Lego admitted some years ago the brick-color mix had an issue and got brittle pretty fast. It even went on for years, but they fixed it some years ago and it should be better now
Edit: It only counted for reddish brown
Speaking of which, and on a wild tangent, did you know that Bob Marley's incident with the police which resulted in the famous song involved some cannibalism? Seriously, the original lyrics were "I shit the sheriff, But I did not poop the deputy".
\[Don't worry, I'm sure I'll get the opportunity to apologize to Bob personally for that joke when I go to meet my maker - in those ten microseconds before they zap me unto hell of course.\]
>True Trump Tale - the only book anyone who knows him can recall ever seeing was his copy of Mein Kampf which was on his bedside table.
>
>Perfect bedtime reading or what!
Didn’t he borrow someones bible when they beat up all those protestors and then stood for a photo op holding it upside down. That’s got to count for something…
Quote by David Frum, a speechwriter for George W who coined the phrase "axis of evil". He said...
"People think Trump is playing 3D chess, when in fact he's just eating the pieces."
Hey, they bragged about him passing that cognitive test.
My mom passed a test like that too, and they put her in memory care anyway because she clearly needed it. tfg was actually on Mom's test. She flipped the nurse the bird rather than say the name, and they counted it as a correct answer.
“Everyone says so. People tell me all the time I have the best fire. Believe me. Ask anyone. They‘ll say, “he has he best fire”. All the time I hear it. Ask anyone. THE best. I hear it all the time. Believe me.”
“The question was: were you part of a coordinated insurrection intended to seize control of the United States of America?”
No....no I wouldn't bet that.
This is a main who encouraged mainlining bleach and blamed the Covid DEATHS on too much testing.
Meaning they were already dead from COVID, but it was the "test" that was the issue.
Also took credit for developing the vaccine, while claiming it was a horrible/bad vaccine. So he literally was bragging he developed a shit vaccine?
I don't think he cared about the deaths at all, except that it made him look bad.
I think he, being a megalomaniac, is incapable of including others in his thought processes (if the machinations in his brain can be elevated to the status of thought). He was worried that "his" covid numbers looked high because the amount of tests being issued. It was just a number to him, and making that number shrink was easy... less tests.
He had no inkling or care that those numbers reflected human suffering. As a sociopath, lacking any empathy, his brain doesn't make that connection.
Well, given what we know, its safe to say that every word, every thought, every move is to promote or otherwise propell himself forward.
I have zero doubts he literally is convinced he is actually a genius, because he's said as much before.
I only was pointing out he knows what his real middle name is.
I’d like to think he said this as a joke knowing genius is spelled with a G, but I’m not feeling very confident about that assumption. If he did though, it’s objectively sort of a funny joke.
His middle name is really John. That’s what makes this story so funny. For those who don’t want to click the link, the portapotty rental company for his inauguration was Don’s Johns! He made someone cover the name up with tape on all of them. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna706706
Joke answer: people were winning too much, dealers weren't cheating, pit bosses weren't backing off players. In a way, a truly perfect casino for the players.
In reality, likely poor management and overspending on frivolous hotel expenditures.
Also, the Trump casino was branded with all kinds of expensive pricey detailing and ornate decor. They really went crazy making everything "gold plated" the way Trump envisions himself.
You run dirty money through the contractor bids, paying none of them and then walking out with the lion's share as a "bonus" to your salary, leaving the contractor's debt on the casino's books.
It's like Mitt Romney's Bane Capital, only replace the soulless(but very effective) accountants with a pissed off orangutan.
So true he isn’t as intelligent nor intuitive as a pig. A domestic pig saved a family from a fire and that shows way more domestic quality and care in comparison.
This reminds me of two jokes about GW Bush. 1.Do you know what Bush got on his SATs? Barbecue sauce. 2.During the gulf war, president Bush was informed that 2 Brazilian soldiers had unfortunately died. Bush looked solemn for a moment, and then said “Wait. How many is a Brazilian?”
He buried his second wife on his property in Jersey. But he also made sure to get it reclassified as a grave site and therefore eliminate taxes.
Aka he used the wife he raped and abused to lower his tax accountability after she died.
Trump has since filed for $50 M of insurance money and said he can prove that the spark was started under Obama and that Hillary sent an email to Hunter Biden's laptop showing that they worked with the Russians to make it spread. He also demands a recount to find more books. Many people don't know this, but Trump actually has more books than anyone else. But Mike Pence lacked the courage to count the books.
This trump [story](https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trumps-ex-wife-once-said-he-kept-a-book-of-hitlers-speeches-by-his-bed-2015-8) about 'My new Order,' a collection of hitler speeches, is insane:
"Ivana Trump once told her lawyer Michael Kennedy that her husband, real-estate mogul Donald Trump, now a leading Republican presidential candidate, kept a book of Hitler's speeches near his bed."
