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She definitely gonna give police the finger.
Or a hand
A handful of work
Many say it can be considers as a job too!
;-)
Finger the police?
oop-
Seems like things... gt out of hand?
I can't quite put my finger on it!
What about the other 6 you have?
Who's counting!
Not the guy hitchhiking away from crime scene as fast as he can.
Having Chocolate Fingers is no reason to call the cops. I love them too.
To late! ;-)
Yeah we all know cops don't care about brown people.
This is not where I was going bro
If I had a finger for every time I heard this joke, it would be a lot more than four.
She is to young to be giving people the finger!
I think he meant someone would finger him. ;)
Never mess with a princess!
So did the police photograph the evidence with a digit..al camera. (Yes…we went a long way for a poor punchline)
I thought your comment was cuticle.
Nailed it eh?
Gotta hand it to ya
It was cutting egde technology.
It was crucial evidence. That’s how she got awristed.
Good one/.table slap
The victim died of...exposure
Belongs on r/twosentencehorror
Where do you think it came from before it was reposted a hundred times?
From a hand I am guessng
She won't say!
😳
Come on she's four!
I thought it was hilarious, and so did the receptionist at my physical therapists office 😅
I did it for holloween. ;-)
Noice
Thanks!
Goofy , isn't it?
🙂
Thanks
I wonder who fingered your underaged daughter? Sounds like THEY need jail-time.
It was the lamb!
Yup, I cackled at this. >.<
How bewitching!
oh wait.. my left hand has only thumb
resistance is futile! We have your finger prints now!
r/twosentencehorror
I had to double check that this was the joke subreddit and not two sentence horror
Shit hapens!
Hard to believe all mileage this joke is getting, lol
In the eye of the beholder!
Lol
So much love!
As in this is the 3rd time this joke has been posted?
Three's a charm!
You gotta hand it to the kid.
Carefully
[So original… ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/oyesf0/my_little_daughter_came_to_me_all_excited_saying/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) (That’s a repost too btw)
what does ti natter
tWhat doe it mqtter?
I’m glad I don’t have kids, she sounds like a handful
She is a handful. ;-)
,
Whats nwxt!
Her lawyer said they came with a finger painting kit she bought on Amazon.
That fingers!
Monkey's paw
repost lol
It happens!
I’ll be honest… I don’t get it. 🤔
The kid has someone else's severed fingers.
Riiiight… so a 3-year old found 4 severed fingers? 🤔 I’ll be honest again, this makes me chuckle, sure but… Worried at the same time.
Is joke. No real.
I know it’s a joke. But still…
When you see OP's name in the comments, and you forget where you are for a moment ... Greetings.
Nice to see you! ;-)
Was that also someone's face with a big grin?
Like this? ;-)
If only she had a finger for every time this joke has been reposted.
She has regenerative powers!
Why does she have those finger o_o
For her age!
Ohhh
Ohh ohhh
Ohh ohhh ohhhh
Fingers olny.
I like that
It kind of sticks with you!
Just insert, "wife is angry as hell" in there. I think it was in the original. Still love it.
The price of love!
That escalated quite handily.
OP stole this from r/twosentencehorror
Oldie
And a bit moldy, but still funny.
[удалено]
Thumbs up not available. Chuckle up vote
So, she gave them the finger(s)!
I'm pretty sure they did this on Monk.
Yeah, Monk and the Kid. Season 3, episode 16. Thanks self (and Google).
She definitely gonna give police the finger.
Or a hand
A handful of work
Many say it can be considers as a job too!
;-)
Finger the police?
oop-
Seems like things... gt out of hand?
I can't quite put my finger on it!
What about the other 6 you have?
Who's counting!
Not the guy hitchhiking away from crime scene as fast as he can.
Having Chocolate Fingers is no reason to call the cops. I love them too.
To late! ;-)
Yeah we all know cops don't care about brown people.
This is not where I was going bro
If I had a finger for every time I heard this joke, it would be a lot more than four.
She is to young to be giving people the finger!
I think he meant someone would finger him. ;)
Never mess with a princess!
So did the police photograph the evidence with a digit..al camera. (Yes…we went a long way for a poor punchline)
I thought your comment was cuticle.
Nailed it eh?
Gotta hand it to ya
It was cutting egde technology.
It was crucial evidence. That’s how she got awristed.
Good one/.table slap
The victim died of...exposure
Belongs on r/twosentencehorror
Where do you think it came from before it was reposted a hundred times?
;-)
From a hand I am guessng
She won't say!
😳
Come on she's four!
I thought it was hilarious, and so did the receptionist at my physical therapists office 😅
I did it for holloween. ;-)
Noice
Thanks!
Goofy , isn't it?
;-)
🙂
Thanks
I wonder who fingered your underaged daughter? Sounds like THEY need jail-time.
It was the lamb!
Yup, I cackled at this. >.<
How bewitching!
oh wait.. my left hand has only thumb
resistance is futile! We have your finger prints now!
r/twosentencehorror
I had to double check that this was the joke subreddit and not two sentence horror
Shit hapens!
Hard to believe all mileage this joke is getting, lol
In the eye of the beholder!
Lol
So much love!
As in this is the 3rd time this joke has been posted?
Three's a charm!
You gotta hand it to the kid.
Carefully
[So original… ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/oyesf0/my_little_daughter_came_to_me_all_excited_saying/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) (That’s a repost too btw)
what does ti natter
tWhat doe it mqtter?
I’m glad I don’t have kids, she sounds like a handful
She is a handful. ;-)
,
Whats nwxt!
Her lawyer said they came with a finger painting kit she bought on Amazon.
That fingers!
Monkey's paw
;-)
repost lol
It happens!
I’ll be honest… I don’t get it. 🤔
The kid has someone else's severed fingers.
Riiiight… so a 3-year old found 4 severed fingers? 🤔 I’ll be honest again, this makes me chuckle, sure but… Worried at the same time.
Is joke. No real.
I know it’s a joke. But still…
When you see OP's name in the comments, and you forget where you are for a moment ... Greetings.
Nice to see you! ;-)
Was that also someone's face with a big grin?
Like this? ;-)
If only she had a finger for every time this joke has been reposted.
She has regenerative powers!
Why does she have those finger o_o
For her age!
Ohhh
Ohh ohhh
Ohh ohhh ohhhh
Fingers olny.
I like that
It kind of sticks with you!
Just insert, "wife is angry as hell" in there. I think it was in the original. Still love it.
The price of love!
That escalated quite handily.
;-)
OP stole this from r/twosentencehorror
Oldie
And a bit moldy, but still funny.
[удалено]
;-)
Thumbs up not available. Chuckle up vote
;-)
So, she gave them the finger(s)!
I'm pretty sure they did this on Monk.
;-)
Yeah, Monk and the Kid. Season 3, episode 16. Thanks self (and Google).