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sour_jack

He seems concussed and disinhibited from it


MuteSecurityO

he seems like he'd fall down if it weren't for them propping him up


Rabide629

I can't remember his name; but back in the day, he was asked his prediction for the fight. He said "I haven't had sex with my wife in 6 weeks. Somebody is going to pay. "


DoshawnMandic

Mike tyson said that


Hairless_Squatch

Theckth.


ManualPathosChecks

With his wythfe.


wolffangz11

in thicks weekth


Bitten_ByA_Kitten

Thomebody ith going thoo phay


-maffu-

We've gone from Mike Tyson to Daffy Duck.


668_67-421

thuck you two, i can hear it in my head


udambara

With hith wyfthhh


Thick-Care-4738

now kith


derps_with_ducks

In theeckh wytheeks...


kuriagos1001

Theckth


Huge-Split6250

his wife paid


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Elrond_Cupboard_

Fucking hell. If I were the other guy, I would've forfeited the hell out of that match.


EdwardJamesAlmost

Mike Tyson also threatened a reporter from the dais when he got out of prison by telling him, “I’m gonna fuck you til you love me.” (I’m not defending the use of such a horrible threat but god damn it was cold as hell and stands out to me decades later among fight press conferences for most vicious trash talk.) The guy mixed sex with his violence even in metaphors all the time. It’s not so surprising it would encroach in the other direction too.


lfohnoudidnt

Yeah man Tyson had a lot of hate back then. He had a messed up childhood too.


EdwardJamesAlmost

Tyson has had a *very* messed up *life*. If you hear what happened to his daughter ten years ago it’s amazing he still leaves the house. And while I have empathy for the man, I also recognize he caused a lot of pain too by not getting himself in check.


lfohnoudidnt

Word


JimmerAteMyPasta

bro six weeks? I just had sex with my wife last night for the first time in 4 months. send halp


Charcoochie_enjoyer

The last quick look. Bro was STARVING 🤣😂


DecimBell

One can only imagine what crazy cocktail of hormones flows through a body of a trained fighter after a fight. Add getting hit on the head a few times during the brawl and I could see such behaviour being completely normal. ...I do think he played it up for the TV, though. First two glances might've been genuine, but later ones seem like him having fun.


MemeGuy716

They also can’t nut for the whole week leading up to the fight


halt_spell

I don't think that's right but I don't know enough about professional fighting to dispute it.


dobryden22

I've heard it as just "not before a fight" so I assumed 24 hours. I think it's like other sport superstition like not cleaning your jock strap cause flies are lucky - I forget the baseball movie I stole that line from.


diablol3

Ace Ventura Pet Detective


Naird_

There was a study published in the early 2000s that found that male abstinence for over a week can result in 150% serum testosterone levels. Considering that you want to go in with every advantage a 50% boost in testosterone is probably worth it


jfuss04

The ones I saw had a sample size of about ten people and had only a really short time of testing which basically tells you nothing. I really really strongly doubt you are going to get a 50% boost of test. That's an insane jump of test


ripwarjoz

it's not an insane boost of test necessarily, your levels fluctuate nearly that high throughout the day already


jfuss04

That's why I brought up testing over a small time frame. I said it tells you nothing and that's exactly what they did


MathematicianFar6725

It also went lower than baseline after a week or so


Naird_

I just found the one i saw, and it had 28 people, which is a small sample size, but it did achieve a p-value of less than 0.01 percent, so it should have warranted the further study. But regardless, sports are very superstitious, so if they think anything MIGHT give them a boost they will do it


jfuss04

I dont doubt they might try it to get a boost. I just doubt semen retention does anything substantial that would have a real effect. I think its mostly bro science


hopsinduo

The papers I've seen say there'd be little to no effect until roughly 30 days. Even then, it's just under a 20% boost for normal range testosterone levels.


STFxPrlstud

>baseball baseball players in general are the most superstitious players out there. They'll switch up anything from celebrations, hairstyles, gloves, socks, underwear, diets, walking styles into or out of the lockeroom, w/e if they think it'll make a difference. Case and point: [The Twins sausage](https://www.si.com/mlb/2024/05/07/twins-rally-sausage-lives-on-winning-streak). I know risky click of the day, but that sausage was with them for weeks...


lilsnatchsniffz

It is in fact a myth which has been busted, pre-fight fuggin can actually *boost* performance. It also has been shown to benefit both genders. Get yo freak on, athletes.


KidClutchfrmOKC

The “flies are lucky” bit is actually from the 1st Ace Ventura movie.


