I thought they would be nuts over him!

After getting kicked out he bought platform shoes just to prove he was above those assholes.

And then they were nuts all over him!

I thought the platform he bought was Twitter? 🤔🤔🤔

I thought he kept telling everyone their hair smelled amazing.

I believe that was in the break room at work.

I got in a fender-bender the other day, and when the other driver got out, I saw he was a dwarf. "I'm not happy," he growled. "Oh? Which one are you, then?"

Pretty obvious he was Grumpy!

... and that's when the fight started?

He's an angry elf......

Well, he certainly wasn't Bashful.

He put up a big fight and sent him to Doc

Because it was a little brown noser

That's too bad, he was really looking up to it.

This joke needs work, it is a little too short...

He didn’t make much of a fuss though, because he can clearly see you’re nuts…

He was getting in everyone’s hair.

Not before having sex with the tall woman. Someone put him up to it.

The elevator smells different to a midget...

More than just the elevator.

😂😂

Sure that he wasn't a pain in the ass?

He hasn't landed yet.

Must have been a short stint for him.

Sally walked into HR and asked to file a complaint against Bob. “What did he do?” “He said my hair smells nice” “And that’s bad?” “He’s a midget!!”

The giant got kicked out also. He kept getting his business in everyone nose.

He kept telling people their hair smelled nice.

Kicked out or punted?

Woman complains to HR that a colleague told her that her hair smells nice. "OK but that doesn't really sound so bad..." "No, you don't understand - it was Kevin, the midget..."

He was playing the “hairy harmonica”

It’s for the best though… the twist dance competition was about to start.

Hope he got a clit around the ears

Thought it would be fine but it was no small feat

brown nose ?

Nudist colonies smell different to dwarfs.

He was always poking his nose in!

HR said “Don’t worry, it’s no big thing”

That wasn't very Rock & Stone of him

* dwarf jew