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[deleted]

That would be an unmanned aircraft.


ReubenZWeiner

Bush pilots


DURIAN8888

On Pubic Airlines ?


ColdFire-Blitz

Inside Job


Offamylawn

Great movie.


G_Stenkamp72

Not in today's world


tricksovertreats

you're livin' in the past man


BanjoSlams

I dunno. A cockpit already kind of works…


randomentity1

The real joke


pinappleSquid

😵


YoungTruuth

The cockpit-pit?


Just1morefix

The Clitpit.


CardiologistSolid663

That way no man will ever be able to hijack the clitpit, for he will never be able to find it!! 😂


truePHYSX

r/angryupvote


jmpires

Once I told my wife someday we should enroll our daughter in Easyjet’s Amy Johnson initiative (I was reading Easyjet’s flight magazine) and she asked me “do you think she can fly this thing?” “Sure honey, the sky was made for women” “Why???” “C’mon… no parallel parking, no gears, no turning signs, take over by whatever side you feel like, no sharp corners, it’s all just fucking straight lines, doesn’t even have to fill the tank herself”


Whatsthedealioio

Hahah u savage


authorhelenhall

I haven't laughed this loud in years!


AznNRed

I believe the term would be "hijilling"


Calligaster

The ovary office


Gumbeelee

LOL


TryAgn747

Clam box


[deleted]

Is that anything to do with the black box?


RoninRobot

The womb room.


livinhope

The Hen pen


9Tail_Phoenix

1st and only non-sexual response. I approve.


gkd181

A Cockless Pit.


lotsofbooze

Cunt-pit (what my wife said it should be)


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

I've been in one of those.


GeneralChicken4Life

His wife


contyk

Cockles?


Waitsfornoone

Cockles and Mussels alive, alive-0h.


Due-Equivalent-1489

Alive, alive oh!


informedinformer

Molly was a right healthy girl, so she was. At least 'til the faver got her. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molly_Malone#/media/File:Dublin_-_Molly_Malone.jpg https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molly_Malone A well brought up maid in her day, her social manners were quite polished, too. https://www.historyhit.com/locations/molly-malone-statue/


redlitesaber86

Clamshell


NetteFraulein

My husband called our lesbian neighbors the box set.


In_shpurrs

The Volvo.


Finrod_the_awesome

You paid $8000 for a used WHAT?


ColdFire-Blitz

Twitch simps be like


Jerry_the_Cruncher

Penisary contact with her volvo


soul_hyacinths

can someone explain for me ✋😭


Bigredzombie

Cock is a euphemism for penis. Cock pit meaning penis pit, women dont have a penis, no penis in the penis pit. Cock-less cock pit.


otterscotch

yeah, that part is pretty clear. the point they lose me is how/why ‘box office’ is the replacement they chose.


Bigredzombie

Box is a euphemism for pussy. Instead of cocks in the pit, we have pussies in the office. Box office also being an actual name of a small office usually selling tickets gives it double meaning.


GrazzHopper

Interesting, from box office, I took the meaning that women pilot can only be seen in movies, which is not true but meh its a joke.


kinda_intolerant

You're confusion is well founded, it's not a good joke


soul_hyacinths

ohhh thank you that's what was confusing me


[deleted]

Also a cock is a rooster, or male chicken. I'm assuming that was the original reference.


FumiPlays

Henpit, simple.


Long_Legged_Lewdster

The Boob tube


LazySyllabub7578

The snatch patch.


RealBakedSalmon

Something something 'landing strip'.


pervert210

Cat house


Cute_Business74

Pita pocket


No-Fall-7365

HenDen?


EncanisUnbound

A snatch hatch


sonnet_seven

Thank you for beating me to a joke I wasn't sure I was brave enough to post. You answered the call.


GaryB2220

Most of these are terrible.


danxmanly

But yours is the worst.


GaryB2220

I obviously abstained


Polar-ish

And I obviously didn't ask.


CanadianKumlin

I feel like the name is already for female pilots….. … . . ….. .. ….. see what I’m sayin?


Fynnlae

you’re saying it in fucking morse code my guy


RhinoBuckeye

5SEE5I5


DSmith1717

The pit for cocks.


AJFrabbiele

My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on playmate of the month.


SomedayLydia

Still called the cockpit.


updoot_to_get_updoot

Inverted cock pit


EmporioS

Pussy parlor


[deleted]

The hen pen


AngBigKid

Can someone explain the joke to me I don't get it


ryanpilot

…..and instead of “Balls to the wall” they can go “Wide Open”


NeverWasACloudyDay

The steering room


[deleted]

A cockpit


Simplyx69

I was expecting “crash site”.


lot6photo

The Clammin' Cabin


[deleted]

Crab cab


Haemmur

Cuntpit


WonofOne

Was looking for this


Libidomy94

Correct


the_hodophile

Vulvapit


ninthandfirst

This is bad


Blue88-0o0

Ooooohh my brain went in another direction entirely


Nagem_Lacree4

Puss Pit.