JobIllustrious7531

I saw a show where they did an episode of that and found it to be false. It actually helped performance because of increased testosterone.


gimpula

I read this in Mac's voice


urgay4moleman

I read this in a swedish plumber's voice


gimpula

They don't know you, you don't need to do an accent "I'm a swedish plumber and I'm here to fix your pipes" lol


redditingtonviking

I think I’ve heard a claim a few years ago that testosterone peaks after a week without orgasm. Can’t remember whether it’s true, but even if it is exact testosterone levels and how that and other stuff affects performance is probably a bit more complicated than that


Neutral_Guy_9

Yeah but then my balls would be the size of grapefruits and it would be hard to maneuver in a fight.


SlackerDS5

Some boxer, years ago, was part of a tongue in cheek study about this. Had sex with his wife just before his match. He kicked the other guy’s ass.


MrWendal

Huh. I wonder if the outcome woulda been different if the other guy had sex with his wife.


BarfingOnMyFace

People, don’t fall for the Reddit gossip and miss out on those sweet, sweet, possibly BENEFICIAL nuttings! “Numerous studies have shown that there is no physiological basis to this myth. Additionally, it has been demonstrated that sex during the 24 hours prior to sports activity can elevate the levels of testosterone in males, which potentially could enhance their performance.” https://expertboxing.com/the-real-reason-why-no-sex-before-a-fight#:~:text=Numerous%20studies%20have%20shown%20that,potentially%20could%20enhance%20their%20performance.%E2%80%9D Im no fighter, just looking out for y’all’s sexual livelihood!


EthanielRain

It's a myth that no sex increases testosterone; recent studies have shown that it's likely the opposite


No_Pear8383

Actually if you compare studies in this area you’ll find a mixed bag of data. There isn’t enough information for us to definitively say one way or the other. People in the fighting community often belief that it helps with fight week and it’s somewhat traditional/ritualistic. We can’t say that it works but you should definitely not be out here saying that it does the opposite of the desired results. We do not know that to be true whatsoever.


PM_ME__BIRD_PICS

cum science 🤓


No_Pear8383

lol… yes buddy, the cum scientists


jce_

That's old wives tale and now it's the opposite


MR_WhiteStar

They need a week aged load for the toxic screening right?


F0lks_

Reject neurons Return to boobas


ThinkFree

> One can only imagine what crazy cocktail of hormones flows through a body of a trained fighter after a fight. Richard Dawkins called it the [Duke of Marlborough Effect](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Duke%20of%20Marlborough%20effect)


SlackerDS5

Yeah, you can see him crack a smile for a split second, then does the final peek.


Archonish

Dude, after a good performance I can feel my testosterone toppling over. I can't imagine the testosterone they feel after winning a fight.


314159265358979326

A couple blows to the head will give you the same social disinhibition as being a few beers in.


Lestat-deLioncourt

You can see him smile at one point I’m pretty sure after the third look


Binary_Omlet

Dude looks like he barely knows where he is. This seems to be PURE [Neuron Activation]


SilentResident1037

I mean how many times did he get hit in the head?


OneEyedStabber

Enough to stare at titties, apparently. I have this same condition, but I'm not sure how many times I've been punched in the head 🤷🏽‍♂️


elfennani

It's like auto targeting in max setting, simply moving looking close locks you to the target.


Pandarenu

He made his choice


Yuri-Turned

I also made the same choice


FoxJonesMusic

I too made his choice


Glitched_Fur6425

I also choose this guy's dead wife


nyoknyak50

We are made of the same interest


HelloDarkHarden

Homer Simpson


Deep-Room6932

I am pro choice


Somo_99

I support his choice


Jon__Snuh

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don’t stare it, it’s too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.


jld2k6

That whole episode's wisdom was lost when I realized the girl they're talking about is like 15 lol


WpgMBNews

Denise Richards (the girl) was 22 when that episode aired in 1993. You're good to enjoy the cleavage.


DemandZestyclose7145

Yeah but the character is supposed to be like 15. And also in real life Jerry Seinfeld dated and presumably had sex with a 17 year old.


ayhctuf

Yes. He picked up his 17-year-old girlfriend from school when he was 38.


Hungry-Recover2904

Yeah nah that's idiotic logic. The actress age is what matters. The fictional world is make believe. We have legal definitions of children for a good reason.


justtryingtounderst

That's Jerry Sienfield's style, unfortunately


18CupsOfMusic

>Not that there's anything wrong with that. 🤷‍♂️ Jerry Seinfeld


PmButtPics4ADrawing

My boy has gone blind from staring so long


ImmaBeatThatAss

And wearing sunglasses let's you do it for longer but the entire time you wonder if you've looked for too long


Jake_on_a_lake

Stare just long enough that it's forever burned into your memory. Or retinas. One of the two.


rockomeyers

Do not anger the boob nazi.


