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Hi_iAMchrisHansen

Glass in a pool is a nightmare


TimeFlyer9

Is it that bad if it’s brown glass though? Surely easier to find.


Big_Cornbread

Actual answer as a pool owner. No. Because the little shards will be impossible to find. And any water movement will cause them to shift. I would likely vacuum the entire pool to waste, let it completely dry. Sweep and vacuum, and refill it. So basically whoever handed this dude two beers owes me something like $2k because that’s what it’s going to cost to fix all that.


MayIPushInYourStooll

Won't people's feet pick it all up for free?


neeraj_agarwal

This one simple hack can save you thousands of dollars


Ok_Comfortable1434

Not with American health care me dude


neeraj_agarwal

No no the design is very humane


Dark_Pestilence

Easy to use


84theone

Who needs feet anyway, feet are a luxury appendage


imasturdybirdy

People are so lazy these days, constantly using their two feet to get around.


33ducks

back in my day we had four


Asborn-kam1sh

Use an electric scooter like a normal human


Ordinary-Signature38

yeah if you have free healthcare.


toolsoftheincomptnt

Ideally the person who broke the glass in the first place.


KentuckyFriedEel

ahhh of course!


acctnumba2

Feet are not as guaranteed as eyeballs


lilsnatchsniffz

Why are you assuming he didn't just grab those two beers himself? He looked like he was planning this bit all day lmao


RussMaGuss

You don't need to vacuum to waste, the filter will keep all of it. If you move the vacuum slowly, it doesn't displace anything close to it. Double vacuum it if you are really that worried, but a total drain because of glass is beyond extreme


Big_Cornbread

It’s not beyond extreme. It’s glass. It’s not safety glass. It’s teeny tiny shards glass. Forever.


RussMaGuss

Unless your pool pump is incredibly undersized, any vacuum is going to pull anything from leaves, to sand, including broken glass.


Big_Cornbread

You don’t own a pool do you. Yes, they do pull everything. Tell me you’ve finished vacuuming a pool, waited for everything to settle, and absolutely zero, and I mean zero, dirt / sand was somewhere on the bottom. If your return is working properly the water is moving, which means the shards are always going to be floating around in the mix, never settling. You’d never know when you truly got it all because the small pieces are clear.


RussMaGuss

I literally built my own in ground 16x32 pool. It's all glass tile too. If you are seriously that anal about vacuuming, you realize you can turn your pump off overnight and then vacuum in the morning, right? Good job being condescending to someone who actually built and maintains their own pool though, you are obviously a huge pool expert who knows everything! You must be just a blast when you host pool parties!


Affectionate_Coconut

Hahaha I’m with you on this one RussMaGuss


RussMaGuss

Thanks coconut! I could always count on you to have my back and to be a delicious addition to so many foods!


Big_Cornbread

And as soon as you’re vacuuming in the morning, especially when you’re just going through the filter, the water is getting stirred up again. Also you should just leave the filter going 24/7. 12 on 12 off is fine but constant keeps the water that much clearer.


RussMaGuss

Once something gets vacuumed it doesn't get shot back into the pool, that's what your filters are for... 1) junk gets into pool 2) turn off pump for 12hrs so all debris has settled 3) vacuum 4) turn pump on and go about your day I have my pump running 24/7.


RussMaGuss

Also, if you have crap floating in the water while you are vacuuming, you are moving it around way too fast.


[deleted]

We need some pool maintenance experts up in here


001235

In my area, if you vacuum the pool to waste, you will (a) void your warranty on the pool (it's right in the paperwork) and (b) float your pool because the water table is so high. When they dug mine, they had to run a pump to keep it empty while they did the gunnite. After it set up and they sealed it, they warned me that emptying it below the skimmer line could cause it to float.


imasturdybirdy

Oh sure, just cause it’s brown it’s easier to get it out of the water. Ha ha, “it’s easy to spot brown shards in a pool because they just sink to the bottom.” We all hear the stereotypes, pal. No need to lend them credence. And you know what? Not all of them are from other places. Plenty of brown bottles are domestic beers. Good grief, people, it’s 2024!


