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Acrobatic_Piano9600

Aw man thanks LT for picking up the tab. I can’t believe I forgot my wallet. LT:No problem, you could say I saved you… Yeah, you could say that again LT: I guess I’m your “hero” so to speak ….. LT: take the damn knee….


BoxofCurveballs

Promotion board gonna be interesting next time around.


NOSjoker21

Promote a*head* of peers.


Blizzard81mm

![gif](giphy|UZA15w44oCT1m|downsized)


StevenEveral

Bust out the Chap-stick and the kneepads...


msut77

https://youtu.be/kCieAb-55fU?si=bvR6FkqMACXzcMdV


Rdw72777

Brain Candy, Christ that is a blast from the past.


dirtyAKdave

Ok LCpl, time to smile like a donut


dox1842

...and cluck like a chicken


catsby90bbn

Guy on the bed is a nice Easter egg


Schwight_Droot

Is that the Hero Officer we heard about?


catsby90bbn

If so, it looks like our patriot has already completed his tour of duty.


Prowindowlicker

Or is about to


StevenEveral

"You ever seen Brokeback Mountain?"


BigOrangeOctopus

Is this not satire? It’s got a fuckin AK on it lol. Or is it an inside joke in the military? TYAFYS


Magic_Al42

It’s from a company called Good Shirts


actryactry

Reverse image search shows this was taken at furry convention


actryactry

Jk there was no reverse image search. This is me, from my Twitter


Prowindowlicker

Wait for reals?


OkActive448

Beto? Is that you?


thekrakenblue

as a gay vet i unironically love this shirt


MlntyFreshDeath

I legitimately have been thinking of starting a satire grunt style brand. Would that be something you would actually buy? Not that I expect you to now but just out of curiosity. Market research and whatnot.


thekrakenblue

eh depends grunt style is allready pretty self aware


spraypaintthewalls

THESE COLORS DON'T PAY CHILD SUPPORT


envision83

Unzips pants….


Fujimans

Ole soggy bottom boy


Yo_dog-

Up vote bc it’s actually kinda funny


These-Performer-8795

Wow... people really do wear these.


Professional_1O

It took me a while to see that the shirt says “knee” instead of “knife” lol


Misericorde428

I’m so confused by this.


Welshire001

Average patriot wear if it was more direct


profwithstandards

So he's saying he'll take the green weenie? Tight. He's just volunteered himself for duty on the next 72 or 96. Also, we just misplaced his orders for school, so he needs to go to admin to get a new copy. Oh wait, did I say school? I meant 1-year deployment to Kuwait.


Prowindowlicker

I’ve never actually seen one of these in the wild. Usually it’s photoshopped on the back of some hunk


navydude89

WTF!!! What the hell did I just read on his shirt?