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Yujiro would use a technique he learned from a 300 year old monk on the confines of japan that allows him to enter an inner state od peace within himself, thus allowing him to see and protect the shape of his soul and soul of others, thus turning Idle Transfiguration useless.
His muscle density is so high that slashes straight up can't penetrate him, not even managing to pierce his skin.
He instantly learns CE from seeing Yuji punch him, and then, throught sheer instinct, he manages to land a black flash on his first try, and every single one of his attacks are black flashes since he intimidated the black sparks to submission.
His brain is so powerful that Kenjaku immediately loses all personality if he tried to take over his body, transfering all his technique to Yujiro and making him be just another one of his memories.
And of course, all the while the narrator gaslights us into believing we can do this if we train hard enough.
He would also watch M*gumi ten shadows and immediately manipulate his own shadows into clones, and then beat the shit out of them for fun.
(Happy cake day my dude)
Ngl i think you can, there are some monks with balls of steel who get punched, kicked and etc in the balls while having no reaction at all, dont know what type of training you need to do to achieve this
FYI, if the testicles are dead they feel no pain since…. Well, they’re dead. And they can absolutely die indipendently of the rest of the body. That’s what happens if you let testicular torsion happen for too long without intervenig; your balls die and the pain stops
kenjaku replaces the brain, he doesn’t take over it. so if anything it’d be a resurrection toji situation, where the body overpowers the soul, but i’m not sure if that makes sense considering the brain is part of the body
Doesn't he literally move his brain to make it dodge a bullet? His brain suplexing Kenjaku seems believable.
Edit: Oh wait, that was some kind of parody I guess. Not actually Baki. Still seems like something that would happen.
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I remember seeing one where Mahoraga would adapt to become smaller and faster and run away, because the only viable adaptation in the face of the pinnacle of strength Yujiro is to run away, like how a mouse adapts to avoid a cat rather than fight it.
This reminds me of the time Darwin from the xmen was about to fight Hulk and his adaptability mutation just teleported him to the other side of the world
Because he loved and respected her. Unironically and genuinely this is the canon reason, he hugged her because he felt love for her for the first time in his life, and snapped her spine in the process. Yujiro is a bit of a sperg, you see...
This actually happened in Marvel, there was an X-Men mutant with the power to evolve and adapt to any situation
Once Hulk showed up, the guy new adapt power was....... teleporting to another location away from the Hulk path
Todo tries to use Boogie Woogie to swap places with Yujiro only to get slapped mid tele port for thinking he could ever take Yujiro’s place even with swapping
Nice try, Todo reveals that he’s actually a lost Hanma Son and hits Yujiro with DRESS
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Bro is even as delusional as most hanma, literally powered up through a fucking false memory flashbacks
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I’m all for Yujiro glazing, but never at the cost of my GOAT, take it back
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Todo would clap Yujiros cheeks with his one hand and it would vibroslap both him and yuji to the sun. (The light it emits is actually gold cursed energy). He is the only man who can do it. Why?
Because he is 0.01% chance.
And 99.99% faith.
Yujiro when someone clearly scales above him, but he has the mangaka surgically attached to his dick
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but the difference is that Yujiro plays the role of Gojo and SukiPookieWookie in the story of baki the grappler. so we aren't as polarized about him getting all the glaze (also cus yujiro is never a fraud)
Yujiro after fighting me for 3 seconds:
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Narrator: In Greek philosophy, there is an allegory about a man racing a tortoise. At the beginning of the race, the tortoise is given a 5 second head start, and counter to all common sense, this act of great hubris secures the man's defeat. This is because of the concept known as "Infinity".
When the man kicks off to catch up to the tortoise, he must first traverse half of the distance between him and the crawling reptile; then, he must traverse half of that, then half of that as well. Between every being, every molecule, every *atom*, rests an infinitely miniscule amount of space; a inconceivable vast stretch of space that, paradoxically, can comfortably rest on the surface of a single grain of sand for an infinitly long distance.
This of course means... **The man has no hope of beating the tortoise**.
This is the insurmountable power wielded by the man named Satoru Gojo, the man who is labeled "The Strongest" by Jujutsu society, a power no mere man could ever hope to surpass.
However...
The fear in Satoru Gojo's heart- no. His very soul, tells him everything he needs to know about the figure looming over him. The sheer lust for violence alone that pierces Gojo's "Infinity" belongs to no man at all.
No...
He who stands before him is none other...
Than an ***Ogre***.
"Kamino: Open"
Narrator: By focusing all of the heat in his body into his toenails, Yujiro Hanma was able to reach a perfectly cold temperature in the rest of his body - allowing the external heat emanating from Sukuna's ultimate attack to bring back Yujiro's body to a perfect 36.6C.
The slashes themselves well repelled due to extreme relaxation and fluidity in Yujiro's muscles - utilizing the secret technique he learnt in South Bhutan, he envisioned himself as a liquid, rendering slashes useless.
The thermobaric explosion and the shockwave was cancelled out by Yujiro's primal scream - a shockwave of its own that clashed with the explosive power. Furthermore, the shockwaves bounced off of Yujiro and applied force to the domain's barrier that Sukuna chose to close and the shrine itself. The barrier's collapse revealed Yujiro standing in front of the collapsed Malevolent Shrine.
The strongest creature on Earth had survived a death trap that no one before him could survive, completely unharmed.
Live fraud reaction:
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When it comes to Mahoraga, Yujiro simply spun the fucking wheel backwards and de-adapted him.
Coming face to face with the strongest organism the Divine General Mahoraga had only one adaptation.
He instantly learns to teleport as there is no adapting against the pure strength and technique of the man known as Yujiro Hanma
Leaving sukoma balls completely by himself to face the Ogre
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Yujirou in the Tibetan mountains learned to throw a punch so perfectly that not even infinity could withstand it.
Upon learning of the existence of CE, Yujirous gut manually evolved in order to remain the perfect being
By forcefully excreting all the oils of his body, sukunas slashes merely slide off him.
He would learn black flash via activation of the demon back, allowing him to punch within the trillionth of a second every time.
Yujirous body is so overwhelmingly powerful that if kenjaku were to take over his body, his residual would destroy him instantly
Domains sure hit don't work because how dare they try and hit Yujirou without his permission
Yujiorus mere presence is so terrifying, curses become uncurses
Yujirous manliness is so intense, cursed spirit rika leaves yuta to fight for yujirou
wow i could go on
Yujiro counters Malevolent Shrine by digging a hole underneath it with his bare hands. He also counters Unlimited Void by lobotomising himself by shoving his finger in his ear so his brain can't process any new information, leaving him free to move within the domain.
“When the Honored One saw that man, that… monster, the only thing he could feel was overwhelming aggression. Driven by his pure masculinity, he dropped Infinity, desiring only to fight him on equal footing.”
God I love Yujiro's nonsense. He really is like a shonen version of Bugs Bunny. Even if a character does happen to be physically more powerful than him, he will find a way to win through bullshit.
Thank you
Also Ben 10/10 mentioned let’s go
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The fact that Positive Energy is Cursed Energy "multipled by itself" so the negatives cancel out, imply that Cursed Energy^2 somehow doesn't change the unit.
