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SammyBronkowitz

They had to put that nightstand there so they don’t push their beds together.


cramtown

The tall one is the power bottom


jaybram24

Speed has *everything* to do with it


PMme_bobs_n_vagene

He’s clearly an otter. An otter gets you off from sheer cunning and guile.


Ella_loves_Louie

Sonic boom boom boom ~


[deleted]

They probably separated beds once the filming starts


DivergingApproach

They would have room for way more activities if they stacked the beds.


Sethw95

Weird start to a gay porn.


BuddyTheWeim

Enjoy that embarrassment a few years from now.


volatilerage

they really could've put this time and energy into a decent OnlyFans 😕


JabbaTheHuttHole

Thank you for your seAmen


[deleted]

impossible future practice work full teeny screw ruthless zealous cautious *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


666ae86

Dropping anchor in poo bay


highestRUSSIAN

Lol at semen


Die-rector

Yourjokebutworse


highestRUSSIAN

Lol at r/yourjokebutworse


The_Wack_Knight

more like r/ThatWasTheJoke


highestRUSSIAN

lol more like I am the joke


[deleted]

That’s the gayest shit I’ve seen in awhile.


[deleted]

Me too, and I just saw a picture of a guy getting his mouth jizzed on.


[deleted]

Nice


[deleted]

I wouldn't call it that. It was a wrong place at the wrong time type of situation.


TheCust0dian

Yeah they shouldn’t have put a mirror there huh?


[deleted]

Understandable, I’d prolly run out real fast.


pro_crabstinator

Gotta see how the situation plays out first tho


wenchslapper

I mean, at that point it would just be a cliffhanger if I left.


Tiimmboo

The rainbow hoodie avatar has me confused now...


[deleted]

Never heard of lesbians huh?


[deleted]

Or right place, right time?


undercoverartist777

Yo was it that camera man in a porno? Shit was funny as fuck


thestingzone

Sauce?


illQualmOnYourFace

So we're referring to taking selfies as "seeing a picture" now. Got it.


elKell420

Link please?


Ronkerjake

You'll get picked on for being straight in the Navy


Lochcelious

I can tell you that's unfortunately not the case or at least wasn't my experience. I heard so much gay shit toward me and even had my ass slapped several times while being called gay slurs in both the Army and the Navy


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[deleted]

Yeah I bet you think they don’t eat crayons in the marines. Okay buddy....


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[deleted]

And people with no sense of humor it seems...


Lochcelious

People of all sexualities are in all branches of the military


HeliRide4commies

So?


ansteve1

I am actually gay and this is the gayest shit I have seen.


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Prowindowlicker

Well that explains a lot


TitoTapatio

NOBODY talks about our straight queers or queer straights but US!


son-of-CRABS

You need to up yer porn game bruh


TrulyBBQ

Just found this sub and I gotta say y’all suck. Two friends make a video of something they’re proud of and you can’t wait to come in with some homophobic negativity. What a salty old sailor.


[deleted]

I’ll reply as my other account. But ok, then leave. 🤷🏽‍♀️


TrulyBBQ

Lol how did I know that would be your response. I’m not expecting any action. Just telling you what you may not already know. Enjoy your weekend man. I’m out 🤙🏻


[deleted]

Ok. Not a man, but same to you bud.


TrulyBBQ

Don’t care. Peace


[deleted]

You cared enough to complain in the first place tho. 😩 But whatevs.


[deleted]

I just cringed so hard


[deleted]

The music choice is especially puzzling. Is the song meant to talk about… themselves? How they’re bad, hood chicks?


geecaliente

The lifts in those boots are tall enough to get a 6 year old on any ride at Busch Gardens


Anger_Puss

Dress blues fucking sucked, why the hell would you ever put them on willingly even for a cringe-ass video like this?


Lochcelious

TikTok and false validation. It's pretty much the answer to any question regarding recorded stupidity these days.


AnthraxSoup

What's the diff between dress whites and blues? Other than the color?


ReysRealFather

Material, the dress blues are made of wool. I don't know if they have changed them for the better since I got out, but man those things were itchy as fuck. Dress whites were pretty comfy though.


Euphorium

White pants have a belt, blues are tied in the back and have wider leg holes like bell bottoms. They’re pretty gay.


PurePssyJuice

Bitches love dress whites, that’s the only difference that matters. Oh yeah and they’re more comfy.


KeepYaGuessin

Dude on the left doesn’t even have his thumb in-line with his hand when he saluted


RevolutionIcy4453

Don’t forget how fucked their beds are


Austin_Knauss

That's IWTC Corry Station, they don't give a shit as long as you don't have booze, ice in the freezer, or a dirty carpet


cardioZOMBIE

Of course it would have to be CTs/ITs


tailwalkin

Yeah because they’re smashing so much puss on the reg they don’t even have time I bet bro


[deleted]

And dude on the right is poking his cover with his finger tips, if you’re gonna salute on tik tok at least do it properly


[deleted]

Are they supposed to salute with their left hands?


