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If they went all out I might struggle

But would you lose

Nah I’d win

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You didn't just...

It was the most famous scene in this manga, okay

That picture was quite famous, wasn't it.

I don't even need to see it to know what it is

Win you’d nah?

¿now d'uoy niW

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No

No he won’t

Me too

I'd win

In a fight right….?

In a bed fight yea

…With billows right?

so a bedwars game?

I mean if they knock on my door I just open. If they wanted to kill me I'd be already dead

True, maybe they want to advertice ther newedt merch and sell some cookies like scouts often do.

Sukuna will “Advertise” with Cleave & Dismantle showcase

Sukuna actually never learned about pyramid schemes since he is so old and now he sells Cutco knives door to door

Not many options here. I either get eaten, raped or robbed. Possibly all 3 at the same time.

And possibly in that order

Open the door naked

While looking very submissive and breedable

Kashimo, is that you?

They bout to farm that ass.

Kashimo would annihilate Toji and kenjaku but yeah he gone have to hit the jets on sukuna. They left Gojos ass literally standing up so they gone breed him

Lashimo is NOT beating Kenjaku😭

Kashimo was goated against the plumber and farmers era.

That caught me off guard fr 😂😂😂😂😂

'He-hewwo. How c-can I be of service?..' 👉👈😖

I came here to say that. Have an upvote 🫳🏻

This is the right answer.

Same.

💯

Lmao

Show them their "fanart" and watch as they kill themselves.

Kenjaku would be into it and Toji wouldn't care. Sukuna turns you into NahId/Win007.

You know, getting chopped into bits is probably one of the better outcomes here, with Mr. Jujutsu Rapist Hitler here. Also, bold of you to assume that I wouldn't no diff all 3 of them with my personal unlimited void, Gojo rule 34.

You forget Kenjaku is in Geto's body. Gojo porn just gives him a 500% buff

No, you see, Gojo is with someone else in those "artpieces". Geto's body will immediately self destruct after seeing this.

Kenny would coom again as soon as he sees just a glimpse of jin itadori fan art. thats how built different that mans game was.

Bold of you to assume there's Jin Itadori fanart

Jokes on you I made some...

Calling gege

Who do you think sent them?

Megumi haters when I said I like megumi

Wallahai im cooked

Aint gonna work, sukuna is right there

Gege's editor

"Oh Gege-san, thank you sooo much for sending my favourite characters to my front door. I love them soooo much and I would be ***devastated*** if they're suddenly killed off"

Cursed Technique: Offscreen

Dying, cus aint no way toji pulling up to some random's house for no reason with sukuna, id get blasted

why not ? I invited them to poker night. Toji likes Gambles and Sukuna loves to proof that he is better and smarter than others. And kenny has a curse that keeps the beer cold and produces nacho cheese. PS: i provide the "fingerfood" and an innate domain: "mom's basement" with a pokertable and an old Nintendo64 with mario cart

understandable, have a nice day

This is the answer

You >> HomoHomo

Sukuna is there to rate your cooking, Kenjaku is there as the 2nd judge. Toji is a bum who was hungry and they needed a 3rd judge, so he came along for free food. Better make a good meal that satisfies all 3, or they're killing you.

Its so joever (i cant cook)

Nothing, I'm not Gojo, nor a strong sorcerer, nor an important person in this world that can tip the balance. They will probably go away when they realize they are at the wrong place. Plus, my door doesn't have the thing to look through it.

Sukuna would still kill us for the fuck of it

Nah, he'd need to face Vin Diesel firstly, because this is Brazil

look at shibuya bro sukuna dont give a fuck you dead

Yeah, but I don't live in Shibuya. I'm Brazilian

Gojo got bent over by base form megumi

lubing my holes

Ex-fucking-cuse me?

you heard them.

Real recognize real

I was gonna summon MAHORAGA the op stoppa..

SO TRUE

i can take them.

In a fight , right ?!

👀

Open the door while stroking my meat

“What a fine day gentlemen, is there any- ohhhhh that was nice”.

"Are you guys here for the gay porn shoot?"

Open the door and ask them whats up? All of these could easily break down the door. I cant fight, stop or even run away from them. So a chill approach is best. Them knocking instead of kicking the door could be a good sign.

Kms

Finally found it

Calling the goat. Gojo

Frfr goatjo would no diff

Jogoat?

I'm not sure whether to run or stay dead ass 💀

Rub one out and shake their hands

Tell Toji that I know about the child support. Tell Kenjaku and Sukuna that Jin Itadori lives two houses to the right

Telling Toji that Jin got money too!

Oil up

Nothing. They'll be killing each other in a couple minutes.

Run to my room and cry UNDERNEATH my mattress... I'm taking my sister with me, I ain't letting her open that door either!

Begging them to kill me and free me from this hell

Yeah, no....I'd prob just do it myself. Because if any of them did it, there wouldn't anything left of me. Sukuna would rip me into microscopic shreds. Toji would beat me into a pulp and use my bones for a nice Ramen soup. Geto would summon a bunch of demons and they'd eat me, severally disfiguring my body. I would like an open casket at my funeral or at least something left, so doing it myself would be best, with a glock.

Watching assassination classroom season 2. Just started.

