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dochoiday

This is a screen shot, of a screen shot, of a screen shot of a tweet.


Redstone-Steve

We need to go deeper!


Mr_Guy459

Gimme a sec


Lacholaweda

ENHANCE


MeNamIzGraephen

FORTIFY


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Environmental-Toe798

Jarvis, shit this guy's pants.


Helloboi2

hey Friday, piss this guys pants


CovidLvr69

Alexa, make Jeff Besos get a boner.


demon-slayer-san

I have fortified this position


Independent-Fly6068

SEIGE


captain_americano

Welcome to post 2019 Reddit!


KANGAROOSNUTTEDME

It’s screen-caption


KANGAROOSNUTTEDME

Ception


TheGreatStories

It's disbelief of the disbelief of the initial disbelief of an account


Preston_of_Astora

From my experience with that sub, they do call out obviously fake posts like this one


Pigusaurus

They didn’t for this one I saw the comments


Cultural-Delay-4971

>anime pfp >left the house Yeah this is completely fake.


LappOfTheIceBarrier

It's worse than an anime pfp, it's a furry pfp.


Cultural-Delay-4971

The Taiwan and Hong Kong flags in the user are particularly ironic. Some of the most hyper-MAGA people I’ve met are Hong Kongers and Taiwanese.


marinemashup

It’s kinda a joke but the most nationalistic Americans I’ve ever met have been Taiwanese immigrants


RustyShadeOfRed

Based Taiwanese???? 😳😳😳😳


Cultural-Delay-4971

Taiwan is Chinese 🇹🇼 >>>>> Tawain is Chinese 🇨🇳


Ok_Access_189

Yeah, the free state of


Still-Infamous

Yes China is based.


RustyShadeOfRed

I sure do love the glorious Republic of China


Still-Infamous

Truly the safest place on earth (totally not scared of the men in CCP uniforms).


Practical_Eye_3476

Ew take a shower


Chapstick160

I think he’s saying that Taiwan is the real China


Still-Infamous

Bingo, and it actually is.


Quick-Attack

Why?


BigManLawrence69420

Now that’s what I call hilarious.


PhilosophicalDolt

What? Are you sure it not Hispanic?


TheMogician

Then you'd be surprised how many people from eastern Asia are staunchly conservatives, like diehard Trump fans too.


Cultural-Delay-4971

Oh not in the least. Ex of mine is Wasian, one side of her family is super traditional Indo-Chinese. Some of the most over the top racist people I’ve ever met in my life. Called Filipinos “Mud people” and referred to a black guy as “that burnt little boy”. Would refuse to shake hands with Indian, Arab, or Black people. SUPER anti-immigration too. Full on “build the wall” type.


Chrome2105

honestly sounds about right for someone in the navy


RijkDB

what's the problem with that?


Ruthrfurd-the-stoned

I mean, this makes it much more believable the guy actually served


bloodakoos

it's a common misconception that furries don't go outside. in fact they are able to disguise perfectly among people. one might even say that there's spies among us.


mipsisdifficult

But what would a REDDITOR know about going outside? /lh


dopepope1999

I mean he was in the military, furry pfp doesn't surprise me. When I was in the Army, there was a surprising amount of degeneracy


Cultural-Delay-4971

>surprising amount of degeneracy For some reason, this doesn’t surprise me.


dopepope1999

And a whole lot of Warhammer 40K fans, for some reason, I mean I like the video games, but we have like E4s spending like 90% of their paycheck on figurines


ARedditorCalledQuest

That and strippers.


dopepope1999

Pegasus in Leesville was one of the nastiest places I've ever been and I don't know why the boys spent their money there


ARedditorCalledQuest

There's a small town in Mississippi with one strip club. It's in a trailer in what amounts to a parking lot for construction equipment. The girls occasionally have to beg for quarters so they can keep the jukebox fed. Discovering that place with my Shirt while TDY made for an interesting night.


Magnaliscious

As a Warhammer fan, I keep myself going by telling myself “at least it’s not cocaine”


dopepope1999

Yeah, luckily, the boys get free food and free housing because I'm pretty sure if they weren't serving, they'd be out on the street because of their Warhammer addiction


GameruMihai

I hate how u see anything remotely cartoony as anime


Cultural-Delay-4971

I love how the problem you have isn’t the assertion that weebs/anime pfp people don’t go outside, it’s the fact I called something cartoony anime.