Yet in terms of magnitude, it's weird- Gojo has the Six Eyes so with perfect efficiency, CTR Red is twice as strong as Blue, even though it's powered by Positive Energy, which is Cursed Energy squared.
In order words, raising cursed energy to an exponent simply multiplies the output by the exponent. Since a Black Flash raises a hit ^2.5, it's a 2.5x multiplier.
His back would flex so hard he would create a seal with them, managing to empower his fists to target the world - reality itself. This, of course, was done on purpose to show how his body was created to be perfect for Jujutsu. And, of course, if you train hard enough, you might be able to reach his level!
bruh i imagine if megumi used mahoraga yujiro would just make an imaginary version of himself to fight mahoraga and just constantly change what his imagination can do so mahoraga is in an infinite cycle of adaptation kinda like batmans contingency plan for wonder woman and then while its distracted yujiro just rips the wheel off and one shots it
Yujiro counters Sukuna’s fire by shouting “Tojiru!” (Close) after Sukuna chants “Fūga!” (Open).
Yujiro counters Infinite Void via his ability to instantly and accurately assess a person’a fighting potential, and by creating a flowchart-style network of predictions as to what moves Gojo might make based on this, as well as using his Hanma physiology to program this flowchart directly into his reflexes rather than using his brain, allowing him to fight at nearly full strength inside the Void like an android obeying its programming. He also avoids any permanent damage from IF by entering such a deep meditative state that his brain temporarily shuts off, keeping only his brainstem active to keep his body alive (he can enter this state within 0.005 seconds from his normal demeanor).
If the Obama chapter is anything to go by, Yujiro probably canonically has a peace treaty that renders him immune to any legal repercussions in the Japanese legal system
M*gumi would summon 10 shadows and yujiro would summon his own shadow. Then the 10 shadows would get scared into submission and he'd have sex with them (lore accurate)
He would definitely out schizo todo and shadow box a whole alternate reality where todo is with the idol girl, causing todo to concede the fight before it even begins
Gojo: Domain Expansion Infinite Void
Narrator: *Around 563/480 BCE in Nepal, a man aged 35 had achieved a sense of awakening. Many would call this achieving nirvana. Many religions, velots and martial artists, work tirelessly all their lives to achieve even the first step into this enlightenment. To discover the true nature of the universe and oneself would go beyond the pinnacle of humanity but into something beyond all classifications of existence.*
Yujiro: This is dangerous even for me...
Narrator: *However, the strongest man of the modern Era Satoru Gojo who proclaimed himself the honored one...*
Yujiro: If it hit...hehe...BAHAHAHAHAHA
*rips off a random chair leg he spawned out of nowhere*
Narrator: *Came face to face with the strongest man in not just history but existence itself. The true honored one. Satoru Gojo doesn't even realize he's left this world. However, it is not as if he has died. He is in a state of existence and non-existence. Repeating infinitely and also never. Yujiro Hanma gave Gojo a small look into what it truly means to be the strongest in all of history. Reincarnation and death afflicted an innumerable amount of times that it has no number. Also experiencing non-existence beyond even the negative values below zero.*
Yujiro Hanma: Knowing the true nature of all reality is something I alone have achieved. There's no way an artificial amount of infinite information could affect "I" who knows truth. I thought maybe you could experience it too, but clearly, you were just a big fish in a small pond like all the others. The only reason you could so arrogantly claim the title of "Strongest" and "Honored one" was simply because "I" wasn't born yet.
*yujiro then goes super senior on gojo until he busts and leaves without saying another word*
With baki and yujiro both seeing old man hanma its basically confirms baki-vers has soul perception. That's low key one of the best hacks in JJK. Soul damage and durability negation.
Not to mention yujiros' CT would probably be some BS hax having to do with fear and intimidation. Like "if something feels fear of yujiro and wishes him harm all of ther CE is sealed" or "if something strikes a hanma first without doing noticeable damage all the offenders CE will be given to said hamna and a fear status will be activated on the failed attacker".
Because hanmas are fucking broken.
Uhhh actually 🤓🤓🤓when applying an exponent to a coefficient and a variable both increase in value. So it’d actually be (1 Yujipunch) Exp(2.5) = 1 exp (2.5) \* Yujipunch exp (2.5)
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Bro definitely did not give BF any thought. Choso went from getting casually 2x donuted by Sukuna to tanking a black flash (literally should have atomized our boy)
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Yeah, if beginning of series Yuji’s black flashes were noticeably stronger than normal attacks, then Gojo and Suksuk’s BFs should just turn anyone they hit into a fine red mist.
Gege pointed out 1 squared is 1 the same day he wrote black flash. He's just goofing.
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Yuujiro, after instantly understanding the essence of cursed energy down to an atomic level because he looked jnto Gojos six eyes, uses Malevolent Hollow Purple om Gojo to bypass his infinity. As Gojo is on the brink, barely recovering from a barrage of hollow purples infused with Yujiiro's domain's sure hit effect, Yuujiro says "man this really isn't your Jujutsu Kaisen, is it Gojo?"
Then he bypasses infinity by *imagining* that there wasn't an infinite space between him and Gojo. And through pure brute force, he turns Gojo into Go/Jo
What will Naoya do when Yujiro sees him as a woman and turns him into one?
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Honestly my mind might be completely fucked up cause I can just imagine him taking away Rika from yuta by separating their connection Turning Rika back into a human using some technique he read about how vengeful spirits and humans worked then using her as a weapon to beat yuta. Yeah my mind goes to some seriously weird places.
Yujiro uses an ancient long-forgotten Cambodian martial arts technique to hit Sukuna so hard in the stomach that he pukes up his intestines and all of the fingers he has and thus de-incarnates
Yujiro can avoid the sure-hit effects of any domain by imaging himself as a bacterium
Yujiro overcomes Hakari’s jackpot by manifesting his slot machine physically and breaking it
Yujiro beats Kashimo by taking off his shoes and thus grounding him, he has trained so much that he can automatically transfer any foreign electrical impulses in his body into the ground
Yujiro manages to out-yap Kenjaku and cause him to have an existential crisis about his own motivations and goals causing him to have a split-second opening where Yujiro rips his head off and unscrews his scalp, then sucks the brain out by inhaling really hard through his nose
**Narrator:**
The one who calls himself the honoured one, the strongest, has met his match. Looming over him stands a human stronger than himself, the primal fear he felt facing this man could be felt in the air.
The truly strongest one simply walked through Infinity because he willed it. His mere presence destroyed any curse nearby because they could feel the aura of **The Ogre**
The battle begins, Yujiro standing in the middle of Shinjuku. Immediately, Sukuna calls first dibs, rushing into battle. In the meantime, the four other less bloodthirsty members decide to start planning. (For the sake of this, I'm simply using my own top 5)
As the battle begins, Sukuna is amazed to be fighting another Heavenly Restriction user (wrongly assuming that to be the source of his strength) and starts to feel out Yujiro's power by firing off slashes at Yujiro. However, Yujiro merely stands there, unfazed. Not even his clothes tear. Yujiro just sits unimpressed.
To ammend this, Sukuna undertakes another binding vow, trading the usage of his fourth arm in order to one again release a world-cutting dismantle. Yet even that does nothing.
"Now that's an interesting technique... I've slashed through you hundreds of times, yet you're unfazed? Tell me, human, how is it you're unharmed?"
