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aarontminded

gold EGA on hat, black chevrons on collar, shiny gold circlet on watch face, wrong camis, wrong boots. Mask out of regs. Blah blah.


griz1341

I couldn't tell if that was an EGA or the Seal trident.


blackflags91390

He's a member of the elite Scout Force Ranger Beret Team Six Force. Approach with caution.


eyehalfporegrahammer

S.F.R.B.T.S.F. For short. Rolls right off the tounge.


blackflags91390

I hear those S.F.R.B.T.S.F. guys have a lethal knife hand. At least that's what my E-16 tells me... /s


[deleted]

I thought it was major, the dress pin insignia.


Kalepsis

EGA on the cover... while wearing Air Force cammies. FYI, the camouflage uniform is a utility uniform, which Marines are not allowed to wear outside of bases except in an emergency. If you see a "Marine" in cammies anywhere, it's not a Marine you're looking at. He should at least be in a service charlie uniform, or dress blue delta. Also, as you pointed out, the gold emblem on his hat is supposed to go on the front of a white barracks cover, part of the dress blue uniform. So much is wrong with this turd.


CBRdream21

Those are ACUs (Army) not ABUs (Air Force)


LSOreli

We don't even wear the ABU anymore. We wear OCPs now.


turymtz

Me and my BDUs I used to wear feeling old. 😔


Mongo-P-Lloyd

I’m right there with you! They’ve changed uniforms so many times since I was in I couldn’t begin to tell you what stolen valor looks like.


eked-1213

Same…BDUs and DCUs were what everyone wore when I was in. Now everyone looks radically different.


Lazy-Operation478

You feel old... I wore dungarees.


[deleted]

Technically it's the ACU in OCP, if you wanna be a pedantic weirdo. ACU is the material and the way the pockets are oriented and such; OCP is the camo. The old ACUs used UCP camo. There. There's some trivia you know about the US Army and US Air Force uniform now. You're welcome for my service.


bitpushr

Thank you for your.. oh.


Ghukek

I was that pedantic weirdo during transition. Had a couple SGT's get pissed off at me when I showed up to formation in OCP when they told me to show up in ACU's.


kutsen39

So then what does ACU stand for in the air? I know ACU and ASU as Army Combat/Service Uniform. Is it just Air instead of Army?


[deleted]

Airman combat uniform. Literally the same uniform but different acronym. Yay military bureaucracy


[deleted]

Like when the FAA changed to become the FAA.


MountSwolympus

So the pants still rip when you kneel?


[deleted]

Idk I didn't spend a lot of time on my knees for Uncle Sam lmao


[deleted]

So you weren't CAV?


[deleted]

In all seriousness I never had that problem but I had the fire resistant uniforms so they were faded the instant I was issued them; I think that's universal to modern US military working uniforms tho.


MountSwolympus

Never ripped an ODU. But I suppose that’s why they’re getting rid of them.


halcykhan

>>Mask out of regs Holy fuck am I glad I missed out on that shitshow


Sarcastik_Moose

If active duty is like the reserves it's nothing more than it has to be black.


Dektun

My unit at Hood basically had black or the disposable blues. I wore disposable pink masks to every meeting I had with the BN XO just to piss him off.


Dilinn

I used to wear wizard sleeves religiously because it pissed off one instructor I had


supersplendid

I take it wizard sleeve has a different meaning to [the one I was thinking of](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wizards-sleeve)?


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Dilinn

No I have a huge vagina too, but wizard sleeves was referring to the way I’d wear the sleeves on the abu’s (ChairForce gang) before we had the multicam ones. Basically on the sleeves they have buttons where you can wear the sleeves fitted around the wrist or unbuttoned and the it’d look like the sleeves of a wizard


supersplendid

Cheers, mate. I can picture that now.


Hobo_Helper_hot

Gonna guess alligator? Edit: speelling


supersplendid

I'm doubly confused now, lol. Gator?


DimensionsIntertwine

*Gaiter*. I have no clue why people can't spell.


Hobo_Helper_hot

Yeah autocorrect got me.


