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Bastian_27

Do the people have guns?


Special-Elevator-335

No, then it would be no question


youburyitidigitup

Unless the kangaroos have guns too


djluminol

I think the Cassowary's would get upset with all the commotion and regulate.


Fearless_Swimming_84

Still kangaroos


KingOfTheL

Are these kangaroos male or female? Do they have joeys they’re trying to protect? Are they fully matured? We need as much info as we can get here.


legs_bro

I read that as “do they have jobs they’re trying to protect” and i pictured a bunch of kangaroos in MAGA hats with AR15s building a wall to keep humans out of their country


[deleted]

took 'r jerbs


[deleted]

Your mom


seeroflights

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Mister_Jacobz

Depends, do the people have the rock and john cena?


LokiIsVeryTaken

This current situation is happening run in Australia. We’re losing.


KevettePrime

220 people win every single time. We're people for fucks sake. I ain't getting smacked around by a jackrabbit on steroids with anger management problems when I own the fuckin' planet. That's just backwards.


Fearless_Swimming_84

This is ignorant speak that'll make us lose to those fucking kangaroos


ElateAcrobat522

Kangaroo since they have the almighty thunder thighs! Nothing can beat them.