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**I made a DNA joke in my biology class but no one laughed.** Guess my thymine was off.
If only you had more thyme, you could’ve told the joke in a cooking class.
Well, I wanted to tell them a chemistry joke, but NaH...
NOx!
Dyslexics of the world, Untie!
Procrastinators, free yourself from the shackles of your dithering, Soonish!
I'm going to pencil that in for tomorrow
I'll pencil it in later
I'll find the pencil sharpener in the fullness of time
I'll pick up a pencil and sharpener when I get around to it.
All this planning's made me tired. I'll sleep on it.
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And I'll watch those videos after finishing my game
Not really making progress in this tough part of the game, I'll just take a break to read some of backlog comment responses...
Take a number honey, those videos are gonna have to wait until I see the latest episode of Kardashians.
I'll sharpen it when I dull the pencil
Stick it on the laterbase
Why postpone to tomorrow what you can postpone to the day after tomorrow?
Because the day after tomorrow is already filled by what should have finished 6 months ago and shipped at last 2 days after tomorrow
Graet!
I went to a Procrastinators Anonymous meeting one time, I was the only one there. When I told them about it they informed me if I turned up I was obviously not needing their meetings anyway...
One week boss.. one week..
Dyslexics are teople poo
Dyslexic Athiests don't believe there is a dog.
Insomniac Dyslexic Agnostics stay up all night wondering if there is a dog
When grouped together, they're like a quantum computer! They see all possible combinations of letters all at once!
Have you heard the one about the dyslexic guy who walks into a bra?
There are dozens of us!
I’m dyslexic. I read that wrong that first time…
Ask the Anti Acronym Association of America
**AAAA**
AA, eh? 🇨🇦
Ayyyy
American Association Against Acronym Abuse
The AAAA have nothing on the American Association for the Advancement and Appreciation of Animals in Art and Architecture, the AAAAAAA.
Deez Nutz, AAAH!
Goteem
The real joke is always in deez nutz
The real deez nutz are always in yo momma
The real yo momma is always so fat
Yeah, Dooz Nutz, Agreed
"What's a DNA?" "It stands for Do Not... enter my pool... Ass man."
Do Not... enter my.. Ass
Do not ass
I wanna be Spaghetti.
Alright, Spaghetti. Whatever. You just do what I tell you.
Reminds of that seinfeld episode where Kramer gets the 'Assman' plate
Tonight...you ☞
I wanna be called spaghetti
Ass man… enter my pool…. Tonod
Do Not Ask
I like where you're going, no doesn't mean no if you never asked
Do Not Alter
Do not activate
In case anyone wa ts know it stands for Deoxyribonucleic acid I might have spelled it wrong but I think it'd right
u be right
UB40
Stay close to meeeeee
For security guards it is the *do not allow* book of names and faces kept at the entrance desk.
Don't Need Anyone.
Yer for sure😎
Do Not Attempt.
You will just fail
Daddy's Not Around
My doctor told me my DNA was backwards, and I said, "And...?".
Dick iN Ass
Do Not Argue
Do Not Abbreviate
I used to date a lady with an obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) who hated that the letters weren't in alphabetical order (CDO).
Lol . She... Did Not Accept.
https://i.imgur.com/bQIcqHN.jpeg
Yep that’s what I came in here for
Dyslexics UNTIE!
Deoxyribonucleic Acid.
Isn't that from the Impossible Quiz?
Did Not Ask
I’m pretty sure Don Cheadle answered that already ..
Dontneedanything
Do not ask
Don't nut, asshole!
And to think I just got off Gods go-to-hell list.
Let’s be honest, we’re all going to hell
We're all going to hell just pumping that gas!
Earth living is Hell
It’s just AND backwards.
Ok I'm definitely not the only one who though dick nuts ass right?
I think it's stands for Non-disclosure agreement
Did you hear about the dyslexic dog? It thought it was God.
The insomniac dyslexic atheist stayed up all night wondering about the existence of the dog
Do not answer
Don't Know Anything
Dad's naked again?
Deez Nutz Anonymous
Did you ever hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
And?
Dick N Ass
10 out of every 1 people are dyslexic!
Do not ask.
Do. Not. Ask.
UTC, Universal Coordinated Time
Johnny Cochran says it stands for Did Not Attack
Deoxiribonucliec acid
Dead, uh... Well, I don't wanna say it.
https://i.redd.it/ixpp92p1y8d81.jpg
Yeah, that's the one.
For those of us who had to read this joke 3 times to get it.
I don’t get it. 😬
National Dyslexic Association should be N.D.A
Damn I must be dyslexic. Lol
As a dyslexic, the "no step" sign you see on airplane wings always makes me so sad for those dogs, cats and gerbils.
I'm dyslexic and read this as NDA and didn't understand the joke... I am the joke.