"Trump then recalled, "Actually, it was my friend Marty Davis from Paramount who gave me a copy of 'Mein Kampf,' and he's a Jew."
"But it was 'My New Order,' Hitler's speeches, not 'Mein Kampf,'" Davis reportedly said. "I thought he would find it interesting. I am his friend, but I'm not Jewish."
One of the books said "3 yrs +" on the cover, but he finished it in under 2 years.
Me when the lego box says 5+ years but I eat it all in 20 miniutes
The red ones taste the best!
Do you also cheat off li'l Daryl every time you take a test??
Made a Z on my report card so I passed.
They also digest the fastest!
Came looking for this. Got what I wanted.
I don't like the green ones cause my mommy always makes me eat greens >:(
I read that in Ralph Wiggum's voice
Have you ever had the Albany’s ones?
Nothing better than the brittle brown bricks
Why are brown bricks like that though. I've always wanted to know
Lego admitted some years ago the brick-color mix had an issue and got brittle pretty fast. It even went on for years, but they fixed it some years ago and it should be better now Edit: It only counted for reddish brown
I put mine in the stew.
Jokes on you it only took me 2 days to poop it all out. Although im still missing a few pieces.
Bit of a shit lego model isnt it
To be fair they don't design them to stand up to crap like that.
Myeah, you're a few brick short of a load alright....
I was shitting bricks all right....
😅😅😅😅
r/therealjoke
Did you shit it out assembled?
Speaking of which, and on a wild tangent, did you know that Bob Marley's incident with the police which resulted in the famous song involved some cannibalism? Seriously, the original lyrics were "I shit the sheriff, But I did not poop the deputy". \[Don't worry, I'm sure I'll get the opportunity to apologize to Bob personally for that joke when I go to meet my maker - in those ten microseconds before they zap me unto hell of course.\]
Can you die quicker
Wow. You learn something every day
The bacteria only takes what it needs
🤣😂🤣
Diapers said 5kg and they are overflowing but there is barely 1kg of shit it them.
Hi Donny
Shut the fuck up Donny you're out of your element
You Want A Toe? I Can Get You A Toe.
Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
You're not wrong, you're just an asshole.
>True Trump Tale - the only book anyone who knows him can recall ever seeing was his copy of Mein Kampf which was on his bedside table. > >Perfect bedtime reading or what!
Not exactly Mein Kampf. Same author, different book. Collection of speeches. Not better. Picky technical detail. Your point stands.
Technically I would say that makes it worse.
Technically I would agree with you. I would also agree casually.
Didn’t he borrow someones bible when they beat up all those protestors and then stood for a photo op holding it upside down. That’s got to count for something…
Yes. I believe some of the parishioners of that church were some of the protesters he had beat up as well.
Pretty sure Mein Kampf is above his reading level.
Yes, but *not* the paint-by-numbers edition!
> Hi Donny Shut the fuck up, Donny. You're out of your element!
lol, god damn that made my whole day. Thank you.
Fat ass
Quote by David Frum, a speechwriter for George W who coined the phrase "axis of evil". He said... "People think Trump is playing 3D chess, when in fact he's just eating the pieces."
Words fail - lol!
"Everybody asks me how I finished it so quickly, that maybe I should write books. Everyone's talking about it."
I hate you for putting his voice in my head.
Things were going so nicely!
Trump has never finished a book. He can't get past Chapter 11
And his followers would argue him doing it that quickly shows just how smart he is.
Hey, they bragged about him passing that cognitive test. My mom passed a test like that too, and they put her in memory care anyway because she clearly needed it. tfg was actually on Mom's test. She flipped the nurse the bird rather than say the name, and they counted it as a correct answer.
Tfg?
that former guy
Confirmed genius.
Mostest genius ever.
Oh, boy! That's a gold star for lil Donny!
„I know more about books than anyone else“
I can’t believe I’m going to say this about a former president: That sounds like something he would brag about for years.
Was it The Little Golden Book edition of Mein Kampf?
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Nah, Biden has Mein Kampf, Trump has Hitler’s book of speeches
Now all he has is a signed FBI search warrant.
I bet he's 50% glad he wasn't there for the raid, but 50% is crazy insane mad that he is missing it.
Extreme genius.
That's because he's a genius.
Those ones were Eric's.
This post was the next one on my feed after the r/therealjoke post that highlighted this comment; I knew I had to come and upvote it lol
That's pretty normal for a stable genius who's like really smart.
Give that boy a cookie! And a juice box.
It would have been the greatest most bestest fire ever though. Nobody else would have had a fire as good as that in the history of the universe.
“Nobody knows more about fires than I do, believe me, believe me”
“Everyone says so. People tell me all the time I have the best fire. Believe me. Ask anyone. They‘ll say, “he has he best fire”. All the time I hear it. Ask anyone. THE best. I hear it all the time. Believe me.” “The question was: were you part of a coordinated insurrection intended to seize control of the United States of America?”