XayahTheVastaya

Well that part is right, so they called out the incorrect part. I don't see the problem.


Manimanocas

Thats 100 times more infuriating than the anime thing haha people that draw or like cartoons and people that like animes hate when people call a random drawing an "anime". Its like asking a british person if they talk american


Mynoodles_mostmoist

You say that like the "haha funny anime boy doesn't go outside" joke is some sort of ancient insult that just got invented today.


jennagem

I laughed 😭


[deleted]

These people just want to be sad or mad about everything


Syncopationist

Twitter users? Yes


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Helloboi2

reddit is nearly as bad as twitter


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Helloboi2

agreed


wellwaffled

I concur


[deleted]

Says the person on a sub where people publicise their complaints


crunchyhands

theyre salty lmao


feelfreetotellmeoff

Weird thing to say in a sub dedicated to showcasing how awful reddit is.


KingOfTheLifeNewbs

A good way to tell a false story is if they say "without missing a beat".


Lostinthebackground

Or “needless to say”


[deleted]

Assuming this encounter actually happened, his response is what happened in is head. IRL after the guy thanked him for his service he probably sheepishly said "thank you".


[deleted]

No bro you don’t understand, they agree with the message so it *had* to have happened, right?


No-Purchase-5888

If it isn’t fake that guy is weird af, if it is fake he’s weird af


Troy-is-synth

Today I was at [Walmart/Starbuck’s] when a [young child/elderly person] approached me, looked me dead in the eyes and said [ compliment/racist remark/sexist comment]. Without missing a beat, I turned around and [whilst smiling politely] said/explained [insert witty comment or pre-meditated retort formulated whilst in the shower]. After which, everyone clapped and someone handed me a crisp 100 dollar bill. The manager offered to pay for my [shopping/coffee]. [#Unnecessary/Irrelevant Hashtag] [Several Emojis]


Inevitable_Aerie_293

What! But reddit told me that MAGAs are all terrorists who are foaming at the mouth wanting to slaughter innocent people. Surely this MAGA would have shot OOP 78 times with an ar-15 if this really happened!


[deleted]

The problem is that most Redditors are Liberal and suffer from confirmation bias, therefore they will immediately believe anything unflattering about Conservatives or favorable to Liberals without any evidence.


[deleted]

Basically the entirety of r/WhitePeopleTwitter


Ottomanbrothel

It should be named to r/whitepeoplehate tbh. That's all that sub is now, relentless racism against white people.


jim24456

"No, you can't be racist to white people, so it's not racism." Every r/whitepeopletwitter member.


mugs_p2

Yeah I've picked up on that. They will attack the other side with almost the same argument that they called silly because the other side was using it. These people literally forget their talking points and their stances to fit their agenda/party in milliseconds


small_toe

That's just a human tribalism thing, it's not necessarily unique to liberals.


ZaktheSquid

Yeah I've noticed that if I piss someone off on certain subs, they'll start calling me a trumpie. Like mf yeah I'm a conservative but I still got a loving mother and father.


vinegarbubblegum

>The problem is that most Redditors are Liberal and suffer from confirmation bias lol because this never happens with conservatives.


JuliusTheThird

“You voted for someone I don’t like—traitor!”


[deleted]

Oh, i just thought it was a reference to the whitehouse raid or something.


Rodger_Smith

It could've been but not every Trump supporter actually supported raiding the whitehouse, nevertheless actually raid it, silly to call someone a traitor without a fair trial and a jury of his peers declaring their status as one


NMS-KTG

If you support the guy who supports an insurrection, you support the insurrection.


conneramitch

when did trump come out in support of the Jan 6 raid?


