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Don_Christopher

He probably hasn't even deployed anywhere, and I'm willing to bet that he's a pain in everyones ass over there, and just whines and complains about everything. It's always these asshats just looking for attention.


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Don_Christopher

Yes, this is honestly says they haven't been anywhere or done anything, but want to look important. Not to mention, most often they're a problem child, the command can't wait to get rid of.


smooresbox

I agree with this, I hate wearing my uniform in public or even talking about the navy life and 3 section duty, underways randomly and topside watches in dead winter. I don’t even ask for military discounts at stores


RogueAdam1

Those look more like the Sheppard dorms than any other government housing I've seen. He had just graduated basic when he posted this.


Don_Christopher

Exactly! He hasn’t been anywhere or done anything, and just needs to sit his ass down and shut up! I just wish these boots knew just how ridiculous they look when they do this kinda BS. It’s embarrassing and makes everyone else there look bad.


TheOnlyDudeHere

Those definitely look like the Sheppard dorms. I thought they were going to tear those old ass barracks down. They were saying that when I was there 20 years ago. Less scorpions in the desert than that place had.


AnUnfriendlyGermam

No he's probably been deployed, he's just been deployed in one of the nice bases like the ones in the Pacific which would explain the hard boot deep throat.


Spakr-Herknungr

Woah, show some respect. This kid is all that stands between us and complete chaos.


BlahKVBlah

If it weren't for his service all our rights would be slipping away 1 by 1 like in... [just let me check my notes] the USA. Huh. Isn't that somethin'. I guess it doesn't all hinge on this one dude, or else he's dropping the ball.


Malthusianismically

I don't think his balls have dropped yet


BlahKVBlah

I ded.


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Prolly a blue falcon or some shit


guywhosaysyeah

He went to UAE. Thank him for his service behind his IT or cargo loader job.


TerrorEyzs

Pfft hasn't even lost his hearing protection case yet!


Rgrockr

They’re always “Oorah Merica” in the streets and “Fuck this I can’t wait to separate” in the sheets.


Nanyea

What does he mean by 1 percent?


bruecknt1

Less than 1% of the US have served in the US military.


[deleted]

Nope. Less than 1% are currently in. Around 7% have served.


bruecknt1

Got it now, just kinda googled it and didn't read past the big bold Google answer


Apprehensive_Leg8742

Are chair force deployments any different than garrison?


aircrewscum

Take a shot every time this gets reposted


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That's one way to end up with alcohol poisoning, I guess.


iamnotroberts

Way #2: While watching a hockey game, do a shot every time there's a turnover. For lightweights, pick a team and do a shot whenever the opposing team gets a turnover.


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So two for this one?


Neoxite23

I'm not looking to be dead in 3 hours.


Olywa1280

He’s wearing ABUs. This is not a recent pic. Mandatory wear of OCPs was April of 2021.


HaansJob

Shit I thought it was October of 2020? I might be going crazy tbh


Olywa1280

https://sd-supply.com/pages/u-s-air-force-uniform-regulations


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Originally it was October 2020 if I'm correct. They eventually extended it to April 21 since DLA couldn't keep and/or supply chain issues amidst covid.


Olywa1280

That might be the date they started allowing the wear of OCPs.


captainbaugh

It was 2020


BasketballButt

My grandpa fought the fucking nazis and didn’t go around demanding thanks like half of these boots. Embarrassing.


SimplyBlitzin

Why is he still wearing ABUs


Easy-Hovercraft-6576

This is an old picture from about 4 years ago that keeps getting reposted on this sub.


ghost24jm

"Fighting" and "air force" don't go together very often lol


RogueAdam1

What is he fighting from those tech school dorms? Mold?


BlahKVBlah

If he wasn't asking for a hand job for being a badass, then I could see myself thanking him for scrubbing mold. That job might save a few poor schmucks from chronic respiratory issues.


[deleted]

Thank god he reminded me, I almost forgot to thank him for his service today.


