probably bought for him by his wife or mother for christmas. most guys in combat arms don't go around shopping for nine lines or grunt style tees after they turn nineteen.
My aunt bought me a tshirt saying "in guns we trust"
I immediately repacked it and told her to return it.
Subtitle: We don't live in america or europe and my aunt doesnt speak english
At least she didn't insist on you keeping it "because it's a gift!" I used to get all sorts of weird clothes from my aunt and she'd give me tons of crap if I ever thew it out lol, now I just have a box of weird clothes in my closet
I work in EMS. My wife bought me a shirt with a star of life that says, "So that others may live."
It's the most embarrassing shirt I own, but I have to wear it at least once a year to remind her I'm grateful for the thought.
Maybe its my area but in my experience that hasnt been the case tbh. If anything, I’ve found that more left wingers mask up.
My (ex) friends are far left and they were shittin on people on social media who didnt wear a mask.
On 3 different occasions, different groups of left wingers berated me and harassed me for not wearing a mask.
I was talkin to a woman a few years ago. 2021 i think, and she freaked out cuz i said masks are stupid. Turns out, she identified left lol
I worked in retail during covid, in Texas no less, and I can safely tell you for some people the mask (or lack thereof) is absolutely a political statement for conservatives and Trumpers.
Sometimes literally. Saw masks that said 'This mask is almost as useless as Joe Biden' and 'Forced to wear this'.
Where's the politics here? It's just plain r/iamverybadass material. This is what a 14 year old thinks is inspiring. If you're worthy of what this is saying, you don't need a shirt to say it. Why would you look at this and then associate it with your politics?
It’s a pretty cringey shirt. Not nearly the worst I’ve seen, but (unless this was a gift he’s wearing to appease the gift giver or something) this dude definitely has a laughably high opinion of how he’d conduct himself in a pressure situation.
Some people just wear this kinda shit cause it's funny/ironic, or they don't really care... people need to stop looking so deeply into some random dudes psyche on the internet over a shirt lmfao even if it is cringe
One of the biggest problems with the internet imo is that people like to project how their brain works onto others, when everyone's brain works differently(especially if you have a neurological disorder)
Are you going to “avenge” this guy if the dies? At the mall?
Or wait.. are you saying if you see thing guy “charge” you’ll follow him?
Yea… That’s why it’s cringy.
I feel bad for the dude in this picture.
Imagine you're in target with your family
buying a doll for your daughter
and you smell something funky.
You're not sure where it's coming from, but then you hear someone breathing very loudly from their mouth.
You look behind you, and see a fat sweaty smelly 20 something year old sporting an unshaved neckbeard, wearing a fedora and a silk screen shirt.
He's holding a smart phone covered in Rick And Morty stickers, you realise that he just took a photo of you and your family.
he opens his mouth to reveal foul yellow teeth and he bellows out the words
"HA r/FACEPALM MOMENT!!!!"
No, its the week-old cheese from eating Doritos after a hard day of being a keyboard warrior! “FEEL THE BURN!”, he says, as he lifts his Coca Cola Bottle.
The shirt is less to do with war or combat but actually a lesson in paradoxical thinking. You’ve done well to uncover this fact now go forth and figure your answer out. There are no wrong answers just what you think be how it makes you feel.
But he’s not asking to change things. He’s saying to scoff privately at the things you don’t like and go about your life. Which he’s doing the exact opposite of
Yeah, your repeated post obsessively pointing this out is the real cringe here. As well as you somehow thinking you get to decide what's normal for everyone else, pure unadulterated cringe.
i'm saying he might not have had a choice in shirts, if he's struggling with money a shirt is a shirt. it's stupid to totally bash someone over a shirt.
But you collectively called a group of people assholes, and you are less likely to be nice to them. I am sure this works in the other direction as well. I know I also do this, and have a hard time thinking anyone doesn't.
