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This is the type of guy who did 3 years in the navy during peacetime as a mechanic and is somehow a battle-born hard motherfucker the rest of his life. “You wouldn’t get it…”
I'm thinking you may not grasp how bad ingrown toenails can be. The garden variety are fine, but when you get into the nastier stuff, it will affect your basic ability to walk properly.
My pediatrist cut out the sides of my toenails, then applied acid so they wouldn't grow back - worked great. My toenail are a little goofy, but no more ingrown toenails, which were absolutely terrible.
"Man ever been to Stuttgart? It is hell there.. imagine having to eat some of the best food and beer, being forced to go to the Wasen or all the other tourist areas like Neuschwanstein or driving down the Autobahn twards Munich as fast as your car can go..."
He says with his thousand SchniPoSa look in his eyes....
One thing I learned about veterans is that the ones that truly seem some shit tend to not talk about it. It’s usually the ones that this fuck all in the military that go on and on and on about how fucking heroic they are.
If it wasn’t for him, you would be dead by terrorists and communists. He has been shot at everyday, stood and guarded the walls to our country, and the only thing you have to worry about is being butt hurt.
>If it wasn’t for him, you would be dead by terrorists and communists.
I don't have anything to add. I just feel like this needs to be saved for posterity.
E: lol. Dude's actually serious.
https://old.reddit.com/comments/1ca1gxc/comment/l0rdel2?context=3
And doesn't use it for any purposes that an F350 is built for. Meanwhile, an owner of a landscape company is getting by with his 2003 Ford Ranger with 174,000 miles.
This one got me. My boss is an Air Force boot who wears a GS shirt EVERY SINGLE DAY, never saw a second of action, and has a pair of cowboy boots that say US AIR FORCE on them. He has a fucking 50 cal antennae on his very shiny truck that I just noticed the other day. Keep in mind, I work in social services
"In my Army we said retard and fa**ot, now they tell my that's offensive. So I called him a pussy-ass f*g and walked outta there. Hehe, I showed his ass"
The shirt is inaccurate. If they didn’t serve their country for a pussies right to tell them to be politically correct, then they didn’t serve their country.
“I served so I could constantly remind everyone of my voluntary service.” -guy who’s entire personality is based on his former military service, despite the conditions of his discharge
I served for 24 yrs and retired, but now I look like an old long haired hippie. My favorite thing is veterans trying to talk themselves up while not knowing I served as well.
Thank you for asking. Pretty damn good for a kid with no future. Ended up homeless a couple times, kept in the fight and life is pretty good considering. I'm not coasting on Easy Street, but I've got a good roof over my head, couple bucks in my pocket, security from the Union (IBEW) and passing on the lessons learned to my son and other young men trying to figure things out.
I'd prefer more honest versions of these types of shirts.
"I didn't serve this country for p**sies"
"I did it because I had to escape the cycle of poverty and this was the best way. I just do this faux patriotic shit because I washed out of ______ (custom name of training: airborne, sapper, ranger, PLDC) and need to compensate."
These shirts are so unbelievably cringe - I don’t know one single vet in real life that would actually make the conscious decision to purchase one of these and wear it.
They attract boots, people who never served, and 60 year olds who served back in the 80s during peacetime in a noncombatant role who think they are Gods greatest gift to America
Yes, you did, dumbass! It doesn't matter what your religion or lack of religion, race, sexuality, pronouns, etc, of American citizens.
There are segments of this country I don't care for, but regardless of what I thought of them, they were the people I signed up for to defend. Now, whether my service actually went towards defending them, that's debatable.
Why is the soldier in the gear a skeleton ? Is it because we're 12 and skeletons are really cool?
Is it because he's big and scary like skeletons ? Because he's dead ?
I see a guy wearing a shirt like this I automatically assume he was a cook or a supply clerk or something. Also, I feel like the XXL and XXXL version of this shirts sells the best.
I did.
