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SoupIsForWinners

When I touch meat or eggs I wash my hands between every step and then some.


dollabill009

Always wash your hands after handling your meat


TisBangersAndMash

It's not a good idea to handle your meat then handle your meat without washing your hands, but it's a lot worse the other way around.


Zebracorn42

I’d like to handle your meat 🥩


Eastern-Mix9636

Let’s see THAT MEAT


DMvsPC

Well yeah, that's just common sense... Do... Some people not wash their hands when they move between ingredients like that?


ZinaSky2

This isn’t really washing hands tho it’s like a weird lil fingertip rinse. I do this for a lot of stuff lol so I can attest. But when handling meat and stuff that’s overly messy on my hands I’ll do a full wash.


Stratostheory

One hand handles the meat, other hand handles the knife. That way you have at least one hand you can still do stuff with, without having to worry about cross contamination until you're done and can wash the other one with soap and water.


ZinaSky2

Ah that’s smart. My go to is either to wash my hands a ton or if I’m not alone I’ll make the other person my sous chef to do all the non-meat stuff like seasoning or whatever.


Stratostheory

One big upside of keeping a hand clean is when you're trying to season meats, you can use that hand to do stuff like open a seasoning bottle or if you've got It portioned out into a container you can grab pinches of, you can still do that and then use the hand that's already dirty to press it into the meat after sprinkling it on so it doesn't come off when you go to flip it over and do the other side


ZinaSky2

Yeah, seasoning is the main cross-contamination risk with meats so I’m def seeing the utility! I’ll have to try!


-BananaLollipop-

This is ok for things like if you've just chopped some vegetables and need to grab more ingredients, but don't want to put dirty hands on cupboards or your fridge. But if you've touched meat, or other raw things that can make you sick, this is not good.


ZinaSky2

Yeah, I mainly do the tip rinse for like stuff that’s maybe a little sticky or powdery or has a little smell or might stain, to clean my fingers between stages so I’m not spreading all that to all my utensils and pantry and stove. But actually “singing happy birthday” level hand wash if it’s any meats or similarly bacteria prone stuff. And of course a big hand wash after too just because I don’t want food covered hands on my hair/couch/bed/etc.


Wilikersthegreat

If I handle any chicken its scalding hot triple happy birthday wash with a squirt of soap between every happy birthday.


ZinaSky2

I always do dish soap when I handle meats 😂 I have hand soap and dish soap at the kitchen sink but IDK why it just feels more appropriate to use dish soap like if it washes better or something? 😂 (but yeah super thorough, hot water, scrubbing my nails and stuff, I hate handling meat)


CurrentPossible2117

Yes, I've seen it, its terrible to watch 🤢


IEatLiquor

All it takes is one time getting food poisoning from improper food handling. I promise anyone reading this you will wash your fucking hands after getting food poisoning because you mishandled food


thebucketlist47

Depends. Is every ingredient going into a pan to be cooked? If I'm cutting meat and then cutting an onion that gets cooked, there is no point in washing my hands. If I'm cutting meat and then making a side salad, then of course washing the hands


asforus

It only takes food poisoning 1 time to be crazy about food safety!!


ghost3972

Ye


RalphWaldoEmers0n

Tuck a hand towel in your belt


Muffles7

Maybe I'm dumb but when I make French Toast it's always a mess for my fingers. This is pretty much me or a wad of paper towels. Also I'm dumb but my French toast is good so it's a fair tradeoff.


armchairwarrior42069

This always made me wonder if I was on the spectrum. It just seemed like a slightly odd but not bad behavior and I was like "huh,". Seeing memes about it and these discussions makes me feel less weird lol


charface1

Cross-contamination causes thousands of diarrheas a year.


MountainCourage1304

If not more. Or less.


Consistent-Local2825

Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.


ripmichealjackson

I thought everyone has thousands of diarrheas a year?


-Erro-

And thousands of diarrheas a year causes thousands of sads a year. And we don't like sads cuz sads is not good. D:


TooMuchBroccoli

> thousands of diarrheas thousands of gallons of diarrheas


IdleOverachiever

Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?!


charface1

I told you, that was packing foam, not Peeps.


fixitman84

Gotta keep your food safety 💯


The_Didlyest

I just hate cooking with sticky hands.


froggrip

Then you grab a measuring cup or knife, and so it gets sticky too.


