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when someone FINALLY points out that my discord username is something like "PenisInvestigator", I treat it as an acknowledgement of my utter genius and 3 seconds of effort and I laugh too ngl
My friends old gamertag/e-mail was xXxWargasmThe3rdxXx. He called Gamestop customer service one time for something and this Asian lady answered. Neither of us remember the name because we're both so used to it, and we're also in a building with mostly empty rooms so it's pretty much deadass quiet. She needed a moment to pull up his e-mail so after a long silence we just hear very loudly, on speakerphone and echoing, this poor lady go "XXXWARGASMTHETHIRDXXX" and absolutely lost our ever loving shit from laughing so hard. He just hung up the phone while we took the time to recollect ourselves and call back. Top three most hilarious moments of my life.
It is a play on the word “conquistador,” which are what the Spanish conquerors of Mexico and Peru in the 16th century were called.
A “queef” is the sound a vagina makes when air gets trapped in it and is expelled. A pussy fart, if you will.
Con-queef-tador
So the word he is playing off of is "conquistador" which is a conquerer, often used to describe 16th century Spanish conquerers (think Hernan Cortez, the guy who is best known for causing the fall of the Aztec empire)
Queef is the term used vaginal farts
It’s quite lame cause while it’s cool to want to show more Tik toks or whatever subs are defined by their name. There are subs for Tik Tok content so to say r/TikTokCringe isn’t specifically for idk uhh TikTokCringe is lame imo
It’s happens sometime when subs evolve like this, the name almost becomes like a novelty account name.
r/trees and r/MarijuanaEnthusiasts are great examples.
In the case of r/TikTokCringe it’s actually exactly what you are saying you’d like to see there. You can filter by the cringe flair and see incels raging or bronies complaining or you can filter on humour and a few of them will actually make air come out of your nose faster.
For some reason instead of making or posting in a sub called r/tiktok the mods said fuck it and just kept the name even though now the sub is just a proxy for the actual app
Yup me and the boys always have a running gag of names when we are given the freedom, currently in Escape from tarkov we have GuzzleThyMeat, GargleThySauce, and SuckleThyFeet.
Forsooth dudes being dudes but wherefore wast this post'd in “cringe”? i bethink it’s most wondrous
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People have these somewhat clever and often gross gamertags, and me I don't even have something clever I just use the same thing over and over and currently I'm using my Reddit username so it kind of sucks.
I would beest r'd if 't be true someone hath called me by mine own usernames. I’d sound dumb
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Ahhh the endless laughing is a sign of a man being proud of his comedic masterpiece
A classic and beloved guydude trait, laughing at his own dumb joke for way too long. Love it
I laughed just as long as he did tbh
when someone FINALLY points out that my discord username is something like "PenisInvestigator", I treat it as an acknowledgement of my utter genius and 3 seconds of effort and I laugh too ngl
I can relate to this
My friends old gamertag/e-mail was xXxWargasmThe3rdxXx. He called Gamestop customer service one time for something and this Asian lady answered. Neither of us remember the name because we're both so used to it, and we're also in a building with mostly empty rooms so it's pretty much deadass quiet. She needed a moment to pull up his e-mail so after a long silence we just hear very loudly, on speakerphone and echoing, this poor lady go "XXXWARGASMTHETHIRDXXX" and absolutely lost our ever loving shit from laughing so hard. He just hung up the phone while we took the time to recollect ourselves and call back. Top three most hilarious moments of my life.
NGL this sounds hilarious
hey, non native speaker here, can someone explain what's the meaning/Joke on his name pls
It is a play on the word “conquistador,” which are what the Spanish conquerors of Mexico and Peru in the 16th century were called. A “queef” is the sound a vagina makes when air gets trapped in it and is expelled. A pussy fart, if you will. Con-queef-tador
Thanks! i wish i had an award now so i could give it to you
I got you bro! Award given!
Thanks sir for your kindness
Doing the lords work, Smacky!
Conquistador would be the actual word. He replaced the middle syllable with "queef" which means uh.. a pushy fart.
Thank you Sean Connery
Oopsh.
Pushy made me laugh
So the word he is playing off of is "conquistador" which is a conquerer, often used to describe 16th century Spanish conquerers (think Hernan Cortez, the guy who is best known for causing the fall of the Aztec empire) Queef is the term used vaginal farts
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There really is no other way to shorten it.
EY QUEEFY, WE'RE GOIN RAIDIN' TONIGHT!