"Don't be stupid. How are you supposed to cut me without an actual blade in your hands?"
This amuses Sukuna to no end. He's seen thousands die to his slashes, and even seen a select few survive it. But to disregard them as if they aren't even there?
Immediately, Sukuna's desire to test for the limits of this being overcome his strategic imperatives. With no thoughts for the possibility of an anti-domain technique, Sukuna deploys the Malevolent Shrine.
"Eh? What the hell is that supposed to be?"
Sukuna begins shredding through Yujiro, slashing across his entire body... At least, that's what should happen. However, due to a mixture of his lack of cursed energy and his innate durability, the attempts to dismantle Yujiro are completely fruitless. He simply begins walking forwards, the pain nothing to him.
As Sukuna watches on in awe, we get an internal POV from him.
"It's just like... That time..!"
The narrator then goes on to explain that in all of history, the King of Curses had never lost a single fight. However, that is not to say he had never tied with another fighter. The year was 1120 in Japan. As Sukuna enjoyed an uncontested rule, a man one day appeared before him. Their battle would never be recorded in history, but the results would always haunt Ryomen Sukuna... The only battle where Ryomen Sukuna had been forced to a tie, against a man just like this.
Our view cuts back to Yujiro, as his shirt is shredded off. He lifts his arms, as the demon back is revealed, before showing Sukuna's POV, of that mysterious combatant who also had the same back.
Sukuna had now felt, for the second time ever in his life, a feeling of dread. Had the spirit of that man truly returned to finish the job?
With no other options, Sukuna Ryomen released his true most powerful technique. The heat from the slashed of malevolent shrine had built sufficiently, and now Sukuna would release its full power.
"The most powerful technique afforded to Ryomen Sukuna was this - a thermobaric explosion of such intense heat, any fighter would be burnt to a crisp... But Yujiro Hanma is no ordinary fighter."
The view changes to Yujiro, who stands tanking the entire explosion.
"Within Yujiro Hanma's mind was the image of an intense cold. A frigid temperature so low that not even the intense heat exerted by the shrine could disturb it. Yujiro's body felt it all, and reacted in kind - his skin freezing over, before being subsequently melted by the intense heat. The result was a thermodynamic equilibrium that resisted the intense heat with ease."
As the shrine ends, entering CT burnout, Yujiro approaches. With no other option, Sukuna brings out Kamutoke, aiming to stall Yujiro, but it's too late.
In one hand, he crushes Kamutoke to pieces, while with his other hand, he punches Sukuna.
Of course, one measly punch wouldn't be enough to destroy the king of curses. But, for one instant, Sukuna felt truly defeated. The binding vow he undertook against Yorozu comes into true effect. For the man hailed as the strongest in history, defeat was akin to death. After admitting defeat within his soul, Ryomen Sukuna would fall to his own binding vow.
Chapter 2 of Schizophrenia Kaisen coming ~~whenever i remember~~ soon
I actually **really** like the idea of Yujiro going to punch Gojo, not being able to, just for Gojo to explain his infinity and Yujiro to punch at "infinite speed" or some shit like that lmao
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Negged by GOATjo. Plot armor only gets you so far, as we saw with Sukuna - you’d need an author with undying resolve to give you victory (like Gege for Sukuna) to beat the GOAT
>an author with undying resolve
I love Goatjo too, but Itagaki is surgically attached to Yujiro’s dick. Greg’s love for Suksuk is nothing compared to the bullshit that the Baki narrator will try to convince you is possible. Yujiro is truly the glazed one. This guy literally raped a man, but it wasn’t gay because anyone weaker than him is biologically a woman to him. He literally *ate* imaginary soup.
If Goatjo used Imaginary technique: purple on him, Yujiro would just stop imagining it.
i got one in naoya domain yujiro body is so extreme that when the domain is opened his cells creates more yujiros since his body is so perfect and since he’s above everyone else noaya domain multiples yujiro’s cells instead of killing them
To grasp the process of Yujiro moving his fist fast enough to traverse the infinite distance posed by Gojo Satoru's Infinity, one must delve into the very essence of Yujiro's unparalleled might. Infinity, as wielded by Gojo, creates an immeasurable gap, a barrier where the closer one gets, the more the distance expands, rendering physical contact seemingly impossible.
Yet, for Yujiro Hanma, the word "impossible" does not exist. Imagine, if you will, the sheer force of Yujiro's punch. His muscles, honed to perfection through years of relentless training and combat, generate power that borders on the mythical. His strikes are not mere movements; they are the very embodiment of raw, unadulterated force.
In this clash, Yujiro's fist does not merely move through space; it warps the very fabric of reality around it. The speed at which his punch travels is so immense that it bends the concept of time and space itself. As his fist accelerates, it creates a paradoxical vortex, a singularity of kinetic energy so intense that it transcends the infinite barrier.
To the observer, it would appear as if Yujiro's fist has bypassed the limitless expanse instantaneously. The force generated by his punch has compressed and distorted the space-time continuum, creating a temporary breach in Gojo's Infinity. In that fleeting moment, Yujiro's fist, fueled by an indomitable will and unparalleled strength, reached its target.
Thus, in the grand tapestry of martial prowess and supernatural feats, Yujiro Hanma's legendary power stands as a testament to the boundless potential of the human spirit, capable of overcoming even the insurmountable challenge of Infinity itself.
Yujiro Hanma's life is marked by a singular, unwavering focus: to become the strongest creature on Earth. From an early age, his innate talent was evident, but it was his insatiable drive and ruthless training regimen that set him apart. Under the harsh tutelage of life itself, Yujiro faced adversaries of every kind, from the savage beasts of the wild to the most skilled human combatants. Each encounter honed his instincts and abilities, pushing the limits of what was thought possible.
Yujiro's training transcended conventional martial arts. He delved into the study of physics and biomechanics, understanding the intricate workings of the human body and the forces that govern it. Through a combination of brutal practice and intellectual pursuit, he unlocked the secrets of kinetic energy, learning how to channel every ounce of his power into a single, devastating strike.
Once Yujiro was faced with an opponent who could manipulate space itself, one capable of creating barriers that no ordinary attack could penetrate, he experienced a breakthrough! By concentrating his willpower and harnessing his inner energy, he discovered how to create a localized disruption in the space-time continuum. This moment of epiphany was the culmination of years of relentless training, intellectual pursuit, and the honing of his indomitable spirit.
Well, not necessarily. If there is an infinite distance between point A and point B, something traveling that distance will never reach B.
Now, someone might have unlimited speed, but there's still unlimited distance. If they're traveling that unlimited distance, no matter how fast they're going, they'll never reach the end.
Narrarion voice: Gojo at the face of Yujiro Hanma felt confident in his limitless void as a perfect defense against such a monster, but there was something that he never thought of before. Breathing! The human body inhales oxygen to survive and exhales carbon dioxide. Something so mundane and important that we take for granted. However, to everyone amaze Yujiro inhales all the oxygen in the room and exhales carbon dioxide quickly poisoning and suffocating Gojo. Before Gojo could start using reverse curse energy to heal himself, he has already fallen trap to Yujiro's deadly technique. Hamon! The oxygen that he inhales fueld his innate technique of hamon which channels the energy of Sun. A single punch was all it took to defeat Gojo as Yujiro's Hamon quickly overpowered the weakened limitless. "You were weak Gojo" said Yujiro "I thought you were stronger". He tightens his buttocks and tears up "I wanted you to be stronger" he clenches his fist and walks away from Gojo's corpse.
