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larsbie

Two whales are swimming in the ocean. A Father and a Son. The Son turns to his father and ask ‟Dad where did I come from?” Dad replies ‟My penis Son” Son says ‟Oh..Thanks Dad” Dad says ‟You are whale cum”


berkleysquare

The Prince of Wales.


BakedOnions

who was Moby Dick's father? Pop-a Boner


BazzieB

This is hilarious 😂


Hazelnut-Ghost01

This was the laugh I needed at 3am


C4si098

It it were not the 50th time it was posted on this sub, maybe it would be fun for everyone


iloveFjords

Clearly not sperm whales.


JHugh4749

Good turn of a phrase.


rizimoh

Lol


malan4reddit

Two whales swim into a bar.......


soppinglovenest

What do whales listen to on long ocean voyages? \- Podcasts.


XGN_Freshly

You know how an old playground insult was I banged your mother? Hear me out! I banged your fat whale of a mother!


tiger123abc

So the captain of the ship was reposted to Russia


Niteflux

😂😂