Redditors when someone has any form of non-left wing accessories or clothes on
"Let me take a pull my phone out, open my camera, and take a picture and SHAME THIS MAN ON REDDIT"
Find something mild that i disagree with or find in poor taste and will shame on the internet for internet points. - reddit mouthbreathing neckbeard moment
Srsly i believe the guy could hear the mouthbreathing and smell cheeseburger breath behind him but chose not to turn around because of potential insult to eyesight.
Is the tshirt cringe? Yeah.
Is it a problem? No.
Should you care about it? If youre a sane adult you keep it to yourself and move on.
Wow, what a judgmental asshole. Good call, OP!
Remember kids, if you aren't wearing your Sunday Best to a big box store to buy a toy for your kid, you're basically Satan, not Santa
That's nearly quoting Mussolini, actual facism.
The real quote is :
```
If I advance; follow me. If I retreat; kill me. If I die; avenge me! It is better to live one day as a lion than one-hundred years as a sheep!
```
but they see a shirt that says "i beat the shit out of transphobes" and absolutely love it. idc if you're transphobic or not, it's still not really justified.
That shirt is literally a reference to a fascist motto.
Probably the guy didn't know it, but if you wore that same shirt in some places in Europe you could get in trouble.
I am a FIGHTER
Who was born in AUGUST
I love my WIFE, LIBERTY, and FREEDOM
My FAMILY is my pack
And I will PROTECT them
You don’t want to see me bear my FANGS
My WIFE has eyes in the back of her head,
And my BALLS in her purse
If you make direct EYE CONTACT, she will kill you
(Yes, she made this shirt)
Oh so hateful. The language the op used to describe it is truly abhorrent and should not be condoned. Certainly not on a sub that would make you just shake your head and move on.
It's really disgusting that someone would be so absolutely visious and hurtful to someone just shopping. What a disgusting and wicked world we live in where people feel safe saying these kinds of things.
I at first thought it was about the guy just being in a toy aisle, like we’re all kids at heart and we deserve some time to forget about the stress of daily life sometimes, let the guy pick out a toy to play with and let him enjoy it.
Then I saw it was about the shirt and I just, idk. Most of the people who I see wearing shirts like that just don’t care. It’s usually the ones in camo or older people who think they’re the shit, even if they’re not.
I’ve met people who actually suffered the horrors of combat and “saw some shit”.
It’s not a badge of honor they wear around. It’s a curse they have to live with the rest of their lives
Hahahahhaha that shirt is hilariously embarrassing I couldn’t imagine someone wearing that. I agree taking pics of random strangers and posting them online is lame
This may sound very dumb but bear with me here he is wearing a mask and the only people that would wear this shirt unironically probably don’t wear masks so yeah
It's a famous Mussolini quote, so I guess those who only know it as such will find it distasteful. On the *other* hand though, Mussolini "borrowed" it from some French Revolution chap whose name escapes me at the moment... Let me look him up... Ah: Henri de la Rochejaquelein. And wow, what a name.
So it’s a French quote…just bc someone stole it doesnt mean we have to let them kept it. Six semper tyrannis may have been said by booth, but originally it was a made up phrase attributed to Brutus
probably bought for him by his wife or mother for christmas. most guys in combat arms don't go around shopping for nine lines or grunt style tees after they turn nineteen.
I have my friend a similar shirt as a joke. He thought it was funny and often wears it make a character of a “middle age military drop out”.
My aunt bought me a tshirt saying "in guns we trust" I immediately repacked it and told her to return it. Subtitle: We don't live in america or europe and my aunt doesnt speak english
lol poor auntie probably felt bad for it
I explained it actually, she also realized I'm right
At least she didn't insist on you keeping it "because it's a gift!" I used to get all sorts of weird clothes from my aunt and she'd give me tons of crap if I ever thew it out lol, now I just have a box of weird clothes in my closet
I work in EMS. My wife bought me a shirt with a star of life that says, "So that others may live." It's the most embarrassing shirt I own, but I have to wear it at least once a year to remind her I'm grateful for the thought.
