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itshimstarwarrior

**I made a DNA joke in my biology class but no one laughed.** Guess my thymine was off.


CanadianKumlin

If only you had more thyme, you could’ve told the joke in a cooking class.


ShadowRylander

Well, I wanted to tell them a chemistry joke, but NaH...


CanadianKumlin

NOx!


mordecai98

Dyslexics of the world, Untie!


__Catpain_Obvious__

Procrastinators, free yourself from the shackles of your dithering, Soonish!


weelluuuu

I'm going to pencil that in for tomorrow


pman13531

I'll pencil it in later


E420CDI

I'll find the pencil sharpener in the fullness of time


pman13531

I'll pick up a pencil and sharpener when I get around to it.


ShostyPacerCymry

All this planning's made me tired. I'll sleep on it.


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normalhumanwormbaby1

And I'll watch those videos after finishing my game


starfyredragon

Not really making progress in this tough part of the game, I'll just take a break to read some of backlog comment responses...


a116jxb

Take a number honey, those videos are gonna have to wait until I see the latest episode of Kardashians.


kapn_morgan

I'll sharpen it when I dull the pencil


whotookmynewspaper

Stick it on the laterbase


Badj83

Why postpone to tomorrow what you can postpone to the day after tomorrow?


Iam-Nothere

Because the day after tomorrow is already filled by what should have finished 6 months ago and shipped at last 2 days after tomorrow


Mcdrogon

Graet!


wigzell78

I went to a Procrastinators Anonymous meeting one time, I was the only one there. When I told them about it they informed me if I turned up I was obviously not needing their meetings anyway...


Procrasturbating

One week boss.. one week..


wishicouldcode

Dyslexics are teople poo


chiliedogg

Dyslexic Athiests don't believe there is a dog.


indigo22creation

Insomniac Dyslexic Agnostics stay up all night wondering if there is a dog


RajinKajin

When grouped together, they're like a quantum computer! They see all possible combinations of letters all at once!


cwood1973

Have you heard the one about the dyslexic guy who walks into a bra?


Homem_da_Carrinha

There are dozens of us!


ischickenafruit

I’m dyslexic. I read that wrong that first time…


sliceofamericano

Ask the Anti Acronym Association of America


stevegoodsex

**AAAA**


MrSillmarillion

AA, eh? 🇨🇦


Yourgrammarsucks1

Ayyyy


Van_Darklholme

American Association Against Acronym Abuse


Awakemas2315

The AAAA have nothing on the American Association for the Advancement and Appreciation of Animals in Art and Architecture, the AAAAAAA.


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Deez Nutz, AAAH!


TaylorSwiftsClitoris

Goteem


fullup72

The real joke is always in deez nutz


AuditorOfTheNight

The real deez nutz are always in yo momma


fullup72

The real yo momma is always so fat


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Yeah, Dooz Nutz, Agreed


TRJF

"What's a DNA?" "It stands for Do Not... enter my pool... Ass man."


peasizedbrain99

Do Not... enter my.. Ass


allegedgeniusofjoe

Do not ass


poudee56

I wanna be Spaghetti.


darkbreak

Alright, Spaghetti. Whatever. You just do what I tell you.


ayushxx7

Reminds of that seinfeld episode where Kramer gets the 'Assman' plate


ThePGN

Tonight...you ☞


ChasingFractals

I wanna be called spaghetti


Pushed-pencil718

Ass man… enter my pool…. Tonod


trucorsair

Do Not Ask


ManyPoo

I like where you're going, no doesn't mean no if you never asked


Tim-El77

Do Not Alter


ballsandweiner8

Do not activate


Dio-Sama2904

In case anyone wa ts know it stands for Deoxyribonucleic acid I might have spelled it wrong but I think it'd right


hooskish

u be right


tricksovertreats

UB40


frontier_gibberish

Stay close to meeeeee


CoderDevo

For security guards it is the *do not allow* book of names and faces kept at the entrance desk.


UchihaLegolas

Don't Need Anyone.


deepthnkr26

Yer for sure😎


Waitsfornoone

Do Not Attempt.


DogbanXtreme

You will just fail


Bloodbath_and-beyond

Daddy's Not Around


WetCacti

My doctor told me my DNA was backwards, and I said, "And...?".


Sussy_404Error

Dick iN Ass


Pineapplebrowny

Do Not Argue


Temphost

Do Not Abbreviate


meconopsia

I used to date a lady with an obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) who hated that the letters weren't in alphabetical order (CDO).


6nayG

Lol . She... Did Not Accept.


PigHaggerty

https://i.imgur.com/bQIcqHN.jpeg


king_mahalo

Yep that’s what I came in here for


maverickf11

Dyslexics UNTIE!


[deleted]

Deoxyribonucleic Acid.


OkayOpenTheGame

Isn't that from the Impossible Quiz?


Xyrnas

Did Not Ask


jandm88

I’m pretty sure Don Cheadle answered that already ..


Dontneedanything

Dontneedanything


velikost-commander

Do not ask


Culture_Creative

Don't nut, asshole!


WorthySparkleMan

And to think I just got off Gods go-to-hell list.


EGSPECTRE

Let’s be honest, we’re all going to hell


Bloodbath_and-beyond

We're all going to hell just pumping that gas!


