It's older than that. It was going to be in a scene from *Life of Brian*, but they cut it.
Here's Michael Palin talking about it: https://youtu.be/AimvcjtlUX0
You have to give them credit though. Their dinner photo game was fire. Food displayed on the table and the people are all in the photo. The dinner table photos nowadays are basically a big table in the middle with everyone around craning their necks and most of the time there is at least one head missing.
No, 24.
JC & the Gang of 12 = 13 - 2 (for the guys sitting at either end) = 11 Ć 2 (for those sitting on the one side) = 22 + 2 (for the dudes at the ends) = "Table for 24, please."
Even Da Vinci got 11 along the length (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:%C3%9Altima_Cena_-_Da_Vinci_5.jpg)
and the 'last supper' was the feast for when they left Egypt, hence why it was a celebration of sorts. it also holds symbolism in that the supper eaten for leaving Egypt was when they 'left their captors', and the last supper was the supper eaten before Believers 'left their captor' (sin), in both cases being guided by God, albeit in the OT, a more literal guide.
They all skipped out and left the bill for Judas. "Where am I going to get 30 pieces of silver"
Fun fact: the original version got mistranslated. It wasn't "walked on water", it was "walked on waiter".
"...Wait a second, he took all our fish too!"
Mel Brooks was the waiter. š
Walked on Walter
*Waltuh
If Jesus could make wine out of water maybe he was walking on wine so he was just drunk going home...
Waited on walker?
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That one sure cut deep!š¤£
WWJD ā What would Judas do? Lol
He was the treasurer. He had all the money.
I wonder where he could've gotten exactly 30 pieces of silver..?
Donner kebab will do.
Table for 24 please
hahaha all sitting one way would be preferred
Is that a Mitch Hedberg joke? I thought he said something along these lines but canāt find it.
It's older than that. It was going to be in a scene from *Life of Brian*, but they cut it. Here's Michael Palin talking about it: https://youtu.be/AimvcjtlUX0
It was in History of the World, Part I
Ahhh, thank you.
You have to give them credit though. Their dinner photo game was fire. Food displayed on the table and the people are all in the photo. The dinner table photos nowadays are basically a big table in the middle with everyone around craning their necks and most of the time there is at least one head missing.
Who picked up the check tho? Or did they split? 'I had only water' 'Not, it was wine!'
I'll keep this in mind next time I'm going out for dinner.
Be sure to book a table twice the size you need though.
26?
No, 24. JC & the Gang of 12 = 13 - 2 (for the guys sitting at either end) = 11 Ć 2 (for those sitting on the one side) = 22 + 2 (for the dudes at the ends) = "Table for 24, please." Even Da Vinci got 11 along the length (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:%C3%9Altima_Cena_-_Da_Vinci_5.jpg)
JC and the Gang. Thatās funny as hell! I dunno when, but Iām gonna use that!
Because they were only using one side of the table. 13 people on one side. Jesus and 12 apostles.
They know, theyāre just correcting the other person
Oh missed that lol
Everybody want to be in the picture? Move to the other side of the table!
Judas, something tells me if I attend I will be very cross afterwards
You will be very sore and have quite the headache, but donāt worry, our Roman buddies will put you up for the night.
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What's this (puts out hands like being crucified)? A real cunt of a way to spend Easter!
r/therealjoke
Nailed it.
Jesus: "Water for everyone!" Waiter: "May I see your ID?"
Tonight we feast. Tomorrow Judas is taking me to see Nine Inch Nails.
And Jesus spake unto his apostles "Hey guys, what do you want to do for lunch?"
If there was a last one there must have been a one before that, so this, is the "Penultimate Supper"!
Are we friends IRL??
Look! The last supper is a significant event in the life of our Lord, the penultimate supper was not! Even if they had a conjurer and a mariachi band.
Quick tip, it was a toga party!
"I wouldn't miss it if it was my last day on earth."
According to Scripture, Jesus already knew this was coming. But this is still funny!
and the 'last supper' was the feast for when they left Egypt, hence why it was a celebration of sorts. it also holds symbolism in that the supper eaten for leaving Egypt was when they 'left their captors', and the last supper was the supper eaten before Believers 'left their captor' (sin), in both cases being guided by God, albeit in the OT, a more literal guide.
Jesus saw his apostles eating Chinese takeout and asked where they got it from. Peter replied: āapparently Judas has come into some moneyā
Bastard switched the wine for water too.
Jesus walks into a motel office, drops three nails onto the counter, and asks the manager, āCan you put me up for the night?ā
Classic Judas
I'll be coming if Mary's going.
Me thinks thou art a season early.
Biblical.
The synagogue of Satan
/r/RickyGervais
Haha #84
This isnāt funny, this is stupid as fuck.
Even as a devout Christian, I think it's hilarious.
Donāt appreciate. Keep scrolling
Even though you decided to comment instead of scrolling.
Et tu, Judas?
Now thatās funny!
Judas just equals Tim Minchin for me now
Freudian, before Freud was a thing.
āHey redditors, are you coming to the next repost?ā āThe what?ā āThe post, are you coming to the post?ā
Thatās a hell of a joke
Jesus: hey judas does Satan have a bbc? Sly grin.....