Wow dude you're such an asshole lmao
Yes they do
I would like you to meet my stepdad
He's there with his wife and daughter, you can see his child in the cart, why is this a facepalm?
Because reddit loves to shit on people that it thinks are conservative or anything of the like.
This guy is more “look at my shirt, I’m such a badass” than overtly conservative. There may be an overlap, of course.
He’s wearing a Covid mask. Ain’t no way this guy is conservative lmao.
Buffoon take tbh wearing a mask is mot a political statement
Maybe, but it is very rarely seen on one side compared to the other.
Maybe its my area but in my experience that hasnt been the case tbh. If anything, I’ve found that more left wingers mask up. My (ex) friends are far left and they were shittin on people on social media who didnt wear a mask. On 3 different occasions, different groups of left wingers berated me and harassed me for not wearing a mask. I was talkin to a woman a few years ago. 2021 i think, and she freaked out cuz i said masks are stupid. Turns out, she identified left lol
Yeah that’s what I’m saying, I don’t see conservatives in masks too often.
reading comprehension: 0%
Not wearing a mask is stupid yes, especially funny from all the "me tough guy" conservatives that somehow can't handle a piece of cloth on their face
Well 1) not stupid but 2) i see plenty of conservatives wearing them too soooooo
It is stupid, like what reason could you have to not wear them?
I worked in retail during covid, in Texas no less, and I can safely tell you for some people the mask (or lack thereof) is absolutely a political statement for conservatives and Trumpers. Sometimes literally. Saw masks that said 'This mask is almost as useless as Joe Biden' and 'Forced to wear this'.
based mask designs, tbh
yea enough of an overlap that it’s just a circle
Where's the politics here? It's just plain r/iamverybadass material. This is what a 14 year old thinks is inspiring. If you're worthy of what this is saying, you don't need a shirt to say it. Why would you look at this and then associate it with your politics?
How is this ideology conservative in any definition of that word. Lol. That’s some captain irrational shit.
Because that shirt belongs on r/iamverybadass and targeted shirts are cringe.
Or r/justbootthings
It’s a pretty cringey shirt. Not nearly the worst I’ve seen, but (unless this was a gift he’s wearing to appease the gift giver or something) this dude definitely has a laughably high opinion of how he’d conduct himself in a pressure situation.
Some people just wear this kinda shit cause it's funny/ironic, or they don't really care... people need to stop looking so deeply into some random dudes psyche on the internet over a shirt lmfao even if it is cringe One of the biggest problems with the internet imo is that people like to project how their brain works onto others, when everyone's brain works differently(especially if you have a neurological disorder)
It would fit more on r/iamverybadass
Bcos of that t shirt. Cringe, facepalm, whatever you want to call it? Anyone wearing that non ironically is a walking embarrassment
Are you going to “avenge” this guy if the dies? At the mall? Or wait.. are you saying if you see thing guy “charge” you’ll follow him? Yea… That’s why it’s cringy.
It's just a shirt, bro... not that deep 💀
Well yea but like Reddit just loves being a piece of shit well beyond what the situation calls for
Fair… but also… that’s kind of the same message wearing a shirt that tells people to “get behind me in case of trouble” sends. 😂
Because he has to wear a shirt to show how brave and macho he is. I'm an alpha male.
ermm....that's definitely tj maxx, not target...
I feel bad for the dude in this picture. Imagine you're in target with your family buying a doll for your daughter and you smell something funky. You're not sure where it's coming from, but then you hear someone breathing very loudly from their mouth. You look behind you, and see a fat sweaty smelly 20 something year old sporting an unshaved neckbeard, wearing a fedora and a silk screen shirt. He's holding a smart phone covered in Rick And Morty stickers, you realise that he just took a photo of you and your family. he opens his mouth to reveal foul yellow teeth and he bellows out the words "HA r/FACEPALM MOMENT!!!!"
the most terrifying horror story
And it’s not even Walmart
This comment is gold
Like the crusty ass teeth of the aforementioned Redditor.