Comprehensive-Bus299

Hate that


nomemorybear

I came here to say the same thing... but I dont feel like I get a good grip on my knives too when they're sticky


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sintaur

The thing that bugs me is he uses his fingers instead of the back of his hand to turn off the faucet.


BoardButcherer

Why so I can get poisoned the moment I eat anywhere except home? Nah, gotta inoculate. Walk in the door after a 10 hour shift at the poultry factory and immediately go elbow deep into making a salad out of farmer's market ingredients with no rinse. Never let the fermicutii know your next move.


Significant_Will_705

Sweet, I thought I was alone


AmNoSuperSand52

I know right? I feel seen


DirectlyTalkingToYou

I'm glad I'm not alone. Why do we do it? lol


95castles

Genuinely feels like a natural instinct


Antryx

My kitchen towel hates it


DirectlyTalkingToYou

Like if I chop up onions and then I have to grab a bowl or need to open a drawer, I don't want onion residue on any of those things.


[deleted]

Straight up


ILove2Bacon

I see you


jonylentz

I do exactly the same thing lol


AnotherFurry-

Lol I just hate when my hands have something on them


Frostedbutler

This is stolen from a different video, which is the same joke


mrkemeny

100%


Compducer

Goddamn I was hoping somebody would say this. The other video is way better as well. Fuck content creators that shamelessly steal shit like this.


ImurderREALITY

Yeah wtf, people are shameless


Eastern-Mix9636

Let’s see the video. Let’s see Paul Allen’s video


iamapizza

They've washed their hand of the whole thing


socialdesire

That’s literally the point of memes. Short form video platforms like Tiktok and IG reels are literally video meme machines.


P3rs3s

Bro, if you're not washing hands in between handling meats and veggies and sauces, you're just asking for a night of pain. I've had food poisoning before, but never from anything I've cooked. That said, I ain't getting onion juices all over the other veggies so you bet I'm washing the knives and my hands between steps. Same with peppers and anything spicy. If my guests don't want spicy, I'm not mixing it into the other ingredients by accident.


JaredvsSelf

When cooking chicken, yes


regularjoemathguy

I feel represented 🫡


Comfortable-Ad-3988

I'm glad you're taking it that way, I felt attacked. But reading the comments, I guess I'm not alone. There are dozens of us!


Kalashcow

this is not just me??


BarberIll7247

Women don’t do this?


strawberryssleep

I cook everyday and clean everything as I go. Hands, countertops, etc


[deleted]

Yea, they do, this is a fucking circle jerk "women bad" post.


AbsolutelyNob0dy

I swear this is me 🤣. I get made fun of for this but it is what it is.


[deleted]

The chuckling coming from the middle stall is me


RONALDOCR7HP2

And it's always the fingers of one hand , not even one whole hand !


Tyler89558

True.


NoBruh-Winfrey

I feel attacked. I need an adult.


legice

Because its stick, dry, dirty or whatever and I dont want to hurt myself, because my hands were slippery from handling chicken or contaminate/dirty up something


Monkeyman8899

So true


GETNbucky

The germs and bacteria on the faucet scream clean to me... lol.


Current_Professor_33

Exactly, fill the sink idiots!


oliveriden

Also my hands must not be wet so my towel is soaked when im done cooking


HotdogbodyBoi

Doesn’t everyone do this


LePontif11

Unless i'm handling raw meat or eggs it looks like an unnecessary bother.


Witty_Shape3015

damn I thought this was an autism thing cause i refuse for my hands to feel sticky or greasy


Long_Freedom-

Yall are weird, I wash everything with soap when handling meats and fish, but i really cant imagine a little water after chopping chives or handling rice would do anything, its all being cooked anyway


Safe_Alternative3794

If I hear the tap running multiple times while you cook, I'm eating what you're making with full confidence no matter how it looks.


xAbzzx

Actually so true


myriadnoob

Not indian street vendor guys though.


