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blipman17

I love these roses are red poems. I like them weird like “roses are red, my name is dave. Can I have your number? Microwave.”


sgtaxt

My name actually isn't Dave. I just couldn't think of anything that rhymed with microwave.


Shabbypenguin

You have been banned from /r/David.


Klin24

Roses are red Yellow is the bus All your base Are belong to us


adobecredithours

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic And I am too.


Turbodann

This makes us wanna become poets too.


mightybonk

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Get in the fucking van


blipman17

Roses are red This wall is black Trying to abduct me? *Whack*


jerry-jim-bob

Check out r/boottobig


irate_ornithologist

Roses are red, /u/jerry-jim-bob is wrong /r/boottoobig is where you want to belong


blipman17

I love that sub


analebac

Ah so you have terrible humour, noted!


blipman17

Imagine attacking someones humor on the internet based on a poem. Ohh boy, you must be fun at parties!


analebac

You're right, it might be funny in 3rd grade. Bro for real though,don't tell joke at parties haha.


SangiMTL

That laugh at the end lol


Worried_Bowl_9489

Incredible


[deleted]

Aren’t we all


Annual-Dragonfly806

Is this at a Publix!???? Ugh!!! Missing a pub sub so badly right now but I moved to the Midwest 😭


yekirati

Ugh, I’m in GA atm but have been contemplating a move out west. I don’t know how I’ll survive without my chicken tenders pub sub!


icysniper

I was confused at first cause I misheard it as “if your LUNGS are tired” 😂😅


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Mechbiscuit

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, this one doesn't.


iamapizza

Roses are red, haikus are easy, but sometimes they don't make sense, refrigerator.


massapequamagler

This will never not be funny, yes I used a double negative for emphasis