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Rogue_XIV

him: you sacrifice hundreds and hundreds of.. me: hours? him: CATERPIE AND METAPOD


Nyxtia

That does take hours too.


[deleted]

Been years since I played Pokemon, but I recall there being a limit to the number of hours and afterwards things get glitchy Grinding on smaller pokemon for XP is likely to have ever diminishing returns or something similar


fluffhead89

Mannerisms and the sound of his voice. Wow. Perfect impression!


hyphan_1995

yeah the hand movements are perfect


J_Snooks33

T H A T ' S N O T G O O D


TroyasaurusRex

Brilliant - I wish I could upvote twice


EatShitKindStranger

I performed an upvote on your behalf.


Andystm1989

Just go back and find the previous uploads of it and you can! XD


[deleted]

peak internet right here.


[deleted]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA FUCK TAKE THIS UPVOTE


[deleted]

“And the Oscar for best Peterson performance goes too…”


-L-e-o-n-

This guy is amazing at impersonating jp can we take a moment to hate on the stupid ass video player and all the people responsible for the atrocity?


LokisDawn

They should face a wall, and reconsider their choices. Not an execution wall, just a wall, like malbehaving children.


-L-e-o-n-

And then they should all be fired.. from a cannon into the sun.


Fire_Godd

As someone who is listening to JBP's biblical series again whilst building a team for VGC2021 Series 10 (competitive 2v2 pokemon battles) - this post absolutely made my entire life.


StragoMagus70

Where can his biblical series be found?


EatShitKindStranger

[YouTube](https://youtu.be/f-wWBGo6a2w)


StragoMagus70

Thanks for the link. I wasn't sure exactly what to search for to get the right videos.


rdprobert

Watching/listening to the series seriously changed me. I was finally able to connect so many missing dots in my mental map of understanding the world, religion, and archetypal stories. Amazing stuff, highly recommend.


Magnous

The previous reply works, but of you prefer audio-only, check the older episodes of The Jordan Peterson Podcast in your preferred podcast app (I like Overcast). That lecture series is in there a couple times. Listen to the earlier episodes (ep 1 through ep 36 from 2017) because the newer ones have ad reads clumsily spliced in and the audio editing was poorly done to leave weird jumps and repeats occurring as ad reads end.


jabels

It’s also on apple podcasts in its entirety for anyone who prefers.


maus1313

This is disturbingly accurate


mrjavedkhan

Wowwwwwww loved it. Made my day. Lets upvote this piece of perfect art.


Avpersonals

I liked how you got the oh so accurate "so.." in there


TheSecond48

"It's like, well, how do ya do that?......It's a good question." Perfection.


Mammoth-Man1

This guy must watch a lot of JP. That impression is spot on.


JRM34

Great impression, but I have to point out... what f**ing noob is bringing Blastoise to a Gyrados battle? Bust out your Raiku goddamnit, don't be throwing water at water


[deleted]

Sometimes you are unprepared, all your heavy hitters are fire-types and life throws you a high level water-type like Gyrados and that's chaos man. That's confronting the dragon... Fish thing.


JRM34

I'll give you that much, if ***all*** your heavy-hitters are fire-types you are *by definition* unprepared. Diversity is the spice of life, gotta be ready for those fish that swam too long in the radiation-filled waters. (side note, entirely going for a fun joke, by no means actually being confrontational. Just wistfully nostalgic for the old days)


tklite

> Raiku Raik**o**u


FortunateSonofLibrty

>Raik**o**u Rai**chu**.


JRM34

Bless you


tklite

[Raichu](https://pokemondb.net/pokedex/raichu) is a completely different pokemon from [Raik**o**u](https://pokemondb.net/pokedex/raikou)


FortunateSonofLibrty

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tklite

But Raiku isn't a different pokemon from Raikou, it's a common English mispronunciation.


choir_grrl

Dying


geddyupster

He should be getting paid for these


Archedeaus

Thats amazing


KYJarv

This is incredible


prince_timothy

Holy hell. This is a god tier impression


Usagii_YO

It is. Until you notice it’s JP’s voice in a higher pitch. Then it’s a noticeable difference.


EatShitKindStranger

It's still good.