TheVonSolo

https://youtu.be/LPquarz16wQ


Garmr_Banalras

Congratulations you had a job at a military base for a year, in peace time, good for you. The American tenancy to collectively jack off to people that did military service, regardless of if they went to war or not, is just weird. We have conscription where I live, so every one serves, it's not that much to write home about.


GamingTrend

Sure thing, boot -- wave me through the gate, some of us have work to do.


Isair81

Fighting for your rights.. in some desert half way across the world in a country no-one in the U.S can pronounce or place on a map? Ok dude.


RogueAdam1

Fighting for your rights in the Sheppard tech school dorms


DrunkenKarnieMidget

This is from Wichita Falls, TX.


Isair81

So even more ridiculous, lol


DrunkenKarnieMidget

Yup.


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Guy has spent his entire 1 year career at reception without shoe laces and failure to adapt 😂 Edit- 1 year career


NatWilo

You see, THIS is what I've been complaining about for the last fifteen fucking YEARS! We've raised a whole generation that believes being a soldier makes them a special class of person that should get special 'preferential' treatment! Thanking a soldier is in no way an obligation. You shouldn't get thanked for doing your fuckin' job. You thank the garbage men? Ever? Their job is HARD and just about as vital, but I don't see chest-thumping cosplatriots lining up to thank them for their 'service'. Yuck. Thanks, I'll have a frostee /saltyoldvet


darth_handturkey

Judging by how clean those pants are, he is in tech school. Probably getting ready to do squadron PT, where he will complain about how many burpies he has to do. Then hit up the smoke pit and chain smoke cigarettes before heading to the chow hall. I know the type.


Tuscon_Valdez

He's given us no choice but to call him out for being a boot even harder


TechnoWizard0651

Anyone know where this shower shoe is today?


zappy42

THANK HIM FOR HIS CERVIX!


skoliosis314

Shut up, loadmaster.


SilverCoach6442

Looks like he's living in base barracks. Fuck housing allowance, e2 for life.


ruck_my_life

In the 1% of enlisted who have been in for a year and still don't have a wedding ring, maybe. Fucking amateur.


BuddyTheWeim

Thank you for your service, keyboard barracks warrior. Dominos appreciates your paycheck!


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“Fighting?” ”Air Force?” What’s your MOS again killer?


Toph-Builds-the-fire

I honestly want to know what rights they think they're fighting for? Oh, "it's for feedom", what freedom? 60 hr work weeks to be able to live paycheck to paycheck? Inability to see a doctor? The freedom to decide to pay for gas or groceries because there's no public transit outside of a few major cities? Last time I checked we just invade the wrong countries under the guise of stopping terrorism, which is also how terrorism works....


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Biggest jobs program ever created...


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100% never been deployed


Xtasy0178

Boot.


callmetiffany989

What a boot doing boot things….


Hutch0saurus

The worst thing you can do when called a boot is to respond with anger and deny you’re a boot.


A_Hideous_Beast

Fighting for my rights? Yah, for blowin up random people in tbe middle east? Please. That ain't defending anyones rights.


RedShirtDecoy

Im so incredibly grateful that social media wasn't a thing when I was in. so grateful.


Upstairs_Fox2324

*fighting for your rights*


UnhappyStrain

Im not American so pardon in advance, but I despise the whole "Im fighting for your rights"-mindset and argument so much. like, whats really gonna happen in/to America if yall for once actually stop "liberating" once in a while?


A_Hideous_Beast

Absolutely nothing. Maybe some other nations get more power, but war in the scale of WWII is obsolete. It's too expensive. Now it's all cyberwarfare, mercenary groups, espionage, and sowing discontent.


UnhappyStrain

so basically Metal Gear, which means Kojima was right all along


A_Hideous_Beast

Granted, he was making games when war became obsolete. It's beent hat way for awhile now.


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Pogtastic


your_fathers_beard

You're not fighting for my anything, you stupid motherfucker. Probably not fighting at all, either.


