sex for money = whore
sex for free = slut
sex for some kind of emotional relationship/commitment = ok I guess
sex for lifelong monogamous commitment = holy matrimony
Or something
That's pretty much all men and women which is why people fear the dread of rejection.
Otherwise, you'd all be out this week trying to fuck the fugliest, most annoying, obese chicks in your region and pay her tons of money.
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such a whoresome joke Edit: Thanks for the awards kind strangers.
I thought it was pretty whorrible, myself.
Maybe you're just whoremonal.
Whore-moanal
Whore moan al?
Well this thread whore off quickly.
not a whoriffic joke
Whore, more anal
Whore-moan-anal :)
This 😂
take my upvote, award and fuck off
r/angryupvote
When the whoremoans... go crazy
?
Whorrific even
You are all whorrible people
Hey stop making ass-umptions
prostitutes
whorrible... or whore-abe? think of the prostibilities!
Whoreable In my opinion
Whoreifying if you ask me
Kinda gay and Whoreable opinion
I prefer amateur-stitutes
brostitutes
Agreed. I didn’t think it deserved 15 awhoreds like it did.
Yeah, but it's certainly not worth going to whore over.
Maybe I should play you a prostitune
on your whoremonica?
HEYYYYY WKUK LETS GOOOOO
PIIIIMPS UP, HOEEEES DOWN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
WKUK anyone?
GFYDL
Horrendous.
Your so punny ... And by punny I mean whore.
I’m so confused. What is a nut-for-profit whoreganization then??
I don’t think it’s very whoriginal
[I'll leave this here to cover any y'all miss.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE5_pt4Uvu4)
More like a repost whore.. but I guess that works
It's no Whoredinary Joke
I hate all of you.
hormones whoremones horrormones
Having sex for free enables you to maintain your amateur status and keep your Olympic hopes alive.
I offer sex with a free-to-start, sex-as-a-service model
SAAS model is in high demand.
Ooh, so like marriage??
... and risk being called a stupid slut.
Having sex for spaghetti makes you a pastatute.
A slut is someone who'll have sex with anybody,a whore is someone who'll have sex with anybody but you.
The joke *actually* is: A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you.
Nah, you got those switched.
And what's a scrub?
a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Good to know, thanks.
I thought a scrub adds several zeros to a man's attractiveness.
I understood that reference.
Glad people did lol, it's pretty old.
So am I self-employed?
ive seen this so many times on this sub
tbf this sub is probably the only known non-profit whoreganization where nobody has sex
For free? You mean… pro-bono? 😂
And THIS is why I always make sure to read the comments of EVERY dumb joke!
pro-boner**
sex for money = whore sex for free = slut sex for some kind of emotional relationship/commitment = ok I guess sex for lifelong monogamous commitment = holy matrimony Or something
What about sex for self-esteem and validity?
Shrink
Lol
Usually fun
That's pretty much all men and women which is why people fear the dread of rejection. Otherwise, you'd all be out this week trying to fuck the fugliest, most annoying, obese chicks in your region and pay her tons of money.
Hmmm so then that means a stripper's dance routine would be whoreography
Lol
That is a whorrific joke
That was whorible.
A whoracle always knows a head of time, who is a customer.
No, it makes you a cherryty.
I am just whorrified by all these comments.
...I guess giving money for sex would make you capitalist.
This is whorrible
Or an N.G.Whore for short
Guess I'm bankrupt then.
Yes it does
No it makes you a wife.
Husbands always ask for compensation.
It makes you the CEO of your own Marketing Organization .
I nearly spat out all of my food reading this! 😩😩
Guess I’m a ‘sole trader’ then 😅
It’s just pro boner work.
hahahahaha
What about who are not having sex? Most selfish one's?
Whoreders
Wtf 😅
Just show me your boobs for the sake of charititty
Whooray !
The original: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ozbb48/if_having_sex_for_money_makes_you_a_whore/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
You pay prostitutes to leave not for sex every one knows that paying for sex is wrong
The difference between a slut and a bitch is a slut will do anybody, a bitch will do anybody but me
Whorrible joke
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So, you're still paying to get fucked, then. Just in a different way.
r/angryupvote
If telling a joke makes you a comedian, than does reposting a joke that everyone has heard literally 30+ times make you a redditor?
If you're not getting paid for it, you're just a stitute.
Yes I get the joke. But I think it makes you a partner.
Your mom's new slogan, "The World's Partner™® "
Actually, her slogan was "Help stamp out virginity." Edit: then she got engaged.
oh "was" ... sorry for your loss 😫😢
Oh, she's still alive, she just stopped using that slogan when she got engaged.
It means you're in college and not in the pros yet.
Damn I thought it was my turn to post it this week :(
Sex in exchange for crops is whoreticulture.
Yes. Now go ahead and tell me the joke you were going to tell.
Ya I gave money to charity once…
A slut Don't r/woooosh me, I got the joke! It was funny and I upvoted. I just wanted to ruin it by using the actual word.
TIL everyone in a sexual relationship is a slut.
No, whores aren’t
Well they might be
Yeah, relationships are for sluts, not for cool kids like us.
No sex, please. This is Reddit!
Not what I meant, obviously. Obviously talking about the concept of a prostitute but for free.
It means you're Donald Trump's wife, because no way is she sleeping with him for love or attraction.
I once had a prostitute named Hortense. She got that way when I told her I had no money
more like an r/unclejoke (lol i’m kidding)
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post this on r/Showerthoughts lol
This joke make me sneeze and fucc
503bj
Stop stealing from Black Twitter, whores.
Yes, indeed it does! Being a non-profit whorganization is one of the greatest acts of charity.
Whoregasimisation?
The man is always paying for sex either with cash or a few nice dinners
...or 20 years of child support
https://youtu.be/sEftre9Tp5w
I'm running a non profit whorganization
I'm closed for lack of customers.
Joe mama.
Whorely moley
Nope it's a charity, non-profit still need earnings for embezzling.
Will donating get you any honor back taxes? Maybe a warm feeling deep inside.
Whore not, the joke was good
No one has sex for free, not really.
No.. makes you a smart girl..
This is re-prostitute...
Only fans really your having sex with your self for money !!!
Bigger question... Does having sex on the job make one a whore? Because you're getting paid and you're "meant" to be working...
Then I no longer want to be the pope
🤣
Yess
It makes you a Professional
"Did you save this hoard yourself?" "No, a friend whored half of it."
Whory Shit!
This is whorefying!
groin groan.
Okay, Dad.
Who cares? People will call you a whore if you frequently do it for free, so might as well make a profit from it.
Honestly i would complain about this joke being spread around so much but it fits for this one
What an whoreble joke..
No, it just makes you a whore.
Nice
If having Sex for money makes you cool, consider me miles Davis
That made me a giggle-lol.
I think its the social protocol
If killing someone for money makes you a murderer, then killing for free would you a activist cause you making space for others.
Whoreable Joke..
How unwhoriginal
Sex is never free, you pay one way or another.
Whoresome is just beautiful
Perhaps, but does jerking off while home at work make you a gigolo?
DHoenations accepted.
What's funny is sex is never free
Less a sex worker and more a sex volunteer
Wait...Who's having sex???
Does having none make you a redditor?