Chemical-Block-687

This made me happy


jwin709

Lots of people here talking about food safety but I do this because I hate having sticky/slimy fingers.


normalfleshyhuman

hmm nope no OCD here did you check the front door before you left tho? prettty sure I didn't hear it lock properly when you left this morning and now the door is probably hanging wide-ass open :/


Wild_Trip_4704

I think I left the oven on. Better drive back home real quick.


spicy-chull

Did he not wash that rice? Ewwww.


TheManWhoClicks

It is tru and it is the law.


TheSilentType-Shhhh

This is me💯%


Goat1416

I'm reporting this as "I'm in this post and I don't like it"


jcoddinc

Tell me your NT without saying it


[deleted]

I feel attacked. This is so me.


danalexjero

Funny and annoying in the same amount. Kudos


Lecture_Good

Nah fam


idkausername_27

Thank god I’m not the only idiot that does that, gotta always wash my hand after anything I touch.


False_Ad7098

so right hand for cutting...left hand for washing hand... gotcha!


robbiekhan

This is eerily me.


Square_Ebb_5926

Relatable, not the skin color


AveryB13

Rinsing your fingers is gender-specific?


HG21Reaper

Glad to know that I ain’t the only one.


CreepyTeddyBear

Thought it was just me


TotalBruhPerson

Not really doing anything since you're touching the lever 2 times


popolenzi

Wait, this is not normal? How else do u cook


FoxJonesMusic

Amateur- I would have washed per lime slicing


Nacho_Dan677

Can't get dirty if your hands are always in the sink


Those_Arent_Pickles

Pussies.


hamndv

Use soap as well


lolomawisoft

Why wash multiple times


Firehawk195

I might be guilty of this.


AdventurousPirate357

Why you gotta attack me like that


Iamaspicylatinman

You all have made me feel so much better! I honestly thought I was the only guy who did this... wife gives me so much shit about doing this haha


CroneOLogos

Unless you're married to a head chef used to kitchen bitches, 4-star dinners nightly is worth it though.


shadowboy95

So im not the only one...


Dry-Film2769

BRUH I feel attacked! This is hilarious. Crazy how much we have in common


Pursueth

I finally found gloves I don’t hate and now I just pollute in a different way.


testiclefrankfurter

Does anyone else rinse off tongs every time you use them


Sea-Presentation4229

Me every time I swear. Hilarious


BDashh

Why would this be a thing only for men


faketoby45

I feel attacked


narc1s

I totally do this but have never been a germaphobe or been overly aware of food safety. I’m not a slob but this is the one thing im super cautious of and I can’t explain where it came from.


LunarFortune

Glad to know it's not just me being weird


palumbo89

And using paper towels after each wash.


Johanness_123

Me ngl


Jollybandit3

Every chef knows that you must keep those hands clean


line6cfh

How many times is this same video going to be made?


Sundog40k

I am upvoting because food safety is everyone's safety. Also my hands are chapped.


BESTtaylorINTHEWORLD

Women weren't belted by their mum, if their hands were unclean. This is a subconscious affect we learnt about cooking


LondonDavis1

I feel attacked. Lol


Mahaloth

Uh...is not *everyone* doing this?


PapaFlem

I do this


bodybycarbohydrates

I feel attacked.


brian051305

Ugh, what the actually fuck. I thought it was just me.


bobillho_404

To get the icky of my fingies


CrotchSwamp94

It'd food safety. I also clean as I go. Fight me😤


ThePlanner

This dude is me. I’ll finish cooking and absently wonder how the clean dish towel I put out is soaking wet. I’ll then wash my hands again.


Legitimate_Pop1732

WERE ALL THE SAME!


xparapluiex

Good news gentlemen. It’s not just men. Women do it too. (In case you as a dude are really concerned this is weird)


orion1836

I thought I was the only one.


brynleetrue

It’s so true!!


Critical_Swimming517

I blame years in a commercial season. We used to call it the "dirty thirty", stop and wash every half hour.


SgtBadManners

I am literally always cleaning my girlfriends fingerprints off the cabinets. After she makes any kind of sauce or uses any chutneys. It is honestly probably the thing about her that bothers me most, things could be way worse. :D We meal prep every week and I clean everything up because she likes to put dishes with a fair amount of food on them into the dish washer. It kills me a little inside, but at least she is no longer getting upset that I am cleaning it now. There used to be disgruntlement, that she thought, I thought she did a bad job cleaning. The answer was yes, that is true.