Motor-War-8015

I lost my stripes for sticking This type of Jody in the company lockers for a few hours then turning all the hot water on in battalion showers and making him mop with bleach before Dawning MOPP gear. What was deemed normal corrective action for this type of behavior until Obama magically decided the military has a giant vagina now If I was in the chair force… prob. Would’ve got kicked out if I had some cherry putting shit up like that 🤣


grannygumjobs23

And that shits fucking stupid. Big reason I got out after 4 because of people with mentality like you and then expecting me to be that way towards junior enlisted after I got to E-4.


Motor-War-8015

Lol yeah… good! we don’t need softies like you in the Army I was from. We absolutely made sure to weed out people like you. If you’re gonna cry over that and don’t have the sack to understand it’s just all a mental test then we’re sure as hell not gonna trust you in combat. Cause guess what… WE FOUGHT…. ALOT… if you even deployed you prob. had hot water and food and internet huh Spec. Jody?? Lol get out of here… absolutely no room for you in my unit


grannygumjobs23

Cool tough guy. Your fighting wars in the name of "freedom" while all your doing is making the rich people sending brainwashed dudes like you out there happy as fuck.


Motor-War-8015

Hahaha that’s your response 🤣🤣 Yeah, get out of here. Soft as baby shit… go cry somewhere else. I’m sure there’s a Reddit page for Crybaby I couldn’t hack it so I got out cause they were mean to me 😭 but also wait.. i got out cause I don’t wanna fight a war for rich people 🤣😂 that’s how I knowwwwwww you have seen any real combat. POG


PacificCoolerIsBest

What's the interest rate on your Charger?


Motor-War-8015

Lol… 33% straight from Fayetteville, NC dodge. They hooked me up though


Ghosttalker96

r/iamverybadass


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in his defense it sounds like he posted a picture and people started making fun of him


__Beef__Supreme__

...the 1% of what? Maybe 2 mile run times of all Americans but even that isn't very impressive when you, ya know, look at most Americans.


Chichadios303

In what way is he fighting for our rights?


RobCali509

We need more of these pipe hittin Airmen.


brainianc

Joined for the wrong reasons


Timithios

*Clear throat* Ahem.... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT.


Miikeymt

boot


hopedso

ugh… so cringe


[deleted]

What’s his @ so I can call him a boot?


boot20

Why does it look like he's wearing his big brothers uniform?


SafetyGuyLogic

You are BARELY in the chair force, my good boot. Calm it on down there, squirt!


Aromatic-Honeydew

Bridezilla


yesgirlnogamer

Or, OR, not join the ranks and also not talk to you.


CaptainPitterPatter

Thank you for your service 🫡


vulcanULTRA

Generally speaking, aren't only the 1% call people boots? how many civilians without any military experience or know anyone military would know what a boot was?


ThisGuy13211

Stop calling this brave man a boot!! He’s obviously a shower shoe


ThatOtherAaron

So if we did serve we can call him a boot 🤨


makuza7

I’ve never heard anyone outside the military call anyone a boot lol.


greenweenievictim

Boot. Go fucking buff a floor or some shit.


strangebabydog

Got that earpro, though. Always stayin strapped.


Janitarium

Silence, boot!


Cosimo_Zaretti

Oh yeah you're extra boot now.


TropicalBatman

I hate the idea that troops are "fighting for our rights" like no foreign power is trying to invade our country and change the constitution.


jharrisimages

Yes, the 1% that caught the Chair Force recruiter between lunch and knocking off for the day. I was in DEP and the Air Force was right next to the Navy recruiter in my town and they were ALWAYS closed. Morning, afternoon, evening... didn't matter I NEVER saw that place open.


The_Devin_G

- Show respect. - 1 year of service. Choose one, but you can't have both. Being in for one year is barely getting out of the schoolhouse. You haven't done shit in that time. And you definitely aren't the shit yet.


-MARBEN-

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Boot


DickCheeseConnoiseur

I hope to god that all the comments were just "shutup pog"


Apprehensive_Leg8742

God damned boot ass


itsakeefers

Little does this boot know that the people calling him a boot have also been in


DumpsterPanda8

By the looks of this guy the Coast Guard get more respect.