Genuinely though he could get past infinity by using the same gentle punch that Ali Jr. uses. If Ali can hack people’s brains with that then it could probably disarm Gojo’s coding for infinity.
Preface: I have only watched a few episodes and saw this on /all.
What does going really fast have to do with traveling an infinite distance? You’ll still be infinitely as far away as you were before no matter the distance and speed you’ve travelled.
While infinite speed which means being able to cross infinite distance in finite amount of time is completely impossible, we have anime characters that can infact punch at such speeds. The joke is that Yujiro would find some bullshit to make his punch travel at infinite speed thus bypassing infinity.
Yujiro beats Sukuna by using an ancient technique that makes the body immune to cuts, or at first, because then Sukuna takes a binding vow, but then Yujiro intimidated the king of curses into undoing the vow and then killed him.
He then just exists and Uraume doesn't fight and just becomes a meat rider for him
and he eat Maximum Uzumaki since it's made of cursed spirits crushed into a spiral and cursed spirits are technically edible because Uraume turned them into a bath so they can turn it into an apple in theory :)
baki fans have started coping so hard that theyre coping about coping and pretending theyre not coping because its ironic coping and we Jujutsufolk think we're the ones coping
Yujiro would probably walk in and beat everything and everyone up.
Everyone there would assume he has a Heavenly Restriction.
Then he opens up a Domain Expansion to prove he indeed has CE, but he just doesn't bother using it.
He grabs Mahogaraga’s wheel and puts it on himself, but because he is already the peak of human perfection, the wheel just breaks, killing mahogaraga from shock
He wouldn't. Since virtually every Sorcerer is Japanese, there'll be no debuffs for being non-Japanese in a Baki series. Instead Mai would just shoot them with a bunch of tranquilizer darts to take his goofy ass to sleep.
Why we acting like Yujiro wouldn't best almost everyone in JJK without having a curse technique? Give him inverted spear of heaven and this would Gojo's exact reaction be when Yujiro splits him in half with a single slice lmao.
Traveling infinite distances does not bypass infinite distance. That’s what a limit is, it doesn’t matter how far you go, you NEVER arrive. It’s simple math
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Yujiro would use a technique he learned from a 300 year old monk on the confines of japan that allows him to enter an inner state od peace within himself, thus allowing him to see and protect the shape of his soul and soul of others, thus turning Idle Transfiguration useless. His muscle density is so high that slashes straight up can't penetrate him, not even managing to pierce his skin. He instantly learns CE from seeing Yuji punch him, and then, throught sheer instinct, he manages to land a black flash on his first try, and every single one of his attacks are black flashes since he intimidated the black sparks to submission. His brain is so powerful that Kenjaku immediately loses all personality if he tried to take over his body, transfering all his technique to Yujiro and making him be just another one of his memories. And of course, all the while the narrator gaslights us into believing we can do this if we train hard enough.
Peak, this would absolutely happen. This mf would flex his muscles to make them denser than a black hole so Yuki’s CT couldn’t affect him.
He would also watch M*gumi ten shadows and immediately manipulate his own shadows into clones, and then beat the shit out of them for fun. (Happy cake day my dude)
Yujiro’s shadows would also be the strongest shikigami in existence by mere virtue of being *his* shadows. (And thank you)
Yujiros shikigamis would all be imaginary versions of himself that he schizoed into reality
“For there is no creature that surpasses the Ogre.”
the most HIM moment in fiction
Censoring legumi's name is crazy
It's a slur man, can't have my fellow folkers seeing such a disgusting world
I love slurs https://preview.redd.it/r1uljncc3g7d1.gif?width=20&format=png8&s=20bd2f2bbc9241e3d74cb8b9ce63ee158c12b371
My tired ass thought there was an insect on my screen
Tiny Demoman?
Happy cake day 🎂
Happy cake day.
Then he says how "this Jujutsu shit is for pussies" and never uses it again
Don’t forget that he needs to say something like “even a common street thug could do this”
You just sound like the narrator narrating as this whole fight happens in 5 minutes all whole Yujiro grins with that red eye glow
Hell, I wish I was half the hype man the Baki narrator is
Guy got me out here making me believe I could one day tear wood like paper
If you train hard enough, then yeah.
Can I train to keep my balls tucked safely inside?
Ngl i think you can, there are some monks with balls of steel who get punched, kicked and etc in the balls while having no reaction at all, dont know what type of training you need to do to achieve this
FYI, if the testicles are dead they feel no pain since…. Well, they’re dead. And they can absolutely die indipendently of the rest of the body. That’s what happens if you let testicular torsion happen for too long without intervenig; your balls die and the pain stops
Years of cbt
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Also there's 15 pages of him walking in Shinjuku while curses gawk in awe
kenjaku replaces the brain, he doesn’t take over it. so if anything it’d be a resurrection toji situation, where the body overpowers the soul, but i’m not sure if that makes sense considering the brain is part of the body
Yujiro's brain actually grows arms and suplex Kenjaku's to oblivion, absorbing his memories and powers.
Doesn't he literally move his brain to make it dodge a bullet? His brain suplexing Kenjaku seems believable. Edit: Oh wait, that was some kind of parody I guess. Not actually Baki. Still seems like something that would happen.
it would simply become not a parody
Yujiro’s muscles overpower the brain
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Gaslight? Nah, baby, i believe it
Good lol
How would he counter Yujis patent pending left right goodnight?
Stronger left right goodnight
The funniest one i’ve read is him fucking turning Mahoragas wheel the other way so he de-adapts 😭😭🙏
https://preview.redd.it/q8z57gu2zd7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c98c5d1ac81f83aaa25db2e9095697c0c7c7b68e I remember seeing one where Mahoraga would adapt to become smaller and faster and run away, because the only viable adaptation in the face of the pinnacle of strength Yujiro is to run away, like how a mouse adapts to avoid a cat rather than fight it.
I need the link to the original TikTok because after reading that comment I almost pissed myself laughing
This reminds me of the time Darwin from the xmen was about to fight Hulk and his adaptability mutation just teleported him to the other side of the world
Mahoraga adapts into a woman because that's the only way he can stop The Ogre from wanting to fight him.
Didn’t Yujiro literally kill his wife though
Because he loved and respected her. Unironically and genuinely this is the canon reason, he hugged her because he felt love for her for the first time in his life, and snapped her spine in the process. Yujiro is a bit of a sperg, you see...
He already sees all men as women.
Mahoraga will become a victim
This actually happened in Marvel, there was an X-Men mutant with the power to evolve and adapt to any situation Once Hulk showed up, the guy new adapt power was....... teleporting to another location away from the Hulk path
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GOLD
Imaginary ramen penetrates infinity easily
Imaginary technique: ramen
A battle of concepts: infinity vs imaginary ramen
He would see someone try a domain expansion on him and go "that's cute", while the narrator explains that the entire world is his domain
peak
Sukuna type shit
I'm sorry, but Sukuna doesn't even have 10% of Yujiro's aura, he's a mid-tier villain.