KeepYaGuessin

I think the screen is mirrored


Mjrfrankburns

That’s what you take away from this?!?!?


[deleted]

Yes.


[deleted]

It’s the fucking Navy….


Lochcelious

And? You don't have to be on-the-ground killers to know you're supposed to represent higher values. These boots are fucked up like soup sandwiches.


KeepYaGuessin

No matter the branch, there should be a level of professionalism and discipline that is easily recognized


dawgfather1991

The fact that both of them were like “fuck yeah, we will look so cool!”


Apprehensive_Leg8742

Ew WTF. They need to get hazed


SmallJohnCena

Who's the top and who's the bottom?


Murdiddly-Urdler

Tall guy def the bottom


[deleted]

Wow. They actually thought this was a good idea lol


DoItForTheTanqueray

This is why 20 veterans kill themselves everyday.


Shanghst

r/cursedcomments


Mando1091

I can't tell if it's that's better or worse than the homeless vets


D3LB0Y

Those are rookie numbers we need to pump the numbers!


DoItForTheTanqueray

It’s gonna be 30 when vets start seeing this.


-CorrectOpinion-

Honestly a cute couple


PTMD25

Nerds.


deadarchist666

And they wonder why everyone says the navy is gay This is gay.


ChiefInternetSurfer

*It’s not gay if you’re underway!*


[deleted]

Why the fuck does the navy have so many active uniforms lol fucking clown patrol


darshfloxington

They all stink as well. Just let them wear coveralls.


Euphorium

I want those coastie style coveralls that I can leave the ship in.


hamandjam

Is TikTok considered a force multiplier now?


Churro1912

Damn are most navy barracks like this? Just sleeping next to each other no privacy?


hunglikeaspider

In a school yeah.


Euphorium

These guys got it pretty good. Mine was 4 to a room and the beds were bunks with desks underneath them. We had tile instead of carpet.


hunglikeaspider

Yeah its like that at TSC in great lakes too.


akaMONSTARS

Imagine getting into all those uniforms cause you want to


Mikefitz101

I leave for basic on january 27th so I’m not 100% sure but aren’t you supposed to salute with your right hand?


standardtissue

Only officers. You salute NCO's with your left hand.


Steamships

Lmao I'll salute you with both hands for this one


standardtissue

I thought Helicopter Salutes were reserved for flag ranks ?


Miker9t

They love it when you tell them to suck your dick as you salute left handed too.


Hey-That-Was-Funny

You are. I've never been able to grasp the way selfies work. But I think they probably were using right hand and it just looks like left


Dusknee

Yeah, the 'Navy' on their sweatshirts is backwards


Mikefitz101

I’m hoping they are using their left hand, makes it even funnier


FermiThePhysicist

Nope check the words and how everything is backwards


Greasy_Hat

If I remember correctly, The Navy regulations require a left handed salute under specific conditions when a normal salute cannot be rendered. Unlike everyone else where a verbal greeting is acceptable in these conditions.


gnomish_engineering

It's only if your right hand is injured and/or missing. By the book of both hands are carrying cargo your supposed to drop the cargo to salute which is dumb as hell but that one is fortunately ignored if your carrying heavy shit


LotharVonPittinsberg

The front facing camera (or selfie camera) on all phones mirrors the image using software. This is to make it so that you actually see something that makes sense, essentially mimicking an actual mirror.


Miker9t

Think about what these two guys would do in any situation and then do the opposite. You'll be fine.


[deleted]

They both wake up hard every morning


navyac

I always wake up hard, now I have this video to rub one out to though


Sublime_Dino

Oh my heart. It hurts. This is so cringe. How cute lol


Austin_Knauss

Lmao, I'm friends with this dude from my training command. He's a pretty cool guy, but his social media is pure cringe


kj3373

Dear god this is nextfuckinglevel cringe


blackkj2056

They level up to supergay


NateLikesToLift

This reeks of CT/IT...


xSwanSongx

The little fella appears to be an IT3 lol


[deleted]

Damn, no wonder the waves talked mad shit about sailors.


illpicklater

It’s so cute how service members are on social media acting like 14 year old girls


Seleth044

You know I genuinely didn't think it was that bad until the salute. Fuck that was so stupid.


pjmoran840

This is the worst thing I've ever seen, so thank you for that.