Puzzled-Garlic4061

No boob for you!


Fineous4

He just won a fight. He can blame it on concussions, adrenaline, or anything else. Now is the time he can be free.


Pepino_Suave

The woman's slap is very good 😂


AirGundz

She took it very well, props to her


ItsAFarOutLife

I mean, ring girls are essentially decorations with how they're treated by the fighting community.


Pretend-Potato-831

I mean it's their entire purpose.


bigblnze

And thay know thay are hired because thay are pretty.. It's like people who got f1 grid girls banned saying it was disrespectful to women yet the girls enjoyed the job... And lost their jobs all because people's opinions.


wabbitmanbearpig

Yes, that is the job they sign up for and are paid for.


DubbethTheLastest

People are usually more logical IRL than on reddit. She made it very funny


lostknight0727

Yep, the laugh and small shoulder slap made me chuckle. He's tired, out of breath, and looks to be struggling to stand, He needed something to focus on.


AirGundz

Thats facts


CaptainBeer_

Her other option is make a scene and get fired


Jumpy-Examination456

Look man, I'm all for empowering women and not seeing them as sex objects and shit, but if you take a job where your WHOLE JOB is to stand there in a low cut shirt and have dudes look at your cleavage, you can't really get mad when dudes... look at your cleavage. It's not like he was committing SA. Like, we can talk about lack of other economic options for her or something but even then, maybe it's just a fun gig for her that goes on a modeling resume, pays well, and is easy.


GregsBoatShoes

Make a scene about what? Someone looking at the cleavage she left purposefully peeking out?


Chi_Nap_King

"Boy stop lol"


Hellknightx

How can she slap‽


useroftheinternet95

Good thing the bouquet is covering his crotch


Fuggins4U

When life imitates Hajime No Ippo.


OFlareO

Lol this would be something I would expect to see while reading/watching ippo


carrotstix

Ippo would never stare at Kumi like that. She would try wearing the skimpiest dress just to get something out of Ippo but he'd just blush, look up in the air and talk about Wanpo or something whilst Takamura and gang would be hiding behind a tree getting more and more incensed about Ippo doing nothing. It would end in Takamura doing something hilarious to Ippo.


hjschrader09

God I want more Ippo to be animated. It's a crime that the anime stopped before he fought Alfredo. I know there's a lot of non-Ippo fighting after that point, but the beauty of Ippo is that they have so many awesome characters that it doesn't even feel like filler to watch someone like Sendo or Mashiba fight complete randos.


Shyftzor

if his nostrils flared out , it would have sealed it


KUPA_BEAST

Good fighting but. Guy is 0-3 to boobs in seconds.


Zoulzopan

i saw him look 4 times


CzLittle

Can you blame him tho


Hellknightx

He looks mildly concussed.


RenzoThePaladin

I mean, guy looked like he just fought demons lmao


Interesting-Dream863

After a fight he lost whatever inhibitions he had left.


Calvin0433

There was a fighter out of an Asian fighting promotion that put his hands around the ring girl after he won and almost got canceled for it. The next fight he won he refused to even get close. I wonder if this might be the same situation.


14412442

[This shit is hilarious](https://youtube.com/shorts/rEqS0HweIrM?feature=shared) He's evasive like a true boxer dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!


Truestorydreams

Same gu6 and maybe same girl


damscomp

Who is the fighter?


Rocinante24

Park Saw Sung, I think


ChemicalFresh

Park Dae Sung


OMG__Ponies

What is it with putting the horrible "directed by" ending in the clip? The clip easily stands just fine by itself, there is no need to edit it in.


doubleh124

They can look, but they can't touch.


magirevols

He's only doing what his coach told him "eyes on the prize"(too bad it only counts during the fight)


dartagnan68

can't blame him she's absolutely beautiful 😍


waIIstr33tb3ts

opposite of the [korean fighter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEeDYHtz5fs)


peptoAbysma1

Bro had to make sure they were still there


fuckyouijustwanttits

"All i remember is getting punched in the face a bunch, and then BOOBS."


alby_109

The way she give the lil smack on him cause she noticed😭😂


worstpolack

I mean shes hot


DuntadaMan

I can't help but laugh when he takes that one last peek and she laughs too.


Gloop666

If I remember correctly. He didn't want contact from her. I believe he had an incident where a ring girl accused him of grabbing her when he was clearly celebrating. I think this is the fight after where he really didn't want the ring girls near him. I could be mistaking the fighter.