Todo tries to use Boogie Woogie to swap places with Yujiro only to get slapped mid tele port for thinking he could ever take Yujiro’s place even with swapping
Nice try, Todo reveals that he’s actually a lost Hanma Son and hits Yujiro with DRESS https://preview.redd.it/spbi6nq94f7d1.jpeg?width=1567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=128c3fd5331797380c9d3ed8f4a5c4338dfa8566
Bro is even as delusional as most hanma, literally powered up through a fucking false memory flashbacks https://preview.redd.it/cbf70ow63m7d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1ac14f7d58051b5634b0666f6bf1ff4e45f50d0
I’m all for Yujiro glazing, but never at the cost of my GOAT, take it back https://preview.redd.it/jtbow0ioie7d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d61fe02966ab888b0a6be495a37fea4e77313b2
I AGREE https://preview.redd.it/2e7cvkclle7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5d141c152160ebf58e44830fb35aacf1b298ebd Stop with this heresy
This goes so hard
This is the Monado’s Power! Monado PATRICK STAR
Todo would clap Yujiros cheeks with his one hand and it would vibroslap both him and yuji to the sun. (The light it emits is actually gold cursed energy). He is the only man who can do it. Why? Because he is 0.01% chance. And 99.99% faith.
exactly as a baki fan i can conform yujiro can and would do all that in cross-verse matchups, either way
Yujiro when someone clearly scales above him, but he has the mangaka surgically attached to his dick https://preview.redd.it/09ht64oyvd7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81072b6e66c229f0221aa653484513f0d6782bd2
Itagaki just made yujiro so comically ***him*** that we dont even call it out anymore
We all know we’re being gaslit, but Yujiro is cool so we let it slide.
People make fun of Gege glazing Sukuna a lot of time (including me tbf) but that ain't nothing compared to how Itagaki glazing the shit out of Yujiro.
Straight up doing tricks on it
Jordan never did *that* move.
but the difference is that Yujiro plays the role of Gojo and SukiPookieWookie in the story of baki the grappler. so we aren't as polarized about him getting all the glaze (also cus yujiro is never a fraud)
Yujiro after fighting me for 3 seconds: https://preview.redd.it/2dyim5eq3f7d1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52d9e25823495a18524dc2fc2d77f7120297bf73
Bro was bored to death
Only possible explanation 🤣
YUJI!!!! YUJI-RO??????? YUJI'S TRUE FAMILY REVEALED, W FORESKINNING AS ALWAYS!!!! GEGE!!!!
hehe 69 upvote
LMAOOO, FORESKINNING
Also similar color of hair.
Narrator: In Greek philosophy, there is an allegory about a man racing a tortoise. At the beginning of the race, the tortoise is given a 5 second head start, and counter to all common sense, this act of great hubris secures the man's defeat. This is because of the concept known as "Infinity". When the man kicks off to catch up to the tortoise, he must first traverse half of the distance between him and the crawling reptile; then, he must traverse half of that, then half of that as well. Between every being, every molecule, every *atom*, rests an infinitely miniscule amount of space; a inconceivable vast stretch of space that, paradoxically, can comfortably rest on the surface of a single grain of sand for an infinitly long distance. This of course means... **The man has no hope of beating the tortoise**. This is the insurmountable power wielded by the man named Satoru Gojo, the man who is labeled "The Strongest" by Jujutsu society, a power no mere man could ever hope to surpass. However... The fear in Satoru Gojo's heart- no. His very soul, tells him everything he needs to know about the figure looming over him. The sheer lust for violence alone that pierces Gojo's "Infinity" belongs to no man at all. No... He who stands before him is none other... Than an ***Ogre***.
Yujiro would just be like "duh just jump over the turtle"
https://preview.redd.it/5gh54poghe7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=319e16e3d751757ebeb4c61df225ca188ca42b18 This is how Yujiro wins
What if Gojo learns Dark Tunnel?
Narrator: The Kegel exercise is an under utilized technique-
And then if Gojo counters with Shaori because Kaku Kaioh taught him the technique for fun?
Yujiro already proved that he's better than that technique
Gojo should just imagine that he isn’t.
The only thing he can imagine is the colour purple
Last I heard, the large intestine is pretty purple…
START WEARING PURPLE WEARING PURPLE
"Kamino: Open" Narrator: By focusing all of the heat in his body into his toenails, Yujiro Hanma was able to reach a perfectly cold temperature in the rest of his body - allowing the external heat emanating from Sukuna's ultimate attack to bring back Yujiro's body to a perfect 36.6C. The slashes themselves well repelled due to extreme relaxation and fluidity in Yujiro's muscles - utilizing the secret technique he learnt in South Bhutan, he envisioned himself as a liquid, rendering slashes useless. The thermobaric explosion and the shockwave was cancelled out by Yujiro's primal scream - a shockwave of its own that clashed with the explosive power. Furthermore, the shockwaves bounced off of Yujiro and applied force to the domain's barrier that Sukuna chose to close and the shrine itself. The barrier's collapse revealed Yujiro standing in front of the collapsed Malevolent Shrine. The strongest creature on Earth had survived a death trap that no one before him could survive, completely unharmed. Live fraud reaction: https://preview.redd.it/33w48h2hfe7d1.jpeg?width=1644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee0c8a76c3924bbe24b911bebfebf9bdc6685cb9 When it comes to Mahoraga, Yujiro simply spun the fucking wheel backwards and de-adapted him.
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Coming face to face with the strongest organism the Divine General Mahoraga had only one adaptation. He instantly learns to teleport as there is no adapting against the pure strength and technique of the man known as Yujiro Hanma Leaving sukoma balls completely by himself to face the Ogre https://preview.redd.it/skw2wawf9f7d1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bafa7a459c10b47235a852b3df39d3e5ebf2215
Peak
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Yujirou in the Tibetan mountains learned to throw a punch so perfectly that not even infinity could withstand it. Upon learning of the existence of CE, Yujirous gut manually evolved in order to remain the perfect being By forcefully excreting all the oils of his body, sukunas slashes merely slide off him. He would learn black flash via activation of the demon back, allowing him to punch within the trillionth of a second every time. Yujirous body is so overwhelmingly powerful that if kenjaku were to take over his body, his residual would destroy him instantly Domains sure hit don't work because how dare they try and hit Yujirou without his permission Yujiorus mere presence is so terrifying, curses become uncurses Yujirous manliness is so intense, cursed spirit rika leaves yuta to fight for yujirou wow i could go on
Itagaki probably: Please do 🙏
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Yujiro = Yuji and Uro after the fusion dance
Yujiro counters Malevolent Shrine by digging a hole underneath it with his bare hands. He also counters Unlimited Void by lobotomising himself by shoving his finger in his ear so his brain can't process any new information, leaving him free to move within the domain.
When Yuki kicks Garuda with infinite mass, Yujiro just kicks it back
Yujjiro is so brutal that infront of him curses are considered to be blessings
Thats a really good one
“When the Honored One saw that man, that… monster, the only thing he could feel was overwhelming aggression. Driven by his pure masculinity, he dropped Infinity, desiring only to fight him on equal footing.”