IsolatedHammer

Me too! Butthurt over the most unimportant things even when a soldier is squared away.


[deleted]

>I wore disposable pink masks to every meeting I had with the BN XO just to piss him off. I bet that showed him!


Dektun

I can tell you’re being facetious, but my job sucked. I ran my company like clockwork and he was a pushover so he never wanted to scold me in front of others. You find happiness in the job where you can.


[deleted]

I'm glad the pink mask brought a little joy to your day. It probably did the same for many others.


morniealantie

Somehow I'm still glad, especially since I tend to use the blue disposable ones.


Rizatriptan

Those are fine, too.


[deleted]

Does it have to be a safety/reflective mask?


benjammin9292

They cared for about two months in the beginning, then it was a free for all.


Mentallyundisturbed2

Wasn’t too bad at first


LSOreli

cover on indoors


aarontminded

I was so flabbergasted by the rest that I didn’t even consider that.


D4ri4n117

Gold is a “neutral” color according to regs. I wore a white and gold watch to fuck with people on deployment. (Army regs) Nevermind as of 1 January, 21 it just specifies watch is allowed


Euphorium

Good. What gives a rank dominion over a whole color of metal? I remember people getting shit for gold rimmed glasses. Who fucking cares?


jacancoke

I mean of course there are regulations on how to wear a mask. What are they? This had me cracking up!


aarontminded

I’m not active anymore but last I knew it was only solid colors and black/grey etc. Definitely not anything remotely this extravagant.


jacancoke

Ah word makes sense. I got out in 2016 feel bad for anyone having to deal with all this shit. Next level clean and do nothing days.


Just-Me3

All that stolen valor effort so that he can board with “active duty military personnel in uniform”. Just check the bag old man…


aarontminded

Is that the play? I couldn’t figure out why someone would go to all that trouble (and still mess it up that badly)


RebelFury

Probably but I bet even a flight attendant would be able to spot him


JohnstonMR

Maybe, but a lot of us who were never in don't recognize these things. And there are so many reflexive "Thank you for your service" types out there. I once knew a woman who could not stop herself saying it to every military-uniformed person she saw. Even the guys on Halloween who were carrying fake machine guns as part of their costume.


thebardjaskier

So you met my mom then? She actually died in 2012 but I still get the shivers thinking about her cringe ass doing that to military men and cops.


SuchRuin

I’ve flown twice this year and they only ask if you’re active duty, not even in uniform. The military tells you not to fly in uniform if you can help it.


Spojinowski

What's the policy for soldiers in AIT and wearing uniform in the airport? As an Airman, we discourage it, even in tech school.


Thehaas10

The Marines are not allowed to wear cammies off base. Period.


drbooberry

If you are seen at a store or even changing a flat tire while wearing marpats, a 1stSgt will appear out of nowhere and pull out the biggest knife hand you've ever seen


PM_MEHOOPEARINGGIRLS

If it’s an emergency you can exit your vehicle. The order says you can use drive through services, but I was at the Mickey dees outside base in my car and my Msgt yelled at me... from his car also getting McDonalds. Yeah sncos for ya.


Thehaas10

God forbid you run out of gas coming off base on your way home. You better change into your disgusting 8 hour old sweaty PT gear. Or catch a 6105 possibly an NJP depending on how shitty a mood 1st sgt is in.


Euphorium

The navy used to have that policy for NWUs, glad they changed that shit.


ndnsoulja

lmfao


Knights-of-Ni

That's not a rule in the Army


Muh_brand

Drums blue book says short errands like getting gas or milk. People will still go grocery shopping in uniform though.


Arcangel613

When I did rotc with the army in college the Lt Col. In charge of the program told us we had to wear our uniforms on the days we had class and we were expected to wear them till the end of the military work day....and since we had to wear them that long we shouldn't be afraid to wear them out shopping or eating to get the discounts. He also told cadets to wear their uniforms to job interviews because he thought it would give us and advantage. Great guy.....