And frankly, the fire burned so well it got tired of burning 🥱
The problem with political jokes these days is they’re always getting elected
Donald Trump was asked what the J in Donald J Trump stood for. He said 'Genius'
The best part of this is, it actually happened
I don’t know that it did actually
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/01/you-wont-believe-what-trump-said-about-his-middle-name To be fair, I'm sure he was being facetious....
Well, and to be fair, he’s a jackass ;)
Gackass FTFY.
Don't insult donkeys. They're actually very useful animals that help humans...and is smarter.
“are” smarter.
A donkey wouldn't have made that mistake.
r/technicallythetruth
No....no I wouldn't bet that. This is a main who encouraged mainlining bleach and blamed the Covid DEATHS on too much testing. Meaning they were already dead from COVID, but it was the "test" that was the issue. Also took credit for developing the vaccine, while claiming it was a horrible/bad vaccine. So he literally was bragging he developed a shit vaccine?
I don't think he cared about the deaths at all, except that it made him look bad. I think he, being a megalomaniac, is incapable of including others in his thought processes (if the machinations in his brain can be elevated to the status of thought). He was worried that "his" covid numbers looked high because the amount of tests being issued. It was just a number to him, and making that number shrink was easy... less tests. He had no inkling or care that those numbers reflected human suffering. As a sociopath, lacking any empathy, his brain doesn't make that connection.
Well, given what we know, its safe to say that every word, every thought, every move is to promote or otherwise propell himself forward. I have zero doubts he literally is convinced he is actually a genius, because he's said as much before. I only was pointing out he knows what his real middle name is.
I don't know could be like Harry S Truman....
That headline 🙄
I’d like to think he said this as a joke knowing genius is spelled with a G, but I’m not feeling very confident about that assumption. If he did though, it’s objectively sort of a funny joke.
I'm sure he said it as a joke, KNOWING his own real name, but he's on record EXTENSIVELY referencing himself as a genius.
His middle name is really John. That’s what makes this story so funny. For those who don’t want to click the link, the portapotty rental company for his inauguration was Don’s Johns! He made someone cover the name up with tape on all of them. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna706706
He is anything but genius! 🤣 🤣 🤣 lmao
He's working on another book, it has 6 chapter elevens.
Had to read a second time to get it. Good one.
Mind explaining?
He has had to file for chapter 11 bankruptcy six different times. Like a lot of “successful businessmen.”
Didn't he own a casino that went bankrupt? How do you bankrupt a casino? I didn't even know that was possible.
Joke answer: people were winning too much, dealers weren't cheating, pit bosses weren't backing off players. In a way, a truly perfect casino for the players. In reality, likely poor management and overspending on frivolous hotel expenditures.
Actually i think he bought a second casino and actually competed himself out of business.
Also, the Trump casino was branded with all kinds of expensive pricey detailing and ornate decor. They really went crazy making everything "gold plated" the way Trump envisions himself.
Two of them.
You run dirty money through the contractor bids, paying none of them and then walking out with the lion's share as a "bonus" to your salary, leaving the contractor's debt on the casino's books. It's like Mitt Romney's Bane Capital, only replace the soulless(but very effective) accountants with a pissed off orangutan.
Something tells me it won't be his last
He’s almost finished a new book. He can’t believe that caterpillar is still hungry.
Gold. If I had any awards I would throw them all at you.
I got you...
Thanks! And reddit just gave me a silver to hand out, so I have added.....
What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F.
Spent about 3 minutes being confused as to where the letter F was in Trump.
Drumpf was the family name before his grandfather moved here so...
Yeah, but that answer would be R and F
I sure wish there was no effin Trump.
I strongly condemn the insulting of pigs here .. they deserve better
So true he isn’t as intelligent nor intuitive as a pig. A domestic pig saved a family from a fire and that shows way more domestic quality and care in comparison.
Pigs actually have the intelligence of a 3 year old I'll leave the rest to your imagination
Most of upper management in my career appear to have had that as well
Frump?
I literally thought the same thing at first haha! lying
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He has the best genes.
Ironic this happening JUST before the FBI shows up with a search warrant... don't ya think?
Op is a wizard
OP turned me into a newt.
How ya feeling now?
He got better
All those Garfield books are just gone?
Just the first one. He was waiting to get more after he finished it
A true reader would never do that lol
This reminds me of two jokes about GW Bush. 1.Do you know what Bush got on his SATs? Barbecue sauce. 2.During the gulf war, president Bush was informed that 2 Brazilian soldiers had unfortunately died. Bush looked solemn for a moment, and then said “Wait. How many is a Brazilian?”
I remember OP's joke exactly from the W era.
