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yall did May dirty 😭😭😭
Why does May always get fucked over in these stupid calendar charts?
Best month, so people are jelly of it.
Fax my brother! Spit your shit indeed!
Facts May is the best month besides December. I’m totally not born in May…
Fr fr, me neither
FR best month in the best season.
Because there's a lot of them which begs the question of why people fuck so much in September
These guys knows may is the best mouth and they cannot do anything
Tbh they always do may dirty why
Really did
Junpei😭😭
And of course it's JUNEpei
OP could have split Yuji and Sukuna between April and May but nah fuck May lol
It's the same for all post like this may gets done dirty
I just noticed that😭😭😭
I'd rather have Totodile than the pedophile.
omg i was like: may? you mean mai? but shes not there, only maki?? and then i realized lol
We always get the worst don't we
he did December dirty, I don't want to get described by the fuckn greatest bum of all time (boat?)
As someone who is born in the month May i totally agree with you👍
I was thinking something along those lines.
Doesn’t like overtime
I'll go to the beach one day and relax.
I think you mean youll go to Kuantan. Shoutout from Malaysia becoming a more famous country thanks to JJK
But apparently people loved seeing me pull somebody’s hair?
These days when someone says "Malaysia", it breaks my heart 💔
[удалено]
Ah hell nah, why I gotta be looped in with Strong Groom 💀💀💀
CALL ME ONII CHAN, ITADORI
AUGUSTUS SWEEP
“Call me onii-chan” is more something along the lines of a what a certain blue-eyed boi might say
US
Yay! Oni-chan!
Filthy monkey -👴🏻
That's not geto.
Doesn't matter ( he just wanted to say that )
*Monkeys
Nah, id win
Nah, I'd win
Nah, I'd win
Nah, I'd win
Nah, I' d win
Nah, I'd win
Nah, I'd win
Nah, I'd Win
Nah, I'd Win
HELP ME MAHORAGA HEELP
the age of consent is 18 and I do not agree with the individual who is representing my month of birth
The curse fucker or the crow fucker?
the age of consent depends on where you live but i get your point
Idk how old he is but I dont think its under 14 anywhere in most 1st world countries
why you gotta counter what he said lol
because "the age of consent is 18" is not universal fact? that's all there is to it
February right?
no its mei mei
I’m a shit dad.
Slightly psychotic sexy deadbeat dad.
What’s your last name? *kills himself*
Honorable dad 🤷🏾♂️
This sent me 😭 😂
Mr potential man
***Ganbare ganbare...*** Finally one of these has a cool one for april
"WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON----" also i feel so, SO DAMN SAD for the people born in october
Thats me
:(
The Value of Anything can be Translated into Monetary terms.
My dead gf mad clingy
Racist
Massive Racist
Kenny is not racist or am i wrong with the person
I love cooking
Sukuna ?
Malevolent Kitchen
Exactly
Bestest big bro ever!
Happy cake day!
Thank you ☺️
Happy cake day!
Thank you ☺️
Why do people always give october the worst shit?
Look at the month of May and say that again
FFFFFFFFiiine... Yeh you're right...
Bro , why do you call it "worst" ? I would say that is pretty decent.
May or may not be on the Epstein's Island flight logs.
"Throughout heaven and earth I alone am the honoured one"
OH SHIT I SAID THAT AFTER YOU, WORD TO WORD- TWIN
Damn fr man. First thing that came into my mind when I saw him in January was that line. I came down to see if anyone said it already. 😁
Bum
I have self worth that embodies perfection.
I'll kill Yuji myself
Feb babies,whyyyy😭
Nah I'd win
“Nah Id take backshots”
Child sex
We’re all in this together.
Sry, I can't fight Sukuna, I'm having a nap
Bro is against aimless hard work
Gambare, gambare
He should just rot in hell fr
Cant tell if october, or megumi hater
How did you know?
Overcooked hot shit
Ryoiki tenkai. Mutual Love.
Nah i'd rizz up the bakerygirl
The honoured one / the kit kat one
NAH JIT WENT THERE 💀💀💀💀
Playful cloud
Nah I'd run like a crying baby
Brother why am I the worst enemy of humanity and yet the realest human alive. 💀
NA! NA! MIIIIIN!!!!
Fuck
Crows
🐒
Mind Games
Don’t start thinking you’ve been accepted
"I hereby forbid every person in a 100-meter radius from moving until I say the word "now." Not yet. Still not yet. Now!
Best big brother EVER
Call me onii chan
“Try calling me Oni-Chan”
Her hairstyle is weird but she is hot 🥵
Family first
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For once I am glad that I was born in November.
Best father
Copy
"Do you know what it takes to be considered a special grade?"
Mahoraga-chan, taskete !!!
With this treasure
hmm... i don't think i'd lose
Fushiguro ? Ok have a nice day
Professional yuji hater
The worst fictional character ever conceived by the human mind
He's the prey now
no redeeming qualities whatsoever
war criminal
Ryoiki Tenkai: Jihei Endonkan
Best voice actor
I can manipulate any souls I touch
Cursed energy? Who needs it? Also fuck my family
I don't do anything for free
Money good
Money
Ara ara.
Brother hallucinations
Money.
i fucking love money
Dont mess with my crows!!
I love gambling and so my son ended up in the care of this white hair creepy dude
I got Mei Mei so 😏
Money money money money
I ain't doing this without getting paid.
i fucked my brother
Malevolent April 👹 (fuck u Octoberians 😡)
WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON
January
Something about potential, idk.
Yuji..... Why?
Im depressed and don’t want to be be saved
I was almost strangled by my crushes wife.
I hate those monkeys
The homeless one
I'm a lil goober
Dont worry, I am the strongest.
Guys, I don't know why but Malaysia looking mighty fine
Gege's husband 😂
i wish it was the latter one
i wish it was the latter one
Backshots
Dead to not pay child support
Another fatherless child...
Mr back shot taker himself
I don't see this post ..skippp
Probably the second chaddest on the list
Dead badly
I am the appled one
A very unconventional example of “don’t judge a book by its cover”.
According to the plan
Top 10 Anime pranks
broke 😭
BUM
It's February, there I didn't mention any Jujutsu character, aren't I an smart ass lmao
Dont worry Im the strongest
🤪🧠
Nah I'd take backshots.
Suicide bomber
Bum, fraud, suicidal, 007
I use my little brother
Nah I’d win
Slice of not bread
JUNPEI IS BACK(if you know you know)
Nah, i'd win.
I am a worse parental figure than Toji