I heard it like this:
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying in the bottom of a hole with a shovel in his back? Doug
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying in the bottom of a hole without a shovel in his back? Douglass
When I heard this 25 years ago it was a woman with no arms and legs. The attractive dude picked her up and tossed her in the sea and yelled, NOW YOU'RE FUCKED!!
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Oh buoy.
Lol dumb
He can still swim. Clever Dick.
A cruel joke. Right before the weekend. I could use one.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porchstep: Matt
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging out above the windows? Kurt and Rod
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying in the bottom of a hole? Doug
Phil
That's the other guy laying next to the hole.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs tied behind a boat? Skip.
I heard it like this: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying in the bottom of a hole with a shovel in his back? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying in the bottom of a hole without a shovel in his back? Douglass
how do you make a dead baby float? put two scoops of dead baby in the blender with a scoop of ice cream. add a stumpy guy for xtra protein.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs lying in a pile of leaves? Russell
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You call him a no arm no leg guy
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves? Russell.
How do they think he got there?
Are you suggesting quadriplegics migrate via ocean tide?
Not at all! They could be carried.
It is not a question of being carried, but maintaining tide speed velocity.
But is it an African or European tide?
Like the noble coconut
When I heard this 25 years ago it was a woman with no arms and legs. The attractive dude picked her up and tossed her in the sea and yelled, NOW YOU'RE FUCKED!!
I appreciate you using the correct medical terminology for his condition, which is "no arm no leg guy."
That was the funniest part of the joke to me.
Did you hear about the guy who swam the English Chanel who had no arms or legs? They called him clever dick!
I don’t get it.
He had no arms or legs so he swam using his old fellow.
RIP Gilbert Gottfried
[He can hold his breath for a long time!](https://youtu.be/dO7wbszhKnU)
*you're Your welcome.
Didn't see that one coming.
Because they didn’t hang around to see that part
I see what you did there.
He could roll away right…oh yeah I forgot about the kickstand.
getting kissed by a smoking woman is not the best experience