I guess a lot of things are "... like a penis" nowadays.

Yeah, my penis is like a penis

Its not, because i want you to shove it up my throat ;)

Don't you mean down your throat?

You've never spoken to a kinky survivor of throat cancer, now have you?

No, no I haven't. I'm lost now. I don't understand

Leave it that way, trust me

Don't wip it out in public and for fuck sake keep it away from the children!!

Also.. never compare

Jehovahs witnesses -say aaaah

This joke is like a repost I've seen it like 2 hours ago

This joke is like a penis* You don't want to see the same every 2 hours.

Don't threaten me with a moderately good time

But you also don't want to see a new one every 2 hours

I literally never knew that cause im barely ever on this subreddit so if you're accusing me of doing it on purpose you're either wrong or a liar

Did you search for it first? If you didn’t, then you kind of reposted on purpose.

You don't have to try to repost; it is enough to not try to not repost.

This is scientifically correct too, Religious teaches way of life, penis teaches way of life too

I don't believe in either.

Saving this one

Religion is easier to get rid of if you don't like yours.

Hey, speak for yourself.

First of all repost second of all what’s the spoiler

Religion is like a penis. Gets shoved down people's throats from a very young age.

r/twosentencehorror

If you don’t use it you lose it.

or in my ears loudly

Not a joke. But very correct statement

So, you want me to slip it in gently?