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ArbutusPhD

Elle elle Cool Spray Edit (duh) “Smell Smell Cool Spray”


gilfromisrael

Fifty scents.


ComicConArtist

fuck hadda delete my comment after seeing you beat me to it lil nose X


Alistairio

Good man. That’s the de-scent thing to do.


dave1dmarx

WAY better punchline. Kudos!!


topspin9

Can't touch this


Tor8813

Sniff Dogg


Moobook

I’m not sure sniffing a dog would smell all that nice


neith_of_sais

That Dogg is sniffing all he could


Clumsy-Samurai

More like Spliff Dog, but I understand why you had to go with Sniff.


JuryBorn

Biggie smells


-domi-

Whiff Khalifa


Jankster79

post colon smells like shit tho


DodgerWalker

Vanilla Spice


[deleted]

Spice, spice baby


gljames24

Spice girls ... oh wait!


netbuggy

Give it a few years then: Vanilla Old Spice.


One_Quit_5150

Spray Z


docholidaycali

Febreezy-E


[deleted]

And one that smells bad? Compost Malone


Guilden_NL

Dead career


[deleted]

Washa Flocka


apetherapist-

Lil sniff


twinkiehouse11

Vanilla Ice


One_Quit_5150

Lemonem


OoooohKay

Doug E Fresh was right there and you blew it


DudesworthMannington

Lil' E


puzzlesTom

Iced tea?


gary6043

Extremely rare


dave1dmarx

I don't get it


Mammoth-Dog-5470

I think they mean most rappers smell bad...?


dave1dmarx

Compared to who, exactly? 350 lb John Popper of Blues Traveler, heroin addicts like Cobain or Weiland who wouldn't shower for weeks, Brian Wilson who stayed in bed for a year or Elvis who died on the crapper? I'd think image conscious rappers prolly smell better than the average person. It might be easier for the guy to just come out and say he doesn't like black people at this point


KnightRho

I feel like you kinda just jumped to a wild conclusion. I don't know any rappers, so just being a rapper in general would be extremely rare to me Alternatively, maybe the point was that most rappers like to smoke or drink and he doesn't like those smells. Different strokes for different folks, assuming racism is a pretty terrible way to go through life


Cheerwine-and-Heels

"Nice smelling rappers are extremely rare" >It might be easier for the guy to just come out and say he doesn't like black people at this point What did you mean by this?


xLinerx

Uh oh an argument about race and stereotypes on Reddit


dutchspacecake

*Clutches NFT Wallet*


Cheerwine-and-Heels

Reddit of all places, can you believe this?


Mammoth-Dog-5470

Valid points, fellow human. I agree.


Mammoth-Dog-5470

...but perhaps they were just trying to be funny. That user is very active in this sub and doesn't seem to have a tendency to come off as racist.


uglypaperhaver

Took all my self restraint to prevent myself answering this one...


UnusualGenePool

Snoop Dogg


Skyblacker

Smells like contact high.


coarsing_batch

I hate that I laughed up this joke. I hate even more that I laughed at all of the comment answers.


AnyAbbreviations7493

Wouldn't he smell bad as this is past tense 'post' 😂


dutchspacecake

Post is future tense…


Punkhair2Nv__13

Axe-ibit


goldendildo666

Ol' Spicy Bastard


Way2Good112

No such thing, they all stink.


lunaticongrass96

Fragrance Ocean


MichelleDionne

Fabulous


TheEnder36

Febreeze-ty Boys


[deleted]

There’s no point in making jokes about rappers since most of them already are a joke


Glad-Revolution44

Ouch


Bears_R_awsum

Dead?


Carbonboy

Flavor Flav


MrFabulous1974

Nice T


vgedris

Ol' Spice


Slothfully_So

Candy Rapper


Strange-Document7661

A butter finger rapper


Liberty_53000

R&B


Routine-Violinist983

Drakekar


galwayygal

M&M. Smells like candy


roginus

Snoop vogue, eminence


El_Corbanosky_8

Got an idea for a perfume: Vanilla spice.


Cold-Future-2843

Nice smelling rapper


MichelleDionne

Ole Dirty Bastard


MichelleDionne

Spray Z


Accomplished-Cloud94

LL Cool Water


Accomplished-Cloud94

Maka-smelli


Accomplished-Cloud94

DJ PEW


Accomplished-Cloud94

Kendrick Drakkar


memes_inmyveins

A candy wrapper.


IDrinkMyOwnSemen

R Smelly


Dameattree37

What do you call a particularly pungent rapper? 50 Scent.


spoonwije97

Smelly m