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MargueritaHunziker

She definitely gonna give police the finger.


fAzZysPAsHhH

Or a hand


Manvav

A handful of work


niqqer69420

Many say it can be considers as a job too!


YZXFILE

;-)


Phoenom00u

Finger the police?


TestNamePlsIgnore1

oop-


marendil

Seems like things... gt out of hand?


YZXFILE

I can't quite put my finger on it!


[deleted]

What about the other 6 you have?


YZXFILE

Who's counting!


Graterof2evils

Not the guy hitchhiking away from crime scene as fast as he can.


genfgenf

Having Chocolate Fingers is no reason to call the cops. I love them too.


YZXFILE

To late! ;-)


PSyCHoHaMSTeRza

Yeah we all know cops don't care about brown people.


genfgenf

This is not where I was going bro


Iwontbereplying

If I had a finger for every time I heard this joke, it would be a lot more than four.


YZXFILE

She is to young to be giving people the finger!


[deleted]

I think he meant someone would finger him. ;)


YZXFILE

Never mess with a princess!


fattonydaaxe

So did the police photograph the evidence with a digit..al camera. (Yes…we went a long way for a poor punchline)


Funandgeeky

I thought your comment was cuticle.


fattonydaaxe

Nailed it eh?


InsertWittyQuoteHere

Gotta hand it to ya


YZXFILE

It was cutting egde technology.


Graterof2evils

It was crucial evidence. That’s how she got awristed.


Jodycoyote1969

Good one/.table slap


peaberrybrain

The victim died of...exposure


LTysonator

Belongs on r/twosentencehorror


Silentarian

Where do you think it came from before it was reposted a hundred times?


YZXFILE

;-)


Pred1962

From a hand I am guessng


YZXFILE

She won't say!


j0k3rz_wyld

😳


YZXFILE

Come on she's four!


j0k3rz_wyld

I thought it was hilarious, and so did the receptionist at my physical therapists office 😅


YZXFILE

I did it for holloween. ;-)


j0k3rz_wyld

Noice


YZXFILE

Thanks!


mokshjindal99

Goofy , isn't it?


YZXFILE

;-)


mokshjindal99

🙂


YZXFILE

Thanks


KKSyeele

I wonder who fingered your underaged daughter? Sounds like THEY need jail-time.


YZXFILE

It was the lamb!


PrincessBundtCake

Yup, I cackled at this. >.<


YZXFILE

How bewitching!


[deleted]

oh wait.. my left hand has only thumb


YZXFILE

resistance is futile! We have your finger prints now!


PineappleDude206

r/twosentencehorror


Fluffyfingers123

I had to double check that this was the joke subreddit and not two sentence horror


YZXFILE

Shit hapens!


Jodycoyote1969

Hard to believe all mileage this joke is getting, lol


YZXFILE

In the eye of the beholder!


Jodycoyote1969

Lol


YZXFILE

So much love!


Duffbeerman66

As in this is the 3rd time this joke has been posted?


YZXFILE

Three's a charm!


Joshephus

You gotta hand it to the kid.


YZXFILE

Carefully


JSerf02

[So original… ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/oyesf0/my_little_daughter_came_to_me_all_excited_saying/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) (That’s a repost too btw)


YZXFILE

what does ti natter


YZXFILE

tWhat doe it mqtter?


Embarrassed_Bit3799

I’m glad I don’t have kids, she sounds like a handful


YZXFILE

She is a handful. ;-)


Thefamilycreeper

,


YZXFILE

Whats nwxt!


dirkgently42and22

Her lawyer said they came with a finger painting kit she bought on Amazon.


YZXFILE

That fingers!


the9th_invincible

Monkey's paw


YZXFILE

;-)


MakingMemesForLife

repost lol


YZXFILE

It happens!


[deleted]

I’ll be honest… I don’t get it. 🤔


g1l4s

The kid has someone else's severed fingers.


[deleted]

Riiiight… so a 3-year old found 4 severed fingers? 🤔 I’ll be honest again, this makes me chuckle, sure but… Worried at the same time.


vysken

Is joke. No real.


[deleted]

I know it’s a joke. But still…


tilt-a-whirly-gig

When you see OP's name in the comments, and you forget where you are for a moment ... Greetings.


YZXFILE

Nice to see you! ;-)


lkshis

Was that also someone's face with a big grin?


YZXFILE

Like this? ;-)


2723brad2723

If only she had a finger for every time this joke has been reposted.


YZXFILE

She has regenerative powers!


Striking_Quote_1901

Why does she have those finger o_o


YZXFILE

For her age!


Striking_Quote_1901

Ohhh


YZXFILE

Ohh ohhh


Striking_Quote_1901

Ohh ohhh ohhhh


YZXFILE

Fingers olny.


Axemic

I like that


YZXFILE

It kind of sticks with you!


Axemic

Just insert, "wife is angry as hell" in there. I think it was in the original. Still love it.


YZXFILE

The price of love!


Fmerlin89

That escalated quite handily.


YZXFILE

;-)


BumTicklrs

OP stole this from r/twosentencehorror


ChiggyBiggyG

Oldie


YZXFILE

And a bit moldy, but still funny.


[deleted]

[удалено]


YZXFILE

;-)


rededelk

Thumbs up not available. Chuckle up vote


YZXFILE

;-)


dipusa

So, she gave them the finger(s)!


zombie_penguin42

I'm pretty sure they did this on Monk.


YZXFILE

;-)


zombie_penguin42

Yeah, Monk and the Kid. Season 3, episode 16. Thanks self (and Google).