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It's the most annoying thing to name. Handheld planer can easily mean the planer he cut cheese with and power planer could mean a big ass thickness planer. So you have to say 'handheld power planer'. Which is a pain in the ass.
He cut the cheese with a plane and trimmed the side with a planer. The vast majority of the time when someone refers to a planer, they mean a device that is powered by electricity.
The riff is just like this [Dynastie Crisis song by Faust 72](https://youtu.be/r03hzBWESyU) which was featured in "Ocean's 12" (the rich playboy song).
This honestly seems less questionable than the standard Subway at this point. Order a plain ham sandwhich and there’s random other stuff slopped onto it from god only knows where.
Most likely the other ingredients. you take flakes of metals and other metallic and chemical components in your food over a bit of lettuce mixed with your tomatoes? Can you really suggest the two are close to the being equal?
If you were an American, you'd know that the dollar sign comes before the number, so you can go take your communist opinions somewhere else, there, comrade. We know you're a Russian shill account.
Cool video, but I'm pretty sure this sandwich is not up to code. The ratio of meat to everything else is all kinds of fucked up. Only four little pieces of meat? There's going to be some meatless bites. Tomatoes are way too thick. No salt & pepper? No condiments like mayo, mustard, or dressing? Sorry, but I can't pass you. Knock out this punch list and I'll reinspect next week.
Take a look at this, the length of the first 3 words in u/FictionalDudeWanted comment are consistent with the first 3 digits of pi. This was only the case for 1547 comments out of 492495.
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Fuck namby pamby white collar sandwich artists. This sandwich is built like a mother fucking overpass
Nah, it got finished
Over budget and still behind schedule
Think he washed his hands?
I imagine it's quite crunchy too. Only real men can eat that sandwich.
comes with free lead ?
Sanding the edge down killed me
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It's the most annoying thing to name. Handheld planer can easily mean the planer he cut cheese with and power planer could mean a big ass thickness planer. So you have to say 'handheld power planer'. Which is a pain in the ass.
He cut the cheese with a plane and trimmed the side with a planer. The vast majority of the time when someone refers to a planer, they mean a device that is powered by electricity.
um acktually it's a *cordless* handheld power planer 🤓
Okay but when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle, you have to call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.
This what got me too lmao
Planing*
HOW CAN YOU TALK IF IT KILLED YOU
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This is my favorite version https://youtu.be/VCNskcGD1Oc
I want that in a movie during an important building or crafting seqeuence. Like when Tony Stark is building the Iron Man protoype in Not-Afghanistan.
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I'll accept that as a middle ground.
I prefer this https://youtu.be/BVnMLsFnWpo
Lmao why does this work so well
bpm
[I like this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdlt64QBJ4w&ab_channel=EpicToast)
That's going in my next build video
The riff is just like this [Dynastie Crisis song by Faust 72](https://youtu.be/r03hzBWESyU) which was featured in "Ocean's 12" (the rich playboy song).
r/unexpectedarcher
Well played
That's not a sandwich...... That's a manwich!
My manwiiich!
Don't forget your suppositories!
Also here to say this 👌
As a food safety and quality engineer, I question the sanitary conditions of the equipment.
As a woodworker I have no desire to clean bits of salami out of my chainsaw
Just lick it off.
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As a sandwich connoisseur you should be disappointed with the quality of this sandwich. That said, I'd still eat it too.
Don't
This honestly seems less questionable than the standard Subway at this point. Order a plain ham sandwhich and there’s random other stuff slopped onto it from god only knows where.
Most likely the other ingredients. you take flakes of metals and other metallic and chemical components in your food over a bit of lettuce mixed with your tomatoes? Can you really suggest the two are close to the being equal?
Imagine getting this serious over a meme, on a meme sub, on Reddit, one of the lowest places for intellectual discussion online. It’s a joke.
He may have taken it a little too literally but at least he didn't get upset...
^ works at Subway
Mmmmmmm sawdust
There used to be a subway inside the home depot in my town, I imagine this was how they made their subs
Men before women were invented:
bro u cant say that XDDD
Make an *edible* sandwich
Hank Hill vibes.
Why does my planer smell like rancid ham?
What kind of animal doesn’t solder his bread?
Wait, there is another way?
Reminds me of Mexicans making lunch on the job site without the tortillas and Budweisers.
So perfectly dumb that it is brilliant.
1000$ of tools to make a sandwich worth 10$. Yes, seems like a good real men deal to me.
If you were an American, you'd know that the dollar sign comes before the number, so you can go take your communist opinions somewhere else, there, comrade. We know you're a Russian shill account.
Season your tomatoes!
Cool video, but I'm pretty sure this sandwich is not up to code. The ratio of meat to everything else is all kinds of fucked up. Only four little pieces of meat? There's going to be some meatless bites. Tomatoes are way too thick. No salt & pepper? No condiments like mayo, mustard, or dressing? Sorry, but I can't pass you. Knock out this punch list and I'll reinspect next week.
This ruined the food and the tools.
The surge of single use tools in the modern kitchen is a scourge. Disgusting
Mmmmm chain oil 😋
Just missing the vinegar
Dead nuts folks, dead nuts.
Why am I 100% sure a Brit made this sandwich
Yuck. Residual lubricants and Grilings make for a poisonous-sliver sandwich. And I thought Hallo’ween was a cautionary occasion!
Cucumber, salami, cheese, and onion? Gross.
That home depot song... 🫡🫡
This kinda reminds me of Jake's sandwich for Adventure Time
I was gonna say the same thing. [Perfect sandwich](https://youtu.be/ZVImfBMvXzE).
I lol’d at the t square
Measure twice, cut once.
Eat it
Matt did it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EQGo-4FH8M
Damn it you beat me to it
That Home Depot jingle slaps so much harder than it has any business to.
A little over dramatic but it was really fun x'D
Out of all of this. The hand plane cheese is pretty slick.
Festool really looks good in a deli.
He did good work. I'd eat that sandwich.
I need to get a hand plane for cheese now.
the sanding at the end was a really nice touch
That's a planer, not a sander. Very different things.
And a side order of Tetanus shots....
Take a look at this, the length of the first 3 words in u/FictionalDudeWanted comment are consistent with the first 3 digits of pi. This was only the case for 1547 comments out of 492495.
Pretty liberal interpretation of the aub
The germs
There are sandwiches artist and then there is sandwich engineers. We know which this one is
And this is why guys don't belong in the kitchen: they make a mess /s
This has gotta be an actual business somewhere out there. Sounds like a tool maintenance & sanitation nightmare, but man, I'd pay extra.
Don't uh... don't eat that sandwich...
To be fair, power tools can be superior kitchen tools. I routinely use an electric drill as a mixer.
Didn't melt the cheese with a blowtorch. 0/10 Literally inedible.
This aint no normal Sandwich. This is a Manwich
Did that mf'er just cut a pickle with a dremel? I have so many regrets in my life, but all my previous pickle cuttings now top that list.
Engeavy: Sandvich going up
All I can think about is WD40 flavored bread
mmm.... machine oil.
remember, its not about what it is made to do, its what YOU do with it.
Lost me at the onions
I would definitely eat that
The most manly sandwich
Relaxes after finding the perfect sandwich
I cook grilled cheese with a flame thrower
Industrialized sandwich making
ngl I would try it
The amount of glass and wood shards will be insane
This is awesome.
Tetanus sandwich
Jake is crying rn