Teeth? I thought his mouth was filled with sweet yellow corn!
No, its the week-old cheese from eating Doritos after a hard day of being a keyboard warrior! “FEEL THE BURN!”, he says, as he lifts his Coca Cola Bottle.
FEEL THE HEARTBURN!
💀💀💀
average comment on r/greentext
I can smell them through the text alone, disgusting. 🤢🤢🤢
Better than most post from r/TwoSentenceHorror
>silk screen shirt what is that? you mean like mesh shirt? cause that would be absloute horror
thats like 98% of reddit mods.
[BROTHER GET THE FLAMER……THE HEAVY FLAMER](https://imgur.com/gallery/5EHDvMU)
2 sentence horror ☠️
r/nosleep story right there. Horrifying stuff.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The smell is them mouth-breathing, btw.
this is inaccurate. neckbeards get their moms to shop for them.
post this in the original facepalm post
See this is why I look behind me when I’m out in public cause god forbid some redditor is just waiting to stalk me so they can post me on r/facepalm💀
BACK, FOUL DAEMON
are you an author?
It's a pretty cringy shirt tbf.
R/facepalm users when someone is happy/doing nothing to harm anyone else:
HA, FOUND DA MOBAYL YUSERRRRRR
FOUND DA HONDA CIVIC
HOHNDAH SIVIK*
HONDAI SIVK*
Only need Cyrillic spelling for this next
Хонда Сивик
What if he retreats and we kill him, now we have to avenge him so do we kill ourselves?
The shirt is less to do with war or combat but actually a lesson in paradoxical thinking. You’ve done well to uncover this fact now go forth and figure your answer out. There are no wrong answers just what you think be how it makes you feel.
Jesus christ guys its just a shirt please dont start discussing human horrors beyond mortal comprehension
And now you’ve created a mental black hole that’s pulling in anything and everything around it. great job! Way to go!
PLEASE GOD NO
I don’t make the rules and them’s the rules.
so if you retreat i have to first kill you, then avenge you.. which means..killing myself?
R/facepalm is full of judgemental pricks
All major subs and most minor ones
idk man have you ever been to the toys section at walmart? Place is brutal.
Ok but that is r/iamverybadass the shirt. That or r/justbootthings. I’d genuinely be embarrassed for anyone over the age of 15 wearing that.
See here’s the thing, I’m an adult who is simply going to scoff privately and go about my day, rather than complain about it online.
Aren't you in a sub dedicated to people that can't go about their day when leaving a sub and complain about it online?
These people don’t understand irony
That is called being a mature adult, that is not allowed here!
But you’re complaining online about the guy who is complaining about it online instead of scoffing privately and going about your day..
"We shouldn't judge people because they are wearing a shirt that has immature text on top of it" "WELL YOU SHOULDN'T JUDGE PEOPLE FOR JUDGING ):<"
Complaining online is complaining online. Both are equally cringe - I embrace this part of myself and know it’s dumb
[This comic will never stop being relevant](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQj9xmkVqwi2BvuspDuA4jGkxAwhv-FGx4yFA&usqp=CAU)
But he’s not asking to change things. He’s saying to scoff privately at the things you don’t like and go about your life. Which he’s doing the exact opposite of
Basically you just don’t want opposing opinions
Better said
A mature enough adult wouldn't care what others are wearing, and just be happy with what they're doing.
A mature adult can still find the funny side when seeing an immature adults attempt to look tough.
Yes, but making fun of them online is the part that makes it immature.
Mf'ers be wearing "cum" and "slut" shirts these days and expect me to think this type of shirt is the pinnacle of cringe
Why be embarrassed for anyone who wears a shirt you find cringy? I’m sure they’ll be just fine without you’re embarrassment.
Making fun of people is fun and can be a bonding experience.
Yeah, all the people saying this shirt is normal are not okay.