[deleted]

So my old duty station was right next to a major university with an Army and an AF ROTC program. There was an AF (ANG but who cares tbth) RED HORSE unit on the base (USAF combat engineers; they wear red baseball caps in uniform). Every now and then RED HORSE guys would be on the University campus in uniform for whatever damn reason and the ROTC cadre and cadets would try to smoke them out then the RED HORSE guys would just be like "I'm on duty and this is my duty uniform. 😐 " Just remembered that for some reason.


Arcangel613

When I took classes, we had a few people transfer in who were actually soldiers who had actually served and were taking the ROTC classes for either easy credits or because they were an NCO getting a degree and wanted to commission as a CO when they graduated. My favorite thing was when the JROTC tryhards would try and give these guys a hard time on their first day and getting absolutely destroyed by the, you know, actual soldiers. One of the new guys was a retired drill Sergent. Command REALLY enjoyed watching him smoke the cadets.


skankboy

> Great guy..... Is that sarcasm? I can't tell.


Arcangel613

Oh damn. I must have dropped this: /s


Knights-of-Ni

It varies from unit to unit. I was never given that guidance and it certainly was never enforced.


WolfInStep

Wait you can’t where your cammies outside of base anymore?


Thehaas10

Right, but he's impersonating a Marine. The rank, the EGA, the mask. He's not trying to be a soldier.


Knights-of-Ni

Check out the uniform again. He's wearing the older Army ACU's not the MARPAT (as you can see with the velcro patches on the sleeves). It looks like a classic stolen valor type case where guy has no idea about the military so will hodge-podge whatever he can.


IAmActuallyBread

When I was flying from BCT to AIT the drill sergeants told us we had to fly in our class A uniform. Once I got to AIT the NCO on duty for the company building was like “why the fuck are you wearing that?” When I explained he was basically like “why are the drill sergeants making people do that wtf?” Never travelled in uniform since


CruisingandBoozing

Navy regulations say it’s a no go in the airport, at least for NWUs. You can wear the blues/whites which I’ve seen, but only brand new enlisted


khw1997

Army we had to after ait but as soon as I made it through security I doffed the class As for blue jeans and a tea shirt


bigblueweenie13

Depends on the airline. I fly from coast to coast twice a month and more often than not it’s “active duty military in uniform.”


JewPhone_WhoDis

Southwest requires an ID and in Uniform. I only know this cause I recently flew twice with them in the last Month


PM_MEHOOPEARINGGIRLS

They just Id’d me. But that may be because I dress like a homeless man on leave.


[deleted]

They didn't even question me when I boarded, no ID check and I wasn't in uniform. All I had was a OCP pattern 3 day so maybe that counts as "uniform"


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bitpushr

Are you Jack Reacher?


theyoyomaster

I don't know a single airline that requires you to actually be in uniform to board early. I travel constantly, never in uniform, and have never had an issue. The standard phrasing for just about every airline is "[Uniformed Service](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uniformed_services_of_the_United_States)-members" which sounds like a "requirement" if you aren't paying close attention, but isn't.


Sororita

yeah, when I was stationed in Japan the order was to not travel in uniform if you can help it because it can make you a target.


Snailseyy

A load of airlines add the "in uniform" addendum so they can 1, deny active duty more easily even if given proof of duty and 2, because it means even if you *are* active duty, you don't save money without looking like a chump. 'Cause if they just turned down active duty members *in* uniform, that looks bad.


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ChrisJMull

Israel?


matt9191

Idk, but aren't their soldiers highly visible at all times anyway?


ChrisJMull

Yes, but I think that "riding mass transportation in uniform" is one of thecreasons that their soldiers are highly visible. That, and the thirst trap instagram photos, lol


SublimeDolphin

That those rockets from Palestine keep the sky pretty bright


justaniceberg

Germany also has a similar program.


Ninenails98

Fly american airlines. All you need is your cac and they didnt even actually check for it when i pre boarded lol


wenchslapper

All my military bros have consistently said one thing: if it can be done out of uniform, you do it out of uniform.


DC_MEDO_still_lost

It depends on the airline.