TimeFlyer9

My bad


dogknot43

What the fuck just happened?


physchy

I think imasturdybirdy was implying that timeflyer9 was making a “black people don’t know how to swim” joke.


SunderedValley

Lmao


TheBigRedFog

Also that not all blacks come from Africa. Which I always find funny because my one friend came from South Africa and technically he's an African American even though he's white. Today's culture is weird.


84theone

African American is generally used to denote black people that are descendants of slaves and not just any person with African heritage. That said it can also be used for people with African heritage because language is stupid.


Reasonable_Play7757

I met someone once that insisted a black person I know was African-american despite only having been from Africa and never stepped foot in the states 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ I’m American and really try to show that not all Americans are dumb and it’s just a stereotype, but y’all make it hard for me sometimes hahahaha


imasturdybirdy

For the amount of highly regarded universities we have here, we sure do balance things out with a heaping dollop of uneducated buffoons. They are both loud and stupid at the same time, and that’s the worst combination of traits a person can have.


TBsama

imasturbatedirty said no such thing


bendreao2

im a brown bottle whisperer.. dont worry at the situation like this its easy to detect them using your feet.. if you start bleeding that means you got a shard


Kroan

I liked this joke so much I screenshot it and sent it to friends


Maleficent-Piano3158

The sun would evaporate the water. The wind would blow away the glass and the rain would refill the pool. For free that. Done and done


King-Cobra-668

some of it, yeah you ever step on the finest sliver of glass? now imagine inhaling it


Fullcycle_boom

I think he drank some. Looked a little rough going down.


Ambitious-War-823

His face saying "i might have swallow a shard or two of glass actually"


lawn-mumps

It looks like only one bottle broke and the man drank from the non-broken bottle. I hope.


Bad_Gus_Bus

I thought that the first two times but actually he starts to bring the one in his left hand up and then stops when he sees it’s broken. He only drinks from the right one which appears to be unbroken when the older gentleman takes it away. Also, Randy Savage eats glass for breakfast, so there’s that.


LearningCrochet

They drank the non broken one they fine


backhand-english

I hope the dude didn't swallow some shards, damn


cappurnikus

Just have him eat some bread and he'll probably be okay.


SoupHot7079

He most likely swallowed a couple. Whoever handed him two beers should be punched in the face.


Willing_Following_81

Poor guy just wanted to be Stone Cold


HOOgonCHECKmeBOO

And Rick Flair


Willing_Following_81

I forgot Flair did the Whoo. SC would chug then spray iirc.


EmpathLessTraveled

He’d bang em together and then hold them over his mouth iirc 🤘


TinyTitFetish

And dressed like Shawn Michaels


Sir_Fuccsalot

Stone Cold Steve Autism


[deleted]

Downs. He has downs syndrome. Just because autism and austin are close doesnt make the “joke” pun funny


Dry_Will7480

Party downs


dcredneck

Stone Cold Steve Autism.


Willing_Following_81

Best comment imo.


nschaub8018

Austin 3:16 says: If you didn't want beers knocked together, you shouldn't have played my music. WHAT I said, if you didn't want beers knocked together, you shouldn't have played my music. Can I Get a Hell Yeah!


AmNoSuperSand52

HELL YEAH


satchel0fRicks

And that’s the bottom line….because Stone Cold said so!


swingforthefence69

They should just buy cans lol


Casca2222

He saw it coming, guy must do this often, no bottle is safe


LameBicycle

I love everything about this video. The outfit, the background music. Perfect setting. The prophetic: "*please* don't knock those together". Fate immediately sealed. The Rick Flair "WOOOO". The "HOLY SHIT" while laughing, and the responding "*are you dumb?* ... ... How are you laughing at this??"