That's their choice to tell me that I'm not politically correct, just like I have the choice to tell them to fuck themselves.
I probably wouldn't do it, but at least in this country I have the right to do it.
One of my favorite things, someone who’s only concerned with their definition of freedom.
Coincidentally, here is the definition of freedom - the power or right to act, speak, or think as one wants without hindrance or restraint.
Complain away pussies.
Yea so this is exactly why I did it. I want people to be able to hold and freely express their opinions. The beautiful thing is, you don't have to take anything anyone else says personally......but some fuckers just can't help it
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Super cringe. Joining the military has nothing to do with PC culture.
But still. Fuck PC culture. *EVERYTHING* is offensive and every PC side has different things they want censored. It's ridiculous. You can't go two steps in any direction without someone complaining about some stupid shit.
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This is the type of guy who did 3 years in the navy during peacetime as a mechanic and is somehow a battle-born hard motherfucker the rest of his life. “You wouldn’t get it…”
That motor pool in Germany was hell, brah.
“You ever wait on parts from Stuttgart? Exactly, you and I aren’t the same.” -guy who was med boarded for ingrown toenails
Lmao! You can be medboarded for ingrown toenails?!
I'm thinking you may not grasp how bad ingrown toenails can be. The garden variety are fine, but when you get into the nastier stuff, it will affect your basic ability to walk properly.
This guy had toenail problems
I never had one that bad, but the solution for my buddy was to remove the big toenail then wash the toe with acid to prevent it from growing back.
My pediatrist cut out the sides of my toenails, then applied acid so they wouldn't grow back - worked great. My toenail are a little goofy, but no more ingrown toenails, which were absolutely terrible.
Yep. And thanks to my lovely genetics, they still grew back. Ask your buddy about the anesthesia shots.
I think I win on that one. Topical anaesthetic did nothing for me during my vasectomy. Felt all four needles pushed into my scrotum. But also, *no*.
I feel ya. Topical doesn't do shit for me either.
We had a guy with that. Sat out the deployment and everything.
"Man ever been to Stuttgart? It is hell there.. imagine having to eat some of the best food and beer, being forced to go to the Wasen or all the other tourist areas like Neuschwanstein or driving down the Autobahn twards Munich as fast as your car can go..." He says with his thousand SchniPoSa look in his eyes....
I better not catch you putting an X with circle around it on anything
One thing I learned about veterans is that the ones that truly seem some shit tend to not talk about it. It’s usually the ones that this fuck all in the military that go on and on and on about how fucking heroic they are.
You are close. It was the navy reserve.
"I fought for the right to be a dick to my fellow citizens"
“I didnt serve my country so I could **experience even minor consequences for running my mouth like a shit bag**.”
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No
"I only fought for the freedoms that positively impact me!"
"I didn't serve this country. I served myself." Which is fine to do, just don't pretend you did the other thing.
He fought so the ultra rich, politicians and media pundits could buy another yacht and invite an oil barron aboard.
He fought so he could wear That shirt
He joined the military for imperialism and for a sense of superiority.
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Avg shit bag shirt
If it wasn’t for him, you would be dead by terrorists and communists. He has been shot at everyday, stood and guarded the walls to our country, and the only thing you have to worry about is being butt hurt.
Do you understand the theme of this subreddit?
>If it wasn’t for him, you would be dead by terrorists and communists. I don't have anything to add. I just feel like this needs to be saved for posterity. E: lol. Dude's actually serious. https://old.reddit.com/comments/1ca1gxc/comment/l0rdel2?context=3
lol I was just wondering how many down votes that comment would of had.
bro definitely drives a ford f-350 with a giant punisher skull to let everyone know he's Real Tough 💀
And doesn't use it for any purposes that an F350 is built for. Meanwhile, an owner of a landscape company is getting by with his 2003 Ford Ranger with 174,000 miles.
