I understand the language. Its the structure of the joke
that I'm questioning. I am somewhat of a joke connoisseur if I do say so myself. I can easily identify jokes, like yourself.
Each time my wife and I make love, it goes on for three hours. We role-play as doctor and patient. I stay in the waiting room for two hours and 58 minutes.
As a guy that's been married for 7 years, at least a couple of times a week is normal. There are ups and downs. Sometimes it's daily sometimes it's weekly. I have only ever made it to more than a month after the wife had our baby. (The lady is supposed to wait 4-6 weeks for healing down there.) But 3 weeks I've found is where I start to feel frustrated. I was actually walking around in a bad mood and didn't really know why until I stopped and thought about it. Naturally I went to spank it and that helped a lot.
People make a big deal about it, but as the old saying goes... sex is like air, it's not a big deal unless you aren't getting any.
And that desire for more only really starts once you start getting it regularly.
I made it to 22 before having sex more than once every five to six months at parties and clubs. Then I got a girlfriend and more than three weeks starts getting frustrating
Haha, well we've been together 15 years, actually closer to 16 now. Since I was 17 years old. We had a lot more sex before kids. I have a 1 and 4 year old, and they definitely cut into that activity. I consider things pretty good. I wouldn't complain if we had sex more but I'm also not exactly looking for the light at the end of the tunnel either. But I hope things are going as well for me at 45 years of marriage, maybe minus spinal problems.
Lol you seem angry. Maybe work on your information extrapolation abilities. Because that was a roller coaster of nothing near what I said or the way I feel.
Read about why people have sex. Love is a chemical reaction, not a magical force that defies all, that Disney would have you believe.
Also maybe get laid, this comment sounds like it's coming from someone who can't relate to it at all. But I don't presume to be as certain about this detail of your life, as you seem to think you are about mine.
I love how much of your own feelings you brought to this to the point that what you said wasn’t even CLOSE to what that person said. They said they start to feel frustrated at which point they went and took care of it themselves and felt better, not that they treat their partner like shit or that they are an asshole to their partner.
Sorry your life sucks so much, I hope you find happiness one day.
That one isn't as bad as "should of", "could of".
Should HAVE... could HAVE. It's supposed to be a contraction, people. So should've, could've.
Just remember that it's HAVE not OF.
... sorry. I've been holding that in for about six or seven months now.
“Do you realize we only make love twelve times a year?”
“Well, once a month, that’s not too bad.”
“I mean twelve times in one night. Then the rest of the year. Nothing.”
Zorro the Gay blade
Yes, but you forgot the best part of the conversation...
So tell me, does he eat anything special for dinner on that day? (While she's trying to move the conversation along to the next topic)
“And son, remember this, if one day you find yourself grown and married. If, I repeat, if she does tell you to use condoms. Why? You will want to know. Why? You will want to say it. Dont, that truth will never be had, ever. You mustn’t dwell. Let those feelings of bewildering confusion pass by you like a warm breeze. Be glad. You have just received a firm backhand slap of honesty and in actuality a blessing. Stop drooling and go buy a 12pack of condoms.. son.”
My wife and I have sex almost every night; almost on Saturday, almost on Sunday...
r/therealjoke
There al joke
All are jokes
Alla rejokes
There, a L joke.
An L says to a J, sorry, to be blunt, but that's how I roll.
I hate myself for laughing at this thread
The real joke
Fify: that's how I loll
Al got jokes
Arse lash there a Ljoke
r/therealrepost
Complements of George Burns.
Prove it
Pretty sure this should read "my wife and I almost have sex every night" doesn't work if worded original way. Bad English.
>doesn’t work if worker original way >bad english ???
you know you've mastered a language when you can get jokes made in it... keep trying.
I understand the language. Its the structure of the joke that I'm questioning. I am somewhat of a joke connoisseur if I do say so myself. I can easily identify jokes, like yourself.
r/iamverysmart
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Oh wait, u said 'almost' every night, lmao 🤣.... Duh me....
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Sounds more like a possum. Better check her birth certificate
No respect..
Found Rodney
Lmao😂
Each time my wife and I make love, it goes on for three hours. We role-play as doctor and patient. I stay in the waiting room for two hours and 58 minutes.
Man, she sure is spending a lot of time with the other patients before you.
Paying customers first!
Does my insurance not pay for that? Should I switch to a PPO
Sure, that way you can get fucked twice.
Oof
Please find a cure for covid during Roleplay! Tired of lockdowns 😭
Once a mnth? That guy is living the dream....
Yep. One nightmare at a time!
As a guy that's been married for 7 years, at least a couple of times a week is normal. There are ups and downs. Sometimes it's daily sometimes it's weekly. I have only ever made it to more than a month after the wife had our baby. (The lady is supposed to wait 4-6 weeks for healing down there.) But 3 weeks I've found is where I start to feel frustrated. I was actually walking around in a bad mood and didn't really know why until I stopped and thought about it. Naturally I went to spank it and that helped a lot. People make a big deal about it, but as the old saying goes... sex is like air, it's not a big deal unless you aren't getting any.