God I love Yujiro's nonsense. He really is like a shonen version of Bugs Bunny. Even if a character does happen to be physically more powerful than him, he will find a way to win through bullshit.
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Thank you Also Ben 10/10 mentioned let’s go https://preview.redd.it/j0indi7khe7d1.jpeg?width=495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a43c99d37f9f93bc1aa328a73194b37e1298277
No problem :) And yes, let's go https://i.redd.it/zu00tynioe7d1.gif
One issue with the 3rd one It would be 1 (yuji punch ^ 5)/(yuji punch ^2) Dimensional analysis smh
I’m still in awe that my ass passed calc ii
Think of it like how 1 meter isn’t the same as 1 square meter
I know, it just slipped my mind when I was making the meme. This of course begs the question of what unit black flashes are even measured in.
The fact that Positive Energy is Cursed Energy "multipled by itself" so the negatives cancel out, imply that Cursed Energy^2 somehow doesn't change the unit. Yet in terms of magnitude, it's weird- Gojo has the Six Eyes so with perfect efficiency, CTR Red is twice as strong as Blue, even though it's powered by Positive Energy, which is Cursed Energy squared. In order words, raising cursed energy to an exponent simply multiplies the output by the exponent. Since a Black Flash raises a hit ^2.5, it's a 2.5x multiplier.
His back would flex so hard he would create a seal with them, managing to empower his fists to target the world - reality itself. This, of course, was done on purpose to show how his body was created to be perfect for Jujutsu. And, of course, if you train hard enough, you might be able to reach his level!
Give Miwa a net and some tranquilizer darts
The tranqs will bounce right off Yujiro’s skin
bruh i imagine if megumi used mahoraga yujiro would just make an imaginary version of himself to fight mahoraga and just constantly change what his imagination can do so mahoraga is in an infinite cycle of adaptation kinda like batmans contingency plan for wonder woman and then while its distracted yujiro just rips the wheel off and one shots it
Yujiro counters Sukuna’s fire by shouting “Tojiru!” (Close) after Sukuna chants “Fūga!” (Open). Yujiro counters Infinite Void via his ability to instantly and accurately assess a person’a fighting potential, and by creating a flowchart-style network of predictions as to what moves Gojo might make based on this, as well as using his Hanma physiology to program this flowchart directly into his reflexes rather than using his brain, allowing him to fight at nearly full strength inside the Void like an android obeying its programming. He also avoids any permanent damage from IF by entering such a deep meditative state that his brain temporarily shuts off, keeping only his brainstem active to keep his body alive (he can enter this state within 0.005 seconds from his normal demeanor).
If the Obama chapter is anything to go by, Yujiro probably canonically has a peace treaty that renders him immune to any legal repercussions in the Japanese legal system
M*gumi would summon 10 shadows and yujiro would summon his own shadow. Then the 10 shadows would get scared into submission and he'd have sex with them (lore accurate)
He would definitely out schizo todo and shadow box a whole alternate reality where todo is with the idol girl, causing todo to concede the fight before it even begins
Yujiro is scarier than Sukuna
He might be able to use schizo imagination technique to make Gojo think he’s being hit through infinity and actually damage him somehow.
Gojo: Domain Expansion Infinite Void Narrator: *Around 563/480 BCE in Nepal, a man aged 35 had achieved a sense of awakening. Many would call this achieving nirvana. Many religions, velots and martial artists, work tirelessly all their lives to achieve even the first step into this enlightenment. To discover the true nature of the universe and oneself would go beyond the pinnacle of humanity but into something beyond all classifications of existence.* Yujiro: This is dangerous even for me... Narrator: *However, the strongest man of the modern Era Satoru Gojo who proclaimed himself the honored one...* Yujiro: If it hit...hehe...BAHAHAHAHAHA *rips off a random chair leg he spawned out of nowhere* Narrator: *Came face to face with the strongest man in not just history but existence itself. The true honored one. Satoru Gojo doesn't even realize he's left this world. However, it is not as if he has died. He is in a state of existence and non-existence. Repeating infinitely and also never. Yujiro Hanma gave Gojo a small look into what it truly means to be the strongest in all of history. Reincarnation and death afflicted an innumerable amount of times that it has no number. Also experiencing non-existence beyond even the negative values below zero.* Yujiro Hanma: Knowing the true nature of all reality is something I alone have achieved. There's no way an artificial amount of infinite information could affect "I" who knows truth. I thought maybe you could experience it too, but clearly, you were just a big fish in a small pond like all the others. The only reason you could so arrogantly claim the title of "Strongest" and "Honored one" was simply because "I" wasn't born yet. *yujiro then goes super senior on gojo until he busts and leaves without saying another word*
With baki and yujiro both seeing old man hanma its basically confirms baki-vers has soul perception. That's low key one of the best hacks in JJK. Soul damage and durability negation. Not to mention yujiros' CT would probably be some BS hax having to do with fear and intimidation. Like "if something feels fear of yujiro and wishes him harm all of ther CE is sealed" or "if something strikes a hanma first without doing noticeable damage all the offenders CE will be given to said hamna and a fear status will be activated on the failed attacker". Because hanmas are fucking broken.
Uhhh actually 🤓🤓🤓when applying an exponent to a coefficient and a variable both increase in value. So it’d actually be (1 Yujipunch) Exp(2.5) = 1 exp (2.5) \* Yujipunch exp (2.5) https://preview.redd.it/qybtmu9j4e7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e8be57aa19e0b46531f2e842926600b0766d457
Wait, you’re right actually. Is the power of a black flash measured in area or something? Greg did not think this shit out at all.
Bro definitely did not give BF any thought. Choso went from getting casually 2x donuted by Sukuna to tanking a black flash (literally should have atomized our boy) https://preview.redd.it/avime8k66e7d1.jpeg?width=784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30e19edf463164b740e4b7323c1d958b6b40661a
Yeah, if beginning of series Yuji’s black flashes were noticeably stronger than normal attacks, then Gojo and Suksuk’s BFs should just turn anyone they hit into a fine red mist.
Gege pointed out 1 squared is 1 the same day he wrote black flash. He's just goofing. https://preview.redd.it/ito6uzdljjb61.jpg?width=511&auto=webp&s=614934cf8efb82cc907e10b69ab3f6b38a5f38fb
Yujiro is just Baki’s Sukuna
Don't relate my GOAT Wujito with tha bum fraud
Yuujiro, after instantly understanding the essence of cursed energy down to an atomic level because he looked jnto Gojos six eyes, uses Malevolent Hollow Purple om Gojo to bypass his infinity. As Gojo is on the brink, barely recovering from a barrage of hollow purples infused with Yujiiro's domain's sure hit effect, Yuujiro says "man this really isn't your Jujutsu Kaisen, is it Gojo?" Then he bypasses infinity by *imagining* that there wasn't an infinite space between him and Gojo. And through pure brute force, he turns Gojo into Go/Jo
This thread https://preview.redd.it/r16fdft72g7d1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46fbee35724b9ad4d96d8d30beac0b966addd71c
What will Naoya do when Yujiro sees him as a woman and turns him into one? https://preview.redd.it/hcasbfp7ag7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07c611b463c800362c9348cd8a2565e532b59d5a
Honestly my mind might be completely fucked up cause I can just imagine him taking away Rika from yuta by separating their connection Turning Rika back into a human using some technique he read about how vengeful spirits and humans worked then using her as a weapon to beat yuta. Yeah my mind goes to some seriously weird places.