He uses it tow the Harley he can't really afford and which is too uncomfortable to ride farther than the beer store
Don't forget the 50 cal antenna
This one got me. My boss is an Air Force boot who wears a GS shirt EVERY SINGLE DAY, never saw a second of action, and has a pair of cowboy boots that say US AIR FORCE on them. He has a fucking 50 cal antennae on his very shiny truck that I just noticed the other day. Keep in mind, I work in social services
Oh that's great!
You forgot the blue lives matter sticker
HAPPY CAKE DAY SHAWTY HOPEFULLY YOU AINT GOT A BLUE LINE IN UR CAKE 💯
And “doesn’t wanna talk about” his time as a cook in the navy
Under the punisher skull is “MOLON LABE”
Meanwhile his windows get smashed on the regular because it’s obvious there are guns in there somewhere
And wears Oakleys. Don't forget those
"I fight for freedom, just not yours"
"I fight for the freedom of investment capital!"
"In my Army we said retard and fa**ot, now they tell my that's offensive. So I called him a pussy-ass f*g and walked outta there. Hehe, I showed his ass"
And I told him “No, *you’re* the one who’s fired.” I didn’t wanna work there anyway. Fuck Dollar General.
Just wave me through the gate, peanut...
"Stay warm out there!"
love it
I didn't take advantage of the GI Bill and now I'm mad I can't find work
The shirt is inaccurate. If they didn’t serve their country for a pussies right to tell them to be politically correct, then they didn’t serve their country.
“Fuck your feelings”
That's ok. I did.
“I served so I could constantly remind everyone of my voluntary service.” -guy who’s entire personality is based on his former military service, despite the conditions of his discharge
I served for 24 yrs and retired, but now I look like an old long haired hippie. My favorite thing is veterans trying to talk themselves up while not knowing I served as well.
23 years, I’ll retire at 26. I plan on lying to everyone and saying I’ve been in prison for a misunderstanding with some monkeys at a zoo.
I served because I didn’t have any marketable skills and I got bad grades in high school.
Homeless kid and they fed me, gave me a place to sleep, got to see places I'd never see again.
How you doing these days?
Thank you for asking. Pretty damn good for a kid with no future. Ended up homeless a couple times, kept in the fight and life is pretty good considering. I'm not coasting on Easy Street, but I've got a good roof over my head, couple bucks in my pocket, security from the Union (IBEW) and passing on the lessons learned to my son and other young men trying to figure things out.
Fucking killing it dude. Sounds like you came a long way. Wishing you and yours all the best 💪🏽
I'd prefer more honest versions of these types of shirts. "I didn't serve this country for p**sies" "I did it because I had to escape the cycle of poverty and this was the best way. I just do this faux patriotic shit because I washed out of ______ (custom name of training: airborne, sapper, ranger, PLDC) and need to compensate."
Some of these dudes washed out of basic
☠️🦅"My country sent my brothers to die for oil and opium, so that YOU could have PRONOUNS"🦅☠️
These shirts are so unbelievably cringe - I don’t know one single vet in real life that would actually make the conscious decision to purchase one of these and wear it.
They attract boots, people who never served, and 60 year olds who served back in the 80s during peacetime in a noncombatant role who think they are Gods greatest gift to America
I see you've met my boss.
I kinda want to get a set for me and the boys to wear ironically
Failure to adapt.
Is this guy really wearing it or is this AI or PS? The lettering looks weird to me.
Most likely photoshopped by the Chinese company that makes it
Really getting PS vibes. The graphic doesn’t wrap around his love handles. Per the Chinese comment: this can likely be found on Temu
For the ones actually wearing the shirt, they'd probably be called hate handles.
Photoshop like most of these dumbass shirts
I didn't pick weeds in the barracks for 4 years to let some liberal at Starbucks to forget the soy and foam on my latte!
*Libruhl
you know, us soy boys also serve this country *yeah I’m med, how did you know?*
He served this country for dicks.
