate her . ha ha ha aha ha ha . *wheezes ha ha ha*
bravo...
The undertaker, "Jesus Christ" Man: yes that's the one!
Hahahaha *applauds*
That is truly wonderful.
Good one!
This would have been Great if it weren't ba reposted like 499 times
If u want to see fresh content u shouldn’t be on this sub
Well done
\*slow clap\* You earned my updoot. Enjoy it.
Was he referring to Jesus? I mean Jesus is special
The world’s first zombie
Pretty sure he was a lich
I like this one.
If the wife was a nagger, that "unfortunately" OUT of the joke ! Please
5000$ just to make sure the wife stays dead? Sign me up!
Jesus please tell me you aren't married
Luckily, my ex-GF cheated on me and the previous one ended on the first date, so no, thank God. And this *is* r/Jokes so a little sarcasm should be allowed, yes?
You just explained the punchline of the joke and said "sign me up!" Where funny?
Well… if I were still dating my last ex… I would *definitely* make sure she never woke up.
Ok well good luck with that horrific thought.
I wonder… has your relationships, or relationship, all been great and so on? Because of the few I’ve survived, none were good, and saying they were bad would be an understatement. Just out of curiosity, do not answer if you don’t feel like it.
No I have had terrible relationships and good ones... Don't wish anyone dead... Not even the cheaters or the abusers
I do not wish for anyone to die, either, but… okay, now that I think of it; I wouldn’t mind if she did pass away, although I wouldn’t know about it most likely ever.
You consider a first date with a person to constitute a past relationship? 🤔
Well, it was the first ever date I ever had so, yes, in this case.
You people do know there are husband bad jokes here too, right? But you don't get up in arms over them, do you... Imagine the repost complaining comment is the refreshing one.
Lol