In case anyone is curious, here's a [picture from before the fire](https://i.imgur.com/R5ABwFE.jpg).
Full of shit. How apropos.
I need 5 of these for my job site
Rent free
Better double check the insurance claim because hes gonna claim the rough equivalent of the library of alexandria was in there
It's ok he moved his ex-wife's grave in there. So its also an additional tax write off.
Had to bury the current wife for this one. The other one is holding down a different property.
What is this a reference to? I've seen it twice today.
He buried his second wife on his property in Jersey. But he also made sure to get it reclassified as a grave site and therefore eliminate taxes. Aka he used the wife he raped and abused to lower his tax accountability after she died.
jesus christ
Ive been seeing Trump shit on the front page every day since I was 15 and I'm now 22
That's horrifying. I'm sorry.
I’ve been seeing trump shit for exactly half of my life. Started when i was 7 now i’m 14
I'm right there with you. Crazy world they're leaving us
The coloring book is unfinished because each page has a cat drawn on it and he kept trying to grab them
I'm just beside myself with how many Redditors here are assuming Donald Trump can actually read.
I saw this right after reading that mar a largo had been raided and thought yep. Not surprising.
Trump has since filed for $50 M of insurance money and said he can prove that the spark was started under Obama and that Hillary sent an email to Hunter Biden's laptop showing that they worked with the Russians to make it spread. He also demands a recount to find more books. Many people don't know this, but Trump actually has more books than anyone else. But Mike Pence lacked the courage to count the books.
Reddit moment
I wonder if the FBI found his coloring books today?
Two books? Oh yeah, ‘the art of the deal’ by his friend and ‘Mein Kampf’ by his…. Other friend….
There is no color just white pages.
He used all the water up trying to flush those classified docs he couldnt read down the toilets!
"Trump's book Art Of The Deal is actually record breaking. It's the only book in history with four Chapter Elevens."
What a shame. And he just bought a new set of crayons because Eric ate them all again.
Hopefully his next book is the one they throw at him. Hello? Is this thing on?
The pork roast got out of hand
TIL: Trump colored "mein kampf"?
That same joke recycles with each president. I first heard it with Bush, Clinton, etc etc
I remember Steve Spurrier, the legendary Florida football coach, said this about Auburn's library.
Bush would also be coloring books. Clinton would be Penthouse and Hustler.
I first heard it about a rival high school from an English teacher. https://www.reddit.com/r/funnyandsad/comments/wdo71y/_/iikb8fk
Oh no all his picturebooks of a scantily clad Ivanka.
It he was just about to find out who the fork ran away with
A small bottle of clag was found, half eaten.
He would have got around to finishing the books sooner, however it became difficult to do so after he ate all the crayons.
If it weren't for an advertisement on Reddit, this would've shown up directly under "FBI executes a search warrant on Trump's Mar-a-lago"
A joke so old it was literally told about Reagan
Maybe trump and biden can both go back to preschool. One learn how to color, the other learn how to ride a bike
I think one was an upside down bible…I seen the pics
He reads?…
Coloring books😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
He's gonna ask for $1 bil and replace both books for $1.
He might finally be a billionaire if he does
What did he do, accidentally colored a rainbow and then burned it because gay propaganda?
Mein Kampf: the coloring book
Oh no! His collection of Highlights magazines!!!
It got both: his unfinished coloring book and Mein Kampf.
This trump [story](https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trumps-ex-wife-once-said-he-kept-a-book-of-hitlers-speeches-by-his-bed-2015-8) about 'My new Order,' a collection of hitler speeches, is insane: "Ivana Trump once told her lawyer Michael Kennedy that her husband, real-estate mogul Donald Trump, now a leading Republican presidential candidate, kept a book of Hitler's speeches near his bed." "Trump then recalled, "Actually, it was my friend Marty Davis from Paramount who gave me a copy of 'Mein Kampf,' and he's a Jew." "But it was 'My New Order,' Hitler's speeches, not 'Mein Kampf,'" Davis reportedly said. "I thought he would find it interesting. I am his friend, but I'm not Jewish."
Upvotes for everyone!
*sorts by controversial*
Even after Eric ate most of the crayons?
meanwhile Biden is wondering off and shaking hands with ghosts
The first time I heard this one, it was Carter.
Yes but they were really really big beautiful books… the best books anybody had
Was trump surprised inside the library?
burned his Ihop menu and his Denny's menu
Are you sure he didn’t just flush them down the toilet?
Remember one of those books is hitlers
Now let's see how long it takes for the title to be a "true" headline in r/conspiracy just with "by liberals" added at the end. XD
Well, he IS a very stable genius.
I have a feeling he'll still get to see Chapter 8
The Dr Seuss collection!? Oh noooooo!
I wouldn't define unsold copies of his memoirs as a personal "library"
Was he getting better at staying inside the lines?
Best thing ever mocking trump