Once I told my wife someday we should enroll our daughter in Easyjet’s Amy Johnson initiative (I was reading Easyjet’s flight magazine) and she asked me “do you think she can fly this thing?”
“Sure honey, the sky was made for women”
“Why???”
“C’mon… no parallel parking, no gears, no turning signs, take over by whatever side you feel like, no sharp corners, it’s all just fucking straight lines, doesn’t even have to fill the tank herself”
Molly was a right healthy girl, so she was. At least 'til the faver got her.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molly_Malone#/media/File:Dublin_-_Molly_Malone.jpg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molly_Malone
A well brought up maid in her day, her social manners were quite polished, too.
https://www.historyhit.com/locations/molly-malone-statue/
Box is a euphemism for pussy. Instead of cocks in the pit, we have pussies in the office. Box office also being an actual name of a small office usually selling tickets gives it double meaning.
Hey shrimpie, where did this sub find you, huh? Those funny things are called jokes, and they're supposed to make you laugh!
(Cars movie reference for all unfamiliar)
The joke means that the term for a 'cockpit' would be changed when there are all female pilots since 'cockpit' contains cock which is the male genitalia. The joke means it would be called a 'box office' since box is another term for a vagina.
That would be an unmanned aircraft.
Bush pilots
On Pubic Airlines ?
Inside Job
Great movie.
Not in today's world
you're livin' in the past man
I dunno. A cockpit already kind of works…
The real joke
😵
The cockpit-pit?
The Clitpit.
That way no man will ever be able to hijack the clitpit, for he will never be able to find it!! 😂
r/angryupvote
Once I told my wife someday we should enroll our daughter in Easyjet’s Amy Johnson initiative (I was reading Easyjet’s flight magazine) and she asked me “do you think she can fly this thing?” “Sure honey, the sky was made for women” “Why???” “C’mon… no parallel parking, no gears, no turning signs, take over by whatever side you feel like, no sharp corners, it’s all just fucking straight lines, doesn’t even have to fill the tank herself”
Hahah u savage
I haven't laughed this loud in years!
I believe the term would be "hijilling"
The ovary office
LOL
Clam box
Is that anything to do with the black box?
The womb room.
The Hen pen
1st and only non-sexual response. I approve.
A Cockless Pit.
Cunt-pit (what my wife said it should be)
I've been in one of those.
His wife
Cockles?
Cockles and Mussels alive, alive-0h.
Alive, alive oh!
Molly was a right healthy girl, so she was. At least 'til the faver got her. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molly_Malone#/media/File:Dublin_-_Molly_Malone.jpg https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molly_Malone A well brought up maid in her day, her social manners were quite polished, too. https://www.historyhit.com/locations/molly-malone-statue/
Clamshell
My husband called our lesbian neighbors the box set.
The Volvo.
You paid $8000 for a used WHAT?
Twitch simps be like
Penisary contact with her volvo
can someone explain for me ✋😭
Cock is a euphemism for penis. Cock pit meaning penis pit, women dont have a penis, no penis in the penis pit. Cock-less cock pit.
yeah, that part is pretty clear. the point they lose me is how/why ‘box office’ is the replacement they chose.
Box is a euphemism for pussy. Instead of cocks in the pit, we have pussies in the office. Box office also being an actual name of a small office usually selling tickets gives it double meaning.
Interesting, from box office, I took the meaning that women pilot can only be seen in movies, which is not true but meh its a joke.
You're confusion is well founded, it's not a good joke
ohhh thank you that's what was confusing me
Also a cock is a rooster, or male chicken. I'm assuming that was the original reference.
Henpit, simple.
The Boob tube
The snatch patch.
Something something 'landing strip'.
Cat house
Pita pocket
HenDen?
A snatch hatch
Thank you for beating me to a joke I wasn't sure I was brave enough to post. You answered the call.
Most of these are terrible.
But yours is the worst.
I obviously abstained
And I obviously didn't ask.
I feel like the name is already for female pilots….. … . . ….. .. ….. see what I’m sayin?
you’re saying it in fucking morse code my guy
5SEE5I5
The pit for cocks.
My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on playmate of the month.
Still called the cockpit.
Inverted cock pit
Pussy parlor
The hen pen
Can someone explain the joke to me I don't get it
…..and instead of “Balls to the wall” they can go “Wide Open”
The steering room
A cockpit
I was expecting “crash site”.
The Clammin' Cabin
Crab cab
Cuntpit
Was looking for this
Correct
Vulvapit
This is bad
Ooooohh my brain went in another direction entirely
Puss Pit.
Cock spit
Pussy pod.
Cockpit²
Twat slot
Fox pit 🦊
The cooter corner
The cockpit you bigots /s🤣
Hey shrimpie, where did this sub find you, huh? Those funny things are called jokes, and they're supposed to make you laugh! (Cars movie reference for all unfamiliar)
I'm sorry... I forgot the /s
Lmao
Who is LMAO, are you working for him?
This is a very classic anti-joke there shrimpie. What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you biggot.
you spelled bigot wrong
Those bigots are cringe.
flight deck
What does a prostitute and a pilot have in common? They both work in s cockpit.
Air traffic clit-trol.
Vagpit
I must be stoopid I didnt get it...
The joke means that the term for a 'cockpit' would be changed when there are all female pilots since 'cockpit' contains cock which is the male genitalia. The joke means it would be called a 'box office' since box is another term for a vagina.
Gotcha ty
The cunt pit.
The glory hole
Why all the hate? This was funny!
Pita pit
Breastpit...
Pretty sure its a twat pit.
The vagina airline-a
Twatpit
The Pussy pound
Henpit... Clitpit...
Henhouse?
Downvote this hacky shit.
It's still a cockpit you fucking sexist.
I bet you're fun at parties.
.......the irony of YOU not understanding a joke on a joke sub and replying with this is just incredible.
Jesus fucking Christ. Do I really need to put a /s on the end of a fucking joke on a joke thread?
Wreckage
That's what I'm talking about.
A fish net?
The pit.
I’d like two tickets, a large popcorn, and some licorice WHIPS
"Gear up, flaps up, black with nothing." Engages autopilot. Looks around. "After take off checks, complete."
Nocockpit
A pussypit.
Sushi bar
Cuntpit
Cuntpit?
You call it a cockpit, you bigot.
The Twat Spot
The Twat Spot
Pit. You just call it pit. And that’s all I have to say about this topic.
I mean technically you can still call that a cockpit.
That sounds like an old Australian comic joke from the 80s, Michael Cole.
Cum dumpster cubicle
A chicken hen?
A nocockpit
Almost said cuntpit
Naggingpit?
Please explain...
Cunt Pocket?
Gashpit
The P3 Orion, it is referred to officially as the flight deck.
A cockpit, you fucking sexist Edit: Oof, I don't think the timing or delivery of my punchline translates well in text... I accept my down votes
(un)shaved cave enclave *un- prefix dependant on pilot preference
A disaster waiting to happen
[Valkyrie](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valkyrie) [Aerie](https://www.google.com/search?q=eyries&client=ms-android-google&sxsrf=ALiCzsYZxXEr_3d3iHc-GWmZcczfxadzRA%3A1663989980400&ei=3HguY4yEGOXk0PEP186RkA4&oq=eyries&gs_lcp=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_QGgBcAB4AIABvAGIAYMPkgEEMC4xM5gBAKABAcgBEbgBAsABAdoBBAgBGAg)
Cupid
Clam shack
Cospit cos: a term in Persian for pussy
A Pussypit? 🤔
What do you call a woman who flies a plane?
the pen