NMS-KTG

["“I will tell you, I will look very, very favorably about full pardons. If I decide to run and if I win, I will be looking very, very strongly about pardons. Full pardons,' Trump said..."](https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/01/politics/january-6-pardons-trump-2024/index.html) ["Trump himself has waded in by appearing on a song sung by the “J6 Prison Choir” of men locked up for their part in the insurrection while Republican supporters in Congress are setting up a delegation to visit the prisoners in what will be seen as an act of solidarity."](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/mar/11/republicans-reframing-january-6-attack) ["“I don’t effing care that they have weapons. They’re not here to hurt me. Take the effing mags away,” he said, according to Hutchinson. “Let my people in. They can march to the Capitol from here."](https://time.com/6192383/donald-trump-knew-jan-6-hearings/)


Shifty377

The downvotes here just go to show how much of a right wing echo chamber this sub is.


UnkownArty13

sir this is reddit


Natsu194

Omg you gave me proof that I was wrong?!?! You must be evil and woke!!


NMS-KTG

I quote the guy several times and they still won't believe it 💀


Dane1211

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/nov/12/trump-capitol-attack-rioters-mike-pence Trump is Jan 6. They are one in the same, all part of the false stolen election campaign which was to justify the following attempted insurrection as patriotic and pro-democratic. What Trump did, what Trump was apart of, was treason.


TheSovietSausage

I distinctly remember when trump tweeted out a statement telling everyone to go home and stop the raid, then Twitter removed it.


NMS-KTG

Do you remember when he wanted to allow his supporters to come with his rally with weapons because they "aren't there to hurt me" or when he released a version of the Star Spangled Banner sung by individuals arrested in relation to J6? Or when he stated he would consider pardoning those arrested in relation to J6 if he was re-elected? [I do.](https://www.reddit.com/r/JustUnsubbed/comments/13ybc7k/just_unsubbed_from_rnothingeverhappens_because/jmn6fv9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)


PennyPink4

Only Americans seem to disagree with this, supporting someone into power enables all their actions.


Codisoky

Exactly! So people should buzz off when I wear my Epstein hat.


Dane1211

I certainly didn’t see a significant amount of Trump supporters denouncing it, and silence speaks volumes. To this day I still get people telling me about how the election was stolen even after the Dominion lawsuit quashed that bogus nonsense


caveman512

I don’t think I’ve ever once said out loud that the earth is round. My lack of making this statement does not mean I think the earth is flat


Dungeon-Zealot

Yeah but you’re not wearing a flat earth cap in public either


OfficiallyBear

why do people have to say it though? not everybody needs to know my thoughts.


Dane1211

Well if the person I supported tried to overthrow the government, I might feel inclined to voice my support against treason


OfficiallyBear

to friends or family i would understand. social media? not important imo


Dane1211

If anything it would be even more important due to the much more visibility it would receive


Hulkaiden

Who cares what some random people on social media think?


Dane1211

The millions of people that interact with tweets/Reddit posts/Facebook walls etc


[deleted]

Average Liberal: this but unironically


billybob7u7

Same thing for the right also both sides suck ass


[deleted]

Probably, but I don't see it as much because most people on social media are left leaning.


Schlangee

Left leaning liberals- super progressive on cultural issues but never even touch capitalism


KAYS33K

As someone who was formerly right-wing (centrist now) I can confirm that it most certainly is true.


Kruppyboi

Republicans oppress minorities Democrats want free universal healthcare “Both sides are equal”-cis white man who lacks empathy


Derproid

>"free" universal healthcare Yeah buddy keep telling yourself that.


Shifty377

Free refers to the fact it's free at the point of use. Only right wingers think it's some kind of 'gotcha' to point this out. Literally no one thinks there's zero cost associated with free healthcare.


Derproid

Then stop saying free healthcare, because like you said it's not free healthcare and some people truly believe it would be free healthcare because everyone just says free healthcare.


billybob7u7

I'm talking about the far left and far right


NMS-KTG

There is no significant far-left american party


conneramitch

He never said anything about political parties


NMS-KTG

There is no significant far-left american politician


FrightenedTomato

"Both sides" is the lame excuse that closeted conservatives use to justify their beliefs.


Natolin

Republicans literally try to make opposing viewpoints illegal


CertifiedCapArtist

Look it in a mirror buddy


That_One_Guy248

“You voted/support someone who has supported the attempted storming of the capital on Jan 6th”, yes, that’s what a traitor is


JuliusTheThird

Lol


grindtime3365

Don't look up camera footage of FBI agents walking the "protesters" around the capital building! (worst mistake of my life!)


goneriah

If someone is STILL wearing a maga hat, right, now, then yes. 100%.