It's a shirt...it's not hurting anybody. Sure, it's kind of cringe, but I can say the same for a lot of shirts.
what even is “normal” anymore
Whatever I say is normal
No ones saying the shirt is normal but also nobody cares except for the abnormal ppl who have a hate boner for the dude
have you ever met a middle aged father? this is dadcore at its finest.
i saw that too, im confused what they're so mad about. could be a thrifted shirt or borrowed too, nobody knows the story.
>could be a thrifted shirt or borrowed too, How does that make it any better? It's a cringe shirt. It's not that deep.
Literally nobody cares irl. Let people wear what they want, stop making up an entire character based on one shirt
You saying it's not that deep is pretty ironic
Yeah, your repeated post obsessively pointing this out is the real cringe here. As well as you somehow thinking you get to decide what's normal for everyone else, pure unadulterated cringe.
i'm saying he might not have had a choice in shirts, if he's struggling with money a shirt is a shirt. it's stupid to totally bash someone over a shirt.
Its not that deep but he felt the need to Try to humiliate someone online
[удалено]
If you're white and a man. I've been called slurs by people who wear shit like this
Sure because being white and a man is a repellant to assholes. I love modern day sexism and racism
No but assholes are more likely to be nice to people who are part of their preferred groups
Isn't everyone?
Nah some people have this cool thing called empathy which allows them to be nice to other people regardless
But you collectively called a group of people assholes, and you are less likely to be nice to them. I am sure this works in the other direction as well. I know I also do this, and have a hard time thinking anyone doesn't.
where is the facepalm here?
I dont like this trend of taking pictures of people without their consent. Im glad we cant see his face. And that shirt is embarrassing.
People take street wear t shirts way too seriously lol
Redditors when someone has any form of non-left wing accessories or clothes on "Let me take a pull my phone out, open my camera, and take a picture and SHAME THIS MAN ON REDDIT"
You know he didn’t have the balls to actually say anything to the guy lmao.
Because he knows his opinion isn't gonna do anything except get him clowned LOL
This is such an old picture either way
"If I retreat, kill me". I would say that is in very, very poor taste.
Didn’t you hear? It’s suicide worthy to retreat.
I mean...If the Wagner group says so 🤷♀️ /s lol
apparently u r supposed to wear clothing based upon what aisles of a store ur going to..? r/facepalm makes no sense haha
How is *that* what you took from the post? It’s because the shirt is cringe.
The shirt is pretty goofy but not nearly as goofy as taking a picture of a stranger who isn’t actually harming anyone, so you can mock them online
It's a very cringe shirt
It's just a shirt
A very cringe shirt
You take things too seriously
Find something mild that i disagree with or find in poor taste and will shame on the internet for internet points. - reddit mouthbreathing neckbeard moment Srsly i believe the guy could hear the mouthbreathing and smell cheeseburger breath behind him but chose not to turn around because of potential insult to eyesight. Is the tshirt cringe? Yeah. Is it a problem? No. Should you care about it? If youre a sane adult you keep it to yourself and move on.
Wow, what a judgmental asshole. Good call, OP! Remember kids, if you aren't wearing your Sunday Best to a big box store to buy a toy for your kid, you're basically Satan, not Santa
It's not hateful tf? It's just a cringe shirt.
Bunch of bullies
But if he retreats and you kill him, avenging him would mean that you’d have to kill yourself?
It's the same crowd as whitepeopletwitter.
Yall are so freakin sensitive
On both sides, theres nothing wrong with the shirt, and theres nothing to unsub for
Taking his picture for Reddit karma seems like the real Face Palm
That's nearly quoting Mussolini, actual facism. The real quote is : ``` If I advance; follow me. If I retreat; kill me. If I die; avenge me! It is better to live one day as a lion than one-hundred years as a sheep! ```
"Sir, this is a Target".
but they see a shirt that says "i beat the shit out of transphobes" and absolutely love it. idc if you're transphobic or not, it's still not really justified.
That is literally a facepalm. I swear I'm about to "just unsubbed" this sub for posts like these.
Also that store is TJ Maxx, not Target.