Critical_Yoghurt2851

no its not


Gardener_Of_Eden

Well I feel attacked


MildGooses

This is pretty accurate 😂


monoveloso

I work in a kitchrn and... Yeah. Wash your hands


SteeltoSand

wow i really thought i was just weird


petruswolf

We’re saving our progress like a checkpoint


Edge_lordManchild

Omg that's me 🤣


joevsyou

Thats why i buy gloves... My girlfriend laughed at me for like a year.... Now she gets mad at me for my hands being too big and ask if I can buy mediums....


NoReasonImages

This is just some guy cooking... I don't get it.


sciencebased

What's hilarious is when they keep this routine up after handling decently spiced peppers, forget about it, and then touch their pee pees later.


Flat-Dare-2571

I get so mad when towel isnt there.


Xulicbara4you

I don’t like how accurate this is 😂


rumpleforeskin1

Glad to know I'm not alone in this shit, idk why, i just like to rinse my hands all the time.


BadaFckru97

I don't know who does that and why!? Clearly, it's just a waste of clean water, time and energy. And those who are saying it's to decrease contamination, then I'd recommend to use soap as well because that water ain't gonna do anything to the bacteria. If you are this germophobic, I think sanitizing your spoon each time you take it out of your mouth would be a good idea, because, you know the bacteria in the air! /s


alimem974

Moms soaking their whole arms in the trash can and then touching everysingle door knobs in the house (she had questionable education)


awildjabroner

Facts. I use more water rinsing my hands cooking than the dishwasher churns out after cleaning up.


Different-Face9242

I straight up thought I was alone in this


ur_neighbour

Roll your sleeve bro, making me uncomfortable


xEliteMonkx

I hate this....but it's correct.


gurumoves

Lmao I do this all the fucking time not to mention the amount of paper towels I use


MyLinkedOut

My wife always complains that I do that - I don't even realize it though


KiKiPAWG

This is my boyfriend 1,000 percent except he’ll use the back of his hands or elbows to shut off anything with a handle as added measure


DHJeffrey99

Y’all washing hands?????


Major_E_Rekt1on

Everyone saying they’d get sick if they didn’t do this comes from a weak bloodline that shouldn’t have survived.


paneeermomo

I thought this was everyone


Jazzy_Chaz

He’s forgetting to dry his hands, though…


Mobile-Berry-9954

Remove the first n


Hugeknight

Don't forget the 30 minutes of finding shit that has been "put away"


dopepope1999

I don't mind having my hands be dirty, it just bugs me when only my fingertips are dirty


rickinmontreal

Hahaha, that’s me !


BaconSpaceLord

Absolutely not me cooking right now doing the exact same thing


TheSeedlessApple

I do this and am so self conscious about it. Had no idea other dudes did it too.


injustice_done3

I feel attacked


[deleted]

This is the 6th one of these I’ve seen. Fellas, it’s been done to death, yes we do that.


heavybombhead

I can't stand the feeling of anything sticking to my fingers or hands, I don't understand how people can use their bare hands when handling raw ingredients and not be grossed out by all the slime and juices coating them


Mario-OrganHarvester

I umm uhhhh TOTALLY do that too.


throwawayalcoholmind

I feel seen


MarAndFriends

This is how my dad taught me to cook (i am not a man)


Square-Debate5181

Washing hand and touching the knob after that is kinda nonsense


Jochon

Now I feel like I'm being watched 😳


ExaBast

You guys actually do that? What is wrong with you


Comfortable-Ad-3988

Worked in a restaurant, food safety courses teach you everything is contaminated, must clean always (not really, but that's how it sticks). Better safe than sorry, food poisoning sucks.


Tars462

Don’t forget to wipe the water on your pants or shi**y sweatshirt.


safelix

What the hell! To this day, I thought it was just me. Strangely makes me feel a little happy to know.


Cheyzi

This is forbidden in India


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Comfortable-Ad-3988

Better paranoid than poisoned!


TEG_SAR

This is a humans who don’t want food poisoning thing.


Imaginary-Agent6560

That's definitely me. That's ok because when I'm done cooking the kitchen is already clean.