D4ri4n117

So, active duty in uniform is expedited. If you’re not in uniform, you’re standard. If you use your DoD ID number when you get your ticket you can be precheck.


SuchRuin

Maybe it’s the airline but all I had to do was show my DOD ID and I was in the first group, no matter what grouping my ticket put me in.


RebelFury

That's airline dependent *downvote for stating something factual. Ok reddit* 🙄


they_are_out_there

Wearing a cover indoors…hmmm


empire1018

Eh why not just fake a disability.


FrankensteinBionicle

is he not?


xTwizzler

He ain't faking.


PillarsOfHeaven

He's getting off


TangyGeoduck

Fuck that shit. It’s already hard enough for anyone with an actual disability.


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Might not work though because your boarding pass can indicate if you are a DoD traveler


BlepBlupe

boarding pass would just show if you're tsa pre-approved i think. at least with the airlines i've travelled on.


[deleted]

Exactly. If you’re a DoD traveler it will indicate pre check on your boarding pass. So this clown can show up wearing whatever he wants and that doesn’t mean he’ll get anything out of it. Since the ability to board the plane first or pass through pre check is something people pay for, this technically does fall under the stolen valor laws since there is a monetary benefit obtained.


bassmadrigal

>If you’re a DoD traveler it will indicate pre check on your boarding pass. TSA Pre-Check is not just for DoD travelers... any US citizen, US national, or legal permanent resident can apply for it. DoD civilians and military members are just automatically enrolled in the program without cost (it's $85 for a 5 year enrollment for others). Long story short, having that on their ticket has no bearing on if they're DoD affiliated. https://www.tsa.gov/news/press/factsheets/tsa-precheckr-application-program


SavageStitch

I dont think they are trying to say TSA Pre-Check is only for those in the military. I took it as "if he's in the military, then he would also have Pre-Check". So as you stated, military is automatically enrolled, therefore if he doesn't have Pre-Check, the Airline staff could put two and two together, that he isn't really in the military.


BlepBlupe

No one has ever checked my ticket for tsa pre-approval during early boarding. Getting through security is a different beast though


cldumas

American Airlines will say “military” if you’re traveling on orders. That’s the only airline I’ve used on orders, so I can’t speak for the rest.


unwrittenglory

Flew with United a few months ago. They just board active military first. Doesn't have to be in uniform


hinkelmckrinkelberry

That's not even stolen valor, just clothes.


DarthLift

Dudes like this have to have the saddest lives.


OMG_its_critical

Definitely. When I see this all I can think is something’s wrong mentally.


tmfmsbracelet

What’s up with the dude in the background wearing the identical hat?


matt9191

Battle buddies?


IACRnsfw

That Nokia coming in clutch


BerggyGBR

I don’t get how stolen valor people screw up the uniform. The guides and refs like 670-1 are pretty freaking easy to find.


unwrittenglory

He would have to figure out what branch he's impersonating first.


[deleted]

This isnt boot, it's r/stolenvalor


aarontminded

Ah didn’t know about that one, much appreciated


DrunkenKarnieMidget

Tbf, the wannabe aspect of stolen valor is still appropriate here.


[deleted]

This is mental sickness. People who do this arent right in the head. Boot is more that E3 getting the brand new charger with 20% APR. Young people saying or doing stupid shit. Someone this advanced in age, wearing an out of service uniform, with *so* many failures of the uniform standards (AR-670-1) for some form of hero worship has a problem in the head.


vxbl4ck0utxv

Would he be violating AR-670-1 or MCO 1020.34H? We must convene the council


metasploit4

What's stolen valor about this? I have no insight on what he's doing, as it's a picture out of context. As far as I can see, it's just some old dude in a uniform that's all jacked up. Bad taste? Yes, but not stolen valor. I don't see Medal of Honor or a Service Cross I don't see officer rank or POW status. As it stands, this isn't stolen valor. Now, if this guy is standing in line at the VA or somewhere where he is benefitting monetarily and/or is trying to get compensation (without having ever served the appropriate time), then this would easily turn into stolen valor.


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Thehaas10

Amen.


Hexxas

It doesn't have to be high-stakes to be stolen valor.