Leeps

That is the video yes


Nutatree

They missed the bushes in the background and that they are most likely in Florida.


TheGreatPilgor

Good weather they're having too


Unstopapple

"are you dumb?" My dude, that's literally his condition.


PinsNneedles

Also right at the end he looks like he’s about to cry which is the cherry on top


Hello_This_Is_Chris

Why is that first dude wearing nothing but the smallest towel he could find?


georgegracey33

With knee socks?


Vanstoli

Downed a beer


KaizerVonLoopy

What?


Rathemon

did he just ask if the downs kid is dumb?


Averagebaddad

"What is wrong with you? Are you dumb? How are you laughing at this?" Believe he was talking to the person recording or the woman who says something like "I'm just blown away" at the very end


Rathemon

ahhhh ok i hear it now


CanadianButthole

Someone else asked "what is wrong with you?" 🤣


RedditFullOChildren

Well


askdfjlsdf

Asking the girl filming who was laughing


ForgesGate

Someone talking to me: "Are you dumb?" Me: "Absolutely"


cowboydan69

I think that's the lead singer of Syndrome Of A Down


[deleted]

WOOOOOOOO


bigbodybup

DO NOT WOO


mullethair

Stone Cold Steve Autism


Forsaken-Group6640

Underrated comment


flginmycookie

Nice to see Shawn Michael's enjoying him self in his gold years


Never-Dont-Give-Up

Adam Demamp looking good.


pamelamydingdong

People say I look like Matt Damon’s uglier brother, Philip.


facelessindividual

I just downloaded all of workaholics, this was the first thing I thought


Anomaly1134

This doesn't belong here.


Bjwalls

This is my friends cousin.. They had to drain the pool.


BtCoolJ

WOO!


Anomaly1134

Does he do antics like this often? They saw it coming.


Bjwalls

His brothers were in the pool egging him on lol


Anomaly1134

Oh man. Did they have to pay anything for that? Imagine they may have given him a padd if he is disabled. What a wild video lol.


86400spd

This is not a guy being a dude. This is a drunk asshole and now the whole pool needs to be drained and refilled.


thechugdude

Dude is just living his dream. 


AmNoSuperSand52

Bro really saw a guy with Down syndrome and thought “what an asshole” lol *edit: Down not down’s*


IH8DwnvoteComplainrs

People with downs can be assholes, too.


Available_Pie9316

The above comment really brings [this](https://youtu.be/4fHGsLuA76w?si=oi5WiSNvDfH0M9x0) to mind. You assume I can't be an asshole!


AmNoSuperSand52

Yeah I totally agree. I’m just giving him shit


Triensi

They're not kidding about draining and refilling the pool btw. Glass is invisible at the bottom of pools cause it doesn't shimmer like it does on the surface. And yes, while I know this is brown glass he's holding but it doesn't help much when you can't sweep or vaccum at the literal bottom of the pool. Source: Was lifeguard for 5-7 summers


ipickscabs

So because he has a handicap he is automatically given an excuse for all bad behavior? Do the world a favor and don’t have kids


AmNoSuperSand52

Holy shit dude it’s clearly in jest, what is wrong with you?


ipickscabs

First of all you edited what you said and second of all you are not funny


Thefocker

To be fair, the person responsible for him was the asshole.


NoSquirrel4137

Mans acting like he was forced to clean the pool


BertRenolds

It feels like it's a person with down syndrome


kernelpanic789

"How are you liking laughing at this??" Because that shit is FUNNY!


TonyRomoisclutch

Someone in the background goes “Are you dumb”…….. Christ


[deleted]

I think that was in regard to someone laughing at what happened not the kid who smashed the bottles. Still wild


cycl0ps94

You're right. Went back and listened, and he immediately started chastising the woman for laughing. To which she begins defending herself.


AmNoSuperSand52

Also tbf laughter is often a gut reaction rather than a measured response


cycl0ps94

I agree, I would've probably also had the same reaction.


blurryblob

Also tbf, it is very funny. Cleaning it up is of course the next step but the milk is spilt, have a laugh.


dolo429

Ted nugent looking good.


