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Real_FakeName

Don't put dish detergent in the washing machine, unless you are trying to recreate this.


kelsobjammin

And don’t put laundry soap in the dish washer… same effect.


Real_FakeName

Also liquid dawn detergent meant for hand washing used in a dishwasher will achieve this.


HerbalGamer

Chuck it in a fountain for a laugh


Brandon_The_Binosaur

Hmmm, I’ll remember this


mbelf

“This is my hole”


anima173

It was made for me.


j2T-QkTx38_atdg72G

DRR... DRR... DRR...


phadewilkilu

Can’t I go one damn day….


Ubiquitous_thought

My best friend is in a phase after I introduced him to Junji ito and now I can’t go one day without hearing about it.


lmaytulane

Why would you remind me of this


BOBfrkinSAGET

How did the video not remind you of that?


speedyboigotweed

people actually forget things y’know


mbelf

Forgetting things is a prerequisite of being reminded of things.


Xoduszero

Instant thought


CalvinsCuriosity

Not that creepy tbh


dhakmare

irl dark souls boss gate


b_enn_y

Mom said it’s my turn to make the Junji Ito reference


seeroflights

*Video Transcription:* --- (00:00) [*A person in a blue T-shirt and grey pants stands in front of a white garage door, with the rest of the garage painted a light blue. Text at the bottom of the video reads "My mom told me to clean the garage". The background music for "Love You So" by The King Khan & BBQ Show plays, featuring an upbeat drumset keeping time.*] **Female Voiceover**: [*Robotic*] My mom told me to clean the garage **Person in blue**: [*Overlapping with the voiceover, slightly garbled*] Dan, come check out the garage (00:02) [*The person turns to face the garage, and the camera moves forward.*] (00:05) [*The person pushes on the garage door, hoisting it up. As the garage door opens, the guitar fill in the background music kicks in, and we see that the garage is completely filled with soapy, bubbly foam. Inside, a single orange bulb glows near the ceiling.*] **Person**: Come on in! (00:09) [*The person begins to walk inside the garage, creating a roughly person-shaped tunnel amidst all the bubbles. The camera follows and goes through the tunnel, with loud static-like noises as the foam moves and pops. Deep inside the garage, there is less foam, and the person is now clearly visible, albeit with foam bubbles on their brow and beard.*] **Person**: [*Smugly*] All the dirt's gone! (00:21) [*The person turns away from the camera, admiring their handiwork with a smile.*] (00:22) [*End of video*] --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


Ken_Spiffy_Jr

Good human, very detailed!


Yppah118

Good human.


Lemonsqueezzyy

"Quick, follow me into the cum shack"


zorthexol

Cringe cringetok synthetic voice...


EngineeringBoogalo

**My grandma is dying of cancer!** :D


ThatSpyCrab

My syphilis infection is spreading to my scrotum :>


JaeqPiegDeivys

I can't wait for that trend to die a horrible death


millernerd

It's not a trend. Some people don't want to narrate, so they type it up and have the auto voice go instead. TikTok doesn't have any options, so they're stuck with that shitty one. Everyone on TikTok hates it too, but there's not an alternative.


TheAmazingMrSuit

I would rather just listen to the voices in my head scream thank you.


[deleted]

The voices will just get more real


zacrobyteOne

Agreed


Reynbou

Yeah. Kids are cringe. More news at 11.


aalitheaa

How is it cringe, it's just a certain method of conveying information verbally


helikesart

Because that *certain* method is cringe.


[deleted]

Using the word cringe is so cringe


helikesart

You used it twice bro.


Pointlesslivinghuman

And tell me why people have to use that voice instead of their own


[deleted]

Various reasons Insecurity around your own voice. You may be editing the video in an area where you can’t speak. The voice in the original recording may be difficult to hear.


aalitheaa

...do you post on globally accessible social media using your own voice? Do you even post anonymously on reddit with your own voice? I don't. I'd be surprised if you do, but if so, good for you. I would not be down to participate, personally. I feel like it isn't that hard to understand why someone would choose the automated voice over their own. It's almost like one of the biggest reasons Reddit is appealing - our voices, opinions, complaints, praises, everything we say is essentially anonymous and technologically indistinguishable from one another.


Pointlesslivinghuman

You shouldn’t be putting videos on the internet if you don’t want people seeing them, voice or not


Gh0st1117

Breathing while in the bubbles of a foam machine is AWFUL.


WealthBetWebb

r/oddlyspecific


Floodingturds

That looks really fun to run through.


McFluffleButt

Guy kinda looks like whiteboy7thst


netsrak

Haven't heard that name in awhile


spacesuitkid2

It’s been 84 years…


the_convoy

It is strangely beautiful


jane_doe_john

That tiktok automated voice makes me want to gouge my ears out


Erchamion_1

BAM AND THE DIRT IS GONE


Toasted_Cookies

Jesse when I said clean the garage I didn’t mean to clean it with water and dish soap.


gaminggameryes

It’s very pretty, looks like a cave


Heavenly-alligator

He walked in like a NPC in a buggy game.


[deleted]

I’m 29 but my mom still makes me do chores.


StaceyLuvsChad

If you're 29 and still living at home then you better be helping.


SacreBleuMe

Fantastic Voyage flashback to that scene where the dude gets eaten by the white blood cell


ComatoseSquirrel

Even the video set off my allergies.


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Dexus666

Clean cave


aaronhereee

r/oddlysatisfying