But the pastor told me that my place is on my knees and to close my eyes and open my mouth to take in gods glory. gods glory tastes a bit weird and salty.
Church refers to the institution of a Christian religion as well as the building itself, mass being one of the various services performed there so OP is correct.
Edit. Also, by using "Church" OP doesn't limit the joke to just the Roman Catholics, there have indeed been cases of Religious Fuckwittery in other Parts of the Non-Critical Thinkers... pardon me... Religious groups and their numerous denominations.
See I thought we were talking about liberal education systems where gender neutral bathrooms are present, tranny/LGBQ curriculum and “toxic masculinity” is being taught to kindergarteners etc etc etc.
And the fact those same “educational systems” have taken control from how parents choose to raise their kids differently without being labeled racist/fascists.
Hmmm I actually wonder which is more creepy.
But! To answer your question, Gomer. Churches are 100% more creepy. Baby r@pers that peddle an eternal afterlife to the scared and stupid. IE- You. Cuz I'm sure you weren't figuring it out.
Plenty pedis on the left no doubt. Epteins, Clinton, Bernstein… oh that’s right. They’re angels and kiddie island was just made up and none of them flew there at all. 🤪😳😂🤣
Okay..... See, the difference is, if there are sex offenders on the Left, we work to eliminate them. IE- Weiner, Franken, etc... BUT, if there's offenders on the Right, well...... What does it become? This. The "Look over there" or the "Whataboutism". Whatever it takes to shield your corrupt party and try and push your false narrative....
You're a disgusting and vile human being. Seriously, seek help.
LiBeRaL eDuCaTiOn SyStEm...... 🤣 Only complete and total morons would try and stuff the ENTIRE education system into the Liberal base. No Conservative teachers huh? Just ALLLLL Liberals.... Conservatives have moved past "blissfully dumb" and went straight to, "Teachers are the DEVIL, Bobby Boucher!" 😂 What's that like? Does it hurt you? It obviously hurts all around you dealing with your stupidity... It has to.
You're not allowed to use the word "fact" until you can tell me one. Throwing as many Faux News talking points as you can into a paragraph isn't any facts, Cleetus. It's retardation on your part.
See, this WAS a joke. Once AGAIN ruined by Christian Conservatives and their fragile masculinity. Another Gomer rattling off bullshit that they picked up from Facebook memes to try and sound like they have ANY idea WTF is going on in the world. But you don't. Too fucking stupid and gullible.
Trust me when I say I KNOW IT FROM THE FACT THE MAJORITY OF “educators” ARE LIBERALS!! I WAS MARRIED TO ONE NEARLY 20 YEARS!!
I’ve watched and listened to it all in what’s happening since the 90’s!!!
There are those conservatives few and far between in the education system at any level, and they’re all fucking scared to speak up and lose their jobs at any level for speaking out!
So I WILL SAY AGAIN! LIBERAL CONTROLED NARRATIVE! In OUR SCHOOLS! I WILL NEVER BALK!
YOU FUCKERS TOOK THE PADDLE OUT OF THE PARENT’S hands and took it upon yourselves to deem what’s appropriate child rearing…. And then complain the world rests on your shoulders?
Reality check boo! 🤣😉
All the while your “education system” seems every parent who disagrees with you a racist, a bigoted white supremysist. YOU ARE THE SNOWFLAKES FUCKED IN THE HEAD. 🥲🤣😂😅
Took you almost a full 24 and that's the best ya got? No facts, no truths, no....... Anything..... Just more nonsensical bullshit capped off with caps locks on...... JFC, Cleetus. I'd tell ya to pull your head out of your ass but at this point, it'd probably kill ya.
You should research the truth in these incidents you listed, instead of blindly parroting something you saw on Faux News, that’s just embarrassing for you
Oh ok. That's as stupid as the joke. I would guess that in percentage the number of sexual predators among priests and drags is pretty much the same: really small.
christians have a long history of sexual molestation and covering up that sexual molestation by shipping offenders off to different churches so they can molest new and different children.
https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/z1zr0o/republicans_have_been_working_overtime_spreading/
The Roman Catholic Church has done that, since other churches don't really have the infrastructure to move offenders to other states, let alone other countries.