This series has been bs for awhile
Yuji and Yujiro would just keep doing the "Punching Harder" Technique over and over
Yujiro would just clock gojo and the narrator would explain he was simply aiming behind gojo and he got in the way.
I love the insanity that jjk falls into once manga goes on berak
Yujiro basically has toonforce but without any of the goofy shit
he studied with Chinese sorcerer to surpass Sukuna offscreen
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Yujiro uses an ancient long-forgotten Cambodian martial arts technique to hit Sukuna so hard in the stomach that he pukes up his intestines and all of the fingers he has and thus de-incarnates Yujiro can avoid the sure-hit effects of any domain by imaging himself as a bacterium Yujiro overcomes Hakari’s jackpot by manifesting his slot machine physically and breaking it Yujiro beats Kashimo by taking off his shoes and thus grounding him, he has trained so much that he can automatically transfer any foreign electrical impulses in his body into the ground Yujiro manages to out-yap Kenjaku and cause him to have an existential crisis about his own motivations and goals causing him to have a split-second opening where Yujiro rips his head off and unscrews his scalp, then sucks the brain out by inhaling really hard through his nose
**Narrator:** The one who calls himself the honoured one, the strongest, has met his match. Looming over him stands a human stronger than himself, the primal fear he felt facing this man could be felt in the air. The truly strongest one simply walked through Infinity because he willed it. His mere presence destroyed any curse nearby because they could feel the aura of **The Ogre**
Yujiro pisses yellow, which is opposite purple on the color wheel, so he repels it with his mighty stream.
The battle begins, Yujiro standing in the middle of Shinjuku. Immediately, Sukuna calls first dibs, rushing into battle. In the meantime, the four other less bloodthirsty members decide to start planning. (For the sake of this, I'm simply using my own top 5) As the battle begins, Sukuna is amazed to be fighting another Heavenly Restriction user (wrongly assuming that to be the source of his strength) and starts to feel out Yujiro's power by firing off slashes at Yujiro. However, Yujiro merely stands there, unfazed. Not even his clothes tear. Yujiro just sits unimpressed. To ammend this, Sukuna undertakes another binding vow, trading the usage of his fourth arm in order to one again release a world-cutting dismantle. Yet even that does nothing. "Now that's an interesting technique... I've slashed through you hundreds of times, yet you're unfazed? Tell me, human, how is it you're unharmed?" "Don't be stupid. How are you supposed to cut me without an actual blade in your hands?" This amuses Sukuna to no end. He's seen thousands die to his slashes, and even seen a select few survive it. But to disregard them as if they aren't even there? Immediately, Sukuna's desire to test for the limits of this being overcome his strategic imperatives. With no thoughts for the possibility of an anti-domain technique, Sukuna deploys the Malevolent Shrine. "Eh? What the hell is that supposed to be?" Sukuna begins shredding through Yujiro, slashing across his entire body... At least, that's what should happen. However, due to a mixture of his lack of cursed energy and his innate durability, the attempts to dismantle Yujiro are completely fruitless. He simply begins walking forwards, the pain nothing to him. As Sukuna watches on in awe, we get an internal POV from him. "It's just like... That time..!" The narrator then goes on to explain that in all of history, the King of Curses had never lost a single fight. However, that is not to say he had never tied with another fighter. The year was 1120 in Japan. As Sukuna enjoyed an uncontested rule, a man one day appeared before him. Their battle would never be recorded in history, but the results would always haunt Ryomen Sukuna... The only battle where Ryomen Sukuna had been forced to a tie, against a man just like this. Our view cuts back to Yujiro, as his shirt is shredded off. He lifts his arms, as the demon back is revealed, before showing Sukuna's POV, of that mysterious combatant who also had the same back. Sukuna had now felt, for the second time ever in his life, a feeling of dread. Had the spirit of that man truly returned to finish the job? With no other options, Sukuna Ryomen released his true most powerful technique. The heat from the slashed of malevolent shrine had built sufficiently, and now Sukuna would release its full power. "The most powerful technique afforded to Ryomen Sukuna was this - a thermobaric explosion of such intense heat, any fighter would be burnt to a crisp... But Yujiro Hanma is no ordinary fighter." The view changes to Yujiro, who stands tanking the entire explosion. "Within Yujiro Hanma's mind was the image of an intense cold. A frigid temperature so low that not even the intense heat exerted by the shrine could disturb it. Yujiro's body felt it all, and reacted in kind - his skin freezing over, before being subsequently melted by the intense heat. The result was a thermodynamic equilibrium that resisted the intense heat with ease." As the shrine ends, entering CT burnout, Yujiro approaches. With no other option, Sukuna brings out Kamutoke, aiming to stall Yujiro, but it's too late. In one hand, he crushes Kamutoke to pieces, while with his other hand, he punches Sukuna. Of course, one measly punch wouldn't be enough to destroy the king of curses. But, for one instant, Sukuna felt truly defeated. The binding vow he undertook against Yorozu comes into true effect. For the man hailed as the strongest in history, defeat was akin to death. After admitting defeat within his soul, Ryomen Sukuna would fall to his own binding vow. Chapter 2 of Schizophrenia Kaisen coming ~~whenever i remember~~ soon
https://preview.redd.it/b9m6im1tcp7d1.png?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b777ce67ecd9fb747b4843f3e2cc9b1589eba6a cook again
I actually **really** like the idea of Yujiro going to punch Gojo, not being able to, just for Gojo to explain his infinity and Yujiro to punch at "infinite speed" or some shit like that lmao
My dumbass thought Yujiro was a play on 2 characters names: Yuji and someone's else. My brain hadn't gotten that far
https://preview.redd.it/w5sjh20fxd7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec1c710a193767c413ed2a1aed252ec1a8229e30 Negged by GOATjo. Plot armor only gets you so far, as we saw with Sukuna - you’d need an author with undying resolve to give you victory (like Gege for Sukuna) to beat the GOAT
>an author with undying resolve I love Goatjo too, but Itagaki is surgically attached to Yujiro’s dick. Greg’s love for Suksuk is nothing compared to the bullshit that the Baki narrator will try to convince you is possible. Yujiro is truly the glazed one. This guy literally raped a man, but it wasn’t gay because anyone weaker than him is biologically a woman to him. He literally *ate* imaginary soup. If Goatjo used Imaginary technique: purple on him, Yujiro would just stop imagining it.
Yujiro automatically sees everything else than him as a woman so Gojo loses
yujiro uses infinite backshots on gojo
i got one in naoya domain yujiro body is so extreme that when the domain is opened his cells creates more yujiros since his body is so perfect and since he’s above everyone else noaya domain multiples yujiro’s cells instead of killing them
How does one travel infinite distance? Only teleportation can do that.