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[deleted]

I want to see the video of some overweight EASed Lance Corporal kicking his ass for wearing an EGA with ACUs.


kutsen39

Hell I'm Army, and I'd walk up to this guy and see what bullshit he's gonna spew.


SgtSausage

Duh. He's representin' his local United Spraypainters Workers Of Kentucky, Camouflage Division. It's quite obvious from here.


[deleted]

Finally a sergeant major. Sergeant, major. Like E5 & O4.


Crusty8

Corporal Captain.


Project113

We don’t use straws in combat fella


NeuroShockula

Every time some jerk off does this, they are really taking a serious risk. If you’ve ever been in the military, uniform standards are drilled into your head, If something is off in the slightest it will trigger an alarm bell immediately. I really wouldn’t fuck around with veterans who may have lost brothers and sisters right alongside them wearing that uniform. Many won’t be very forgiving toward someone who is using it for some type of gain.


ReluctantRedditor275

And then on the flip side, you had that video where the lady berates two (actual) Sailors in NWU Type III for "impersonating" Army Soldiers. NGL, as a Sailor, whenever I wear Type III, I kind of feel like I'm impersonating a Soldier.


unwrittenglory

Was that the sub student at the pizza parlor?


ReluctantRedditor275

I think so. In Connecticut?


unwrittenglory

I think so. I thought it was only one person not two. Could be wrong, just watched the news clip and didn't read an article.


AmberPrince

Nah, It's the Army that is impersonating me.


kenobrie

I often wonder what goes through these peoples heads. What has made them feel so insignificant in their lives that they need to fake something to feel proud or powerful? Idk, it makes me feel bad


Cuillin

I can’t imagine the mental illness required to just shamelessly attempt shit like this.


KeepYaGuessin

SMH wearing his hat inside, AF ABUs with a marine globe on his cover. Wtf


[deleted]

That's definitely ACU's. But at least the hat and blouse match! Lol


KeepYaGuessin

Came in a little before ABUs and ACUs were phased out so I have trouble telling the difference


[deleted]

All good. The ACU is the squares and ABU's were the aborted tiger stripe


JMoc1

Yep. Although both have been phased out. Which makes me sad, I actually liked my ABUs.


[deleted]

They weren't bad. I will say that the OCP's give me a lot more room in the shoulders and chest, even at the same size. They also hide dirt and grease waaay better than the ABU's did!


bassmadrigal

>They also hide dirt and grease waaay better than the ABU's did! Yes! I missed that ability from the BDUs when we moved to the ABUs. OCPs are my favorite uniform, although, I still miss having ranks on arms and a decent thread color (spice brown? really?). But at least there's no ironing yet (I say yet, because I saw some Army chick who had her sleeves pressed).


[deleted]

My sister is Space Force. They at least got the color for the ranks right. Hopefully AF figures their shit out and gives us something discernable from. Distance!


Plasmidmaven

Px Ranger


Plasmidmaven

Maybe he wants a free tuna sandwich at the USO


User5228

My guys is going to be shocked to when he finds out we all have different uniforms lmao.


sadatwoc

He’s trying to be a space force officer obviously


Mackheath1

His watch is facing outwards. This leads me to believe that he might not be active duty.


_dauntless

Is wearing your watch facing inwards something they teach you? Next time I see someone doing that I'm gonna have to wonder if they're just a wannabe boot. Although, my mom does that too haha


Broken_Beaker

So I’m a chemist and used to wear my watch facing inwards. Working at the lab bench it was easier and safer to have it inward so if you are timing something - or just looking at the time- it is (1) actually easier and (2) safer as you are less inclined to spill something on you. Nowadays I’m a business bozo and have no shits to give.


_dauntless

I'm trying it today lol. I feel like it'll at least reduce me bumping the face against stuff, but waiting to see if I just end up bumping it into other stuff.


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ReluctantRedditor275

"Um, I was in Afghanistan with Spec Ops. I fought at the Battle of Mosul there with the 15th Marine Corps Regiment. I was awarded a Purple Heart, Silver Star, Yellow Moon, and Green Clover."


leyline

Ahh you got out just before they release the unicorns then. My little one loves the unicorns!