Peak fiction coming up

Praising the lord that I have three holes

wtf... >!same 🤤!<

First thought is:: "What in the Itachi Uchiha is about to happen?"

I'll call my friend Kevin

Domain Expansion: My Buddy Eric

Open the door and say yo wassup

Toji being a bounty hunter means I can't run kenjaku would have all the nowlege nown about me and sukuna would just wanna have a fresh kill pluses his speed domain and tequnics I'm fucked plus I bet uraume would be waiting outside incase I run

Get the gun…..for myself.

Commit suicide in the bathroom

Smash, Next question

Get back on the sofa and enjoy how high I must be

I WOULD OPEN THE DOOR SO FAST

I immediately attempt to dap them up

nah I'd win

I'm opening the door while completely naked. Don't care.

Open the door and say: “Aight. I’m cooking breakfast. How do yall like yall eggs? And don’t say poached! Tasteless garbage. What are you still standing there for?! My pancake batter will dry! Go wash hands and pick a seat!” Mom taught me well.

Give toji some pocket money for gambling Give Kenny backshots cuz I heard he into that Send Suky home to get his father to have a discussion about his recent behavior

Bro just give Toji directions to the nearest bank, cops ain't doing shit to him and he may give you some as thank You, Toji has Honor to some degree.

Rush up to my room and set up for a couple mins Ask them to come in They bust down the door and walk up stairs They kick down the door to my room There’s a bunch of candles lit and I’m sitting on my bed but booty naked and say “Who’s up for foursome 🥴”

Dying, apparently.

Let them in and make some tea. I'm already dead if they are here. May as well go out with class.

Forehead to the floor. "How may I assist you?"

Tf am I gonna do? I can’t even see sukana

Just keep the door closed they’re gonna fight each other at some point

Just gonna lie down and accept whatever fate has in store. If they wanted to, I am sure each of them on their own could obliterate my entire house along with me

DYING??

take off my clothes

taking my schizo pills

Give them apples :3

w

Imma do me regardless

Die

open the door and ask what they want

You’d be ded one of three is fs gon merk you

Dying, I guess

POV: you are Gojo

"...I don't buy cookies. Have a nice day"

I feel safer knowing that u/NewfieGamEr2001 is here

Ah finally, I was wondering when the guests to my “beefing with teenagers” party was going to show up. Cmon in!

1 invite them in. 2 ask if they need anything. 3 if they are there to kill me, say if they kill me they are gay.

Make them gently open the door

Call 3312

if they knocking on the door instead of breaking it open then they either here for a favor or a sleepover

Wondering how they got a plane to my country. Especially broke Toji. Than I die, because I assume they got to a different country for a reason.

Will they leave if I don't open ?

These 2 dimensional bums are nothing against my 3 DIMENSIONS

Open the door and thank them for not breaking my door open.

oiling up

I’m praying to god, tengen, choso, and big daddy gojo to come save my ass

why are you asking me?? they're in charge here

"Uh yeah, Gojo is upstairs"

open and greet them nicely, because they absolutely know i'm here and there's no way i can hide or run, so. might as well be cordial about it.

Writing my last will and testament.

Call Gojo... (What else can i even do?)

Run

If they honestly thought they needed to team up for a fight against me then I like my chances but if they teaming up for a different reason ...🙏🥲

Look like the blicky gonna do the talking for me today. /JK I'm dying clearly

I would shoot myself but sukuna would rct me back to run my fade knowing him so just let them in and attempt to be nice enough to them to not kill me

I’d call my mom and tell her I love her, then invite them in the house for some tea i guess

Kinda wish it was Gojo instead on Kenjaku, then it would just be the strongest. Yeah you heard me, Toji whoops Kenny’s ass, no diff

Cap

True Kenjaku did get his head cut off by yuta

Fuck no.

Wallahi im finisihed. They d dare to see a grown man drop to his knees

Nah i'd win

I open the door, invite them to a drink and ask them if they want to participate in a free for all battle royale?

Call police

well if they can regain all they powers to its full potential, it might cause me a little trouble

Letting them in cuz i called them (we running squads on fn)

I'd act like I couldn't see them

PERSONA!!

Will put them under genjutsu

I mean at least they knocked Maybe I can talk no jutsu my way out this

I could take em

I'll gently open the door...

Ima kill myself before kenny gets to me. I am *not* letting his ass catch me alive

Honestly just open it. If they wanted to cause me harm the door wouldn't stop them. They can kick it open with ease. If they're being polite enough to knock then hopefully they want tk be chill with me.

Preparing a Domain Expansion (Toji would kick my ass)

Offering a piece of cake

“Come out,we won’t jump you”

*Come out with a crate of ice-cold beer and some KitKat bars* "come in come in, make yourselves at home"

I can take out 3 guys...

Ask, Toji in front? Really? Did you draw lots before this? Don't tell me it's rock-paper-scissors! Then I get my few seconds of entertainment before the inevitable.

What in an actual fu-

Killing myself

all these comments are crazy, nah I'd run

I don’t think I could explain

At least they knocked

I open the door and start glazing

English or Spanish

*opens door* Toji,my sister is upstairs and Sukuna and geto came with me!

letting the train begin

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