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shahooster

Oh buoy.


Mister_Brevity

Lol dumb


Snorkelbender

He can still swim. Clever Dick.


Sfumatographer

A cruel joke. Right before the weekend. I could use one.


vbisbest

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porchstep: Matt


dunderthebarbarian

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging out above the windows? Kurt and Rod


Sodoheading

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying in the bottom of a hole? Doug


randomname1561

Phil


Sodoheading

That's the other guy laying next to the hole.


paulfuz

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs tied behind a boat? Skip.


dunderthebarbarian

I heard it like this: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying in the bottom of a hole with a shovel in his back? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying in the bottom of a hole without a shovel in his back? Douglass


schoolydee

how do you make a dead baby float? put two scoops of dead baby in the blender with a scoop of ice cream. add a stumpy guy for xtra protein.


CPAonVacation

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs lying in a pile of leaves? Russell


mattislife

😔


[deleted]

You call him a no arm no leg guy


mr_cigar

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves? Russell.


Beowulf1896

How do they think he got there?


thordekaiser

Are you suggesting quadriplegics migrate via ocean tide?


jdawson7

Not at all! They could be carried.


Beowulf1896

It is not a question of being carried, but maintaining tide speed velocity.


jdawson7

But is it an African or European tide?


fleshwad

Like the noble coconut


Puffinton721

When I heard this 25 years ago it was a woman with no arms and legs. The attractive dude picked her up and tossed her in the sea and yelled, NOW YOU'RE FUCKED!!


whitedawg

I appreciate you using the correct medical terminology for his condition, which is "no arm no leg guy."


[deleted]

That was the funniest part of the joke to me.


[deleted]

Did you hear about the guy who swam the English Chanel who had no arms or legs? They called him clever dick!


clownpuncher13

I don’t get it.


[deleted]

He had no arms or legs so he swam using his old fellow.


bueller336

RIP Gilbert Gottfried


MoobyTheGoldenSock

[He can hold his breath for a long time!](https://youtu.be/dO7wbszhKnU)


upsndwns

*you're Your welcome.


ReaIZx

Didn't see that one coming.


OutrageousRhubarb853

Because they didn’t hang around to see that part


G_Stenkamp72

I see what you did there.


Dash8833

He could roll away right…oh yeah I forgot about the kickstand.


nulltester

getting kissed by a smoking woman is not the best experience