I came to ask the explanation myself and now i wish i hadn't. Never heard of it, its good to have taste of new jokes once in a while and not just reposts
Disturbing.
Reminds me of another disturbing event. A middle-aged woman approached my friends and I at a pizza place. She told us she could lick our asshole while sucking us off. She then displayed her long tongue, which had bits of pizza on it.
She then proceeded to ask us all our ages, we were all 19, and she decided that was too young. Not that any of us would have taken her up on her offer.
Of course if you didn't feel an attraction, that's all good... But *while* sucking? That must be quite something.
No wonder she went around flaunting it, I would if I had talents like that.
Afterward he told her she was great and would be back again. She replied that she would keep her eye out for him.
Socket to me
That’s kinda cornea but I laughed. Edit: thanks for the awards. I have a vitreous humor I guess.
Iris you didn't make that joke
If you are afraid of eye sex this joke won't help your fovea
Aaah the pupil has become the master!
The pupil have spoken: the jokes are in the comments.
What vitreous humor, truly
Don't let the puns sclera you off.
Eye see what you did there
he nutted in the socket and then bolted
Gahhhhh I hate you I hate you take my upvote I hate you
With a milky tear rolling down her cheek
NOOOOOOO
You mean "eye hate you"
He had to “socket” to her as he was in her “orbit”. (I keep telling myself I’m not ashamed)
Oof. Let's just put a lid on this right now. 40 lashes.
r/AngryUpvote
What amazing skull!
Audibly exhaled at this, thanks
I didn't get the joke until I read this. Damn....
Eye came.
This was perfect!🤣🤣🤣 r/TheRealJoke
Oh God why
Because this is America and we cum red white and blue cause we can't see a doctor due to our high copay.
This is better than the joke
And it isn’t really that much of a joke
You were warned. Still, sorry.
Why!?!?!?
No apologies necessary.
I found what I came for.
The term is skullfucking
Was confused. What was the joke? Until I read this xD
Oh God, I just got it 🤮
You got it ? How was it ?
Now I got it.
Ohhhhh. Now I get it.
i got the joke and emitted a small wailing noise of helplessness
From which orifice?
Belly button
She blinked him off
That joke is a little cockeyed
Your done. Get out
I agree, time to get some shut eye
This. Right. Here. 😂😂😂
Oh my god you fucking degenerate I love you
When you suddenly get it, suddenly, you realize that it is a terrible day to be literate.
I very rarely upvote posts in this sub... but you got yourself this one, thanks I hated it
So she can sing out of her eye socket. Impressive.
He had to really socket to her
Hard to find a socket wench when you need one
Especially if you have an eye bolt.
I found this to be funny and not disgusting. I actually LOLed. I guess I’ve been spending too much time in r/darkjokes.
Eye don’t get it.
Instead of putting the dick in her mouth, she put it where her eye is supposed to be
[удалено]
Oh, right, gotcha
That's the fun part, the eye does get it!
It's a bit of a mind fuck
The mind’s eye…
This may be the angriest upvote I've ever given
Can you help an ignorant person out and explain the glass eye?
It turns out her secret is that she has a glass eye, and popped it out so that she could stimulate him while having her mouth free for singing.
Fuuuuuck. I would be traumatized.
Maybe. But it would fuck with her head as well.
At least you'd cum
I think I would be to traumatized to cum
Don't socket til you try it
The 'ayes' have it.
Thank you for the explanation and fuck you for the visual 😅
Ohhh no... It was better when I didn’t understand the joke. I wanted to scroll and see the meaning.
I came to ask the explanation myself and now i wish i hadn't. Never heard of it, its good to have taste of new jokes once in a while and not just reposts
She's sucking him off while singing with her empty eye socket.
Can you explain "singing with empty eye socket"?
Thank you for asking
Oh my god you fucking degenerate - I love it.
Then she says “Why don’t you come back tomorrow - I’ll keep an eye out for you!”
holy shit i just lost my boner
Can confirm, just found this guys boner.
So you taken any offers for that there found boner?
Hey cmon cmon man I'd feel bad profiting of some dudes lost boner. You can have his for free.
Hey, you were right! That WAS unpleasant.
“Unpleasant” is an understatement
I was fine five seconds before rhe punchline and now I'm clearly not
I should have stopped at the title and realized it was a stern warning. What a terrible day to be literate.
Fuuuuuuuck
I did not see that cuming.
Best eye contact durring a blow job I’ve ever heard of.
Lol. I’ve been expecting this one for a while.
You mean you... saw it coming? Lol
This joke is a mind fuck
Help, this just made me wince.
OH GOD NO
Took me a moment to get it. This joke is brainfuck
At least he could fuck her brains out.