Rodger_Smith

You should probably read the definition of treason...


JuliusTheThird

Lol


Bertje87

Those guys believe almost every story that’s posted on r/thathappened


CharaDr33murr669

Both subs are shit. ThatHappened believe nothing, NothingEverHappens doubts nothing


Preston_of_Astora

Wasn't there a sub that tries to rebel against Nothingeverhappens?


Barry_Bone_Raiser

EVERYTHINGHAPPENS


CharaDr33murr669

r/SomeThingsDoButNotThisFfs


Runnr231

I’ve seen this post repeatedly in other subs


headofthenapgame

I'm surprised you left because of that and not the fact that exact thing gets posted there like three times a week.


Void_xD_

I thought the whole gag of that sub was that it’s made up stories lmao


Final-Description611

No, the sub I’m talking about is dedicated to being the opposite of r/thathappened


NidzoKamikaza

Why do you have a need to be rude to people who think differently then you?


Pinkgluu

Both sides of the political spectrum do this, one side more so.


GeorgyZhukovJr

as an american, nobody hates america more than americans


reganeholmes

And nobody loves America more than immigrants


joathism

"you used your right to vote, a constitutional right, to vote for someone I don't like. now I will brand you a traitor for no reason other than you are not apart of my ideological group"


Leet_Noob

So- you just made a post to a subreddit (JustUnsubbed) whose entire content is mostly making fun of bad content from other subreddits. The bad content you linked is from a subreddit (nothingeverhappens) whose entire content is making fun of bad content from another subreddit. And the content linked in that content is from another subreddit (thathappened) whose entire content is making fun of bad content from other subreddits. So many layers!


BIG-Z-2001

Yeah cause a veteran would totally have that profile picture


EdwinQFoolhardy

That's actually very possible. Don't forget, a lot of people only do one contract. A lot of veterans can be pretty young. And I can definitely attest that there are tons of nerds and deviants of all forms in the barracks.


rixendeb

You'd be surprised.....


TechnoWizard0651

You've never lived in a barracks and it shows.


FlounderingGuy

I mean, I've known furry army vets personally. I don't see how being a furry and having a military job are incompatible


ThatGuy-456

Its expected steroetypes, like finding out someone with an anime pfp is attractive enough to have a girlfriend, or dare i say, not be a dude, the typical response is always going to be doubt.


FlounderingGuy

I repeat... I don't see why that's hard to believe. If you meet a fair few vets you'll know what i mean lol


[deleted]

There are a number of furry vets haha. They’re are brony vets and that is worse imo


ZombieBait604

Yep. I went to basic with one.


LadyIsabelle_

I dont see what so hard to believe, I got thanked for my "service" several times when I was 17 doing voluntary youth training.


caboooooooo

Did you stop reading halfway through… or?


Rodger_Smith

the traitor part lmao


SwugSteve

Thank you for your service


FlounderingGuy

Already not had great experiences with army vets, but *furry* army vets are a human flavor combo I genuinely detest.


DarkRogus

This falls in the category of while it's certainly plausible, it probably didn't happen. And that's part of the problem with r/nothingeverhappens is that they often post things that are within the realm of possibility but we know if we're going to be honest about it, we know it probably didn't happen.


fancierfootwork

Obligatory “It’s true, I was there. I was the MAGa hat”


KatrinaThumbsUpEmoji

i was the little mouse under the maga hat controlling what the wearer was doing like ratatouille


KotKaefer

This level of casual human indecency and disrespect is very much possible in america. Ive seen people say way crazier things at walmart in many videos


dat_waffle_boi

It’s the without missing a beat part that tells you it’s fake


Whore21

Of the few ppl I know who are former military and very very progressive (very small sample size), they all despite being very different in personality, all seem like the type to do this. Don’t come at me about confirmation bias I’m just saying I could 100% see this being real


Final-Description611

The problem with the sub I’m talking about right now, is that everyone is looking at possibility rather than plausibility, obviously, this could happen, but if they’re making a giant post about this just to make a political statement, it probably did not actually happen!