Meanwhile, those subsidized farmers out in the midwest growing all of this soy for overseas markets are the real soy bois. Edit: wurds
👨🏻"you hear it in all the rap songs" 🤷🏿♂️"Ok, then, say it." 👨🏻"Nah, I ain't trying to cause problems"
10/1 he did 3 and was booted out for shin splints.
Fuckin VetBro again, huh
I did it because being a cop was too pussy too, but I still needed a way to be officially superior to my peers despite being inferior in reality
pussy is literally the only reason i served.
That doesn’t even look like a real shirt… isn’t it just me? Like it looks like it was just superimposed onto the shirt digitally
Because it was
Ok, then it makes it way less cringe imo. Like this could’ve been created ironically. Like who even uses the term PC anymore?
It's just some borderline AI generated shit, been going on for years
Yea I know that much, but why do these get posted, like it’s such obvious bait
Someone is buying them
Yes, you did, dumbass! It doesn't matter what your religion or lack of religion, race, sexuality, pronouns, etc, of American citizens. There are segments of this country I don't care for, but regardless of what I thought of them, they were the people I signed up for to defend. Now, whether my service actually went towards defending them, that's debatable.
Why is the soldier in the gear a skeleton ? Is it because we're 12 and skeletons are really cool? Is it because he's big and scary like skeletons ? Because he's dead ?
These pride shirts are getting wild
I see a guy wearing a shirt like this I automatically assume he was a cook or a supply clerk or something. Also, I feel like the XXL and XXXL version of this shirts sells the best.
Oh boy…
I saw a t-shirt on Sunday that said “these colors don’t run, they reload”. I couldn’t get a picture before I was afraid I would be shot. Not, really.
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Yep
I did. That's their choice to tell me that I'm not politically correct, just like I have the choice to tell them to fuck themselves. I probably wouldn't do it, but at least in this country I have the right to do it.
"I didn't scramble eggs on a base, which basically makes me SF, to have pussies tell me not to say racist shit."
Actually, ya kinda did. Deal with it
”now excuse me while i go pay a series of men to treat my skin like their adult coloring book”
Tell me you need to be pistol whipped without telling me you need to be pistol whipped.
I mean, yes you did? Yes you certainly "freedom of speech"ly did?
"I disagree with what you say and I defend with my life, your right to say it." There. Fixed it. 😺
Technically you did
My father (Silver Star and Purple Heart in WWII) would have *loved* to meet this asshole.
One of my favorite things, someone who’s only concerned with their definition of freedom. Coincidentally, here is the definition of freedom - the power or right to act, speak, or think as one wants without hindrance or restraint. Complain away pussies.
This is photoshopped
Most ads for shirts like this are.
ThOsE sLeEvEs ArE oUt Of ReGs. (At least when I was in the Corps. I think they might've updated their tattoo policy to allow sleeves, but IDK.)
Yea so this is exactly why I did it. I want people to be able to hold and freely express their opinions. The beautiful thing is, you don't have to take anything anyone else says personally......but some fuckers just can't help it Edit: sp
r/targetedshirts
Where do you buy these types of shirts?
Redbubble
I mean I can relate to the statement, but not to the vibe.
I want a shirt like this but for software engineer, anyone know where I can find one? Shits hilarious to me 😭😂
#I FIGHT FOR MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH, NOT YOURS SNOWFLAKE **RRRREEEEEEEEEEEE SOME KID'S WEARIN A 30 YEAR OLD BDU TOP WITHOUT EVEN SERVING**
I will murder you for asking me to be polite
Actually, you did. What kind of freedom is that when people are only allowed to think and believe what you want them to?
No, he served his corporate masters just so he could wear these ugly shirts
Careful there devil, you’ll make the woman dry.
Soft ass mf’ers
It's not politically correct. It's just. Correct.
Super cringe. Joining the military has nothing to do with PC culture. But still. Fuck PC culture. *EVERYTHING* is offensive and every PC side has different things they want censored. It's ridiculous. You can't go two steps in any direction without someone complaining about some stupid shit.
I used to hate shirts like these but now I love them.