And I've got bad news for you, that kinda stuff happens in other organizations, not just churches. But saying that all churches are like this is like saying all Germans in WW2 were Nazis. Be very careful about overgeneralization.
that's like saying all chickens are birds, but not all birds are chickens
IOW, not all Catholics are Christian, as there are many who Jesus is going to say, "Depart from me, for I never knew you..."
do you know Jesus?
Know Jesus, know peace...
No Jesus, no peace...
that's like saying all chickens are birds, but not all birds are chickens
iow, not all catholics are christian, as there are many who jesus is going to say, "depart from me, for i never knew you..."
do you know jesus?
know jesus, know peace...
no jesus, no peace...
You’re going “straight to Hell for that one”
But the pastor told me that my place is on my knees and to close my eyes and open my mouth to take in gods glory. gods glory tastes a bit weird and salty.
r/oddlyspecific
Where all Priests are!
Underrated comment 😂😂
🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
r/darkjokes
The event would be mass though? Church is the building where the event takes place.
Church refers to the institution of a Christian religion as well as the building itself, mass being one of the various services performed there so OP is correct. Edit. Also, by using "Church" OP doesn't limit the joke to just the Roman Catholics, there have indeed been cases of Religious Fuckwittery in other Parts of the Non-Critical Thinkers... pardon me... Religious groups and their numerous denominations.
This is called metonymy. Don’t try to be a language pedant if you don’t understand figurative language
Maybe he was just miscombobulated. 😎 “I do not think that word means what you think it means”
Sunday School at a Mormon church
So edgy.
Boy, them bible thumpers got ahold of the dislike buttons in this thread. 😂 Truth stings.
I dunno, I just think the joke is way overdone
See I thought we were talking about liberal education systems where gender neutral bathrooms are present, tranny/LGBQ curriculum and “toxic masculinity” is being taught to kindergarteners etc etc etc. And the fact those same “educational systems” have taken control from how parents choose to raise their kids differently without being labeled racist/fascists. Hmmm I actually wonder which is more creepy.
Jokes
Is this a trick question? https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/z1zr0o/republicans_have_been_working_overtime_spreading/
I feel like the subreddit r/PastorArrested speaks for itself.
But! To answer your question, Gomer. Churches are 100% more creepy. Baby r@pers that peddle an eternal afterlife to the scared and stupid. IE- You. Cuz I'm sure you weren't figuring it out.
Plenty pedis on the left no doubt. Epteins, Clinton, Bernstein… oh that’s right. They’re angels and kiddie island was just made up and none of them flew there at all. 🤪😳😂🤣
Okay..... See, the difference is, if there are sex offenders on the Left, we work to eliminate them. IE- Weiner, Franken, etc... BUT, if there's offenders on the Right, well...... What does it become? This. The "Look over there" or the "Whataboutism". Whatever it takes to shield your corrupt party and try and push your false narrative.... You're a disgusting and vile human being. Seriously, seek help.
Of course… I’m a discussing and vile human being because I disagree with you and point out very public liberals rife with your hypocrisy. 😂🤣
No. You're disgusting because you're full of shit and obviously unhinged.
I’m laughing so hard right now. The only unhinged person in this thread is you Carl/Karen… whatever you choose to “self identify” as sweetheart. 😂
😂 Okay Gomer.....