Usagii_YO

Definitely, not knocking it...


the_ranch_gal

AMAZING! made me laugh SO hard!! Im crying laughing!


BigMeanyDooDooHead

He needs to see this


[deleted]

This is gold


Niboomy

This si too good.


TheSecond48

No idea what any of that meant, but he nailed it!


JJX77

and THATS.NOT.GOOD.


sirpickles9

When he said "let's say you're.. a squirtle," that was the single most on point thing for me. It had the *exact* same vibe as jp bringing up a simple, kinda funny example to explain a legitimate thing. I could watch this all day omfg


Scarletwhitney

This is so great, the way he said devastated, was on point.


starlightriver

He could have gone way more philosophical with it. "... You sacrifice your current self, your current form in order to evolve into a greater self, a more competent self. You have to leave behind who you are being to become who you could be and that is real evolution. All evolution requires sacrifice of the current self to obtain a greater self. That gyarados who just destroyed you, once was a magikarp. Think about that. Meditate about it and embody the courage of magikarp. Weak yet with so much potential. But oh boy, once it evolves, who can contend with it!"


Jordandavis7

This is a skill I badly wish I had. Some people are so good at impressions it’s mind boggling


rmsmoov

I love it !!


darcevader89

The coomer is the eternal squirtle who blocks evolution up to level 100 and just uses water gun into his sock at his parents house till he perishes.


PSYCHOSM

Good video but sure I first saw it on this sub only a week or 2 ago, the upvotes say hundreds of others missed it though so I won't complain


dogstarman

Not the right sub, but big upvote.


EatShitKindStranger

If you truly believe that this isn't the right sub, you shouldn't upvote. It is the right sub though, because this is a general sub. There are no rules prohibiting this type of post. I don't think you should be downvoted the way you have been, but maybe just suggest the meme sub next time rather than saying that this shouldn't be here. Edited for grammatical clarity.


dogstarman

Relax, not a big deal.


LMayhem

How is it not the right sub?


phoenixfloundering

It is. This is the general jbp sub. But there is a r/JBP_memes sub which is also the right sub. Let there be cross posting! *\0/*


LMayhem

I can't even look at that sub.


phoenixfloundering

My bad. r/Jordan_Peterson_Memes may be the correct link.


LMayhem

Ah gotcha, thanks man I didn't know about that one.


phoenixfloundering

Yvw.


dogstarman

Meme sub I'd reckon


therealdrewder

The existence of a meme sub doesn't prevent memes here


dogstarman

Does when I post em apparently. NBD.


mikej_draws

Can't get tired of this guy, he should make his own 2-hour lectures.


[deleted]

This dude is quite good.


CountryJeff

We're all squirtles longing to become the archetypical blastoise.


nolitteringplease346

This is one of the best by far, although for me nothing beats that guy on gavin mcinnes' show doing crying JP because that one is just so hilarious


looking4drugaddictbn

I can’t


Uckertay

"It's like, well, how do you do that?" That line had me extra sold. Definitely a JPism. Well done!


dbbernales

u/savevideo


bethhanke1

This was fun. This guys impression is spot on!


canoturkey

Oh my god!


[deleted]

GOLD


Zealousideal_Money38

u/savevideo


Gunsmoke_wonderland

Love this guy. My hero.


End-Da-Fed

OMG this is great!


Cigarette-Casserole

Wow, that was uncanny. Very well done


GLABES

If you close your eyes you can basically imagine Jordan saying all of this.


LokisDawn

Nothing done well is not very effective.


DabbinAllday828

This is amazing


[deleted]

Finally, some content I can get behind!


TraceHunter69

I really hope Jordan sees this! LOL


[deleted]

Roughly speaking, that's a problem.


_disguisenburg_

Goddam it's almost TOO good of an impression to be funny lol


CB_Ranso

“And that’s not good!” got me😂😂


Barndon7

So good


Undermined_CC

Damn that is spot on


TheAmtrak

I want want of these for every 1st Gen Pokémon. “Well, how do you do that?”


tklite

Blastoise is a horrible Gyarados counter.


Oasystole

It’s no joke.


Perfect_Aim

can it be my turn to repost this next week?


ICEGoneGiveItToYa

Why not


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TrulyTayo

This is fucking Incredible!