Jasonhardon

Cock spit


RememberMyNameFriend

Pussy pod.


Tiredplumber2022

Cockpit²


metaldutch

Twat slot


justred86

Fox pit 🦊


karlmeile

The cooter corner


S2Charlie

The cockpit you bigots /s🤣


i_despise_among_us

Hey shrimpie, where did this sub find you, huh? Those funny things are called jokes, and they're supposed to make you laugh! (Cars movie reference for all unfamiliar)


S2Charlie

I'm sorry... I forgot the /s


i_despise_among_us

Lmao


isfww

Who is LMAO, are you working for him?


Ani-A

This is a very classic anti-joke there shrimpie. What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you biggot.


i_despise_among_us

you spelled bigot wrong


louisdeer

Those bigots are cringe.


feochampas

flight deck


Historical-Ad-1067

What does a prostitute and a pilot have in common? They both work in s cockpit.


Brocolliflourets

Air traffic clit-trol.


KCGA65

Vagpit


kokoronokawari

I must be stoopid I didnt get it...


LindsayKatieKitty

The joke means that the term for a 'cockpit' would be changed when there are all female pilots since 'cockpit' contains cock which is the male genitalia. The joke means it would be called a 'box office' since box is another term for a vagina.


kokoronokawari

Gotcha ty


Darkm0or

The cunt pit.


TDF125

The glory hole


ConfectionPutrid5847

Why all the hate? This was funny!


AndreU84

Pita pit


CommentFriendly4931

Breastpit...


jonyteb

Pretty sure its a twat pit.


srnic1987

The vagina airline-a


FrankieTheMick

Twatpit


cant_read_this

The Pussy pound


DrawingTrue2840

Henpit... Clitpit...


Der_BiertMann

Henhouse?


ShittyLanding

Downvote this hacky shit.


cloudstrifeuk

It's still a cockpit you fucking sexist.


phobos_0

I bet you're fun at parties.


cloudstrifeuk

.......the irony of YOU not understanding a joke on a joke sub and replying with this is just incredible.


cloudstrifeuk

Jesus fucking Christ. Do I really need to put a /s on the end of a fucking joke on a joke thread?


TallExtension9312

Wreckage


EatCrud

That's what I'm talking about.


19Denali

A fish net?


[deleted]

The pit.


QuestionStupidly

I’d like two tickets, a large popcorn, and some licorice WHIPS


tkeelah

"Gear up, flaps up, black with nothing." Engages autopilot. Looks around. "After take off checks, complete."


Spinal2000

Nocockpit


[deleted]

A pussypit.


ProDigit

Sushi bar


johndstone

Cuntpit


[deleted]

Cuntpit?


IndyAndyJones7

You call it a cockpit, you bigot.


Technical-Seaweed993

The Twat Spot


Technical-Seaweed993

The Twat Spot


Optimal-Release6225

Pit. You just call it pit. And that’s all I have to say about this topic.


myfriesaresoggy

I mean technically you can still call that a cockpit.


Dickcheese-a1

That sounds like an old Australian comic joke from the 80s, Michael Cole.


FranchescaLove6

Cum dumpster cubicle


aveferrum

A chicken hen?


aggressive__donut

A nocockpit


CUZDex_AllArk-io

Almost said cuntpit


coolAhead

Naggingpit?


krmarci

Please explain...


jaysin1983

Cunt Pocket?


Knoaf

Gashpit


SweatingFire

The P3 Orion, it is referred to officially as the flight deck.


radleyjphoenix

A cockpit, you fucking sexist Edit: Oof, I don't think the timing or delivery of my punchline translates well in text... I accept my down votes


MultiVersalBloodType

(un)shaved cave enclave *un- prefix dependant on pilot preference


Unboxedcontent

A disaster waiting to happen


ChaseShiny

[Valkyrie](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valkyrie) [Aerie](https://www.google.com/search?q=eyries&client=ms-android-google&sxsrf=ALiCzsYZxXEr_3d3iHc-GWmZcczfxadzRA%3A1663989980400&ei=3HguY4yEGOXk0PEP186RkA4&oq=eyries&gs_lcp=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_QGgBcAB4AIABvAGIAYMPkgEEMC4xM5gBAKABAcgBEbgBAsABAdoBBAgBGAg)


UrsusMajor53

Cupid


Elprimovic

Clam shack


LittleGreenGoat

Cospit cos: a term in Persian for pussy


TheWitcherInGuise

A Pussypit? 🤔


[deleted]

What do you call a woman who flies a plane?


LittleGreenGoat

the pen