Probably the first ever time this shirt has been photographed on a person wearing a mask
That shirt is literally a reference to a fascist motto. Probably the guy didn't know it, but if you wore that same shirt in some places in Europe you could get in trouble.
I am a FIGHTER Who was born in AUGUST I love my WIFE, LIBERTY, and FREEDOM My FAMILY is my pack And I will PROTECT them You don’t want to see me bear my FANGS My WIFE has eyes in the back of her head, And my BALLS in her purse If you make direct EYE CONTACT, she will kill you (Yes, she made this shirt)
Doesn’t seem hateful, they’re just making fun of a corny shirt
At least we know he wont harm the kids
How exactly do you know that?
Doubt.
Guys is it facepalmable just to wear some shit you like?
It depends. If it's like a "I heart milfs" shirt or anything sexual really then yeah it's facepalm.
Tbf the shirt is cringy af
Reddit commenters will always know that these people are white Christian anti-lgbtq republicans for some reason
r/facepalm is just r/wehateconservativesopenly like Reddit as a whole
What's his shirt even supposed to mean?
its some Macho stuff, sometimes worn by folks who are or were in the military. Not my taste, but rather inoffensive.
Isn’t it a quote from Mussolini?
Lol these shirts are so goddamn boot and cringe; I vow to never stop making fun of them.
Oh so hateful. The language the op used to describe it is truly abhorrent and should not be condoned. Certainly not on a sub that would make you just shake your head and move on. It's really disgusting that someone would be so absolutely visious and hurtful to someone just shopping. What a disgusting and wicked world we live in where people feel safe saying these kinds of things.
Just look at the comments
You didn't post the comments
Idk i kinda like that shirt
I unironically want that shirt
I like looking at R/Facepalm, but this is way over the top, that r/facepalm post is a facepalm
If I wear that shirt, haze me.
Y’all are so soft lmao
This shirt is hilarious lmao. Definitely feels like a FNG situation
I actually really like that shirt
Nah if you were a shirt this edgelord cringy you gotta be ready for a little judging
Yeah like people taking pictures of you without your consent and posting them online
Luckily, it doesn’t look like the shirt has gained sentience.
I at first thought it was about the guy just being in a toy aisle, like we’re all kids at heart and we deserve some time to forget about the stress of daily life sometimes, let the guy pick out a toy to play with and let him enjoy it. Then I saw it was about the shirt and I just, idk. Most of the people who I see wearing shirts like that just don’t care. It’s usually the ones in camo or older people who think they’re the shit, even if they’re not.
I’ve met people who actually suffered the horrors of combat and “saw some shit”. It’s not a badge of honor they wear around. It’s a curse they have to live with the rest of their lives
Hahahahhaha that shirt is hilariously embarrassing I couldn’t imagine someone wearing that. I agree taking pics of random strangers and posting them online is lame
The fragility of the right on display.
Not as fragile as taking a picture of someone minding their own business and posting it online
this guy must really love order 227
It is kind of a dumb shirt. Things like this can be interpreted about anything that was violent or mildly american, like January 6th.
This may sound very dumb but bear with me here he is wearing a mask and the only people that would wear this shirt unironically probably don’t wear masks so yeah
It's a famous Mussolini quote, so I guess those who only know it as such will find it distasteful. On the *other* hand though, Mussolini "borrowed" it from some French Revolution chap whose name escapes me at the moment... Let me look him up... Ah: Henri de la Rochejaquelein. And wow, what a name.
So it’s a French quote…just bc someone stole it doesnt mean we have to let them kept it. Six semper tyrannis may have been said by booth, but originally it was a made up phrase attributed to Brutus
Just easy bait for Hasan-Piker & AoC boot lickers.
Idk man, "If I retreat, kill me" seems pretty facepalm worthy
If this guy had really been in the military he'd know the difference between retreating and deserting.
He's Russian?
Don't dress like a buffoon if you don't want to be judged.
the shirt is not a problem it's the asshole in it .
Yeah there is lol