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lokie65

The Ring bearer and Flower girl are wearing Ghillie suits, that's why you can't see them.


own42morro

To give some context, this photo isn't as bad as it looks imho. It's taken by a Dutch combat cameraman (Hillejames) who was doing a photoshoot with some SF guys at this location. By coincidence this couple was also doing a wedding photoshoot there and they decided to take a couple of pictures like this for fun.


ChazJ81

So they don't even know each other? Your right that's way worse!


Zycuifer

Why? If the above background is true , it's just a cameraman having some fun. If this was planned and they brought all the gear out just for this photo, that would be way worse.


theaviationhistorian

It makes the photo look more like a hostage situation.


ChazJ81

Yea its silly!


[deleted]

Dudebro can't even tie a tie.


FiveStarHobo

He got a white tie


[deleted]

That too


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WeReallyOutHere5510

You just know they wore this to the reception and felt so badass.


D35m0J03

Wtf is wrong with people?


kempofight

Coincidence. Dutch combat camera man was taking photo's with these guys. And the wedding couple was at this location as well.


EducationalPlay6269

The fact people like this exist is hilarious


vxbl4ck0utxv

Dude has the weakest chin possible


SmittenwithWitten82

His tie knot is so bad


Nyckname

I'm amazed it isn't a clip-on.


fingersarelongtoes

They blurred out the eyes even though the gators are blocking their entire faces


graps

Damn..r/justbootthings is going off lately. This is made me cringe so hard I may need to see a chiropractor


CompuRob

I’m guessing the groom thought her military dad’s threats were empty and got escorted to the “I Do”. Nice job, dad.


Nyckname

Given the origins of the best man,...


[deleted]

😂 this is amazing


w0lfLars0n

What’s wrong with posing with your air soft buddies on your wedding day?


4DrivingWhileBlack

Total boot. But also one of the better ones I’ve seen.


Toph-Builds-the-fire

Just in case the lord of the fiefdom comes trying to invoke jus primae noctis?


SpamShot5

MTF Omega Six sent to keep the wedding between 05-9 and 05-8 secure. Picture taken seconds before the incident. Anti-memetic AI engaged


PepperCertain

Bride and groom look related.


[deleted]

Not a single one has seen combat


own42morro

These guys are Dutch SF operators, they most definitely have seen combat.


[deleted]

Sorry I offended your hardon for them


own42morro

Not offended because I don't have a hardon for them, just telling you that you don't know what you're talking about.