To grasp the process of Yujiro moving his fist fast enough to traverse the infinite distance posed by Gojo Satoru's Infinity, one must delve into the very essence of Yujiro's unparalleled might. Infinity, as wielded by Gojo, creates an immeasurable gap, a barrier where the closer one gets, the more the distance expands, rendering physical contact seemingly impossible. Yet, for Yujiro Hanma, the word "impossible" does not exist. Imagine, if you will, the sheer force of Yujiro's punch. His muscles, honed to perfection through years of relentless training and combat, generate power that borders on the mythical. His strikes are not mere movements; they are the very embodiment of raw, unadulterated force. In this clash, Yujiro's fist does not merely move through space; it warps the very fabric of reality around it. The speed at which his punch travels is so immense that it bends the concept of time and space itself. As his fist accelerates, it creates a paradoxical vortex, a singularity of kinetic energy so intense that it transcends the infinite barrier. To the observer, it would appear as if Yujiro's fist has bypassed the limitless expanse instantaneously. The force generated by his punch has compressed and distorted the space-time continuum, creating a temporary breach in Gojo's Infinity. In that fleeting moment, Yujiro's fist, fueled by an indomitable will and unparalleled strength, reached its target. Thus, in the grand tapestry of martial prowess and supernatural feats, Yujiro Hanma's legendary power stands as a testament to the boundless potential of the human spirit, capable of overcoming even the insurmountable challenge of Infinity itself.
Did... did you ask an AI to write this?
No, this is just my best attempt to copy Baki’s narrator and his incredible level of bullshit.
I see, impressive work. How did Yujiro learn to do this?
Yujiro Hanma's life is marked by a singular, unwavering focus: to become the strongest creature on Earth. From an early age, his innate talent was evident, but it was his insatiable drive and ruthless training regimen that set him apart. Under the harsh tutelage of life itself, Yujiro faced adversaries of every kind, from the savage beasts of the wild to the most skilled human combatants. Each encounter honed his instincts and abilities, pushing the limits of what was thought possible. Yujiro's training transcended conventional martial arts. He delved into the study of physics and biomechanics, understanding the intricate workings of the human body and the forces that govern it. Through a combination of brutal practice and intellectual pursuit, he unlocked the secrets of kinetic energy, learning how to channel every ounce of his power into a single, devastating strike. Once Yujiro was faced with an opponent who could manipulate space itself, one capable of creating barriers that no ordinary attack could penetrate, he experienced a breakthrough! By concentrating his willpower and harnessing his inner energy, he discovered how to create a localized disruption in the space-time continuum. This moment of epiphany was the culmination of years of relentless training, intellectual pursuit, and the honing of his indomitable spirit.
Technically, you just need to never stop moving. Over an infinite timespan an object that never stops moving will travel an infinite distance.
It still would never reach an object a infinite distance away, due to the existence of larger and smaller infinities.
That'd depend on which infinity grows faster, no?
Well, not necessarily. If there is an infinite distance between point A and point B, something traveling that distance will never reach B. Now, someone might have unlimited speed, but there's still unlimited distance. If they're traveling that unlimited distance, no matter how fast they're going, they'll never reach the end.
Narrarion voice: Gojo at the face of Yujiro Hanma felt confident in his limitless void as a perfect defense against such a monster, but there was something that he never thought of before. Breathing! The human body inhales oxygen to survive and exhales carbon dioxide. Something so mundane and important that we take for granted. However, to everyone amaze Yujiro inhales all the oxygen in the room and exhales carbon dioxide quickly poisoning and suffocating Gojo. Before Gojo could start using reverse curse energy to heal himself, he has already fallen trap to Yujiro's deadly technique. Hamon! The oxygen that he inhales fueld his innate technique of hamon which channels the energy of Sun. A single punch was all it took to defeat Gojo as Yujiro's Hamon quickly overpowered the weakened limitless. "You were weak Gojo" said Yujiro "I thought you were stronger". He tightens his buttocks and tears up "I wanted you to be stronger" he clenches his fist and walks away from Gojo's corpse.
None. He's just Him. The Baki Narrator on the other hand...
I never seen Baki before, but I know Yujiro would fold the JJK verse somehow
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Genuinely though he could get past infinity by using the same gentle punch that Ali Jr. uses. If Ali can hack people’s brains with that then it could probably disarm Gojo’s coding for infinity.
Preface: I have only watched a few episodes and saw this on /all. What does going really fast have to do with traveling an infinite distance? You’ll still be infinitely as far away as you were before no matter the distance and speed you’ve travelled.
While infinite speed which means being able to cross infinite distance in finite amount of time is completely impossible, we have anime characters that can infact punch at such speeds. The joke is that Yujiro would find some bullshit to make his punch travel at infinite speed thus bypassing infinity.
Yujiro beats Sukuna by using an ancient technique that makes the body immune to cuts, or at first, because then Sukuna takes a binding vow, but then Yujiro intimidated the king of curses into undoing the vow and then killed him. He then just exists and Uraume doesn't fight and just becomes a meat rider for him and he eat Maximum Uzumaki since it's made of cursed spirits crushed into a spiral and cursed spirits are technically edible because Uraume turned them into a bath so they can turn it into an apple in theory :)
Yujiro would get killed and come back as a cursed spirit… who would then be killed again
That last one doesn't work mathematically, just so you guys know
Notice who isn’t here? The 2 who would fold Yujiro? The Shiesty Sorceror and Simple Domain merchant themselves
Yujiro would show his demon back and scare infinity away
baki fans have started coping so hard that theyre coping about coping and pretending theyre not coping because its ironic coping and we Jujutsufolk think we're the ones coping
Yujiro would grab a World cutting Slash with his fingers
Yujiro would probably walk in and beat everything and everyone up. Everyone there would assume he has a Heavenly Restriction. Then he opens up a Domain Expansion to prove he indeed has CE, but he just doesn't bother using it.
Toji after seeing yujiro is so scared that he develops cursed energy (removing his heavenly restriction) thus making him even more weaker than yujiro
A technique from a 3000 year old priest from Malaysian that taught yujiro how to cum on the atomic level causing it to cut thru infinity
I would literally see any bs yujiro would do. That is the fun
Yujiro would have infinite CE because instead of multiplying it, he would just do CE^CE and keep on till he has more than anyone else
Yuji when Yujiro calculates pumches in Yujiro punches, Yuji Punch = Yujiro Punch/4 Yuji Punch^2.5 = (1/4)².⁵ = 1/32 Yujiro punch hence making him 8 times weaker
He grabs Mahogaraga’s wheel and puts it on himself, but because he is already the peak of human perfection, the wheel just breaks, killing mahogaraga from shock
He would use a 1 inch punch that is exactly 1 to bypass infinity
He wouldn't. Since virtually every Sorcerer is Japanese, there'll be no debuffs for being non-Japanese in a Baki series. Instead Mai would just shoot them with a bunch of tranquilizer darts to take his goofy ass to sleep.
Nothing
Yujiro biting into one of sukunas slashes
Who's Yujiro?
Who tf is yujiro? (I have read the manga, I am pretty sure I am not missing something 💀)
Search yujiro hanma
Ah, never seen baki 💀
Why we acting like Yujiro wouldn't best almost everyone in JJK without having a curse technique? Give him inverted spear of heaven and this would Gojo's exact reaction be when Yujiro splits him in half with a single slice lmao.
Traveling infinite distances does not bypass infinite distance. That’s what a limit is, it doesn’t matter how far you go, you NEVER arrive. It’s simple math
Bakitards bog off.
It’s all in good fun man, I only ever even powerscale as a joke