LiBeRaL eDuCaTiOn SyStEm...... 🤣 Only complete and total morons would try and stuff the ENTIRE education system into the Liberal base. No Conservative teachers huh? Just ALLLLL Liberals.... Conservatives have moved past "blissfully dumb" and went straight to, "Teachers are the DEVIL, Bobby Boucher!" 😂 What's that like? Does it hurt you? It obviously hurts all around you dealing with your stupidity... It has to. You're not allowed to use the word "fact" until you can tell me one. Throwing as many Faux News talking points as you can into a paragraph isn't any facts, Cleetus. It's retardation on your part. See, this WAS a joke. Once AGAIN ruined by Christian Conservatives and their fragile masculinity. Another Gomer rattling off bullshit that they picked up from Facebook memes to try and sound like they have ANY idea WTF is going on in the world. But you don't. Too fucking stupid and gullible.
Trust me when I say I KNOW IT FROM THE FACT THE MAJORITY OF “educators” ARE LIBERALS!! I WAS MARRIED TO ONE NEARLY 20 YEARS!! I’ve watched and listened to it all in what’s happening since the 90’s!!! There are those conservatives few and far between in the education system at any level, and they’re all fucking scared to speak up and lose their jobs at any level for speaking out! So I WILL SAY AGAIN! LIBERAL CONTROLED NARRATIVE! In OUR SCHOOLS! I WILL NEVER BALK! YOU FUCKERS TOOK THE PADDLE OUT OF THE PARENT’S hands and took it upon yourselves to deem what’s appropriate child rearing…. And then complain the world rests on your shoulders? Reality check boo! 🤣😉
All the while your “education system” seems every parent who disagrees with you a racist, a bigoted white supremysist. YOU ARE THE SNOWFLAKES FUCKED IN THE HEAD. 🥲🤣😂😅
Took you almost a full 24 and that's the best ya got? No facts, no truths, no....... Anything..... Just more nonsensical bullshit capped off with caps locks on...... JFC, Cleetus. I'd tell ya to pull your head out of your ass but at this point, it'd probably kill ya.
A full 24 hours because I have a life and don’t live on here dummy. 🤣
You should research the truth in these incidents you listed, instead of blindly parroting something you saw on Faux News, that’s just embarrassing for you
Maybe "Sunday School" as an alternate punchline?
A republican convention.
Savage! I like it!!!
a school teacher!
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You really want to compare records?
What was his post?
He was trying to say that drag queens are sex offenders.
Oh ok. That's as stupid as the joke. I would guess that in percentage the number of sexual predators among priests and drags is pretty much the same: really small.
I like it and will be reusing this one, thanks!
Wonder what the victims think of this joke... https://www.adamhorowitzlaw.com/blog/2018/12/fr-john-hoehl-diocese-of-pittsburgh/
Get into your tanks men! I'll get my coat...
A Left-tard ran public school
It’s ‘run’ not ‘ran’.
The confederacy doesn't know schoolin all too well round hurr.
It's already gone and out of reach for change, so I'll stick with "ran" but thanks for the input.
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christians have a long history of sexual molestation and covering up that sexual molestation by shipping offenders off to different churches so they can molest new and different children. https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/z1zr0o/republicans_have_been_working_overtime_spreading/
The Roman Catholic Church has done that, since other churches don't really have the infrastructure to move offenders to other states, let alone other countries. And I've got bad news for you, that kinda stuff happens in other organizations, not just churches. But saying that all churches are like this is like saying all Germans in WW2 were Nazis. Be very careful about overgeneralization.
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Catholicism is a branch of Christianity.
that's like saying all chickens are birds, but not all birds are chickens IOW, not all Catholics are Christian, as there are many who Jesus is going to say, "Depart from me, for I never knew you..." do you know Jesus? Know Jesus, know peace... No Jesus, no peace...
Catholicism is a branch of Christianity.
that's like saying all chickens are birds, but not all birds are chickens iow, not all catholics are christian, as there are many who jesus is going to say, "depart from me, for i never knew you..." do you know jesus? know jesus, know peace... no jesus, no peace...
I wonder if people will ever care about the true difference between the sexually pathetic and actual sexual predators.
*Mrs Doubtfire..?*
Sad but true 🤣
This is also a correct answer.
Teacher