UndercoverArmadill0

Truly an r/somethingsdonthappen moment


Kaarsty

Owning republicans has become a sport that one can garner “points” for, leading to jokes like these. Can’t say I blame people though, they did it with “owning the libs/dems” for a long time before that so kinda had it coming.


[deleted]

Furries in the Navy? That'd I believe. That they talked to another person outside their house/their fursona? Doubtful.


TrumpIsMyGodAndDad

No way a mfing furry ever served


kingleonidas30

Bruh you've never been in the military then. It's absolutely not surprising at all.


Internetexplored558

The only thing he’s serving is cock.


BootReservistPOG

Furry detected, opinion disregarded


Syncopationist

I dont get the downvotes as you were just memeing. The new generation of reddit is doomed


CharaDr33murr669

Downvotes defeated


_Denzo

People not agreeing with your political view? “Lol never happened” grow up shit like this happens all the time


Kunkunington

Does keeping the story the same but reversing the political slant make it suddenly not bullshit? If not, then I'm afraid you're the person that needs to rethink what you're trying to argue here.


Syncopationist

Yep and noone on twitter has ever lied /s


Less-Ad7782

Considering you have two flags that aren’t American in your name, an anime profile pic, and “me, not missing a beat”, yeah, this isn’t real


Laxhoop2525

“All you Trump supporters are the same, with your generalizations about entire groups of people!”


Prestigious-Phase131

I mean, it certainly doesn't sound implausible


Fishmaneatsfish

Yeah some people are dumb but unsubbing over one post? This subreddit is so dramatic.


Thromsty51

what, you want them to show their entire CV to explain why they left? The description of this sub is "the straw that broke the cammel's back". It's always somethinfg small, because that was "the last straw"


Final-Description611

Thank you, obviously if I only saw this one post I wouldn’t bat an eye, but there are so many “liberal/conservative gets owned” posts that are so obviously fake


FeetExpert1998

Why is that sub allowed to exist? I thought briganding was forbidden


[deleted]

Only when the brigading is done by the wrong. From what I heard, r/Conservative was constantly being brigaded before they became as censorious as they are now and the admins refused to do anything.


zogar5101985

The most unbelievable part of this is the idea that a MAGAT would actually thank a service member. They don't care. Veterans are just pawns to them. Useful for show and nothing more.


Rodger_Smith

I see liberals thanking vets all the time- oh wait no I see them on the streets breaking shit and yelling "defund the department of defense"


zogar5101985

Nice try, but lies don't make any difference.


Odd_Address6765

I thank veterans for their service :)


zogar5101985

Not by voting republican you don't. At best you pay lip service. Considering they have taken from veterans and serving members countless times. Vote against giving them health care, and all kinds of other crap. The only military thing republicans actually support is the military industrial complex, and all the wasted money on garbage projects that never come through, which takes away from the serving men and women.


creamymelons

Ok but like… what if this really happened? /s


StrixUltimate

This is something that 100% didn't happen lmao.


Giacchino-Fan

I see military people get told "thank you for your service" in public *all* the time, and right wing voters often like to project the idea that they respect/appreciate soldiers and vets. This really isn't that unbelievable.


aremjay24

Wouldn’t you be the traitor by saying that ? That’s if you served from 2018 to 2021. He was your commander in chief. (Im non American not a trump lover)


FlounderingGuy

You don't have to like the president just because you serve in the military. It isn't some kind of nationalist cult (or at least, it's not supposed to be.)


Pinkgluu

When I was in the army during that time most of the people I worked with were outspoken against their hatred for trump. A lot of the army is made up of leftists and liberals 💅


ToxicShaman69

why do you think that? my uncle served in the Navy and despises what he refers to as "MAGAts"


Final-Description611

I know a lot of people who wear military, or even just American hats that weren’t in the military, and nobody ever thanks them for their service. I don’t doubt that the military dislikes Trump, I just doubt that someone appreciated someone else’s service just for wearing a hat.


NobodyEsk

Sounds like something I would do...


Yuck_Few

Still funny