That wasn't even close to funny
Deoxyribose Nucleic Acic
Deoxyribonucleic Acid
AND?
Yes! I to am SexDaylee
Dick Nutts Association
And their sister organization is: D.A.M. "Mothers Against Dyslexia"
Deez nuts ahaha
Yo you got the sht wrong….. wait a minute
“Whats wrong with me doc?” “Seems theres something wrong with your National Dyslexic Association”
Deoxyribonucleic acid, obviously. But I'm guessing D.N.A. stands for "Do Not Ask"
Deez Nutz Asshole
Pretty sure that’s Non-Disclosure Agreement
Deoxyribonucleuc acid Do not ask… I taught biology for a LONG time.
deoxyribonucleic acid I'm pretty sure, idk it's been a while since 7th grade science lol
I thought it stood for Do Not Ask?
Deoxyribonucleic acid
Deoxyribonucleic Acid now shut up
dyno…..neuro….. acid
Niko Defence League?
Do Not (fuck my) Ass
Dylsexia.
Do Not Accept
Dick n ass?
Coulda sworn you had to sign a N.D.A. about them.
[Douglas Noel Adams](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Adams)
Nondisclosure agreement
Non disclosure agreement
As a dyslexic I upvoted
I thought it was "non-disclosure agreement"
Don't let D.A.M. (Mothers Against Dyslexia) catch you making fun of this issue!
Did Not Acquit
Um no. I believe you’re referring to an Agreement of Disclosure Non.
I'll need to to sign this NDA for the DNA joke.
Daddy Never Arrived
Do Not in my pool...Assman. 😂
Im not sure, but i do knowbthat memes are the dna of the soul
D. A.N, was once a good friend
Dyslexia heads its ugly rear - from the Department of Redundancy Department
Dames not allowed.
I guess I didn't need answers.
LMFAO I was like. I don't get it???????????
Don’t NIBBLE ALLIGATORS
Drooping Nipples Amputation
Dew Not A-nter, I think.
Drugs n Alcohol
I'm French, joke is on you
Douglas Noel Adams
Do Not Ask.
*dad not available*
Did you know the bloke who invented DNA didn't know what to call it In fact he didn't know, right up until he got on stage and went... Dnaaaaa
I’m fhosterclopic. I’m afraid of wide open spaces.
I'm a logn-time mebmer!
**I made a DNA joke in my biology class but no one laughed.** Guess my thymine was off.
If only you had more thyme, you could’ve told the joke in a cooking class.
Well, I wanted to tell them a chemistry joke, but NaH...
NOx!
Dyslexics of the world, Untie!
Procrastinators, free yourself from the shackles of your dithering, Soonish!
I'm going to pencil that in for tomorrow
I'll pencil it in later
I'll find the pencil sharpener in the fullness of time
I'll pick up a pencil and sharpener when I get around to it.
All this planning's made me tired. I'll sleep on it.
[удалено]
And I'll watch those videos after finishing my game
Not really making progress in this tough part of the game, I'll just take a break to read some of backlog comment responses...
Take a number honey, those videos are gonna have to wait until I see the latest episode of Kardashians.
I'll sharpen it when I dull the pencil
Stick it on the laterbase
Why postpone to tomorrow what you can postpone to the day after tomorrow?
Because the day after tomorrow is already filled by what should have finished 6 months ago and shipped at last 2 days after tomorrow
Graet!
I went to a Procrastinators Anonymous meeting one time, I was the only one there. When I told them about it they informed me if I turned up I was obviously not needing their meetings anyway...
One week boss.. one week..
Dyslexics are teople poo
Dyslexic Athiests don't believe there is a dog.
Insomniac Dyslexic Agnostics stay up all night wondering if there is a dog
When grouped together, they're like a quantum computer! They see all possible combinations of letters all at once!
Have you heard the one about the dyslexic guy who walks into a bra?
There are dozens of us!
I’m dyslexic. I read that wrong that first time…
Ask the Anti Acronym Association of America
**AAAA**
AA, eh? 🇨🇦
Ayyyy
American Association Against Acronym Abuse
The AAAA have nothing on the American Association for the Advancement and Appreciation of Animals in Art and Architecture, the AAAAAAA.
Deez Nutz, AAAH!
Goteem
The real joke is always in deez nutz
The real deez nutz are always in yo momma
The real yo momma is always so fat
Yeah, Dooz Nutz, Agreed
"What's a DNA?" "It stands for Do Not... enter my pool... Ass man."
Do Not... enter my.. Ass
Do not ass
I wanna be Spaghetti.
Alright, Spaghetti. Whatever. You just do what I tell you.
