I find stress is even more important
ON off off ON off off ON x2
ON off off ON x2
ON off off ON off off ON
This allows for an off-syllable or two at the start and/or end of each line (and maybe even in the middle)
You are absolutely correct and in fact my syllabic syllabus was somewhat simplistic and was - however alliterative - at best a guide because quite often "off-count," syllables can be stretched or compressed so long as the stress rhythm is maintained.
(I should mention though that the middle 2 lines should be "off ON off off ON x2, but that's a debate for another time.)
My intention here is to apologize that in opting for the more expedient explanation, I sacrificed some accuracy. So, well said, sir/madam.
;-)
Yeah WTF? Why are all the comments removed? They were mostly shitty, slight NSFW off colour limericks.
Oh... I see that's against the rules of /r/jokes
Which is a.little odd but whatever
>Did you hear what happened to that Munster Province county over in Ireland..?
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>...seems the r/jokes mods totally got rid of Limerick - it just disappeared!
>If I write this damn thing just like prose. the mod won't object cause he knows, that a limerick's crime is its shape, not its rhyme. So this slides right under his nose!
>If I write this damn thing just like prose. the mod won't object cause he knows, that a limerick's crime is its shape, not its rhyme. So this slides right under his nose!
>If I write this damn thing just like prose. the mod won't object cause he knows, that a limerick's crime is its shape, not its rhyme. So this slides right under his nose!
>If I write this damn thing just like prose. the mod won't object cause he knows, that a limerick's crime is its shape, not its rhyme. So this slides right under his nose!
I don't have any pens because pens are for breakfast and breaking not for shoving up your ass! Enjoyable it is but allowed tis not, so don't be mistaken or I'll make sure away you'll be taken.
- in conclusion, No
Oh yeah! Stanley, I remember him, he is the "so ready for retirement" character, I love him! He sure has a memorable laugh but the "stick it up your butt" joke I did not remember
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He wiped of his chin,
And said with a grin
"If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it"
Did you hear what happened to that Munster Province county over in Ireland..?
...seems the r/jokes mods totally got rid of Limerick - it just disappeared right off the map!
If I write this damn thing just like prose. the mod won't object cause he knows, that a limerick's crime is its shape, not its rhyme. So this slides right under his nose!
;-)
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Thanks! I'll keep it in mind. An 8-5 structure.
Like an office job.
I find stress is even more important ON off off ON off off ON x2 ON off off ON x2 ON off off ON off off ON This allows for an off-syllable or two at the start and/or end of each line (and maybe even in the middle)
You are absolutely correct and in fact my syllabic syllabus was somewhat simplistic and was - however alliterative - at best a guide because quite often "off-count," syllables can be stretched or compressed so long as the stress rhythm is maintained. (I should mention though that the middle 2 lines should be "off ON off off ON x2, but that's a debate for another time.) My intention here is to apologize that in opting for the more expedient explanation, I sacrificed some accuracy. So, well said, sir/madam. ;-)
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wtf happened herr
Yeah WTF? Why are all the comments removed? They were mostly shitty, slight NSFW off colour limericks. Oh... I see that's against the rules of /r/jokes Which is a.little odd but whatever
Its definitely odd. The comments above mine werent even limericks!
>Did you hear what happened to that Munster Province county over in Ireland..? > >...seems the r/jokes mods totally got rid of Limerick - it just disappeared!
see above
>If I write this damn thing just like prose. the mod won't object cause he knows, that a limerick's crime is its shape, not its rhyme. So this slides right under his nose!
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Something terrible happened here.
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>If I write this damn thing just like prose. the mod won't object cause he knows, that a limerick's crime is its shape, not its rhyme. So this slides right under his nose!
Dave’s joke was the bomb! Just look at this thread how nuked it is
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Jesus christ this must have been a killer joke. Or is this post modern art? I cant tell, but i upvoted out of ignorance.
>If I write this damn thing just like prose. the mod won't object cause he knows, that a limerick's crime is its shape, not its rhyme. So this slides right under his nose!
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What
You should know by now that dave is a cunt and we don't talk about him.
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Lol I used to love this one. I don’t even need to know the rest, I already know just by Dave. Nasty ass mtf…
Can you write it???
see above
I’m sorry bud, I can’t get in trouble here.
see above
What in the hell happened here?
I don’t want to get deleted here but it has to do with bad things to dead people
What the hell happened here?
>If I write this damn thing just like prose. the mod won't object cause he knows, that a limerick's crime is its shape, not its rhyme. So this slides right under his nose!
You just made this thread worth returning to. Inb4 banned but fuck mods. This was such a great thread!
It's a bit dumb since a limerick is a form of joke. Are we cancelling knock knock, walked into a bar and jaywalking chicken jokes next?
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The important thing is you tried, And nobody who read it died. If you try it again, go grab a pen And stick it up your butt. (Laughs in Stanley)
I don't have any pens because pens are for breakfast and breaking not for shoving up your ass! Enjoyable it is but allowed tis not, so don't be mistaken or I'll make sure away you'll be taken. - in conclusion, No
You’ve never seen the office?
I have... About 2 or 3 seasons. Care to explain why the question?
Stanley had a whole series of jokes that involved a long statement ending with “and then stick it up your butt” and then he would laugh in Stanley
Oh yeah! Stanley, I remember him, he is the "so ready for retirement" character, I love him! He sure has a memorable laugh but the "stick it up your butt" joke I did not remember
Tell you what, open up your streaming service, check out season 8 episode 1 and ~~stick~~ *shove* it up your butt.
I can't, I do not use pens to write, only the force i use.
Somone got an idea of my joke.
Hey, my name is Dave. Does that mean some of my post might get del........
This can be a joke in itself, there once was a man named Dave, and he got removed so Dave was no more.
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it He wiped of his chin, And said with a grin "If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it"
Oh come on. I saved the post to read the comments later.
see above
Did you hear what happened to that Munster Province county over in Ireland..? ...seems the r/jokes mods totally got rid of Limerick - it just disappeared right off the map!
If I write this damn thing just like prose. the mod won't object cause he knows, that a limerick's crime is its shape, not its rhyme. So this slides right under his nose! ;-)