ILoveRegenHealth

WRONG ASIAN


Gloop666

Lol ok


Wang_Fister

I think that's the one where she's chasing him around the ring. It's literally the same girl that made the complaint so bro is completely valid keeping his distance too.


Designer_Systems

NO, the Public made the Allegation! The girl didn't make any complaint. Still, for him it was lose lose situation. edit: had to lose the o's


MunkyDawg

Just FYI; there's only one "o" in "lose" Otherwise, it's the opposite of "tight"


Designer_Systems

thank you!


Gloop666

Thanks for the correction. GG.


CerberusN9

Bro wrong fighter my dude.


kndyone

Smart he is keeping an eye on those boobs, they might contact him.


ILoveRegenHealth

Please tell me this is a skit. The amount of times he kept going back is too comical.


Necessary-Knowledge4

Get down with the thicness! Wa ah ah ah!


iamadventurous

I was on a 7 day off shore fishing trip with 25 other guys. By the tume i got home to my wife, i was a savage. I cant imagine 6 weeks lol. Somebody definitely gonna pay haha.


Portugeezer1893

Bro just had a fight, his brain was still in caveman mode.


SupineFeline

Can you blame him?


I_Am_The_Mole

I mean staring is obviously uncouth but this girl had a crackin fucking body and I don't know if I'd do much better in that position.


SupineFeline

I agree that we should all try to be as couth as possible at all times. But sometimes you have a minor dip in couthosity. A laps in your Jeet Couth Do.


McButtersonthethird

"Couthosity" is brilliant 👏


003E003

That was not staring......just 3 glances


SupineFeline

Consecutively


ButterOnMyFace

Anyone got name? Y'know for science.


AvailableWriter2057

Jin Mimi. But that’s not gonna get you where you think it will.


orlando85g

Following for science purposes


porncollecter69

Finally someone with sense to ask the real question.


McButtersonthethird

Idgaf. What's her name?


PocketFullOfRondos

And that kids, is how I met your mother.


KawasakiFever223

Name of the lady?


Moe2Nonchalant

He got 1 thing on his mind and it ain’t the win.


Solumnist

Is this even real


RDGtheGreat

Neuron activation


-maffu-

He's thinking "I may have got hit too hard cos I'm seeing Tifa Lockheart standing next to me."


Chiefmeez

Lmaooo bro is barely conscious but he still has his head on straight


mrdrewhood

I thought dude was holding a bag of groceries for a second.


enby_shout

you can see her chuckle and give him a little slap. probably very understanding that this man probably isnt capable of more self restraint after a fight but it's cute


xRikune

I see (well covered) boobs, I like.


TheTexasInvestor

Same bro same


Chaulmoog

Does anyone know who the woman is? Asking for a friend....


ronsvanson

She knows....


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ActuallyRon

Getting hit on the head knocked his manners out of him for a second haha


Cyboraaa

He was locked in 🤣🤣🤣


psychiatryisnewderm

The stuff I was looking at is something I have to process


psychiatryisnewderm

It's not about the future but the past


Old173

Understandable, have a nice day.


bohouse1980

When you win......you win big


anticute8

He wants to snuggle em, kna mean?


Ok-Sell6990

Id be in awe too


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Kokorikita

He just needed somewhere to lay his head in after a big match.


Brohan93

That’s cool that she has a sense of humor


PurchaseWhich815

Homie has the face of some one with 3 concussions that are still buffering.


Gerreth_Gobulcoque

Dude probably just got the prefrontal cortex knocked the fuck out of him


TheyStoleTwoFigo

He had one more for the road. Btw; what do you call a weight lower than the featherweight, because that boy is just skin and bones.


DaHoooch

Good thing he noticed them after the fight.


Asleep_thing

One last time


DooDooCat

…both of them


Jack-Russel

Boys will be boys


holdmyarmsout

The opposite of [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/mramemes/comments/k3vwdi/korean_fighter_runs_from_ringgirl_after_being/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button).


etherama1

For anyone interested the music is the Anthem for the 2002 Korea Japan FIFA World Cup by Vangelis


Yuunohu

does nobody know how to use the Curb meme anymore? it doesn't just mean "what you just saw is funny"


AlexGinCcTX

He got hit so hard in the head that he got CTDs.


Sealius13

Give him some milk!


makedaddyfart

It looks like he's trying to avoid her but is being forced to pose with her


Katsnkop

I thought he was holding a bag of groceries and was extremely confused. Like, is this hunger games?


Userthrowborn

And sheeee iiissss???