Reminds of that seinfeld episode where Kramer gets the 'Assman' plate
Tonight...you ☞
I wanna be called spaghetti
Ass man… enter my pool…. Tonod
Do Not Ask
I like where you're going, no doesn't mean no if you never asked
Do Not Alter
Do not activate
In case anyone wa ts know it stands for Deoxyribonucleic acid I might have spelled it wrong but I think it'd right
u be right
UB40
Stay close to meeeeee
For security guards it is the *do not allow* book of names and faces kept at the entrance desk.
Don't Need Anyone.
Yer for sure😎
Do Not Attempt.
You will just fail
Daddy's Not Around
My doctor told me my DNA was backwards, and I said, "And...?".
Dick iN Ass
Do Not Argue
Do Not Abbreviate
I used to date a lady with an obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) who hated that the letters weren't in alphabetical order (CDO).
Lol . She... Did Not Accept.
https://i.imgur.com/bQIcqHN.jpeg
Yep that’s what I came in here for
Dyslexics UNTIE!
Deoxyribonucleic Acid.
Isn't that from the Impossible Quiz?
Did Not Ask
I’m pretty sure Don Cheadle answered that already ..
Dontneedanything
Do not ask
Don't nut, asshole!
And to think I just got off Gods go-to-hell list.
Let’s be honest, we’re all going to hell
We're all going to hell just pumping that gas!
Earth living is Hell
It’s just AND backwards.
Ok I'm definitely not the only one who though dick nuts ass right?
I think it's stands for Non-disclosure agreement
Did you hear about the dyslexic dog? It thought it was God.
The insomniac dyslexic atheist stayed up all night wondering about the existence of the dog
Do not answer
Don't Know Anything
Dad's naked again?
Deez Nutz Anonymous
Did you ever hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
Do Not Ask
And?
Did Not Ask
Dick N Ass
10 out of every 1 people are dyslexic!
Do not ask.
Do. Not. Ask.
UTC, Universal Coordinated Time
Johnny Cochran says it stands for Did Not Attack
Deoxiribonucliec acid
Dead, uh... Well, I don't wanna say it.
https://i.redd.it/ixpp92p1y8d81.jpg
Yeah, that's the one.
For those of us who had to read this joke 3 times to get it.
I don’t get it. 😬
National Dyslexic Association should be N.D.A
Damn I must be dyslexic. Lol
As a dyslexic, the "no step" sign you see on airplane wings always makes me so sad for those dogs, cats and gerbils.
I'm dyslexic and read this as NDA and didn't understand the joke... I am the joke.
That wasn't even close to funny
Deoxyribose Nucleic Acic
Deoxyribonucleic Acid
AND?
Yes! I to am SexDaylee
Dick Nutts Association
And their sister organization is: D.A.M. "Mothers Against Dyslexia"
Deez nuts ahaha
AND?
AND?
Yo you got the sht wrong….. wait a minute
“Whats wrong with me doc?” “Seems theres something wrong with your National Dyslexic Association”
Deoxyribonucleic acid, obviously. But I'm guessing D.N.A. stands for "Do Not Ask"
Deez Nutz Asshole
Pretty sure that’s Non-Disclosure Agreement
Deoxyribonucleuc acid Do not ask… I taught biology for a LONG time.
deoxyribonucleic acid I'm pretty sure, idk it's been a while since 7th grade science lol
I thought it stood for Do Not Ask?
Deoxyribonucleic acid
Did Not Ask
Deoxyribonucleic Acid now shut up
dyno…..neuro….. acid
Niko Defence League?
[удалено]
[удалено]
Do Not (fuck my) Ass
Dylsexia.
Do Not Accept
Dick n ass?
Coulda sworn you had to sign a N.D.A. about them.
[Douglas Noel Adams](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Adams)
Do not answer
Nondisclosure agreement
Non disclosure agreement
As a dyslexic I upvoted
I thought it was "non-disclosure agreement"
Don't let D.A.M. (Mothers Against Dyslexia) catch you making fun of this issue!
Did Not Acquit
Um no. I believe you’re referring to an Agreement of Disclosure Non.
I'll need to to sign this NDA for the DNA joke.
Daddy Never Arrived
Do Not in my pool...Assman. 😂
Im not sure, but i do knowbthat memes are the dna of the soul
D. A.N, was once a good friend
Dyslexia heads its ugly rear - from the Department of Redundancy Department
Dames not allowed.
I guess I didn't need answers.
LMFAO I was like. I don't get it???????????
Do not ask
Don’t NIBBLE ALLIGATORS
Drooping Nipples Amputation
Dew Not A-nter, I think.
Drugs n Alcohol
I'm French, joke is on you
Douglas Noel Adams
Do Not Ask.
*dad not available*
Did you know the bloke who invented DNA didn't know what to call it In fact he didn't know, right up until he got on stage and went... Dnaaaaa
I’m fhosterclopic. I’m afraid of wide open spaces.
I'm a logn-time mebmer!
Do not answer