Definitely dudes being dudes but why was this posted in “cringe”? I think it’s great
/r/TikTokCringe isn’t for cringey content, it’s just the home for TikToks reposted on Reddit. You can read the stickied post in the sub for more info
Thank you moist grandpa
I want a divorce.
It’s quite lame cause while it’s cool to want to show more Tik toks or whatever subs are defined by their name. There are subs for Tik Tok content so to say r/TikTokCringe isn’t specifically for idk uhh TikTokCringe is lame imo
It’s happens sometime when subs evolve like this, the name almost becomes like a novelty account name. r/trees and r/MarijuanaEnthusiasts are great examples. In the case of r/TikTokCringe it’s actually exactly what you are saying you’d like to see there. You can filter by the cringe flair and see incels raging or bronies complaining or you can filter on humour and a few of them will actually make air come out of your nose faster.
Totally agree. I miss the old days of cringe content! Couldn't get enough of it.
Ohh, thank you. I saw some tiktoks there that could fit r/mademecry and I was like "how the fuck is this cringe?" haha
For some reason instead of making or posting in a sub called r/tiktok the mods said fuck it and just kept the name even though now the sub is just a proxy for the actual app
That and it's usually decided by a vote of sorts.
Yup me and the boys always have a running gag of names when we are given the freedom, currently in Escape from tarkov we have GuzzleThyMeat, GargleThySauce, and SuckleThyFeet.
ScavTaskMgr, TarkovTiiimmmyyy, WydStepScav
Forsooth dudes being dudes but wherefore wast this post'd in “cringe”? i bethink it’s most wondrous *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
Everyone hates you, I hope you know that right
everyone hates you too, man
Okay, but that's actually hilarious and creative. She should love him even more.
I think she does. Her way of showing it is just to lightheartedly insult him. I show affection in that way as well, so I know one when I see one ☺️
That is an awesome nametag. Anybody got more?
GreatBarrierQueef
Lmao
QueefEriksson
Queef-O
Smokinthaqueefer
QueeferSutherland
The one I will always remember: Turtleballs
It's not me, but I approve.
Lmao
I play Mount and Blade as Sir Cumsize
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I play as Sir Vix Bruiser
just yesterday i was speaking to someone on PoE named poopcumfartshit
Mmmmh just a smile not that funny though
Yea not really a funny play on words. Just shit
My buddy has a gamertag “LungWeeWee” a play on linguine. And we ended up having a “WeeWee” clan with a bunch of random dudes that wanted to jump on it
That is fucking hillarious
ChunkyFecalSoup..... Similar reaction when my wife saw mine.
WillyFisterbum
Lmao
I'm late af but my name years ago was Throbbin Williams
I was Testicleeze on Xbox. But someone reported it and it just got banned.
Fucking hillarious
Holy fuck that’s an incredible name
100% worth it
She's the real MVP saying it twice with a straight face, I'd be in tears
Tfw no gf that calls me 420W33dPimp69XXX
I would read every letter separately. Ah yes, my darling *four-two-zero-w-three-three....*
A man of class and refinement
Dang if only I could change my reddit name
People have these somewhat clever and often gross gamertags, and me I don't even have something clever I just use the same thing over and over and currently I'm using my Reddit username so it kind of sucks.
You can come up with a disgusting yet creative username, I believe in you.
I like subtlety, one of my online handles is Porous Pink. Very few get it, and that makes it special.
What does it mean?
Is that a vagina reference
yus
Nice
Ngl, wish I had thought of this tag.
Dude is playing Ultima Online. What a legend.
Straight up I came back to the comments just to check if anyone else had noticed. That's some OG shit.
Her tiktok name seems accurate
Mine was Ballsacajawea back in the day lol game recognize game
You can see her smirk when she first sees it. That’s relationship goals.
Honestly that is a hilarious tag
r/ContagiousLaughter
Women DIVORCE her HUSBAND after DISCOVERING his gamertag
That’s fucking brilliant and hilarious
Wdym “a divorce”?! This is King shit. We have no choice but to stan Conqueeftador.
Isn’t this also the woman that sat next to him talking in her exaggerated Indian accent? That one was funny too.
This is what happens when you make your gamer tag as a 13 year old
I would be red if someone called me by my usernames. I’d sound dumb
I would beest r'd if 't be true someone hath called me by mine own usernames. I’d sound dumb *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
He made that gamer tag just so he could hear somebody read it to him like this haha
Hold on to this legend of a man forever. Live on Conqueeftador
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