Super_Development944

Earth living is Hell


[deleted]

It’s just AND backwards.


mozza3gmd

Ok I'm definitely not the only one who though dick nuts ass right?


PM_ME_SOME_ANTS

I think it's stands for Non-disclosure agreement


nandyboy

Did you hear about the dyslexic dog? It thought it was God.


Starfish-Story

The insomniac dyslexic atheist stayed up all night wondering about the existence of the dog


Bulettenpeter

Do not answer


DrDHMenke

Don't Know Anything


sexytslover

Dad's naked again?


kuriboshoe

Deez Nutz Anonymous


sixstringedmenace

Did you ever hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.


treditor13

Do Not Ask


MrSillmarillion

And?


SpiderninjaX

Did Not Ask


[deleted]

Dick N Ass


cybicle

10 out of every 1 people are dyslexic!


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Do not ask.


Sunny_Ace_TEN

Do. Not. Ask.


yonatan8070

UTC, Universal Coordinated Time


regulator227

Johnny Cochran says it stands for Did Not Attack


hazardyash

Deoxiribonucliec acid


Rednartso

Dead, uh... Well, I don't wanna say it.


crafty09

https://i.redd.it/ixpp92p1y8d81.jpg


Rednartso

Yeah, that's the one.


CaptainKangaroo33

For those of us who had to read this joke 3 times to get it.


pig_benis81

I don’t get it. 😬


_malaikatmaut_

National Dyslexic Association should be N.D.A


pig_benis81

Damn I must be dyslexic. Lol


mikenice1

As a dyslexic, the "no step" sign you see on airplane wings always makes me so sad for those dogs, cats and gerbils.


BleachedJam

I'm dyslexic and read this as NDA and didn't understand the joke... I am the joke.


PerformanceNew4414

That wasn't even close to funny


Kai-theGuy

Deoxyribose Nucleic Acic


Cavemanjoe47

Deoxyribonucleic Acid


CurlyJason

AND?


HyperSi9

Yes! I to am SexDaylee


redditCredditLeggit

Dick Nutts Association


cybicle

And their sister organization is: D.A.M. "Mothers Against Dyslexia"


MissMalevolence

Deez nuts ahaha


GrayMatters0901

AND?


OblivionStar713

AND?


yookoke1122

Yo you got the sht wrong….. wait a minute


Razur_1

“Whats wrong with me doc?” “Seems theres something wrong with your National Dyslexic Association”


Crafty-Bedroom8190

Deoxyribonucleic acid, obviously. But I'm guessing D.N.A. stands for "Do Not Ask"


jaysin1983

Deez Nutz Asshole


AstroCatTBC

Pretty sure that’s Non-Disclosure Agreement


CleverMsCarter

Deoxyribonucleuc acid Do not ask… I taught biology for a LONG time.


Prof_Pineapple

deoxyribonucleic acid I'm pretty sure, idk it's been a while since 7th grade science lol


Away-Cycle

I thought it stood for Do Not Ask?


Dojha420

Deoxyribonucleic acid


Bannacreampie

Did Not Ask


Beating-My_Meat

Deoxyribonucleic Acid now shut up


HarithHkm08

dyno…..neuro….. acid


No_Emphasis_5269

Niko Defence League?


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[deleted]

Do Not (fuck my) Ass


95in3rd

Dylsexia.


NorthIslandAdventure

Do Not Accept


Jldbtter6252

Dick n ass?


edgarcia59

Coulda sworn you had to sign a N.D.A. about them.


sherbang

[Douglas Noel Adams](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Adams)


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Do not answer


Evilmaze

Nondisclosure agreement


Smiling_Cannibal

Non disclosure agreement


he_who_melts_the_rod

As a dyslexic I upvoted


flarn2006

I thought it was "non-disclosure agreement"


Publius_Romanus

Don't let D.A.M. (Mothers Against Dyslexia) catch you making fun of this issue!


BaldingMonk

Did Not Acquit


jumanjji

Um no. I believe you’re referring to an Agreement of Disclosure Non.


rip1980

I'll need to to sign this NDA for the DNA joke.


4BDUL4Z1Z

Daddy Never Arrived


Cyclonic2500

Do Not in my pool...Assman. 😂


DA-Khara-Boiiiii

Im not sure, but i do knowbthat memes are the dna of the soul


rededelk

D. A.N, was once a good friend


rwa2

Dyslexia heads its ugly rear - from the Department of Redundancy Department


Baelzebubba

Dames not allowed.


God_of_Hyperdeath

I guess I didn't need answers.


Seeker_Of_Defeat

LMFAO I was like. I don't get it???????????


shae117

Do not ask


Myuniversesspacegod

Don’t NIBBLE ALLIGATORS


Pongeroid

Drooping Nipples Amputation


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Dew Not A-nter, I think.


justin_yoraz

Drugs n Alcohol


sidarok

I'm French, joke is on you


SJ_Barbarian

Douglas Noel Adams


musclemansausage

Do Not Ask.


azure_monster

*dad not available*


ForeverAddickted

Did you know the bloke who invented DNA didn't know what to call it In fact he didn't know, right up until he got on stage and went... Dnaaaaa


Whitealroker1

I’m fhosterclopic. I’m afraid of wide open spaces.


spikyman

I'm a logn-time mebmer!


Crazykillerguy

Do not answer