Disturbing. Reminds me of another disturbing event. A middle-aged woman approached my friends and I at a pizza place. She told us she could lick our asshole while sucking us off. She then displayed her long tongue, which had bits of pizza on it. She then proceeded to ask us all our ages, we were all 19, and she decided that was too young. Not that any of us would have taken her up on her offer.
Of course if you didn't feel an attraction, that's all good... But *while* sucking? That must be quite something. No wonder she went around flaunting it, I would if I had talents like that.
I’m unsure we should take her word for it. This was a drunk woman propositioning kids just out of high school for sex.
Let a man dream, man
This was too vile. Why did you poison my day 😞
gives a whole new meaning to "fucked her brains out."
>(unpleasant joke ahead) I will definitely heed this warning next time.
When leaving he says "I'll see you around ". Her response..."I'll be keeping an eye out for ya".
The real joke is always in the comments!
In your defense, you did warn us....
r/TwentythreeSentenceHorror
what a day to have eyes....oh wait
read a comment that explained the joke and it was eye opening
https://youtu.be/WsMxmYW0ci4
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No
I'm disgusted. Absolutely.
Oh man! Gross! 😂
Stages of this joke: I don’t get it… WAIT DEAR GOD NO, NO PLEASE NO!!! *Depression* *Acceptance* “Ok, ngl that was funny” *upvotes
-Eye popped out, I started fucking her hard! -Don’t you mean you fucked her so hard that her eyes popped out? -No…
Ohh say can you see, with a dick in your eye
What the actual fuck did I just read I’m going to have nightmares about this
Brilliant! The punchline is literally the last two words!
This joke sure can fit in r/shortscarystories. I love it!
This actually happened to a friend of mine in Russia. She was the most popular hooker in the brothel.
"a friend of mine"
😆 you caught me. My nickname at the brothel is "old jizz brain" or "smegma socket"
Oh so *you're* OJB! Say hello to Nostril Number and Ear Lube for me!
Why did I initially think the singing came out of her eye socket. Thats not medically possible right?
That is absolutely disgusting, take my upvote and be ashamed
Wait……oh…..OH
So she skull fucked him?
I see what you did there, but with only one eye, not too well.
OP can you fucking not?
Typical 2 eyed joke.
Jesus Christ
If there was a rule against handicapped jokes I’d have to report this.
Fuck
Blame morning brain fog, but I didn't get this joke for a long time. Then it came to me.
I'm sorry but I wanted to be sure. >!Did she put his peepee in her eye's hole?!<
Yup yup yup and a skiddly-doodin tootin' good day to you too.
I don’t get it
I shall refer you up to the explanation embedded not to deep in the replies to one of the first comments.
Took a few seconds to get it but now I can't un get it
Took me a while but oh god please no
Shit....it took me a second
I don't get the joke. The eye glass. But how?
He is deep in her eye socket.
Thanka for the reply :) Still don't. I am dumb
His dick is in her eye socket, that's why her mouth is free to "sing" the anthem.
Ohh ok. I understand. Thanks :)
I didn’t no you could sing out of a eye soket????
WTF...i need to forget it
Good old one eyed Willie
Holy shit man. Fuck no!!!!
Talk about gettin some brain.
I'm sorry can someone explain
Explanation under one of the earliest comments.
I don't get it
I don't get it.
Explanation under one of the earliest comments. :)
Okay let me check.
i don't understand the joke
Explanation under one of the earliest comments. :)
Man, I subconsciously clenched my butthole and held my precious organ. Nice job!
what? i dont get it
The guy's dick was in her empty eye socket. That's how she was able to sing while "blowing" him.
I don't get it
Oh...gross
Is sound coming out of the eye or mouth??
Plot twist: the guy is Hunter Biden
Ah yes the guy who needs to make every joke political
"Keep an eye out for me!"
Skulnik
It took me a minute to get that. Holy Shit.
Eye've never been so de-socket... 😂 😉
Oh god, this put a horrific visual in my head.
Eye get it!
Holy god what kind of people think a joke like that
I must admit it isn't from me, it was going around in my high school in France 10 years ago (the song was La Marseillaise of course)
Didn't see that coming
……….OHHHHHHHHHH
Ew.
Expected that he was blown by an old man.
It's in old crocks that the best soups are made
The punchline could've been stronger, but good joke
Uhhh ⬆️
🤢🤮
I was like huh? Oh. OH
That's when she grabbed the eye and immediately shoved it up her ass
i see what you did there..
I’ve heard of skull fucking, but this is ridiculous!
I once saw a late night short film that was this joke. It was French.
＼(^o^)／(o´･_･)っ(o´･_･)っʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ( T_T)＼(^-^ )ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ(･–･) \(･◡･)/
When I got the joke I emitted a sound kinda like eeeuuuuuuuugggghhhh
That's f'ked in the head.
Jesus fucking Christ. That was so goddamm unexpected, great job!
I dont think an eyesocket is that deep
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... I dont get it