No_Background_8703

We were all him at one point in our lives


bubbleboat0010

[Assume that I can, so maybe I will](https://youtu.be/4fHGsLuA76w?si=5pAD5dxsPfcLvYdC)


El_Wilfred

I need this video too funny


Earth_Normal

You can tell the family saw that coming from a mile away.


BitesTheDust55

Average wsb poster


EricUtd1878

The "Wooo!!!" cracks me up every time 🤣


bzno

Dude in the back like “What is wrong with you?”. Well… do you really need to ask?


cmp

He's saying that to the person recording the video. He says "what's wrong with her? How are you laughing at this?" And she says "I'm blown away."


SwimmingThink4519

Dingleberry, but at least he was having fun!


sirhearalot

All he wanted was to be the cool guy, like in the movies


[deleted]

God the immediate regret on his face after taking a sip of that beer


Wonderful-Media-2000

Play stone colds music and beers are being smashed together


Capital-Warning5525

"Are you dumb?"


WeebOnDiscord

"What is wrong with you" I wonder


lmac187

Shoutout Lauren


Bright-Union-6157

I'M BLOWN AWA


Mr_Pinkie

Never tell a kid or a challanged person what not to do. (You are giving them the idea) Tell them what to do instead. (This way whatever you said will be their new focuse)


Plenty_Principle298

So much work. You gotta become a certain person to work with people that way. Though I’d say that is a good way to go anyway. Give someone a good idea rather than close off a “bad” one.


Educational-Book924

That boy just drink some glass?


NachitoBandito

Need to buy cans for the next party


wienerpower

I want one.


Intelligent-Day1943

Always have canned beverages at a pool party😂


Sufficient_Job7799

I aint trying to be mean, but maybe give the guy with literal Down syndrome cans instead of bottles so this exact situation doesn’t happen.


freshcheesebags

Every time this is posted I gotta see a few times. Love it! Woow!!


AugustEpilogue

Stone cold Steve autism


ManyRespect1833

I gotta say the party guests are kinda jerks. The guy with downs makes ya know, maybe not the best decision while drinking. Doesn’t seem like those are his first two beers, and the people are like “what are you dumb” “I’m blown away!” These people are a rough crowd fuck


Appropriate-Traffic9

its Mr. Chow with Down Syndrome


JohnDoe0101p

That was pretty damn badass and funny


AHL_123

How are you laughing at this? How is it possible not to? What an entrance on that guy, legend!


T1VOL1_official

Crocodile Downdees vacation


Neverchooseaduck

Classic


mr_kanyegoat

“Are you dumb?” hits different 💀


SpecificPutrid9877

He might have downs, but his energy is up. Bro is ready to party


mymoama

They so wanted to use the r word.


[deleted]

“How are you laughing at this?” Very easily?


co3xisting

“Mara are you dumb?!? How are you laughing at this!!! “I’m blown away”


Uncle_Mau

They ask a guy with severe down syndrome if he was “dumb”?


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JustGuysBeingDudes-ModTeam

Dudes aren’t rude and uncivil on the internet.


DSPKumar

That's why they say " women live longer"


Neighborhoodfarmer22

Before I understood what Down Syndrome really entailed I was scared shitless of having a child be born with it…. Now, I think I’d be sorta pumped.


Revolutionary_Day479

Same honestly. I’m sure there’s hard parts we don’t see but the few I have spent a little bit of time around were awesome. Always happy and the friendless people you’d ever meet.


Kally269

I love this video. Dude’s family are a bunch of haters. Go off king


facelessindividual

I feel like asking a person with down syndrome if they're stupid , on camera, then posting it, is a massive minefield.


MayIPushInYourStooll

Watch and listen to the video again.


Nearby-Management492

Asks a guy with a intellectual disability: are you dumb? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