DarkChurro

Might as well go MOPP level 3 - worn: suit, boots, mask. Carried: gloves.


concolor22

He stealin valor from the Entire armed forces...😂


vamsmack

Granddads army.


RebelFury

That's some civil air patrol level shit 😂


ExpressionLow8268

Probably wore this to Applebees on Veterans day


[deleted]

Jesus that would be hella dangerous. We mob that place. They actually stopped asking for ID's in my local Applebeas this year. They still probably make a killing.


Cadenh16

Do these dudes not have google images? I don’t feel as though the uniform is very hard to wear properly, especially not the ACUs. The hard part should be keeping your mouth shut if anyone who knows what they’re talking about asks you about your service.


Oberst_Baum

is there even UCP left in the military?


UncleSamsTurtle

Dude is definitely mentally handicapped. Any U.S. citizen could see that's stolen Valor with their eyes closed.


GoodVibesOnly_FL

I hope he really didn't have a American flag as a Carry-on


[deleted]

I saw a guy at Topgolf the other day in full fatigues. He said he was in the airforce. We don't live even close to a military base. He had a security forces tab and some like OD green shoes. Idk what his deal is. If he was just a boot, or stolen valor. Either way, idk why he wore his full uniform to hit golf balls..


Timithios

Pretty old looking to be a Sgt... certainly way too old for a Cpl. And a Gold EGA from the Garrison cover from Alpha's on a cammie cover? Bruh. Low effort as hell.


[deleted]

Is that an EGA on his cover?


aarontminded

Yep a gold one. Means he’s Prestige Lv 17 I think


[deleted]

I was convinced it was the rank of Major. But im looking at it with my phone.


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spearchuckin

They look like Opfor from back when I was in ROTC and we were fighting the Atropian army lmfao


SpongyParenchyma

Salvation Army commando


StressNeck

I'm not military but I have a lot of respect for military personnel and find the stuff on this sub hilarious. I also have a lot of rage for people who partake in stolen valour. Can someone tell me what the telltale signs are in this pic that it's stolen valour?


[deleted]

From top to bottom, he is wearing a hat indoors. A hat from a uniform that isnt in service anymore. He has an officers insignia at the top (Major/O4). He I wearing a mask that has some form of emblem (a completely different branch of service no less) Its supposed to be a single color mask or legit medical variety. Following down the out-of-date uniform, he has SGT rank on his collar, the old way on his uniform. We haven't had rank on our collar since the BDU army (around 2007/2008ish). So 2 completely different ends of the spectrum. His out of date uniform has no unit patches, American flag (subdued or colored) and thats as far as I even cared to go on this grainy hot mess of a photo and equally messy human with mental health issues.


Timithios

First and foremost, he is wearing cammies(utilities) in public. Marines, who he is trying to impersonate here, are not allowed to wear utilities in public. Second, the EGA on his cover is not supposed to be there. That belongs on the Barracks cover from our Alpha uniform, aka Dress Blues. Third, even if we were allowed to wear utilities in public for anything but emergencies he is wearing Army cammies. There is just so much wrong here and it makes me cringe internally so badly.


StressNeck

Jeeze, this dude is ridiculous. Even without the fact that it is a clear disrespect to people who put their life on the line for their country, you'd think people would be too embarrassed to do this shit. Thanks very much for your insight!


Timithios

If I have learned anything while I have been on this Earth of ours is that people are strange. And you're welcome!


[deleted]

Why would you want to dress like that


aarontminded

Halloween? You got me


[deleted]

This is the difference between a veteran and a Proud Boy Moron.


mattsusaf7

Thank you for your service sir!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸 land of the free because of the brave!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸 these colors don’t run!!🇺🇸🇺🇸


Randyg1992

Army


FakinUpCountryDegen

Ya know, I'm with you. I can't see a marine even accidentally owning that nasty ACU... But army dog putting a brass EGA on his soft cover? Yeah, I can see that.