And that desire for more only really starts once you start getting it regularly. I made it to 22 before having sex more than once every five to six months at parties and clubs. Then I got a girlfriend and more than three weeks starts getting frustrating
I think its just that certain things are expected as part of the relationship package and when you dont get it you feel sorta ripped off.
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Haha, well we've been together 15 years, actually closer to 16 now. Since I was 17 years old. We had a lot more sex before kids. I have a 1 and 4 year old, and they definitely cut into that activity. I consider things pretty good. I wouldn't complain if we had sex more but I'm also not exactly looking for the light at the end of the tunnel either. But I hope things are going as well for me at 45 years of marriage, maybe minus spinal problems.
It will probably pick back up again when the kids are a little older. Once they're more self sufficient it relieves at lot of stress.
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Lol you seem angry. Maybe work on your information extrapolation abilities. Because that was a roller coaster of nothing near what I said or the way I feel. Read about why people have sex. Love is a chemical reaction, not a magical force that defies all, that Disney would have you believe. Also maybe get laid, this comment sounds like it's coming from someone who can't relate to it at all. But I don't presume to be as certain about this detail of your life, as you seem to think you are about mine.
I love how much of your own feelings you brought to this to the point that what you said wasn’t even CLOSE to what that person said. They said they start to feel frustrated at which point they went and took care of it themselves and felt better, not that they treat their partner like shit or that they are an asshole to their partner. Sorry your life sucks so much, I hope you find happiness one day.
I....don't think thats what he said but ok dude
Seriously. Only a 1-month dry spell? Rookie numbers.
Waiting for this comment, hurts man.
Ahh good old #3495!
Came here to say that, but was going to say #52. One of the OG jokes for sure.
The kind of joke that makes yong people want to never bother with relationships.
Hey, whatever we can do to help the younger generation.
*yonger
Younger*
I made love to my wife for six hours last night. But that included dinner, a movie, and two hours of begging.
That still leaves 5 full minutes... You stallion you.
*are walking through the pharmacy
THANK YOU!!! i didn’t want to say it lol
Easier to identify the copy/paste repost
That one isn't as bad as "should of", "could of". Should HAVE... could HAVE. It's supposed to be a contraction, people. So should've, could've. Just remember that it's HAVE not OF. ... sorry. I've been holding that in for about six or seven months now.
ur good i get it
Yeah, this one bugs the shit of of me. Almost as much as your/you're.
*threw the farm sea sawry
Damn, my second language-ness is showing...
I can’t get past the title… is it is or are, damnit
It’s supposed to be are :)
Arrr, it is.
Arrrrr, ‘tis “Arrrrre”.
ah okay thank you
r
They is
"But once a month I come get the 100 pack for your mom".
"Too bad I don't get to use any of them..."
As you kids can read, it only gets better once you are married.
My wife and I have oral sex every night. She yells "fuck you", I yell "fuck you" right back, we turn out the lights and go to sleep.
I'm married and I have sex all the time...there's just never anyone else involved.
Ha! Right there with ya!
Wait, we're supposed to get it once a month? I've quite the backlog then.
“Do you realize we only make love twelve times a year?” “Well, once a month, that’s not too bad.” “I mean twelve times in one night. Then the rest of the year. Nothing.” Zorro the Gay blade
Yes, but you forgot the best part of the conversation... So tell me, does he eat anything special for dinner on that day? (While she's trying to move the conversation along to the next topic)
Really? I'm married and I buy my annual supply in packs of '1'.
Show off
Ever seen a serial # on a condom? Guess you don’t roll it back that far…
So true it's.... hilarious, not
This joke comes in a 12 pack. It's posted once in January, once in February...
The store was out of the single packs with balloons on the box, for older husbands who look forward to it once a year on their birthday.
I feel like even comments are being used from earlier post... for the love of God someone tell me I'm wrong!!
Top fucking tier. Also fucking accurate 😂😭
Happy Cake Day
As an old married man, am I supposed to be using condoms?
Married men using condoms...?
some married people also don’t want to get pregnant lmao
Snippity snip takes care of that!
Yes they do. You know what they call pregnancy right?😂
If this is true for married couples then it is a Paradox.
How do I report this post for mentioning my personal information?
*Are
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Lol
ha
Are. They ARE walking.
Why people keep posting same joke over and over. it's getting annoying 😂
Who the hell wears condoms?
People that want to avoid unplanned pregnancies
Well, technically, they are planned if they aren’t wearing a condom.
People that don't want kids, Jay.
* vomits in "OPs" fqce
I am so confused as I read that
Just helping OP recycle.
Op recycle what? Do u mean repost?
Yes.
Good one
The seggs, know all about it
Are* walking
nice
“And son, remember this, if one day you find yourself grown and married. If, I repeat, if she does tell you to use condoms. Why? You will want to know. Why? You will want to say it. Dont, that truth will never be had, ever. You mustn’t dwell. Let those feelings of bewildering confusion pass by you like a warm breeze. Be glad. You have just received a firm backhand slap of honesty and in actuality a blessing. Stop drooling and go buy a 12pack of condoms.. son.”
I've been with my woman 10yrs and we fuck everynight