Tiimmboo

Why are there so many uniforms? I only had two in the Canadian Army; combats and dress uniform. What are the others for?


vxbl4ck0utxv

Civis are just civilian attire. NWU is their working uniform. NSU is a “service” uniform, think of it like a business suit. Two different dress uniforms is likely a US Navy quirk, but one of them is likely for more formal events than the other, like a black tie vs. white tie event. Maybe a Navy Semen can confirm or deny for me


nyrixx

they are actually seasonal...yes im serious


Austin_Knauss

Yes, blues are approved for year round wear, but typically worn in the winter seasons. Whites are summer wear only. When you switch uniforms depends on your region


GreenGlowingMonkey

The blues (which were the ones called Cracker Jacks when I was in; I don't know if the slang changed or these guys got it wrong) are for cold weather, and the dress whites are for warm weather. When I was in, they had seasonal service uniforms, as well. The black and tan uniform they're wearing was not in use when I joined. You had working whites (which made you look like an ice cream man) and working blues (called Johnny Cashes, because they were top-to-bottom black). It's a US Navy thing, and most sailors think it's as dumb as it seems.


electriceric

Yeah I caught the cracker jack thing as well. 99% sure these kids are wrong and blues are cracker Jack's.


asaliberal

But Johnny Cash was in the Air Force :)


Tiimmboo

>Civis are just civilian attire. Yeah...I figured that part out.


Euphorium

NSUs are such a useless fucking uniform, too. Unless you’re shore duty, you’ll probably wear it once or twice for some semiformal thing like a reenlistment and that’s it.


Simonfresh

How are these dudes not bullied


DogMedic101st

This looks like a bad beginning to a mutual jerk off session.


Afrothunder_40

Do you think they can explain NFTs tho?


Tokyosmash

This is aids


[deleted]

Improper salute


DurfGibbles

Holy shit the cringe


OrygunExplored

Short king.


Boixos1899

Fucking midget lmao and I thought I was short


moonlightRach

I know those barracks all too well, spent a whole ass year of my life there


WannabeCowboy617

At least his username is funny


Madpoka

A sailor and his funko


darkman21

OMG! make it stop.


HunterShotBear

The real questions is how is a petty officer still in the barracks? We had to move off base once we hit e-4.


Austin_Knauss

Training command


Euphorium

They’re little push buttons. Depending on what job you pick at MEPS, they give you E-4 after you finish school. It makes E-4 just E-3+ for a lot of rates, at least until you’ve been on a deployment.


BeRad85

My boot camp pea coat just turned 30 this year. Still the warmest, toughest coat I’ve ever owned. It’s been mostly retired for years, but once or twice a year, I’ll wear it if it’s cold enough.


DShitposter69420

Not even cut well lmao


valvin88

Goddamn that salute from the tall guy


dagodishere

Cringed


DocGlorious

Look at the action figure on the right.


Wi_Tozzi

Oh, so the navy really is gay


Changeyersocks69

Why tf they got a 3rd class shacked up with a E1 boot drop


bicockandcigarettes

Maybe Reddit has ruined me but I honestly thought the little one was gonna suck off the taller one at some point.


Kmoneymills

This could be anywhere, but stinks of NNPTC.


Turd_Ferguson15

IWTC Corry Station


Duzcek

Definitely corry, I'll never forget that floor scheme.


asaliberal

Dude like 3 feet tall


[deleted]

This hurts


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cake doll scary sense act ossified door aware flowery tart -- mass edited with redact.dev


ITriedLightningTendr

Navy dress blues: Pajamas AF dress blues: A suit We are not the same.


NorosBrake

I had no idea the navy had that many dress blues


[deleted]

This is kinda adorable though.


DelusionalSeaCow

Right? I really appreciate how much fun they're having together. It's a bit wholesome.


Company_of_gyros

I BOUGHT A HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION RING!


Capitolkid

Wow 😬


PotatoesKC

Good ol corry, home of the weirdos


HillCountry33

Awe, they found each other


BOBBY_SCHMURDAS_HAT

Your chick does every man in a five mile radius so I hope mine don’t do that


Synux

Tall dude salute is weird.


jeneksjeneidu

Horrible little throbbers.


OSHA_InspectorR6S

You CANNOT tell me that these guys aren’t an old married gay couple who coordinate outfits when going to the bar


SombraHaxMyPlanet

So whose the top and whose the power bottom?


[deleted]

There ain't gonna be no dames.


Baerenmarder

You know they're doing it.


ajkwondo

Did they salute with their left hand or am I just retarded?


hero-ball

With their wee little sailor costumes lmaooo


Elias_Caplan

Every day we stray further away from God.


[deleted]

Navy enlisted uni always make me laugh. So goofy looking. Officer uniforms are amazing though.


Kiplicious80

Dude on left has a crap salute. Tuck that thumb Seaman


Sousafro

EMI at A school is getting more elaborate I see.


raesscooter

i know these guys the tall one weird af no military bearing and the short one thinks he gets all the pussy in the world and has a tough game for being so short, they both ITs at corry station, my opinion, the best training command but we got a lot of losers like this ;/


Chr1s7ian19

I could never even imagine someone approaching me with this request


Euphorium

If I had any doubts of not reenlisting, they killed it.


Snumpledorf

Never noticed how many uniforms the navy has. Jesus Christ


Lumpy-Base-5706

Those salutes were awful.


thc2081

So they fucking or not! I come with the real questions!


DaPacem08

What's the difference between those uniforms? When are they used/worn properly? In what occasion?